We like war. We're a war like people. We like war because we're good at it

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"We like war. We're a war like people. We like war because we're good at it. You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old and we've already had 10 major wars. We average a major war every 20 years in this country. So we're good at it! And it's a good thing we are because we're not good at anything else anymore.  

Can't build a decent car, can't make a TV set or a VCR worth a f--k, got no steel industry left, can't educate our young people, can't get healthcare to our old people...  

But we can bomb the shit out of your country alright. Especially if your country is full of brown people. That's our new job in the world. Bombing brown people. Iraq, Panama, Grenada, Libya... if you got some brown people in your country, tell them to watch the f--k out!   

"Have you heard the theory of bigger dick foreign policy? It sounds like this: 'What?!? They have bigger dicks? BOMB THEM'. And of course the bombs, the rockets, and the bullets are all shaped like dicks. It's a subconscious feeling to project the penis into other people's affairs."  

LMAO.   

Carlin was an absolute genius of a comic. One of his greatest bits ever. Really wish he was alive today to tell us his thoughts on everything that's happening, especially COVID and the vaccine. We already know what his thoughts on the war would be. RIP.