1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:15,140 I was bragging on a talk show 2 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:18,220 About my time as VP 3 00:00:18,220 --> 00:00:22,120 Said you want billions of dollars 4 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:25,240 Then you'll have to agree 5 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:28,640 To fire that mean prosecutor 6 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:31,940 Who's looking into my son 7 00:00:31,940 --> 00:00:35,900 I want it done in six hours 8 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:38,880 Or you ain't getting none 9 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:42,600 I like subpoena coladas 10 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,800 Getting caught in Ukraine 11 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:49,460 I brag about it on camera 12 00:00:49,460 --> 00:00:53,120 Cause I have half a brain 13 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:56,280 I got to take care of charisma 14 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:59,580 Hunter's salary's at stake 15 00:00:59,580 --> 00:01:03,080 Wasn't thinking too clearly 16 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:06,780 Cause I'm barely awake 17 00:01:06,780 --> 00:01:23,580 I didn't think about my country 18 00:01:23,580 --> 00:01:27,440 I know that sounds kinda mean 19 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:30,340 But me and my son Hunter 20 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:35,200 Had come up with a harebrained lame-ass scheme 21 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,060 So I looked at the leader 22 00:01:37,060 --> 00:01:40,880 And I made one final pitch 23 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,880 They fired their own prosecutor 24 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:47,180 I said son of a bitch 25 00:01:47,180 --> 00:01:48,180 I said son of a bitch 26 00:01:48,180 --> 00:01:50,920 Now we're just gonna get nada 27 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:54,260 We got caught in Ukraine 28 00:01:54,260 --> 00:01:57,840 He got kicked out of the Navy 29 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:01,180 Cause he's into cocaine 30 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:04,480 He likes to hug his brother's weirdo 31 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:04,980 He likes to hug his brother's weirdo 32 00:02:04,980 --> 00:02:08,080 And make millions of bucks 33 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,820 Ran my mouth once too often 34 00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:15,300 Now we're both out of luck 35 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:32,320 So I waited with high hopes 36 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,620 That no one noticed a thing 37 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:38,980 My luck ran out in an instant 38 00:02:38,980 --> 00:02:42,260 Now I'll never be king 39 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:45,940 My words had come back to bite me 40 00:02:45,940 --> 00:02:48,620 The way they usually do 41 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:52,880 Up a creek full of feces 42 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,800 In a leaky canoe 43 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:59,720 I got subpoena coladas 44 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,900 From getting caught in Ukraine 45 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:06,760 Should've kept my big mouth shut 46 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,900 Now my life's down the drain 47 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:13,560 Cause I'll be making love at midnight 48 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,960 In a cell getting screwed 49 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:20,500 By a man who's named Corn Pop 50 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:23,840 He's a really bad dude 51 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:40,820 I hate subpoena coladas 52 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:44,040 All that crap in Ukraine 53 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:47,580 With a twenty-year sentence 54 00:03:47,580 --> 00:03:50,920 Now my ass is in pain 55 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:54,420 I don't like making love at midnight 56 00:03:54,420 --> 00:03:57,700 With that big ugly ape 57 00:03:57,700 --> 00:04:01,260 Gotta go talk to Hunter 58 00:04:01,260 --> 00:04:05,540 As we plan our escape 59 00:04:05,540 --> 00:04:21,780 And we'll be okay 60 00:04:21,780 --> 00:04:22,360 And we'll catch you 61 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,200 Now my ass is in pain 62 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:23,760 Once you rejoice 63 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:23,900 With that big human 64 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:24,460 And you may say 65 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:25,400 If it does not control 66 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,000 We'll be okay 67 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:26,400 But now my ass is in боль 68 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:26,700 And I'll be okay 69 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:27,080 And I'll be okay 70 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:28,140 Then we'll be okay 71 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:28,480 exemple 72 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,220 We'll be okay 73 00:04:29,220 --> 00:04:29,780 Let's bowl 74 00:04:29,780 --> 00:04:29,860 And we'll be okay 75 00:04:29,860 --> 00:04:31,860 You