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That was six months after I returned from Belize, and all of the newspaper, the headlines were,

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you know, McAfee was sleeping with teenage girls in Belize, you know, he was manufacturing drugs

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in the jungle. What idiot, by the way, is going to do that? Think about it. But the newspapers

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were full of all of these things. And so I thought, good God, you know, I'm not going

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to escape that. I might as well dive into it. And so I just, I made a video in which

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everything that they accused me of, I included in the video and embraced.

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You may have to click on remove, uninstall, or a similarly named option to begin the uninstall

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process. This is my lab tech, Bartholomew. He's going to take you through step by step the

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process of uninstalling the McAfee antivirus software. The greatest thing about that was

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that after that video, the headlines about me were vastly reduced. Because once you've

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accepted the fact, okay, God, he's been living with seven women. Okay, fine. Let's get seven

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women in this video and put them in scantily clad clothes, and I'll be as decadent as possible.

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Then what mud can you sling? I mean, I've already slung it at myself now. That was a blast.

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My wife was in it too. She was the lady that walked off with me in the end with the gun.

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It wasn't just my concept. I mean, I said, yeah, let's make fun of me because everybody

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else is. Everybody, you know, had great ideas, and we included everybody's ideas, and I think

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that's why the video turned out as well as it did.

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One billion dollars in this video is on the end of the video.

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