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Alright. Good evening again, ladies and gentlemen, Mixology 101. Today we're going to be making the Papyra Irish Smash.

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Now, that's a very simple thing to make, even for the Irish, of which I am one.

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And while I'm making this drink, I'm not going to be explaining much, but I would love to talk about the end of fucking quarantine,

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which has happened to us. It's an extraordinary event, and if you have not experienced it yet, you will soon.

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It is coming to a theater near you.

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Now, the oddest thing about the end of quarantine is that, well, fuck me, some are celebrating.

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I'm like, fuck, yes! I'm earthly dancing in the street, but, I mean, you can count those people on the fingers of one hand,

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in most large cities.

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The majority of the people that are out are the brave mother and father or something,

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leaving the kids at home, but coming out to make a show for the neighbors.

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Yes, we must be strong. We must face this danger.

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But, unfortunately, the majority, and that's, I don't know, more than what you can count on the fingers of one hand.

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But the majority of people didn't fucking show up at all.

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They just didn't show up for the celebration, and are still, oddly, locked in.

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You'll see this place in yourself, and one of the oddest of all experiences that I've had in my 70-some years of existence,

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and the Irish papaya smash.

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Oh, my God, yes.

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Oh, whoa! You're going to love this, people.

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How many minutes?

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