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a coffee and oyster martini and what the fuck you've done with coronavirus we'll start with

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both at the same time so coronavirus just watch what I'm doing as far as the coffee

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martini is concerned coronavirus what the fuck have you done people what have you done I mean

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today in the most locked down country in the world which just fucking opened up the elderly

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are just beginning to come out of their fucking houses why they're living alone most of them

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uh they're living in a society which you fucking people has developed for over 500 goddamn years

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to make sure that the elderly are not constantly fucking minded of their impending death I'm 70

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fucking four whoa if my death is not coming instantly or at the latest over the goddamn

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horizon then what the fuck no it's coming and yet we live knowing as elderly people on 70

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fucking four any goddamn moment we may fucking just fucking disappear so now um put the oyster

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in the coffee they just fucking disappear uh take a squeeze of linen and what just happened

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the news every goddamn day says death is outside your goddamn door you elderly people

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we're coming to get you maybe now well I'm very sorry but vodka extraordinarily necessary for

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a coffee martini martini martini now what in the flying fuck is wrong with you people

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that you're willing to sacrifice your grandmothers and grandfathers for what your own goddamn sense

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of security well fuck you i'm saying white fucking now uh take a little lemon cube and make sure you

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squeeze the lemon in and then get that lemon zest for the peel so fucking yes

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uh coffee

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yeah