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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Many people are complaining about all the

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inconveniences of lockdown and its disruptive impact on the world. No one's

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looking at the silver linings, and there are many. I would like to give you an

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example. Here in Moscow, prostitution is a dying business. You can get a beautiful, a

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beautiful woman to go around the world with you for simply 1,200 rubles. I mean,

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that's less than 15 fucking dollars. And this is one thing you should look at

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positively. But to me, the most dramatic improvement has been the price of a

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bag of heroin in Moscow. 100 fucking rubles. I mean, that's a dollar and 30 cents, people. Now,

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not that I would ever encourage, nor even do it myself, the use of the use of

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heroin. I mean, it is, um, well, it's an insidious fucking drug, if you know what I mean. It's habit-forming, and, uh,

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yes, there we go. Good. Um, in any case, uh, for those who are in, oh, what am I doing here? I'm sorry, I'm on camera.

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Um, any children watching, under no circumstances, taking drugs, whatsoever. Least of all alcohol,

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uh, weed, uh, and coffee. Very debilitating, uh, drugs, all three of them. And thank you for

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listening. And we'll have another update tomorrow on other advantages of lockdown. Uh, thank you, my friends.

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I know.

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