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Gentlemen, my wife, who has plied me with three bottles of champagne, two bottles of

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tequila, today, between the hours of 11 a.m. and whatever it may be right now, the last

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of the champagne is in this glass. In less than an hour, we at the Mrs. McAfee and myself

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are going to explain what the flying thug has been happening to us. So, before that begins,

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this is the last of the fucking Dome Perignon. Roll right into the many thousands of dollars

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at this. Please, show this fucking unbelievably richy goddammit. Yes.

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Just to get a fucking seat cost us $400. Well, we have a seat for three people. We've had

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three bottles of Dome Perignon. Plus, I cannot count the number of cheap, worthless shit we've

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had before. This is the Dome Perignon. To you, my followers. Do better, if you can.

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Gents, at the Mrs. McAfee and myself, I love you all. God knows why. God knows why love

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exists. But thank God that it does. I love you, at the Mrs. McAfee.

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Oh, that's so sweet. I love you, Daddy. Like your son, as you're 12.

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Ha, ha, ha, ha.