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Frank was getting ready to leave his apartment he was on his way to an open

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mic night to perform as a ventriloquist unfortunately Frank wasn't a convincing

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ventriloquist despite his best efforts yeah well maybe if you shut up for five

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minutes I'd get better I can't even fucking hear myself think retorted and

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exasperated fuck sake Frank arrived at the Merkin house a place where talentless

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losers escaped their miserable lives for five minutes fuck you you come the old

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Frank oh look can you please just stop for a while at least while I'm on stage

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please okay next up we have Frank and his buddy Roger

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give him a hand hey everyone my name is Frank and this is my best friend Roger

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hey everybody hey Frank so Frank how was your day today said Roger voiced by Frank

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uh my day was good thank you Roger stumbled Frank oh that's good it must be nice not having a dirty

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hand up your ass all day ventriloquized Frank you know what fuck this and fuck you he exclaimed

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with desperation my Dios you're amazing shouted a member of the audience his time was nearly up Frank

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thought I'd vanish if he asked Frank forgot who the real puppeteer was I am the over voice and it's time to put

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this dummy in his place