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People ask, how could someone like myself even fucking exist?

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Do you think I created me?

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Wake up, people.

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My first experience of reality is being squeezed through my mother's vagina like a tube of toothpaste.

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Keep in mind, gazelles give birth while grazing.

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They don't even know they've given birth the vagina and the baby are absolutely combined.

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In humans, our goddamn heads have to be segmented at birth so they can be squeezed.

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And later on, they're stitched together.

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No, I was squeezed like toothpaste out of my mother's vagina into what?

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A world that I controlled?

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A world? The me? The I?

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Well, I was restrained by cribs, breasts being held.

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Couldn't even fucking talk.

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Then, when I could, what happened?

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I'm sent off to goddamn school, where again I've got no goddamn control.

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By the time I fucking emerged with free goddamn will, you had already created my sorry ass.

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Blame our mothers, our fathers, our schools, our friends, church, authority.

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You fucking name it.

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But no world.

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I am not responsible for me.

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Maybe you are.

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And should I exist?

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Probably not.

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But here I fucking am.

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Get fucking used to it.

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And thank you very much, as usual, for listening.