1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Fuck. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Send... Send... 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Ah. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Oh. Hello there. My name is Sean McAfee. 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:17,000 I'm the founder of the McAfee Antibiris software company. 6 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Although I've had nothing to do with this company for over 15 years, 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:24,000 I still get volumes of mail asking, 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,000 How do I uninstall this software? 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,000 I have no idea. 10 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 I really need to quit. 11 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:38,000 As I said, I've had nothing to do with McAfee software for over 15 years. 12 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000 I've had more pressing things to do. 13 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:44,000 But the reason events have made me change my mind. 14 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:50,000 I've had over the years many, many ways to do this. 15 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,000 I've had many things to do with this. 16 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:57,000 But the reason events have made me change my mind. 17 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:05,000 I've had over the years many responses from users who are complaining about the difficulty in removing the software. 18 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,000 I'd like to read you a few things. 19 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Holy fucking shit. 20 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:14,000 I was drawing for like five hours straight on this marvelous drawing. 21 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:19,000 And I had to do a big ass scan that slows the shit out of my computer. 22 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,000 It was McAfee, of course. 23 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,000 My computer is always really fast, 24 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 but that son of a bitch has to come fuck it up. 25 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Here's another. 26 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:30,000 My free trial for McAfee or however it's spelled expired. 27 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,000 When it expired, it blocked porn hub. 28 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Fuck McAfee. 29 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Fuck them in their stupid faces. 30 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:41,000 I hope they all get dick and con rot and die a slow agonizing death 31 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,000 for limiting my porn use to examster. 32 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 No one should have to use examster. 33 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:51,000 I tried one final time and got the Urban Dictionary definition for McAfee. 34 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:58,000 McAfee, a barely passable virus scanning program that updates at the worst possible times. 35 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Ten storeender computer completely useless whenever it starts an update, 36 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,000 which it doesn't ask to start and you cannot cancel or pause. 37 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,000 McAfee updates at horrible times. 38 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Almost like the creators want you to die. 39 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:18,000 So I finally remembered how to uninstall McAfee anti virus software 40 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:23,000 and I passed my friend Bartholomew to walk you through the steps. 41 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 This is my lab tech Bartholomew. 42 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:31,000 He is going to take you through step by step the process of uninstalling the McAfee anti virus software. 43 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Say hello Bartholomew. 44 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Yes, so if you need me I'll be over here and good luck. 45 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:44,000 The procedure for removing McAfee anti virus software from your computer is as follows. 46 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 First, make sure you have a full backup. 47 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Yes Bartholomew. 48 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Back it up. Back it up. That's right. 49 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Very important. Back it up. 50 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 I need John to go ahead and act out. 51 00:02:55,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Sir, should I be reading the instructions for the Mac or PC? They're really quite different. 52 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Depending on which addition and version of McAfee anti malware softwares installed on your computer, 53 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:13,000 you may have to click on remove, uninstall, or a similarly named option to begin in the uninstall process. 54 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:17,000 When finished reboot the system, John, are you getting this? 55 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 Yeah, yes. 56 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:24,000 You may have to download McAfee Consumer Product Removal tool. 57 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,000 John? 58 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Huh? Yes. 59 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Is that sad about right? 60 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Well, not completely, you know. I mean, it's always there. It's watching. 61 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 It's been watching me for years. 62 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Every time I turn on the fucking computer, it's there looking at me. 63 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 You know, something went wrong. 64 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,000 15 years ago, I had some beautiful software and they took it over. 65 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:46,000 I don't know what they did. It was like the time I hired that Bangkok prostitute. 66 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:50,000 To do my taxes while I fuck my account, it was terrible. 67 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 The same fucking thing is going on now. 68 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 But I know what to do. I know exactly what to do. 69 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Believe me. I've got a fucking solution right now. 70 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 I'm not going to do that. 71 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,000 I'm not going to do that. 72 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000 I'm not going to do that. 73 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 I'm not going to do that. 74 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 I'm not going to do that. 75 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 I'm not going to do that. 76 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 I'm not going to do that. 77 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 I'm not going to do that. 78 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 I'm not going to do that. 79 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 I'm not going to do that. 80 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,000 I'm not going to do that. 81 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 I'm not going to do that. 82 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 I'm not going to do that. 83 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 I'm not going to do that.