1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:21,280 On the morning of September 11, 2001, 19 men armed with boxcutters directed by a man on dialysis 2 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:25,320 in a cave fortress halfway around the world using a satellite phone and a laptop directed 3 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:29,520 the most sophisticated penetration of the most heavily defended air space in the world. 4 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:33,560 Overpowering the passengers in the military combat train pilots on four commercial aircraft 5 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:37,520 before flying those planes wildly off course for over an hour without being molested by a 6 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,240 single fighter interceptor. 7 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:43,560 These 19 hijackers, devout religious fundamentalists who like to drink alcohol snorke cocaine 8 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,920 and live with pink-aired strippers managed to knock down three buildings with two planes 9 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:47,920 in New York. 10 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:52,080 While in Washington, a pilot who couldn't handle a single engine sessna was able to fly a 757 11 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:57,040 and an 8,000 foot descending 270 degree quarks crew turned to come exactly level with the ground. 12 00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:00,400 Using the Pentagon in the budget analyst office where DOD staffers were working on the 13 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:04,640 mystery of the $2.3 trillion the defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld had announced missing 14 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:09,680 for the Pentagon's coffers in a press conference the day before on September 10, 2001. 15 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,480 Luckily, the new zankers knew who did it within minutes. 16 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:16,400 The pundits knew within hours. 17 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,560 The administration knew within the day. 18 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:22,280 Terrorists who committed these acts and those who harbored them. 19 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:26,400 And the evidence literally fell into the FBI's lap that the hijackers passport was found 20 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:29,920 a blocks from the world trades that are crash-sided. 21 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:33,680 But for some reason a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists demanded an investigation as 22 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:36,600 the greatest attack on American soil in history. 23 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:41,040 That investigation was delayed, underfunded, set up to fail, a conflict of interest, and 24 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,920 a cover-up from start to finish. 25 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:46,960 It was based on testimony extracted through torture, the records of which were destroyed. 26 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:51,680 It failed to mention the existence of WTC-7, Abel Danger, P-Tech, Sebel Edmonds, OBL 27 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:55,160 and the CIA and the drills of hijack dercraft being flown into buildings that were being 28 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:59,040 simulated at the precise same time that those events were actually happening. 29 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:04,320 It was lied to by the Pentagon, the CIA, the Bush administration, and as for Bush and 30 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:09,160 Cheney, well, no one knows what they told it because they testified in secret, off the record, 31 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,880 not under oath, and behind closed doors. 32 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:15,080 It didn't bother to look at who funded the attacks because that question is ultimately 33 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:18,360 of little, practical, significance. 34 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:22,200 Still the 9-11 commissioned it brilliantly answering all of the questions the public had, 35 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:26,280 set most of the victim's family members' questions, and pinned blame on all the people responsible, 36 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,200 although no one so much has lost their job. 37 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:32,200 Determining the attacks were failure of imagination, because... 38 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:40,760 Except the Pentagon, FEMA, NORAD, and the NRO. 39 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:44,840 The CIA destroyed 2.5 terabytes of data on Abel Danger, but that's okay because it probably 40 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,440 wasn't important. 41 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,680 The SEC destroyed their records on the investigation into the insider trading before 42 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:53,200 the attacks, but that's okay because destroying the records of the largest investigation 43 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:56,520 in SEC history is just part of routine record keeping. 44 00:02:56,520 --> 00:03:00,520 This is classified the data that they used for their model of WTC7's collapse, but that's 45 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:04,720 okay because knowing how they meet their model of the collapse would jeopardize, public, 46 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,040 safety. 47 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:09,920 The FBI has argued that all material related to their investigation of 9-11 should be kept secret 48 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:14,280 from the public, but that's okay because the FBI probably has nothing to hide. 49 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:18,320 This man never existed, nor is anything he had to say worthy of your attention, and if you 50 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,960 say otherwise, you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist and deserve to be shunned by all 51 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,240 of humanity. 52 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:29,120 Like wise him, him, him, and her, and her, and her, and him. 53 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:32,640 Osama bin Laden lived in the cave fortress in the hills of Afghanistan, but somehow got 54 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:33,640 away. 55 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:36,480 Then he was hiding out in Torabora, but somehow got away. 56 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:39,560 Then he lived in a body-budd about for years, taunting the most comprehensive intelligence 57 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,720 dragged net employing the most sophisticated technology in the history of the world for 58 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:46,480 a decade, releasing video after video with complete impunity and getting younger and younger 59 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:50,280 as he did so before finally being found in a daring seal team raid which wasn't recorded 60 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:54,080 on video, in which he didn't resist, or uses his wife as a human shield, and in which 61 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:57,720 these cracks special forces operatives panicked and killed this unarmed man supposedly the 62 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:01,680 best source of intelligence about those dastardly terrorists on the entire planet. 63 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,520 Then they dumped his body in the ocean before telling anyone about it. 64 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:08,400 Then a couple dozen of that team's members died in helicopter crash in Afghanistan. 65 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,560 This is the story of 9-11 brought to you by the media which told you the hard truths 66 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:12,560 about. 67 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:19,120 They took the babies I think it is. 68 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,560 And mobile production facilities. 69 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:24,760 And the rescue of Jessica Lynch. 70 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:28,360 If you have any questions about this story, you are a batshit paranoid tinfoil dog 71 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:31,560 abusing baby hater and will be reviled by everyone. 72 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:35,440 If you love your country and or freedom, happiness, rainbows, rock and roll, puppy dogs, 73 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:39,880 apple pie, and your grandma, you will never ever express doubts about any part of this story 74 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,440 to anyone. 75 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:46,940 This has been a public service announcement by the friends of the FBI CIA NSA, DIA, SEC, 76 00:04:46,940 --> 00:04:51,440 MSM, White House, NIST, and the 9-11 Commission. 77 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,440 Because ignorance is strength.