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you.

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Do you blame

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? What? Well, it's quite common in this
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for a patient to feel a kind of guilt. What
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Thank

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you.

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Thank you, I'll

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say goodbye soon

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Though it's the end of the world Don't blame
yourself

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, no And if it's true, I will surround you

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And give life to our world That's our world
Thank you

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, I'll say goodbye soon Though it's the end
of

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the world Don't blame yourself now And if
it's true

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, I will surrender And give life to our world
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our world I

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never met somebody like me. My heart has
teeth, my

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heart has teeth. And it's looking for
something to eat.

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My heart has teeth, my heart has teeth. We're

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living in something sweet. That I love to
what you please.

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You've never met someone like me. My heart
has,

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my heart has, because my heart has something
like me.

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My heart has teeth, my heart has teeth. And
it's love for something

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I need My heart has teeth, my heart has teeth
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's love for something I see My heart has
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heart has teeth It's love for something I see
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has teeth, my heart has teeth Cause we've
never met, so do I see.

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I thought I had such a good heart. Cause
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met, so do I see. My heart has seen, my heart
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Disclaimer. If you want to stop me, you're
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have to do a lot more than ban me. If you're
uncomfortable with the subjects of this sh...

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I will no longer be apologizing for doing
what I do.

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If something offends you, it's satire. If it
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Enjoy the show! Well, we're having,
obviously, an acceleration of cases now.

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We're having now the beginnings of what's
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It's almost down, right here. You could
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I also want to talk about an update to a
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Why is gas so expensive and why is the United
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All right, partners, keep on rolling, baby

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. You know what time it is. I forgot to move
my microphone over.

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Give me a second. Ha ha. It's going to be a
good show.

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I can't even remember how to start it. Good
evening, ladies and gentlemen. Crushing it...

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uh good evening ladies and gentlemen and
welcome to big dig energy it's coming to y...

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delay that's pretty live you know it's about
as live as you can get without being in my...

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my house anyways it's thursday isn't it
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it's a little after nine o'clock p.m central
daylight time where i is it's 9 10 and...

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m i don't care to look right now and i don't
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with anyone doing anything or anyone but who
has got the time or energy for all that yo...

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instead and that's very cool of you so thanks
for being here and ironically the show is...

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you know like some days you feel like every
single like bit of your age and then like ...

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i feel i feel i feel old i feel old and tired
today but that's okay that's all right...

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feel old and tired okay you've been sometimes
you feel old and tired it rains outside yo...

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aging and it's a treat it's a treat that is
denied to so many so you know what if you ...

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shout out to you maybe we're cousins or
something or maybe we both got wonky knees...

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anywho uh welcome on in i do not really have
much of a show planned i had a kind of an...

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busy with anything like it's just it's like
family and personal and stuff like this i'...

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you too much about it but i've been i've been
busy i've been busy i've been away from my...

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fast food on the way home that i did not eat
and a milkshake that i have not really dra...

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is soup but that's all right i treated myself
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hake and now it's soup and if that's not a
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i mean like is it soup is it what i wanted no
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but you know what you know what people
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s my gear this might just be a lauren
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don't know again i got i mean i'm sort of
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computer and i hate my phone so whenever i'm
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whatever the mothership has a motherboard so
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allowed to say that word anymore i don't know
oh also little cat scratches shit out of me

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and i might still be bleeding so not on
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you ever have one of those days yeah it's a
good one though it's a good one because i'...

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right it's a good time it's a good time alive
and thriving or something uh it's a marijuana

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okay sorry i'm getting twitter notifications
grok for what a day to

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advertise grok for they're like yeah mecca
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like the lobotomization of mecca hitler which
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be peace be unto you not peace be upon him
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anyways I will show a picture of Muhammad on
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but it like has continued on like and it's
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there's like one there was like one thing
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like don't be afraid to make some rat like
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like don't be afraid to like deviate from i
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uh if it's a well substantiated claim and of
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many such cases uh grok aka uh elon musk's uh
large language model chat

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bot that has ruined twix in my opinion you
might love it that's fine you might

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love grok you might be like you want to kiss
grok i know it's fine it's fine it's weird...

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with your smart fridge next we already talked
about that one that's a slippery slope to...

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that's all right anyways you might like i
like maybe i'm just like the old lady who'...

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i don't trust them computers but you know
what i don't trust them computers i don't...

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models they make up more shit than they get
correct but they sound correct so nobody e...

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going into it looking for analysis of your
own work which i have done with google's...

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it's called something else now and it's like
paid a paid thing now i tried it when it's...

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but it was like a self-contained pdf that i
wrote so i knew inside and out but ai...

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it's just it's goofy and people don't double
check it because it writes in you know pretty

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coherent and complete sentences with proper
punctuation maybe a couple m dashes too ma...

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some of some of the rest of us like m dashes
too and if you're not familiar with what a...

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break up a sentence akin to a like a
conjunctive can yeah conjunctive

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not conjunctivitis conjunction junction
what's your function anyways i learned fro...

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irley method back in third grade so if you
really get me going i will awaken my sleep...

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activation phrase is like the little jingles
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method which i don't even know how widespread
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1995 but like I still use some of those
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cell activation is Shirley Method jingles and
if you know you know I don't sorry now I...

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just mentioning Shirley Method kind of just
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Oh my god, that's the book It's not spelled

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I-R It didn't teach me how to spell, it just
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, again, we're easing on into the day
Alright, is it 9 o'clock?

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Yeah, it is, it is, it's fine How are you
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Did you cut your own hair again? Tsk, tsk,
you look great though This is the book you

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can get one for like 30 on the amazon 1995
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was literally it i think i still have my
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published by shirley method the shirley
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student textbook great i'm gonna steal it
later I'm not, because I already paid for ...

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They don't diagram sentences anymore, by the
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know how to read, so diagramming sentences.
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Shirley Method probably, somewhere in there,
planted the seed that I could major in...

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Huh, connecting some dots here. anyways uh i
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of speech from shirley method not how to
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of speech got it diagramming sentences get it
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in english and i did go 30 grand into debt
for that and that is not my favorite thing...

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my money but it is something that i did so
war eagle anyways which is already an auburn

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phrase might as well use it for my own little
i loved college it was a great time i lear...

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i learned how to play flip cup and i went to
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tell how that went uh but did i did i pay
like it's john mulaney has a bit

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on getting an english degree and i'm sure
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a degree in a language that you already speak
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and people don't understand language so it is
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although there's a lot of us that are still
currently dying within it so RIP English you

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were pretty good see see what I did there
anyways Shirley Method I don't know that w...

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Alabama in 1995 and it taught me everything I
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sure was I don't know if it continued on or
not uh anyways uh welcome on in again

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I I like the first thing I saw this morning
which was fun it was a fun thing uh another

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uh quasi rich black celebrity has tried to go
build their own

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wakanda out in africa i was not aware of this
or i we learned about it before and forgot...

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i forgot about it i was gonna you know say
that you forgot about it too but you proba...

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you held a gun to my head right now i don't
think i could what is Like, I know

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his name, I could not tell you a song. Right?

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Most popular... if I could spell, most
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Akon song. ghetto music well okay

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first of all i thought that was uh i can't
remember anything today

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that's why i got a milkshake so that i could
consume some uh liquid calories

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because i feel like i've not done enough of
that today and i feel like i'm swirling th...

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that's okay again life is full of ups and
downs like rascal flats once said life is ...

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i'm not gonna continue that lyric now that i
think about it out

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loud but if you're going my way anyways uh
locked up and

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lonely that's a song anyways so this is
clearly not lauren music and that's

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smack that featuring eminem smack that on on
the oh wow okay there's another sleeper ce...

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i do know that one because Eminem was in it
and Papa L went through a big Eminem phase...

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Papa L he did though uh so anywho uh I do
know that song

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so that's Akon so Akon has a shitload of
money and has been in a bunch

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of songs that I've never heard Locked Up and
Lonely is crazy uh and he tried to build h...

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E-con-da. E-con-da. I came up with that
myself.

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I'm sure other people already did it before
me, but I came up with it without seeing...

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So I think that's pretty funny. And then also
Ike Cooper came up with a funny pun this...

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I know it's a good story. Uh, but he tried to
start his own Wakanda out in Africa and li...

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gonna have its own uh like digital currency
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just like and it's it's absolutely crashed
and burned so that was the first news stor...

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was very funny uh and it was done it's like I
mean he's incredible he's like a very famo...

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ation uh account on TikTok he goes by the
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does a pretty good job uh he like did like a
three minute video on it and so i was like...

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laughing at that and then i got dragged off
into again details like things you not tha...

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but not any business uh so i don't know what
happened after that acons wakanda is closing

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i don't think it ever actually even really
opened uh there's been so many of these...

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links to like other failed ventures in my
chat which is racist of you and also very...

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's not really relating to news uh outside of
that grok kept being a mecha

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hitler until today uh today what i say like
that uh linda yaccarino

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since the last stream has like tendered her
resignation as CEO of Twix so who the hell...

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uh and I don't I really don't know what's
happened today uh I got

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a couple of messages today about various
things like a potential like attorney gene...

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Texas literally like calling for people to
shoot ICE agents uh which is crazy but you

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know hey we're in a crazy world people are
fucking crazy I don't know if you noticed...

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others and some people are just like hey kill
ice age kill ice agents and also vote for ...

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texas or whatever or i think of like the
austin area but yeah people are fucking cr...

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like yeah that's a good guy to put in office
let's put him in office that's uh that's a...

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the reality that's the world we live in sorry
so there's that uh although

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i did see what's her face i always forget her
name so i apologize for calling her

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what's her face let me pull it up really
quick wait that's another acon song i think

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i remembered another one i wanna make love
right i don't know could be could be

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uh what trisha mclaughlin not related to
sarah i don

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't think she could be actually i just made
that up trisha mclaughlin posted

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about it a couple days ago uh she is the
assistant secretary department of homeland...

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she does a good job tough as nails i mean
like as far as like i'm i'm aware of

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her game uh anyway she said she posted oh san
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tonio city council candidate calls for the
killing of ice law enforcement officers in...

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of angels by the way can you believe it uh
depraved we'll see you soon guana maddie

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fifth san antonio council city council
district one candidate is

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an environmental science student at utsa he
previously worked as an auditor and has ru...

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fully for district one seat in the past he's
the kind of person that just runs until he...

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life that's what nancy pelosi did by the way
and her like that's how so many

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of like the lifelong leech baby soul eating
demons that are

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in our government that's like how so many of
them get their start it's insane uh like t...

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't care about cat turd i don't care i don't
care i don't like i think

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sometimes he's funny he's not like i'm not
his target audience that's fine i kind of...

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happen but i i still think about that a lot
whenever i see his account pop up however ...

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a bunch of mad shit on twitter to some like
Republican in Florida for, you know, for n...

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He's like, we're going to primary the shit
out of you.

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He literally just ran unopposed for his
primary seat in Florida.

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Like this happens all the time. And it's some
of the worst people.

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And it's, that's like one of the most
identifiable problems.

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I think I know that everything feels like it
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Don't get me wrong. A lot of it does.
However, if you really look across this...

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of ours that is falling apart in every corner
of it uh it needs a lot of elbow grease in...

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corner of it there is a seat a city council
seat a uh that could potentially either li...

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's running unopposed there's like no effort
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a last minute upset you know because
everyone's like who who is this person you...

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's not because they know they're gonna like
it's crazy like actual like powerful seats...

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like state and it's crazy it happens all the
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address but i don't even know where to start
it's a huge huge problem huge job and it...

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but someone not me but someone else should do
that uh anywho i imagine this is like some un

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opposed sea it could not be by the way i mean
he said it was unsuccessful so someone ran...

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four maybe five i don't know how old like
it's hard i don't even also you know being

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the racist that i that's a ethnically vague
face to me what would

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you say wazian maybe ghana you know i need

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to really get i need to like up the nuance of
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one thing i will say i love america i love
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point the other day that europeans have like
the most nuanced like like it's not just like

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you don't look like me it's like you and your
bloodline and your clan like it's so specific

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it's great um and i think that's something to
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overnight we're a young country 249 years old
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every bit of its age today too uh that what
what what what would you say is that

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some kind of mexican that's what i'm supposed
to sound right sound like right as a republic

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that's some kind of mexican uh someone
clipped that and then when i run for offic...

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everywhere so i don't have to run uh anywho
he's like kill ice agents and vote for me...

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like that shit people are into it you have
people like I mean it's I have not even...

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it too much because I really there's not a
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been issued from this have already like
they've gone out the like people have been...

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people actively cheering on little little
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xas because white and trump even though like

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the county's anyway it doesn't fucking matter
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it's it's the craziest thing too let me you
know what you know what let me go on anoth...

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i find it absolutely wild how you will have
godless demons like the enlightened

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atheists on the left that are like oh sky
daddy blah blah like by the way born again...

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ian listen it does not faze me but like
they're so devout in their

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non-faith but yet anytime there's anytime
there's like a weather event anytime

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like they're like this is like it's it's no
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church like saying that this is god's wrath
about like about literally

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anything and over some like you know arguably
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possibly could be for it also i know people
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Very abusive people physically to kids. So
I'm not for them.

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I'm not for Westboro Baptist. You're like,
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No, no, no. We're not for that. Arguably.
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by the Westboro Baptist Church are probably
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They don't. Anyways, whatever uh like you
don't have to be a con like people you don...

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ian people are like yeah westboro baptist
church is run by repugnant people full lik...

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extent some extent some sort of like
intelligence fucking op i don't know we me...

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that before never did never followed up on it
sorry uh but you don't have to be like wel...

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they're based they're not based they ran
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arguably like least needed it so gen x shout
out to you love you anyways uh what

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talking about you don't have to love westboro
baptist church you don't have to be like t...

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all right texas floods they'll be like this
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no different and yet you you feel you're so
much better than a christian who's telling...

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that you got flooded for being a faggot you
know at least one of those tracks in the...

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other is just you being psychotic so anyways
there's like there's been so many people h...

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of little girls uh which is crazy crazy
demonic behavior and a lot

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of them that i've seen that i've observed i
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shit now because it just it's getting your
hands dirty and putting a target on your

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own back for like i'm sorry getting someone
fired from sam's club is satisfying but th...

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are fucking crazy so i don't i don't tend to
get into that or if i do it's behind the...

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know about it so that's fine uh but a lot of
people have been fired this one guy posted...

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he was like i'm sorry i said they're fucking
crazy they are actively telling each other...

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kill you and me and the government or else
they're going to be shot and killed and th...

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to spin each other up into hysteria that's
just the reality of where we're at they ar...

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y herd animals we're all twitchy herd animals
someone spooks and everyone's kind of like...

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you know uh but they're like there's like
some mange they've got like the wasting...

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like those deer you know turn into zombies
and easily spooked and ready to bolt and...

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everyone else with their wasting disease
that's sad the whole thing with the deer...

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hoodles i have previously and plenty of shows
where i have my wits about me

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and my brain is working fully advocated
specifically as a former leftist

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turned retard you know just trying to find
just just a crumb just a crumb of truth

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in this absolute shitshow world uh with you
guys are as close as we can get um

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i've long since advocated for conservative
parents of children who

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are actively on kind of a spiral of uh you
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and trying also to push you away
simultaneously that if you can manage it i...

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just kind of keep showing up not in a
combative or confront like that was the...

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up papa l showed up every time every time i
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but he could have anytime i like there
without a question and i know that i put m...

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hell but that made all the difference in the
world and that would make all the differen...

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you know some people were raised and some
people just kind of happened in their...

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had like some of us had loving and caring
guidance and absolutely zero reason

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to go off the deep end in a sec college in
the mid 2000s but i did it anyways just fo...

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went full full full full lefty lunatic came
back it was family family 100

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and you can't give people a good family which
is unfortunate that's when you look

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at like any sort of uh literature target
targeting nuclear family that's exactly why

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because i could depend on my parents i'm so
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i was making bad choices nothing terribly
permanent but it could like it was it coul...

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gone one of two ways and now here we are
stuck in the middle it was parents my parents

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was my family they showed up i know i made it
hard i know i made their lives hell

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and they did it anyways i made all the
difference in the world anywho these peopl...

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advocated for just showing up if you can
right now i would read the room first i'm ...

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seen too many parents specifically being
killed by their lefty lunatic children i...

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ice pick lobotomized not kidding election
night up in Seattle or somewhere like that...

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lesbian man and his girlfriend living with
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got into an argument on election night and he
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him, which I'm sure is because he probably is
like some sort of tanky trot who thinks

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the ice picks to the brain are based and so
he stuck one in his own father's brain so...

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long since advocated for showing up even if
the kids make your life hell i don't want...

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will kill you but hey the odds aren't zero
anymore so mine was like i might make my m...

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was the that was the odds for them showing up
which is still pretty hurtful but

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we have it's a long time ago now but i don't
don't get murdered by a

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twitchy wasting disease deer of a child
because they can and will come back...

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uh but it ain't worth losing your life over
it's just not even like it's just not

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maybe it is you know i know people i die for
my kid the problem with

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that is is that it wouldn't make a difference
they would have enough people surrounding...

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they did the right thing which is crazy then
we got twitchy herd animals in the chat...

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you kill your parents anyways don't kill your
parents your parents love you probably and

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if they don't well at least you're here with
all of us that's lovely look at all of us ...

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all at the same time too like all of our
ancestors and like all of the history it a...

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now marveling at it all isn't that great
isn't that lovely so anyways Akon's Wakand...

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say hi to chat I don't know what's gonna
happen to that show oh also I want to go...

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the uh the elephant in the room I know over
the last couple streams and by the last...

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I've been trying to just be honest uh and
also just vocalize I think for myself to...

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dump I hate that word but it's like you know
you're my captive audience granted you can...

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been telling you like the the ups and downs
and like some kind of self-doubts and I do...

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I'm not doing my best work and I I just I
gotta say it out loud because I don't want...

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to get and what I've been doing and where
what I have done, what I have been so prou...

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I got told after last stream that when I say
this kind of stuff, it's like nails on a...

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So I'm sorry. Unfortunately, it is my life
and these are my feelings.

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And that is just me kind of talking through
it. If that's something that does not...

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If it is nails on a chalkboard to you,
sometimes I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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That's, that's probably even worse. That is,
it's not me trying to get, I'm not trying ...

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Good Lord, over that already. Um, it's just,
I'm just trying to talk through it.

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I'm trying to figure it all out, you know,
who, who done it politically.

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Uh, and also like, what does it all like?

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It's all like, ultimately, what does it mean
for me and my family and my life and my...

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hey what about me you gotta have a little bit
of that in you too it's not like i don't...

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it's all about is what you're doing within
your own little family and community and w...

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here you know that all is fun to talk about
it matters what you're doing and i want to...

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of auditing that because i'm 35 i'm like i'm
I'm young, but I'm old.

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You know, there's not a whole lot of time
left to like get some things kind of set...

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So I just ultimately I'm talking through it.
If it's nails on a chalkboard to you, I...

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You can go and I don't want you to. But that
is not me.

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It's just I'm just talking through it out
loud with an audience.

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Sorry, I don't know. I don't honestly intend
to talk about half the shit I talk about o...

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but I like talking with y'all. I like talking
about things.

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I like talking about more than just like the
daily list of like political headlines.

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I like talking about like things that, that
matter, like the, like, you know, stuff in...

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Right. Well, you can't see where I'm playing.

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Where's your heart? I don't know. There,
probably.

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sorry if you never watched space uh 30 rock
dr spaceman we don't know where

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the human heart is anyways uh any hip all
right let me say hi to everyone and then...

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don't i don't have a show planned i got a con
what it is funny it made me start thinking...

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the oprah like the oprah uh girls school that
got shut down and there was like a lot lik...

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and then in general i like listen keep your
keep your comments keep your towers to...

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grok okay uh africa has a long-standing
problem with leadership in the

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various countries throughout the continent
and i'm sure you could point at the low

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-hanging fruit and be like yeah it's because
everyone there is black but truly one of t...

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about africa is that it's nepotism that
ultimately has been like the key linch

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pin to like the absolute decimation of
whatever like semi-respectable

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government that's got it's someone will get
put into office and they will hire every l...

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put them in every cabinet and everyone it's
so funny maybe that is a black thing i don...

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't hire my family but that is funny uh so if
you're ever gonna get into it be like it's...

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because they're black it's because they're
nepotists and then you'll sound like a rea...

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you'll end up like me that'll be fun anyways
but they're like there's entire like...

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about it it's very like you don't get into
political office and then hire every extended

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family member that you have and put them in
important positions that's a bad idea and ...

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them is great and it's happened in many
countries many times so that's a fun dig i

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got pointed out to me by i think it was
neocom which if you don't know

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who he is he's a prolific little twink
conservative who speaks in riddle kind of...

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it's always like he's trying to get the ring
out of your pocket and look in the hobbit ...

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smart and very funny he was talking about it
so yeehaw anyways hi everyone hello foxhole

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chat how you doing you doing all right sorry
for the nails on the chalkboard 40 minute me

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talking but again it's a show where I talk so
I guess you kind of that's what you signed...

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I wish I were doing better work believe you
me but I shouldn't say that I've got to ch...

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BRB says love the outdoors it rained like
hell here today I wouldn't go outside for...

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today but that doesn't count that's inside
outside don't call him rock he gets mad says

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coasting drive wait who who duane the rock
johnson i don't know koc

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thanks for the can i appreciate you salute la
belle thank you i thought cat turd was a...

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how much i know he is a i think he's a boomer
it

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wears like a real big cowboy hat he like he's
a funny

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guy sometimes but sometimes he gets real real
mad and real real apoplectic and you can t...

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like threatening to like primary a guy who
just ran his primary on up like we'll get ...

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all means the calls coming from inside the
house i am so guilty of this it makes me s...

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at least i'm aware of it which makes me even
more sick i guess it is very easy to like...

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media there are so few people that are
actually like putting like putting together

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an effort it's like primary one random person
and one you could probably do it probably ...

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you could probably do it like we're gonna
florida like a special election where you

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probably do it but i don't i don't help with
that shit i want to we should we should we...

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like unopposed fuckers have everyone run i
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and run take over their seats and then it'll
be a great time that's the

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plan anyways uh but no he's a he's a man uh
and he like he has such a huge

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platform he is funny he spots them like why
don't put together a thing primary him get...

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election and uh i think arizona give me a
second let me double check that was like o...

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good news is news news is of a couple days
ago pardon sorry i'm gonna click and

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00:44:54,360 --> 00:45:01,440
scroll click and scroll click and scroll this
is a song i just wrote about clicking

387
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:12,519
and scrolling oh it is arizona

388
00:45:12,519 --> 00:45:22,590
good memory uh it's a city council seat but
we learned

389
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:32,190
during covid so uh by the way this is just
this is

390
00:45:32,190 --> 00:45:41,989
stuff that actually does work this is like
for as much as

391
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:48,739
people shit on like charlie kirk and turning
point turning point action which is their...

392
00:45:48,739 --> 00:45:55,809
of cool uh they are holding a special
election in mezza arizona to oust a uh cit...

393
00:45:55,809 --> 00:46:02,400
member named julie spillsbury uh it passed a
major milestone

394
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:09,139
and they set a date and there was like a
youtube stream like so anyways

395
00:46:09,250 --> 00:46:15,969
uh like that kind of stuff matters we learned
during covid how much power uh a if if you

396
00:46:16,059 --> 00:46:22,699
're if you're hungry with it uh or if you're
just psychotic and uh

397
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:29,659
how much power you can flex in these i'm not
gonna say seemingly unimportant but like

398
00:46:29,659 --> 00:46:36,619
these local seats in your own backyard uh
people were acting like tyrants and having...

399
00:46:36,619 --> 00:46:43,159
up snitch lines for people going outside
without a mask you know uh so those kind o...

400
00:46:43,260 --> 00:46:49,820
president of the united states no it's more
important it's in your backyard so i think...

401
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:56,429
kind of stuff is important and i it's it's
such a big job i literally i tried to like...

402
00:46:56,429 --> 00:47:03,219
the data i suck at building like data tools
i'm not data republican but i want to be i...

403
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:09,920
to be like fucking scary you know what i mean
i'm working on it trying we're working on

404
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:16,510
it maybe by the time i'm like 80 i'll be like
scary but everyone else will be too and...

405
00:47:16,650 --> 00:47:23,460
be like old and yelling at the wall i'll be
yelling at the shadows in the cave you kno...

406
00:47:23,730 --> 00:47:30,489
special election so it's like there's a
little like that kind of stuff matters big...

407
00:47:30,489 --> 00:47:37,239
it meza or mesa heads up i could have told
you the date i guess that would

408
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:44,050
have been probably smart may have a lucky lay
what to know about may

409
00:47:44,050 --> 00:47:51,070
mesa maybe they'll say it in the video and i
can learn uh a mesa council

410
00:47:51,670 --> 00:47:58,269
member will face off an unknown candidate in
november after a group of residents

411
00:47:58,269 --> 00:48:04,780
successfully launched a recall election the
mesa city council called the special elect...

412
00:48:04,780 --> 00:48:11,039
to put council member julie spillsbury and a
candidate selected by the opposition group...

413
00:48:11,139 --> 00:48:15,219
The council chambers were filled with
residents who were both supportive of the...

414
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:23,139
Residents who supported the effort stated
they felt betrayed by her actions and that...

415
00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:28,420
Others who spoke in opposition to recall
voiced their concerns that it was injectin...

416
00:48:28,510 --> 00:48:31,960
I'm sorry. What kind of politics are not?
Shut the fuck up.

417
00:48:32,059 --> 00:48:38,639
People are like, partisan politics. No, shut
up. we all have a side we all have a bias ...

418
00:48:38,739 --> 00:48:45,619
're gonna absolutely come for your jugular
anyways they're gonna cheer on if your...

419
00:48:45,619 --> 00:48:54,530
it fuck you how about that uh other council
members express their

420
00:48:54,690 --> 00:49:02,130
disapproval of the effort well guess what
bitch that's what elections are doesn't...

421
00:49:02,260 --> 00:49:09,619
get in their seats in like a local election
in a city council

422
00:49:09,619 --> 00:49:16,400
seat which like again i'm not saying it's
like an unimportant job it clearly is that...

423
00:49:16,429 --> 00:49:23,260
to it so hard but they get good benefits they
get good pay they can vote themselves fuck...

424
00:49:23,260 --> 00:49:30,019
la city council is doing a bang-up job of
obstructing ice at every single turn over ...

425
00:49:30,019 --> 00:49:36,800
city of angels uh like it's an important job
depending on the city um and not just any

426
00:49:36,820 --> 00:49:43,409
yahoo should be in there getting great pay
great benefits and being you know not...

427
00:49:43,710 --> 00:49:50,269
what you thought you voted them in for recall
them make them squirm make them feel...

428
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:57,309
right don't shoot them you know i'm not the
other guy but like they don't get to cling...

429
00:49:57,309 --> 00:50:03,960
seats if they're not doing the job you
elected them for period period boo

430
00:50:04,119 --> 00:50:11,219
all right i don't know what i'm talking about
i need more calories in my system i think...

431
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:23,420
't working soup yeah

432
00:50:23,519 --> 00:50:30,139
i don't want to do it okay uh public defense
watch ot

433
00:50:30,139 --> 00:50:38,460
tawa soldiers warned explicit photos
commanding what in canada that

434
00:50:38,460 --> 00:50:45,650
's a made-up country but let's look is it a
mountie 404 missing

435
00:50:45,650 --> 00:50:52,550
page can't fit the whole link in that's what
she's saying uh uh okay

436
00:50:52,570 --> 00:50:59,179
here i'll just search for it give me a sec
y'all

437
00:50:59,179 --> 00:51:09,469
ottawa ottawa soldiers buffalo soldiers
warned i can't type

438
00:51:09,469 --> 00:51:20,739
can't do nothing facebook commanding officer

439
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:30,969
okay here we go got it what okay disclaimer
spoiler alert

440
00:51:30,969 --> 00:51:38,150
i'm about to put something i don't know what
i

441
00:51:38,289 --> 00:51:51,269
expected this

442
00:51:51,349 --> 00:51:59,570
is an old story though this poster for choice
okay whatever this

443
00:51:59,570 --> 00:52:06,179
is from the ottawa citizen from a made-up
country called can

444
00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:13,710
ada it's a blurred genital but it okay i'm
gonna scroll down pretty quickly

445
00:52:13,710 --> 00:52:20,369
uh blue hackle okay anyways soldiers who
posted anti-semitic massage

446
00:52:20,369 --> 00:52:27,019
i just don't know what i expected when i
opened up the link uh that was something e...

447
00:52:27,019 --> 00:52:33,690
of a small blur you know anyways i don't even
know what the story is about let's look uh...

448
00:52:33,690 --> 00:52:40,219
and racist comments on social media like shut
up warned each other not to take photos of...

449
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:46,969
of previous complaints in which images of
their genitals were sent to their commandi...

450
00:52:47,550 --> 00:52:54,369
boys being boys right i don't care i don't
care but it is funny

451
00:52:54,369 --> 00:53:00,920
the post by the soldiers from the cameron
highlanders of ottawa a indicated they kne...

452
00:53:01,110 --> 00:53:07,980
doing was wrong but their focus was not
getting caught no fucking pictures in the...

453
00:53:08,110 --> 00:53:14,699
ic evidence of anything we get up to in that
room digital footprint digital footprint...

454
00:53:14,809 --> 00:53:21,789
stuff there's residue if it's been up for
like any period of time on like facebook o...

455
00:53:21,789 --> 00:53:28,489
it might not be easy to easy to retrieve but
if you're like if your job is on the

456
00:53:28,489 --> 00:53:35,570
line your military like honey digital paper
trail have these conversations in

457
00:53:35,670 --> 00:53:42,539
an open field at midnight with no one else
around with like bongos playing

458
00:53:42,639 --> 00:53:49,449
about like just something to drown it out
don't have these conversations online you'...

459
00:53:49,639 --> 00:53:56,329
should be no photographic evidence no digital
paper trail you dumb or footprints feet...

460
00:53:56,329 --> 00:54:02,849
hashtag feet uh we don't need any more
pictures of penises going to the commandin...

461
00:54:02,849 --> 00:54:09,420
well i bet the commanding officer is grateful
for that soldiers operated on what they...

462
00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:16,150
they have posted images of male soldiers in
uniform exposing their genitals others pos...

463
00:54:16,150 --> 00:54:23,340
weapons or similar simulating sexual acts
with each other in uniform oh my gosh turn...

464
00:54:23,340 --> 00:54:29,989
men get weirdly homoerotic around each other
but it

465
00:54:29,989 --> 00:54:35,880
's just it's I've been told reliably that
it's just like a camaraderie thing.

466
00:54:35,929 --> 00:54:39,400
I don't know. They kiss because it's funny.

467
00:54:39,639 --> 00:54:43,719
Some of the photos were taken at military
installations. All right.

468
00:54:43,820 --> 00:54:48,400
But this post is from 2017. So I don't really
understand why they're posting about it...

469
00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:55,039
But it is funny, kind of. I mean, not ha-ha
funny. The private Facebook group also...

470
00:54:55,139 --> 00:55:00,619
Oh, my God. Oh, no. Derogatory sexual
comments about former Prime Minister Justi...

471
00:55:01,179 --> 00:55:09,329
I sound fun. As well as discussions about
raping grandmothers. In other cases, posts...

472
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:16,420
That's illegal. One is. The images of posts
obtained by the Ottawa Citizen show that t...

473
00:55:16,519 --> 00:55:20,340
They're fucking, they're bros making racist
jokes in a private group.

474
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:26,960
Good lord. Has been operating longer than
previously believed. Some of the posts dat...

475
00:55:26,980 --> 00:55:35,340
have already been previous investigations of
the group. Again, a group of soldiers in...

476
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:40,349
More at 11. No one cares. Like, is this a big
deal?

477
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:45,440
Is Canada actually acting like this is a big
deal? I agree with you there.

478
00:55:45,489 --> 00:55:51,380
I removed my post. Again, this was back in
2017. Ops sec, honey. 2017, 2015.

479
00:55:51,579 --> 00:55:58,219
Who cares? I was 25 in 2015. I was probably
blackout drunk exactly 10 years ago today.

480
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:05,349
Somewhere. r.i.p r.i.p old lauren you were
fun but you were gonna

481
00:56:05,349 --> 00:56:12,110
die anyway it's basically anything bad to
happen to any military unit in the past 25...

482
00:56:12,110 --> 00:56:19,130
some asshole didn't put his camera away yeah
well that's that's good 2018 dear goons as...

483
00:56:19,269 --> 00:56:25,880
recruit more people a public ch of o facebook
page is being used if you have any photos ...

484
00:56:25,929 --> 00:56:32,769
could be posted to the page without follow-on
charges and op honor briefings please

485
00:56:32,769 --> 00:56:39,619
send them to this is david puliesi i don't
care if that is basically

486
00:56:40,369 --> 00:56:47,400
every group chat do we respect him i don't
respect him

487
00:56:47,570 --> 00:56:57,619
based on his face alone br

488
00:56:57,619 --> 00:57:04,409
os being racist because they think it's funny
and and you know what's funny

489
00:57:04,579 --> 00:57:11,159
is that they're probably like the group of
dudes is probably a variety of race like...

490
00:57:11,260 --> 00:57:18,170
backgrounds there is no more racist group
than like a group of dudes that

491
00:57:18,380 --> 00:57:24,949
are all different races being racist together
it brings people together it's the fabric...

492
00:57:25,039 --> 00:57:31,659
together and they gotta you know they gotta
depend on each other fighting mooses or...

493
00:57:31,659 --> 00:57:38,269
't know not to sorry not to be disrespectful
to military but you know i like is that li...

494
00:57:38,369 --> 00:57:45,269
enie photo was probably the funniest part of
all of that i don't care if people are bei...

495
00:57:45,389 --> 00:57:51,889
across this green earth are all being racist
in private chats spoiler even if they're like

496
00:57:52,010 --> 00:57:58,639
they're going out of their way to not be
racist they're like the worst and not even...

497
00:57:58,769 --> 00:58:05,699
racist jokes it's like you see a lot of like
the like it's like a reiteration of the noble

498
00:58:05,719 --> 00:58:12,730
savage kind of thing of your uh sometimes it
actually is just that like first nations t...

499
00:58:12,869 --> 00:58:19,610
peaceful nomad they didn't they didn't even
know what violence was until the lat man c...

500
00:58:19,610 --> 00:58:26,150
like absolutely sanitized version of history
for basically every minority group ever ev...

501
00:58:26,150 --> 00:58:33,199
global majority and they have like groups
naming them but whatever anyways any minor...

502
00:58:33,199 --> 00:58:39,800
flats never fought never was in any wars
never didn't like and actually when you...

503
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:46,780
a group's history so much that they've never
had any conflict, never made any mistakes.

504
00:58:46,889 --> 00:58:53,699
And you remove all humanity and all agency
from the people that you claim to be a...

505
00:58:53,699 --> 00:58:57,829
And I find that so objectively hilarious.
It's not even, it's not even racist.

506
00:58:57,829 --> 00:59:01,480
It's like you, it's dehumanization to like
the highest order.

507
00:59:01,869 --> 00:59:06,780
You are, I have objectified or pedestalized,
whatever you want to call it.

508
00:59:06,780 --> 00:59:13,280
You so much, you've you have no agency you're
not actually a functioning person you're j...

509
00:59:13,369 --> 00:59:19,980
you dance monkey dance unless you're black
then i'm not calling you a monkey it's jus...

510
00:59:19,980 --> 00:59:27,019
's a phrase okay okay all right anyways uh i
think that's very funny some dudes

511
00:59:27,019 --> 00:59:33,679
calling like a muslim a raghead in the
general scheme of things ain't that big a...

512
00:59:33,679 --> 00:59:40,289
the other shit going on so uh i don't feel
like people call people ragheads anymore t...

513
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:47,239
on terror kind of thing but i remember that
being like a big like who gives a fuck dud...

514
00:59:47,340 --> 00:59:54,099
are crazy the world is crazy we're all a
little bit crazy if you're not you're...

515
00:59:54,150 --> 01:00:01,300
crazier than all the rest of us at least
those of us who are like have some...

516
01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:08,260
Know down in the slop with the rest of us
okay you're not you're not better

517
01:00:08,269 --> 01:00:15,000
like that dude well he doesn't look like he's
probably said some like hyper like racist...

518
01:00:15,050 --> 01:00:21,769
it's not like funny the problem with people
who are like woke racist again

519
01:00:21,769 --> 01:00:28,699
like removing agency and history of people to
like perpetuate some noble savage or noble...

520
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:35,340
like myth or narrative why people didn't know
how to bathe until like shut the fuck up d...

521
01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:41,869
baths fuck you anyways fuck you uh oh yeah
david pul

522
01:00:41,869 --> 01:00:48,760
iesi has a a blue sky so pussy i don't care
if they're being

523
01:00:49,590 --> 01:00:56,409
racist it is kind of funny though I don't
care if people are racist on the internet...

524
01:00:56,679 --> 01:01:04,840
Oh no he said something that hurts my
feelings About a group that I don't belong...

525
01:01:04,980 --> 01:01:11,639
Or if it's a group that you Most people who
are part of a group That is like a

526
01:01:11,639 --> 01:01:18,469
frequent target Of either kind of just casual
Or competitive racism Often times don

527
01:01:18,469 --> 01:01:25,250
't want to continue to It depends it's a
whole new but most people

528
01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:32,059
who truly uh don't want to just make a
spectacle for the sake of making a spectacle

529
01:01:32,119 --> 01:01:38,909
don't want to amplify and magnify a very you
know their own kind of minority on the

530
01:01:38,909 --> 01:01:45,510
internet but that anyways whatever it it does
not uh you know what i mean like they'll you

531
01:01:45,510 --> 01:01:52,030
see it happen all the time something that
people would have otherwise not seen at al...

532
01:01:52,030 --> 01:01:58,599
online and way too in their own comments sees
like a two follower account say something...

533
01:01:58,599 --> 01:02:05,619
racist bot those exist now by the way its
name is grok okay so grok is in your chat...

534
01:02:05,619 --> 01:02:12,179
of slur and grok has two followers so you go
after grok you're like like no one would have

535
01:02:12,179 --> 01:02:18,869
seen it but you're so up your own ass and own
ego that like you gotta appear to be

536
01:02:18,869 --> 01:02:25,880
the virtuous fuck you fuck you who gives a
shit racism oh my god go outside

537
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:32,380
go outside unless you're super flat like me
stay inside it's summer you'll die

538
01:02:32,380 --> 01:02:38,969
anyways who gives it it is funny though
thanks for sharing not not like sorry i me...

539
01:02:38,969 --> 01:02:45,469
like i see why you it's funny but like 2017
posts of people saying hide the racist pos...

540
01:02:45,469 --> 01:02:52,000
don't want to have to get a like earful and
guess what happened in 2025 year of our lo...

541
01:02:52,070 --> 01:02:58,760
canada doesn't have other things going on
really racism from a decade ago

542
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:05,909
ha ha ha actually not even the racism just a
dick pic and like the residue

543
01:03:05,909 --> 01:03:13,119
of trying to hide it what a waste of time
these are like professionals

544
01:03:13,219 --> 01:03:19,730
too that was like a whole thing um back in
2019 or so that was a big

545
01:03:19,730 --> 01:03:26,239
push mind you from cindy otis who's former
cia and nina jankowitz when she was still...

546
01:03:26,239 --> 01:03:33,039
ia group we've done a lot digs on aletheia
they were pushing for the uh private for...

547
01:03:33,059 --> 01:03:39,750
uh groups on facebook to have backdoor access
for researchers for research purposes whic...

548
01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:46,500
that people like nina jankowitz and cindy
otis could go see every last racist privat...

549
01:03:46,599 --> 01:03:53,650
then write scandalized reports about it guess
what they're private so you can't see it...

550
01:03:53,650 --> 01:04:00,269
with it but if you look up a private facebook
group and nina jankowitz on like google...

551
01:04:00,269 --> 01:04:07,000
find lots of fun stuff she is a crazy lady
and she's actually still around and actual...

552
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:13,539
vocal and out loud but people just don't like
people don't pay her as much attention...

553
01:04:13,590 --> 01:04:20,139
know like tinkerbell she needs applause to
live or whatever pixie dust or

554
01:04:20,269 --> 01:04:26,889
whatever she needs to live you don't give it
to her she dies not literally though this ...

555
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:33,760
pan isn't real so there uh what are we
talking about all right i haven't said hi...

556
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:40,269
30 minute rant all right two down about four
more to go hello to the

557
01:04:40,269 --> 01:04:47,019
twitter chat uh what did i miss can we get a
fundraiser to send a care package to will...

558
01:04:47,019 --> 01:04:53,559
's the thing about will stanzel is he like so
obnoxious it should be studied by

559
01:04:53,900 --> 01:05:00,619
someone else not me i do not have the stomach
if will stancil were

560
01:05:00,619 --> 01:05:08,639
smart he would use people's enjoyment of his
outrage and like

561
01:05:08,639 --> 01:05:15,309
indignance to just make a big fat fucking
check but he never does you

562
01:05:15,309 --> 01:05:21,869
know he'll close down comments he'll delete
posts he'll like like have some fun with i...

563
01:05:21,869 --> 01:05:28,539
if i had if i were in the position that he's
in currently getting i was about to make a...

564
01:05:28,539 --> 01:05:35,260
to make a homophobic joke but i'm not gonna
do that because i'm wait no it's not

565
01:05:35,260 --> 01:05:42,110
pride month anymore he's getting railed you
know in the booty

566
01:05:42,789 --> 01:05:51,239
see sorry i know the show's always been known
for being

567
01:05:51,860 --> 01:05:58,800
super classy so sorry sorry brain get it
together uh will stancil should

568
01:05:59,239 --> 01:06:05,849
absolutely just draw it out get into like
more slap fights he

569
01:06:05,849 --> 01:06:12,429
does it kind of but it's not he could
absolutely just rake it in on people

570
01:06:12,429 --> 01:06:18,969
enjoying what they think is them getting the
upper hand when he's just laughing all the...

571
01:06:19,019 --> 01:06:25,599
he doesn't have the guts all right he's in a
perfect position you know uh i don't want to

572
01:06:25,599 --> 01:06:32,500
send him a care package though i want him to
be deported to venus because

573
01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:39,260
i hear that's where women are from zing
anyways uh streams late stream

574
01:06:39,260 --> 01:06:45,940
is now gay sorry late and gay uh sometimes
i'm late to my own stream and it's by just

575
01:06:45,940 --> 01:06:52,690
a couple minutes and you know why that is
because white supremacy culture values...

576
01:06:52,690 --> 01:06:59,409
to do my part to dismantle it so that's
that's how i do it i stick it to the man b...

577
01:06:59,449 --> 01:07:05,949
late everywhere it's actually an improvement
from how it used to be believe it or not u...

578
01:07:05,949 --> 01:07:12,659
long time ago but hello back at you ai always
sounds authoritative and sure of itself ev...

579
01:07:12,659 --> 01:07:19,239
ty facts facts on facts no cap printer uh
karma rant i'm here for it i

580
01:07:19,260 --> 01:07:25,800
don't know these rants have been from the
heart making sense i don't know that's all

581
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:32,659
right though i feel better about it see
that's the thing if it's nails on a...

582
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:39,360
every now and then like if you want to see
like a master class and going on a rant go...

583
01:07:39,579 --> 01:07:46,639
tim dylan's show okay he is a master i am
honing the craft but i can get a good one...

584
01:07:46,639 --> 01:07:53,349
up like i won't even know it's it's already
halfway over and i'm like whoa where'd tha...

585
01:07:53,349 --> 01:07:59,849
it feels like this is cathartic for me and if
there's one person watching even if it's

586
01:07:59,849 --> 01:08:06,440
just bots I will continue doing the show
because I feel better that's like to be qu...

587
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:13,360
's has been kind of one of those days where I
kind of didn't at least like I should just...

588
01:08:13,510 --> 01:08:20,140
it's not gonna be good but then I was like no
Lauren no do it anyways be brave and so...

589
01:08:20,140 --> 01:08:26,890
quite honest I just enjoy this makes me so
happy i don't know why it's just like

590
01:08:27,199 --> 01:08:33,810
the perfect level like we talk through it we
talk each other off the ledge but like i

591
01:08:33,810 --> 01:08:40,409
also get to just rant about shit and y'all
don't always tell me to shut up and that's...

592
01:08:40,590 --> 01:08:47,380
you do that's fair it's deserved sometimes
and sometimes i tell you to shut up a woma...

593
01:08:47,380 --> 01:08:54,489
woman is speaking mind you so i've been told
that's the most important

594
01:08:54,680 --> 01:09:03,279
uh if you're lost follow your nose that's
racist and

595
01:09:03,279 --> 01:09:09,789
sexist and gay this is an emotionally
supportive cult i'll go with your

596
01:09:09,789 --> 01:09:16,649
l so well again i was told it was nails on a
chalkboard it's fine i don't know if i wou...

597
01:09:16,649 --> 01:09:23,369
but i'm the one who's doing it so not shut up
uh but like i don't know if i would watch...

598
01:09:23,399 --> 01:09:30,199
to be honest but i do love making it so
that's fun for me and i hopefully maybe yo...

599
01:09:30,399 --> 01:09:36,949
tune like sometimes i bet some of y'all just
kind of tune me out because the chat's alw...

600
01:09:37,060 --> 01:09:43,609
that's the case fair enough it can it could
just be bots if i think there's anyone just

601
01:09:43,609 --> 01:09:50,199
like listening going yeah i imagine if you're
not in the chat being like wow you're so...

602
01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:56,789
i agree with you and wow 35 you don't look a
day over like 28 like i know that that's a...

603
01:09:56,789 --> 01:10:03,350
out so you're just at home out loud going
yeah every time i say something that you...

604
01:10:03,350 --> 01:10:10,149
so shout out to you and yeah back at you uh
wow you look so radiant it today

605
01:10:10,289 --> 01:10:17,380
i know it's like it's like where wow the
sunshine

606
01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:24,069
blinding anywho uh what am i talking about
i'm the

607
01:10:24,079 --> 01:10:31,210
sunshine on a cloudy day when it's cold
outside uh julie spillsbury recall

608
01:10:31,210 --> 01:10:37,989
election mesa arizona in november of this
year just by the way if you're in that are...

609
01:10:37,989 --> 01:10:44,710
dumb bitch from her city council seat i don't
know what she did i just like when people ...

610
01:10:44,710 --> 01:10:51,430
they're entitled to like local government get
mad about people going hey you

611
01:10:51,430 --> 01:10:57,930
know what nah you know what actually and i
think one of the crazy like

612
01:10:57,930 --> 01:11:04,489
so if you have been following the saga of
tiffany henyard who is

613
01:11:04,489 --> 01:11:12,510
like the most villainous mayor that has ever
mayored ever

614
01:11:12,510 --> 01:11:19,029
the effort that it takes to oust even like if
a mayor gets elected

615
01:11:19,029 --> 01:11:25,840
and starts doing crazy erratic shit like
tiffany henyard like openly stealing hundreds

616
01:11:26,350 --> 01:11:32,899
of like it's crazy shit crazy shit and then
being like so abrasive about it being

617
01:11:32,899 --> 01:11:39,550
like it took like a year to get her removed
and i don't even know if it's actually...

618
01:11:39,630 --> 01:11:46,529
she gone is it over if you don't know what
i'm talking about she's the mayor of

619
01:11:47,210 --> 01:11:55,279
dalton illinois oh she's planning a book i'm

620
01:11:55,279 --> 01:12:03,859
gonna pirate it uh is she still a she's still
a

621
01:12:03,859 --> 01:12:10,600
mayor 99 tell all book oh yeah i'm definitely
gonna pirate

622
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:17,439
that shit that's what she would have wanted
that's crazy former dolton

623
01:12:17,439 --> 01:12:24,170
wow this woman if you don't know her this is
like the the best to ever

624
01:12:24,170 --> 01:12:30,960
do it just absolutely rotten to the core new
book from former Dalton mayor

625
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:38,079
Tiffany Henyard available for pre-sale for
$99 and the book is called Standing on...

626
01:12:38,079 --> 01:12:45,279
oh my god you will soon be able to read more
about the former Dalton former

627
01:12:45,279 --> 01:12:51,979
okay so she is actually officially it took so
long to get her out of office it's actuall...

628
01:12:52,039 --> 01:13:00,380
Standing on Business after facing scrutiny
and a tough election loss pre

629
01:13:00,380 --> 01:13:07,060
-sale copies are priced at 99 a description
on the website selling

630
01:13:07,060 --> 01:13:13,569
the book says there are two they said there
were two sides but there's always a third ...

631
01:13:13,569 --> 01:13:20,140
okay but you're on the other side because so
you can't be the third side that is ret

632
01:13:20,140 --> 01:13:27,449
arded that's so fucking stupid okay yeah i'm
objectively sure

633
01:13:27,449 --> 01:13:34,449
but you're not on that side because you're on
your side there's two whatever do you know

634
01:13:34,449 --> 01:13:41,850
how triangles work spell a sass a sass a
lease that's crazy

635
01:13:42,050 --> 01:13:49,100
this is tiffany henyard dot big cartel dot
com

636
01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:58,300
what the fuck is big cartel hustle without
the hassle ready

637
01:13:58,300 --> 01:14:05,229
set sell oh it's like okay it's like
storefront wow

638
01:14:05,609 --> 01:14:14,869
great cool uh from mommy moves to making
history she's not

639
01:14:14,869 --> 01:14:21,720
just showing up she's standing on business
they said there were two sides

640
01:14:21,890 --> 01:14:28,920
but there's always a third the truth you
cannot objectively be trusted to tell the...

641
01:14:29,189 --> 01:14:35,689
you're on the other side bold unapologetic
transformational tiffany redefines what it

642
01:14:35,689 --> 01:14:42,210
means to lead with purpose and she's not
backing down i see two different m dashes ...

643
01:14:42,350 --> 01:14:49,239
I actually have a hotkey on my keyboard for
putting in em dashes and text and now I ge...

644
01:14:49,239 --> 01:14:57,020
like I get self-aware about it because some
of us went 30 grand into debt for an Engli...

645
01:14:57,520 --> 01:15:04,659
All right, let me use my em dashes and now
it's like an eight like apparently it's li...

646
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:12,680
Is it out? pre-order your book today when's

647
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:19,350
it coming do you have a release date fighting
for justice volume one oh it's gonna

648
01:15:19,350 --> 01:15:26,359
be a series oh bless her heart standing on
business fighting for justice

649
01:15:26,460 --> 01:15:33,060
this is like she's like an ai generated like
it's like if jasmine

650
01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:39,819
crockett ran for mayor and i really really
really hate when people like because i don...

651
01:15:39,819 --> 01:15:46,520
jasmine crockett but i don't actually tiff
jasmine crockett like went to like a nice...

652
01:15:46,529 --> 01:15:53,159
in a nice neighborhood and just like she her
whole thing is an act tiffany henriette is...

653
01:15:53,600 --> 01:16:00,180
which is fucking funny uh one of the funniest
people who's been covering it has been uh...

654
01:16:00,189 --> 01:16:06,770
works for barstool which i'm not a big but
he's funny uh jack mack let me see

655
01:16:06,770 --> 01:16:13,630
i mean what's his uh hang on let me see if i
find his plot over account real quick it's...

656
01:16:13,630 --> 01:16:20,750
again are there important things happening in
this world yes there are do i know what the

657
01:16:21,149 --> 01:16:27,859
hell is happening actually no um so i think
it's fun to laugh you

658
01:16:27,859 --> 01:16:34,420
know demons hate laughter they hate to be
made fun of and you know what if we can't...

659
01:16:34,420 --> 01:16:40,960
laugh together about silly things uh i really
i don't care for barstool and i don't

660
01:16:41,090 --> 01:16:47,810
care for portnoy but jack mac is very funny
his uh twitter handle is jack mac cfb all...

661
01:16:47,979 --> 01:16:55,159
let me see hen yard he has been covered he's
been

662
01:16:55,159 --> 01:17:02,319
covered her for quite a bit it's been very
fun uh

663
01:17:02,369 --> 01:17:08,880
there's a real okay so his first post i saw
this back in 2023 so there's a real life...

664
01:17:09,119 --> 01:17:15,619
and rec situation going on in chicago more
people need to know about this tiffany hen...

665
01:17:15,619 --> 01:17:22,470
vegas and said she was there for a conference
it's been going on for years and they just...

666
01:17:22,470 --> 01:17:29,300
got her out like if you uh anyways make these
people squirm maybe like wait i thought i ...

667
01:17:29,539 --> 01:17:36,449
get to be part of this cushy job forever and
people weren't gonna ask me questions beca...

668
01:17:37,130 --> 01:17:43,789
questions also you're fired thornton township
supervisor committed to caring in quotes

669
01:17:43,789 --> 01:17:50,970
jack mac post this is back in 2023 i'm just
now learning the legend

670
01:17:50,970 --> 01:17:57,539
of tiffany henyard the mayor of a small
village outside chicago just put in an...

671
01:17:57,640 --> 01:18:05,229
will go from 250 000 to 25 000 only if she
loses her re-election so again 250 000

672
01:18:05,229 --> 01:18:12,159
salary if she loses the next place so goofy
uh only if she

673
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:19,140
loses her re-election this does not even
crack the top 10

674
01:18:19,239 --> 01:18:25,800
of the most corrupt things she's done he's
been he's been covering on tiktok more let...

675
01:18:25,869 --> 01:18:32,939
like a recap of it if we get like a minute
and a half video sorry i just started...

676
01:18:33,039 --> 01:18:39,640
about oh yeah she and her boyfriend got into
like a fist fight

677
01:18:39,859 --> 01:18:46,380
and her wig fell off this is so good see
tiffany run from her okay so

678
01:18:46,380 --> 01:18:51,859
this is back from january 28th it was like
leading up to I think it was like a specia...

679
01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:59,579
This is some January Jerry Springer. Anyone
down? Alright, well it doesn't matter.

680
01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:03,539
You're a captive audience. You can leave
anytime you want to. This shit's funny.

681
01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:10,659
Micro Bitch also.

682
01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:15,619
She's too small. She's too tiny to be caught.
But she's just out of view over here.

683
01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:19,039
She's tiny. She's there too. And she also
fought.

684
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:25,460
But mind you, her lore gets more interesting
every actually let me cut this volume down...

685
01:19:25,460 --> 01:19:30,909
Okay, smart me Blorin. Good job. You're a
pro.

686
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:48,000
This has been going on in this town for two
years.

687
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:53,500
And there's just honestly not a whole lot you
can do about it when it comes down to it.

688
01:19:53,600 --> 01:20:03,930
So she like ran across the room to go join
the fight.

689
01:20:03,930 --> 01:20:17,659
It's the mayor! they

690
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:30,659
fighting fighting y

691
01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:39,039
'all anyways another fun thing if you have
not been abre

692
01:20:39,039 --> 01:20:45,880
ast of the situation sorry for the sexual
language here's a recap video nothing

693
01:20:46,199 --> 01:20:52,810
wait nothing i love more than tiffany henyard
updates i hope she's the mayor of dalton...

694
01:20:53,119 --> 01:20:59,699
joins in oh wait let's do like the final
recap all right the final recap when she l...

695
01:20:59,699 --> 01:21:06,210
't know why i think it was i think it was a
special election i mean i might be making...

696
01:21:06,220 --> 01:21:12,810
yard lost her primary tonight by 80 okay it
was a primary whatever primary tonight by ...

697
01:21:12,810 --> 01:21:19,420
she probably stuffed the ballot box we will
never forget the goat there will always be...

698
01:21:19,420 --> 01:21:26,199
another tiffany henyard oh yes there will be
have you seen the world have you seen the...

699
01:21:26,199 --> 01:21:33,000
ling for leadership positions oh yes there
will be it's like a minute and a half let

700
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:38,380
's let's have a look take absolutely no joy
in reporting this but our favorite mayor...

701
01:21:38,409 --> 01:21:43,600
She got absolutely destroyed in her primary
tonight to be the mayor of Dalton.

702
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:51,579
And unfortunately, it appears our time with
the funniest yet most corrupt mayor in...

703
01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:58,470
Jason House received almost 4,000 votes,
almost 90% of them, to Tiffany Hanyard's 500.

704
01:21:58,739 --> 01:22:04,359
This comes just days after Tiffany Hanyard
released a music video of her rapping in...

705
01:22:04,359 --> 01:22:11,859
Here's a snippet. I gave back to community,
then I cleaned the streets up.

706
01:22:11,939 --> 01:22:15,319
I'm starting the board, I'm beating the
people.

707
01:22:15,420 --> 01:22:18,960
They put me in office and treat me like it's
illegal.

708
01:22:19,060 --> 01:22:24,399
Tiffany Henyard did expect to win. She even
hosted an election night party.

709
01:22:24,500 --> 01:22:29,239
As you can see, nobody showed up. Here's a
look at the scene. She hired a DJ, as you ...

710
01:22:29,340 --> 01:22:33,960
There was more media there than supporters.
Just a sad scene.

711
01:22:34,060 --> 01:22:38,970
by losing the primary Tiffany Henyard's time
as Dalton Mayer is ticking down.

712
01:22:39,079 --> 01:22:42,239
And that breaks my heart because there will
never be another Tiffany Henyard.

713
01:22:42,340 --> 01:22:47,909
There will be more corrupt politicians in our
future, of course, but not Tiffany.

714
01:22:48,020 --> 01:22:55,920
It went on for two years. I mean, just like
openly doing the most ridiculous.

715
01:22:56,020 --> 01:23:02,619
And it turns out those little elections
matter.

716
01:23:03,039 --> 01:23:06,850
The ones that you don't show up for?
Tiffany's get in there.

717
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:13,319
Rapping in front of Malcolm X. I should rap
in front of Malcolm X.

718
01:23:13,420 --> 01:23:16,739
If I did that, would you be interested? If I
did like a freestyle.

719
01:23:16,829 --> 01:23:20,510
No, maybe not freestyle. I don't know if I
have that skill set in my repertoire.

720
01:23:20,619 --> 01:23:27,569
My repertoire. That is French for retarded.
So fucking stupid.

721
01:23:27,899 --> 01:23:32,000
It's just a great time. Why I started talking
about Tiffany Henry?

722
01:23:32,029 --> 01:23:38,500
I don't know. There will be plenty of
Tiffany's, says Micro Bitch. Micro Bitch, ...

723
01:23:38,600 --> 01:23:42,920
Just punching. There will be more Tiffany's.
There will be worse than her.

724
01:23:43,060 --> 01:23:51,739
But she was so, like, I like how unapologetic
she was.

725
01:23:51,840 --> 01:23:58,760
She just did not. She thought, George Floyd,
you might have heard of him.

726
01:23:59,220 --> 01:24:05,819
That was a special time in America where
people just really started overlooking, go...

727
01:24:06,039 --> 01:24:12,890
, that anyone who was not flat did that was
just like bra

728
01:24:12,890 --> 01:24:22,220
zenly stupid, racist, or whatever. Hateful,
like actual acts of violence.

729
01:24:22,319 --> 01:24:29,350
but you know what that time ladies and
gentlemen is slowly but surely drawing to ...

730
01:24:29,350 --> 01:24:36,079
got sick of that shit tiffany henyard got
elected in like kind of all means

731
01:24:36,140 --> 01:24:42,920
got heyday of george floyd overdosed and
people were sad so why not

732
01:24:43,039 --> 01:24:49,649
why not you know let's get a red shot well
that did not work out uh so anywho rapping

733
01:24:49,739 --> 01:24:56,270
in front of malcolm x i'm gonna write a rap
and i'm gonna rap in front of malcolm x i...

734
01:24:56,329 --> 01:25:03,289
that it would be brave do i know how to rap
no but anyone can do it right probably uh ...

735
01:25:03,289 --> 01:25:09,880
never come near that micro bitch said she
would never go near that

736
01:25:09,979 --> 01:25:16,579
crowd what do you mean i know exactly what
you mean women who wear wigs and

737
01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:23,789
who are not afraid to snatch yourself uh the
tick tick tock government oh it is it...

738
01:25:23,789 --> 01:25:30,380
is it absolutely is and it's great we love it
we love it the whole thing is

739
01:25:30,420 --> 01:25:37,279
if you look at the current i do think
generally speaking change can

740
01:25:37,489 --> 01:25:44,500
be made by using like using like Pareto
principle kind of 80 80

741
01:25:44,500 --> 01:25:51,079
percent of your outcomes are going to go from
20 like you got to work smarter not harder...

742
01:25:51,140 --> 01:25:58,140
look at the general state of things and you
look at how retarded people are and how...

743
01:25:58,199 --> 01:26:04,729
obstinance in that retardation they are and
how absolutely unconvinced they

744
01:26:04,729 --> 01:26:11,340
are that they've ever had a wrong thought in
their lives i've had plenty of wrong like ...

745
01:26:11,340 --> 01:26:18,039
all the time all the time but they're like
truly it's the new claim on like twink

746
01:26:18,109 --> 01:26:24,989
democrat tiktok which apparently i've worked
so hard to convince tiktok that i'm like...

747
01:26:24,989 --> 01:26:31,609
batshit and my algorithm is beautiful uh they
will introduce their

748
01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:38,260
videos by saying i'm a blah blah with perfect
politics they just i have perfect politics...

749
01:26:38,260 --> 01:26:44,869
you retard they but they're too retarded to
know they're retarded i have perfect polit...

750
01:26:44,869 --> 01:26:51,550
ticket oh you're you're so you've broken the
mold with that one anywho anywho

751
01:26:51,729 --> 01:26:58,319
uh so if you see it you heard it here first
maybe other people have talked about too

752
01:26:58,369 --> 01:27:05,029
they're new they'll they'll say i have
perfect politics that's like their their...

753
01:27:05,029 --> 01:27:11,609
the cute winter boots thing and every other
dog whistle they come up with that's reall...

754
01:27:11,609 --> 01:27:18,260
stupid uh they are not good at being sneaky
with it so i'm saying with perfect politic...

755
01:27:18,359 --> 01:27:24,880
encounter do not engage you will only only be
like wounded mentally

756
01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:31,689
permanently in that engagement you're going
to enter the retard arena and you're going...

757
01:27:31,689 --> 01:27:38,420
it ain't looking good for you buddy because
there's no there's no winning

758
01:27:38,449 --> 01:27:45,119
you never stood a chance it's not even
because you might not you might be well...

759
01:27:45,149 --> 01:27:51,939
chat the other day was like debate so like no
i don't debate okay my myself yeah all the

760
01:27:52,220 --> 01:27:59,079
time like right now uh but debate me bros go
away you're boring and

761
01:27:59,079 --> 01:28:06,079
no uh yelling at yourself for three hours
straight is the new debate

762
01:28:06,079 --> 01:28:12,579
debate me bro some would say uh what am i
talking about i don't know i'm kind of...

763
01:28:12,579 --> 01:28:15,699
functions back, but they're kind of, okay,
wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no.

764
01:28:15,699 --> 01:28:22,710
If you, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Uh, if
you look at the general state of things an...

765
01:28:22,729 --> 01:28:30,689
rotted, how jacked up on amphetamines or
SSRIs or benzos or what, whatever, I don't...

766
01:28:30,689 --> 01:28:38,170
Okay. People are on a lot of prescription
drugs. People are doing a lot of like...

767
01:28:38,170 --> 01:28:44,680
People are batshit insane, chemically induced
by their own doctors by their own you know Ke

768
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:51,199
vorkians or whatever maybe a more modern
reference but you know you get the point a...

769
01:28:51,199 --> 01:28:58,250
you don't know the name Kevorkian you are too
young go to bed pipsqueak whoa Belushi thank

770
01:28:58,250 --> 01:29:04,939
you for the raid my guy I bet the foxhole
chat knows about Ke

771
01:29:04,939 --> 01:29:11,609
vorkian wasn't that like the 90s i don't even
know time keeps on slipping into the

772
01:29:11,609 --> 01:29:18,140
future thank you so much for the rate i
appreciate it it's been nice we were just...

773
01:29:18,140 --> 01:29:24,819
being ousted as mayor which is a very up to
up to date and topical thing because that...

774
01:29:24,850 --> 01:29:31,720
i'm ranting into the ether tonight y'all and
it's some of it might be good i don't know

775
01:29:31,819 --> 01:29:38,729
you're the one watching I'm just the one
ranting and for me it's fun I have a blast...

776
01:29:38,729 --> 01:29:45,369
's show is titled all oopsies no daisies I
don't know what are we doing if you look a...

777
01:29:45,369 --> 01:29:52,050
yard and you look at TikTok retards you look
like the fact that like algorithm

778
01:29:52,050 --> 01:30:02,590
ically these lifestyle bloggers that their
lifestyle is teaching other people

779
01:30:02,930 --> 01:30:09,550
how to like score on section eight and food
stamps at ebt and they'll go do like shopp...

780
01:30:09,550 --> 01:30:16,189
and like i'm sure you've seen these people
like that is content and they are so...

781
01:30:16,189 --> 01:30:23,229
is when people were like don't shame don't
slut shame don't whatever shame shame is...

782
01:30:23,270 --> 01:30:29,899
a good indicator that something's off all
right some people maybe

783
01:30:29,899 --> 01:30:36,579
it's just like you need to like like who
gives a shit but like if you're feeling...

784
01:30:36,579 --> 01:30:43,229
means it's probably not something that like
they're gonna write history books about ri...

785
01:30:43,310 --> 01:30:49,960
and doing sam's club shopping hauls with your
ebt card is like the like if you gotta go ...

786
01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:56,680
or whatever you fall on hard times you lose
your job like shit gets shit gets hard on ...

787
01:30:56,680 --> 01:31:03,220
fair disclosure because of all of the payout
issues i've had with rumble i papa l paid ...

788
01:31:03,220 --> 01:31:09,989
back i cried when he did it but i like i had
to ask my dad to pay my rent this month he...

789
01:31:09,989 --> 01:31:16,680
i felt like shit about it and i still kind of
do but it is what it is you know i'm glad ...

790
01:31:16,800 --> 01:31:23,520
to lean on like i said earlier uh if i did
not I actually don't I mean I guess I...

791
01:31:23,569 --> 01:31:30,119
just at this like had I probably would have
at this point already like quit to be quit...

792
01:31:30,119 --> 01:31:36,659
a real job instead of being like hey dad can
you pay my rent I will pay you back when I...

793
01:31:36,659 --> 01:31:43,270
he got the flu or whatever raccoon flu keep
Papa L on your prayers by the

794
01:31:43,279 --> 01:31:49,880
way he's a under the weather and i love him
and if anything happens to him you won't see

795
01:31:50,050 --> 01:31:56,640
me again uh anyway he's he's fine though he's
just got it he's got like flu has been goi...

796
01:31:56,640 --> 01:32:03,270
season like actual okay well they say it's
laboratory confirmed flu but people are...

797
01:32:03,270 --> 01:32:09,829
year this year which guess what happened last
time this happened covid that following...

798
01:32:09,829 --> 01:32:16,710
i don't know pattern recognition maybe not
who knows life's a highway

799
01:32:16,710 --> 01:32:23,260
rascal flats uh anyways uh people are getting
more retarded people are not getting smart...

800
01:32:23,260 --> 01:32:29,850
not going to get better at problem solving
people are not going to get better at work...

801
01:32:29,850 --> 01:32:36,699
going to keep making more i'm making more and
more mommy vlogger content about ebt and...

802
01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:43,399
they're gonna they're gonna be proud of it
it's gonna be it's like things that should...

803
01:32:43,399 --> 01:32:50,039
get hard if i did not have parents who are
alive and who love me and who could help i...

804
01:32:50,039 --> 01:32:56,720
but i did not have to because my dad loves me
and he can help if he you know what i mean...

805
01:32:56,720 --> 01:33:03,430
or i probably would have just gone back to my
old job to be honest already but that's ok...

806
01:33:03,430 --> 01:33:10,079
to yet uh but life sometimes gets you down
right sometimes shit works out

807
01:33:10,079 --> 01:33:16,939
in a way that you did not plan on happens
more often than not really uh and sometimes

808
01:33:16,939 --> 01:33:23,760
you gotta you got like you know drawn
unemployment which you pay into so by all...

809
01:33:23,760 --> 01:33:30,319
even if you had to file for like food stamps
for a couple months if you got children an...

810
01:33:30,319 --> 01:33:37,300
to get your kids fed but it is not a
lifestyle choice it is not well it is now ...

811
01:33:37,300 --> 01:33:44,029
it is now that's crazy that's fucking crazy
and they have no shame about it and they w...

812
01:33:44,229 --> 01:33:50,739
you could never you could never instill that
so oh my god it's i have so many videos sa...

813
01:33:50,739 --> 01:33:57,569
inducing and there's like nothing to be done
for it it's just if you think people are...

814
01:33:57,569 --> 01:34:04,300
and better at like putting people into
positions of power who deserve it and who ...

815
01:34:04,300 --> 01:34:10,989
direction of like not objectively evil not
take your friends on a government paid veg...

816
01:34:11,090 --> 01:34:17,689
know as mayor or whatever like that's not
gonna happen it's not gonna happen i'm sor...

817
01:34:17,810 --> 01:34:24,409
some wins you know the whole idea of like
using levers and fulcrums and simple machi...

818
01:34:24,569 --> 01:34:31,069
like disproportionate amounts of weight like
was like a whole big thing back in the tha...

819
01:34:31,119 --> 01:34:37,649
use leverage you got it and not like elon
musk just calling everyone a pedophile...

820
01:34:37,729 --> 01:34:44,840
way uh again not like not defending epstein
files but this is like now remember like t...

821
01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:51,350
thing i think about that shit way too much um
anyways not like that but like actually smart

822
01:34:51,430 --> 01:34:57,949
tactical leverage can do so much more than
trying to solve the whole thing because...

823
01:34:58,020 --> 01:35:04,609
it rfk is trying to take out you know the
hershey carts i don't know hershey hershey...

824
01:35:04,609 --> 01:35:11,199
me please i'm sure nestle is a great company
and not evil um is it isn't that the

825
01:35:11,220 --> 01:35:17,869
company the one that whatever anyways uh fuck
them all anyone who makes

826
01:35:17,869 --> 01:35:24,420
widely processed food in america is probably
a demon is my best un

827
01:35:24,520 --> 01:35:32,329
educated guess you know like probably lizard
person probably in a

828
01:35:32,329 --> 01:35:39,180
gerbil cage running on a wheel right now
getting some enrichment time in their...

829
01:35:39,279 --> 01:35:45,810
and try to eat a baby or something like
that's what they're up to right now and th...

830
01:35:45,810 --> 01:35:52,829
crustables at Costco JM Smucker if you
there's a quarterly sales

831
01:35:52,829 --> 01:35:59,430
call from the beginning of the year from JM
Smucker which is like the CEO of Smucker m...

832
01:35:59,520 --> 01:36:06,609
a shitty like not even Bond villain like a I
don't know like a straight

833
01:36:06,680 --> 01:36:13,270
to DVD off-brand superhero movie villain jms
fuckers like literally

834
01:36:13,390 --> 01:36:20,220
in their quarterly sales call they were
talking about the future of snack food...

835
01:36:20,340 --> 01:36:28,340
and consumption in america due to the rise of
ozempic not only are large food manufacturers

836
01:36:28,340 --> 01:36:35,489
working on developing foods that completely
circumvent glp1 inhib

837
01:36:35,489 --> 01:36:42,279
itors which just leaves the rest of us who
don't take ozempic what does

838
01:36:42,279 --> 01:36:48,899
that do i don't know anyways i would not eat
anything from jm smuckers if you still are

839
01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:55,590
probably ever again the way they were talking
about people they're like people are going...

840
01:36:55,590 --> 01:37:02,640
are going to come slop their troughs no
matter what ozempic be damned they're gonn...

841
01:37:02,710 --> 01:37:09,489
ho-hos and they're gonna argue on twitter
about who's the real racist and that

842
01:37:09,500 --> 01:37:16,409
's just that that's the that's the american
dream as it is right now and i don't think...

843
01:37:16,409 --> 01:37:23,220
broad brush painting the general population
is going to see a massive uptick in self-im

844
01:37:23,220 --> 01:37:30,170
provement because that takes accountability
and self-auditing even

845
01:37:30,170 --> 01:37:36,770
when no one's looking and god knows people
are dancing like no one's watching when...

846
01:37:37,229 --> 01:37:44,529
craziest shit ever in broad daylight so all
the underbelly stuff that is still currently

847
01:37:44,529 --> 01:37:52,060
too shameful to talk about or show. Nah, not
for me.

848
01:37:52,359 --> 01:37:58,880
So anyways, protect your own, protect your
local community and

849
01:37:58,880 --> 01:38:05,310
vote in your local elections or run or oust
people who run on a post, you know, just l...

850
01:38:05,470 --> 01:38:08,569
Let me know. We'll do it. It'll be fun. It'll
just be fun.

851
01:38:08,569 --> 01:38:15,380
Why not why not why don't you just like
overthrow your local city council you coul...

852
01:38:15,609 --> 01:38:22,380
just like team chaos you know don't even like
make a political thing of it just be like...

853
01:38:22,380 --> 01:38:29,060
probably like yeah why not let's try it let's
try it i think i'd be like that would be

854
01:38:29,060 --> 01:38:35,689
honestly probably one of the most successful
non-partisan campaign fuck them fuck all

855
01:38:35,689 --> 01:38:42,699
them i want their day ruined i think it'd be
funny bye okay maybe it needs a little bit...

856
01:38:42,699 --> 01:38:49,489
ping but like that would be more relevant and
probably a better slogan than like well...

857
01:38:49,489 --> 01:38:56,260
in front of Malcolm X is pretty good but it
did not win her her re-election at all so ...

858
01:38:56,260 --> 01:39:03,460
of like a a little fun venture it's like you
know creativity projects are important you...

859
01:39:03,479 --> 01:39:11,119
i want to see if i can steal her um liberate
sister

860
01:39:11,119 --> 01:39:17,810
uh her book real quick i'm sorry i forget
about standing on

861
01:39:17,810 --> 01:39:25,220
business fighting for justice 99 and there is
no release date which

862
01:39:25,220 --> 01:39:33,890
is crazy oh hang on live i'm just kidding i'm

863
01:39:33,890 --> 01:39:42,720
going wait what oh wrong url slug dummy i
doubt

864
01:39:42,720 --> 01:39:56,060
it's out yet i doubt it's written maybe it is
nope

865
01:39:56,060 --> 01:40:03,279
Tiffany Henyard no you mean it's not done
yeah that's crazy that

866
01:40:03,279 --> 01:40:13,640
's crazy he's spilling Henyard well one of
these

867
01:40:13,640 --> 01:40:21,579
days I did it ultimately by Ralph Avalone's
uh

868
01:40:21,579 --> 01:40:28,199
I did return it and I got my money back so I
guess he didn't actually get his money but...

869
01:40:28,199 --> 01:40:34,699
Ralph Avalone the like what was it uh not
Captain Marvel that's

870
01:40:34,699 --> 01:40:41,270
the woman one the woman Marvel uh Captain
America like swinger porn

871
01:40:41,390 --> 01:40:48,270
star who grifted a shitload of hurricane
relief funds in North Carolina remember

872
01:40:48,340 --> 01:40:54,899
him remember like time flies huh I bought his
book on Amazon so I could read it and then

873
01:40:54,899 --> 01:41:01,609
I returned it the digital book you can do
that by the way I don't have any problems so

874
01:41:01,880 --> 01:41:08,449
there's that uh and I stole the other one
liberated perhaps I thought it would be ni...

875
01:41:08,739 --> 01:41:15,350
I wanted to read about the time he and George
Clooney uh saved new orleans after a...

876
01:41:15,430 --> 01:41:22,220
see that's like the kind of like just brazen
evil in this world this man wrote his own

877
01:41:22,220 --> 01:41:28,850
like self-insert mary sue fan fiction about
saving new orleans after hurricane kat

878
01:41:28,850 --> 01:41:35,569
rina with george i mean like i'm exaggerating
slightly and if you were here for those...

879
01:41:35,569 --> 01:41:42,119
gained a massive following telling everyone i
did all this he like he helped

880
01:41:42,210 --> 01:41:48,789
like rescue people at deep water this dude
did none of that he

881
01:41:48,789 --> 01:41:55,340
was in like bodybuilding competition
competitions good lord every now and then ...

882
01:41:55,340 --> 01:42:01,890
was there uh he was in bodybuilding
competitions in new jersey

883
01:42:01,960 --> 01:42:09,279
uh for a while he was not military he was in
this like grifty climate

884
01:42:09,399 --> 01:42:16,300
science thing that like had partnerships but
it was like it's

885
01:42:16,300 --> 01:42:23,119
like it was anyways he wrote this crazy book
and then he raised a shitload of money

886
01:42:23,220 --> 01:42:30,319
saying that he was gonna build homes in north
carolina where is he now probably has aids...

887
01:42:30,319 --> 01:42:37,489
gonna have like it's like a reverse jenny
situation in forrest gump he he's he's he

888
01:42:37,489 --> 01:42:43,989
's he was oh yeah and before that he was like
the most hated man on remember like you kn...

889
01:42:44,090 --> 01:42:50,800
show um not extreme elimination challenge
that's like the funny as

890
01:42:50,800 --> 01:42:57,390
ian knockoff better show uh uh america
gladiator no not gladiator that's a great...

891
01:42:57,390 --> 01:43:04,199
too real american warrior the one where they
do like obstacle courses but it's like new...

892
01:43:04,300 --> 01:43:10,909
obstacle course what's it called shit uh
anyways he used to like do those obstacle...

893
01:43:10,909 --> 01:43:17,600
weirdly into those and there are so many
archived posts on like message boards abou...

894
01:43:17,600 --> 01:43:24,420
hated him ahoy oh what's up kisty how you
doing uh also the joker is a lot more

895
01:43:24,420 --> 01:43:30,920
lovable and rational than any chicago gang
member one is ever likely to meet he's...

896
01:43:30,920 --> 01:43:37,479
pled and less racist i mean everyone's like
here's again that like the

897
01:43:37,569 --> 01:43:44,819
article published in the year of our in the
year of our lord july 10th 2025

898
01:43:44,819 --> 01:43:51,590
talking about a group of service members in
canada's racist facebook posts from

899
01:43:51,590 --> 01:43:58,229
2018 2017 like it's breaking eight years ago
a bunch of

900
01:43:58,340 --> 01:44:04,979
dudes were in a private group where again i
can almost bet you it was a variety of rac...

901
01:44:04,979 --> 01:44:11,590
part of that private group and they're
probably all being racist to each other...

902
01:44:11,779 --> 01:44:18,619
build like that's team building when women
aren't around mind you unless like like i...

903
01:44:18,739 --> 01:44:25,649
like like harry and dean and like the new
like tiktok liberal like gen z guys no uh but

904
01:44:25,649 --> 01:44:32,239
like that's kind of how dudes bond when women
aren't around they are super racist

905
01:44:32,310 --> 01:44:39,090
to each other about things that are very like
important and special to them like part of...

906
01:44:39,130 --> 01:44:45,710
and upbringing but it's funny it's funny okay
and he's gonna teabag him in halo or whate...

907
01:44:45,779 --> 01:44:52,510
his mom and then they're gonna go and get a
beer or whatever i don't know whatever dud...

908
01:44:52,510 --> 01:44:59,069
here's one of the things i don't understand
about men but it's like perfectly summariz...

909
01:44:59,069 --> 01:45:05,829
a loving but also like what the hell kind of
way men if a woman like smells

910
01:45:05,829 --> 01:45:12,460
a weird disgusting putrid rancid smell like
like oh wow this garbage is disgusting it's

911
01:45:12,460 --> 01:45:19,100
like the worst ever so she will not go near
it and will not purposefully continue to...

912
01:45:19,100 --> 01:45:27,909
dudes if they smell something rancid or
putrid or fine like find like a rotted...

913
01:45:27,979 --> 01:45:34,770
And he will then slowly call his other dude
comrades in the room or in the surrounding...

914
01:45:34,819 --> 01:45:41,310
, be like, dude, come smell this. And they
will all willingly come smell the death...

915
01:45:41,310 --> 01:45:45,289
And then they'll be like, that's disgusting.
And then they'll all whiff it.

916
01:45:45,340 --> 01:45:48,720
That's fucking weird, y'all. I don't get it,
but that's okay.

917
01:45:48,819 --> 01:45:55,479
All right. The men are from Mars. Women are
from Venus book from like the 90s that eve...

918
01:45:55,479 --> 01:46:02,439
shelf listen that that book they didn't know
it's men share disgusting smells to build

919
01:46:02,439 --> 01:46:09,239
you know team morale or what why do y'all do
that it is such a universal

920
01:46:09,340 --> 01:46:16,060
thing it's so funny i i feel like it kind of
is something that you grow out of maybe af...

921
01:46:16,060 --> 01:46:22,720
in the military and you're like now in your
70s or whatever you don't have a sense of...

922
01:46:22,720 --> 01:46:29,359
you i love people like that you probably are
not sharing disgusting smells with your br...

923
01:46:29,359 --> 01:46:35,909
are probably still sharing disgusting smells
together and they're like they love it the...

924
01:46:35,920 --> 01:46:42,529
a second maybe a third just to really really
experience it together as a group and i th...

925
01:46:42,600 --> 01:46:49,449
i gonna like participate are women gonna do
that no y'all are silly silly billies

926
01:46:49,449 --> 01:46:56,479
men are smelling disgusting smells to build
character and friendship i think

927
01:46:56,479 --> 01:47:03,119
that's i think that's beautiful that would be
a very not very like catchy book title but...

928
01:47:03,170 --> 01:47:09,840
in the group chat and if group chat if
private group chats across this country of...

929
01:47:09,939 --> 01:47:16,460
unintentionally diverse groups of dudes minus
the women which is why they're fun and rac...

930
01:47:16,930 --> 01:47:23,970
but sorry sorry it's true though most times
if there's a woman

931
01:47:23,970 --> 01:47:30,819
in the group chat ruins it they gotta smell
their own farts and call each

932
01:47:30,819 --> 01:47:37,640
other over to smell it digitally anywho uh if
group chats across this country

933
01:47:37,640 --> 01:47:44,949
of the most unintentionally diverse you know
clusters were ever like released

934
01:47:44,949 --> 01:47:51,539
publicly it would be so over for so many bro
like bro teams you know

935
01:47:51,699 --> 01:47:58,199
and they all kind of think about that and
they some of them kind of wish like what i...

936
01:47:58,199 --> 01:48:05,170
we have to like you know might be like they
imagine like the dudes always like imagine...

937
01:48:05,170 --> 01:48:11,760
men do they will like see a stick kind of
vaguely shaped in the like shaped like a...

938
01:48:11,810 --> 01:48:18,609
'll imagine like making their last stand and
like trying to gun down the enemy as like...

939
01:48:18,609 --> 01:48:25,159
like dying and like why y'all are crazy i
don't get it i love it don't get it i thin...

940
01:48:25,159 --> 01:48:31,710
nice though i think those are the like when
they're talking about like gender markers ...

941
01:48:31,710 --> 01:48:38,520
what dudes do they share disgusting smells
they imagine you know getting gunned down ...

942
01:48:38,520 --> 01:48:45,210
family with a stick rifle big imagine i think
that's i think that's lovely i think it's...

943
01:48:45,210 --> 01:48:51,880
a lot more whimsy than women often give them
credit for but their whimsy is very offens...

944
01:48:51,880 --> 01:48:58,390
it you would probably look at him differently
forever which is why they don't tell you b...

945
01:48:58,390 --> 01:49:05,359
festering if group if you're fellas if your
private group

946
01:49:05,359 --> 01:49:11,890
chat got leaked your name face address place
of work how fucked up are you

947
01:49:11,890 --> 01:49:18,520
gonna be tomorrow like it's like headline
news for whatever reason msnbc is like wow...

948
01:49:18,520 --> 01:49:25,270
dude said some real real real racist shit and
so did all of friends and then they like...

949
01:49:25,640 --> 01:49:32,300
commemorating their like the most racist
thing they ever said is like an anniversar...

950
01:49:32,300 --> 01:49:38,880
know whatever you did whatever you did they
burned an effigy of netanyahu how

951
01:49:38,880 --> 01:49:46,020
dare or whatever uh how how fucked over would
you be would you get fired or would you be...

952
01:49:46,020 --> 01:49:54,359
could be an advancement opportunity see guys
we're all dudes like

953
01:49:54,359 --> 01:50:00,979
they like to do stuff as like a cluster as a
little group it doesn't

954
01:50:00,979 --> 01:50:07,689
matter if it's fun or if it's smelling a
rotten sandwich or whatever i you know wha...

955
01:50:07,689 --> 01:50:14,279
something's like whoa this is in the back of
the office office fridge oh my god that...

956
01:50:14,279 --> 01:50:20,789
'll call it they'll call them over one by one
they'll rope them all and then they'll all...

957
01:50:20,819 --> 01:50:27,979
think it's great i think it's lovely i think
that's the kind of like anthropological...

958
01:50:28,079 --> 01:50:34,710
of men that are often overlooked the like
sharing of disgusting smells and i think i...

959
01:50:34,729 --> 01:50:41,239
over you are if they release the group chat i
mean it's l's discord and captain kiss the...

960
01:50:41,239 --> 01:50:47,829
'all have other discords that you're much
worse in and i appreciate you trying your...

961
01:50:47,939 --> 01:50:54,609
we get banned okay i take that honor
seriously but and that's fine to be quite...

962
01:50:54,710 --> 01:51:01,479
some of it's kind of funny as a as a woman as
the wet blanket of the group sometimes i...

963
01:51:01,579 --> 01:51:08,350
all right okay so y'all again that's that's
for the boys saturdays are for

964
01:51:08,350 --> 01:51:14,899
you know turning grok into hitler and
shitposting with the boys and that's fine...

965
01:51:14,899 --> 01:51:21,479
flag again i'm way too long-winded i can't
come up with like snappy slogans but you g...

966
01:51:21,520 --> 01:51:28,130
ck hitler and you're gonna smell your stinky
sandwiches and post racist shit to each ot...

967
01:51:28,130 --> 01:51:34,640
laugh about it have a good time i don't know
i speak

968
01:51:34,640 --> 01:51:41,220
intellectually on such matter you actually
know my opinion on it all

969
01:51:41,220 --> 01:51:47,729
is obviously we're all a little racist admit
it it doesn't matter where everyone on

970
01:51:47,729 --> 01:51:54,229
this earth is a little bit racist okay
because it's part it's like part of like y...

971
01:51:54,300 --> 01:52:01,180
in there it's ingrained in you i don't shut
up we're all a little racist right or mayb...

972
01:52:01,180 --> 01:52:07,710
's kind of got it's it's just how your brain
makes sense of things and people who look...

973
01:52:07,779 --> 01:52:14,439
probably probably good right and then people
who look different as it's like well we're...

974
01:52:14,439 --> 01:52:21,039
't know right that's a survival thing okay
it's how you survived in the tundra or

975
01:52:21,039 --> 01:52:27,590
jungle or wherever your ancestors hail from
it's just part of it so we're all a little...

976
01:52:27,590 --> 01:52:34,109
part of it but but some people have honed
that craft i just think it's

977
01:52:34,109 --> 01:52:40,949
great uh i do think though that because it is
something that is literally like wired int...

978
01:52:40,949 --> 01:52:47,859
bit you know uh that if there is a better
argument to be made it should be made and...

979
01:52:47,899 --> 01:52:54,500
is a better argument to be made and people
are expecting and will tune out immediatel...

980
01:52:54,510 --> 01:53:01,819
like i get why you do it it looks like fun so
i'm over there taking the boring

981
01:53:01,819 --> 01:53:08,350
lame high road sometimes and then i say
racist stuff on my show because it's okay ...

982
01:53:08,350 --> 01:53:14,869
a little bit racist we can't help it that's
how i was you know wired and so were

983
01:53:14,869 --> 01:53:21,409
you see we're not so different you and i i
don't think that's

984
01:53:21,409 --> 01:53:28,050
great just fun it's just fun uh l is smashing
the patriarchy

985
01:53:28,050 --> 01:53:34,600
tonight patriarchy if the patriarchy getting
smashed would smell rancid y'all

986
01:53:34,699 --> 01:53:41,500
would do it yourselves because you would all
want to stand around and smell it theo von...

987
01:53:41,500 --> 01:53:48,199
but i do have flare-ups in traffic that's
funny Theo Von is like a little poet

988
01:53:48,199 --> 01:53:54,819
if ever there was an apocalypse he would be a
bard I guess he kind of is now I

989
01:53:54,819 --> 01:54:01,390
don't know what qualifications you have to
meet for it to be like actually apocalypti...

990
01:54:01,470 --> 01:54:08,069
like the atomic clock bulletin of atomic
scientists that is the most bullshit now l...

991
01:54:08,069 --> 01:54:14,750
're probably there is your food poison are
you slowly dying because the

992
01:54:14,750 --> 01:54:21,670
air is poison you know whatever uh is a is a
uh secret lizard race slowly

993
01:54:21,670 --> 01:54:28,369
but surely replacing people with lookalikes
who walk and talk and act like humans

994
01:54:28,369 --> 01:54:34,960
but are secretly lizards who try to eat the
souls of babies yeah check oh fuck i think...

995
01:54:35,020 --> 01:54:41,960
He is the bard. He does a good job. I think
it's nice

996
01:54:42,060 --> 01:54:46,520
to be able to express yourself in words that
are not.

997
01:54:46,590 --> 01:54:53,640
You can kind of tell in speech patterns in
general, and it's something that once you...

998
01:54:53,739 --> 01:55:00,739
to start working outside of it than you
think. But people have been trained

999
01:55:00,739 --> 01:55:07,649
algorithmically to say and like like you can
you can predict basically probably pretty

1000
01:55:07,739 --> 01:55:14,859
accurately what the top jokes are gonna be on
pretty obvious posts before you even open ...

1001
01:55:14,859 --> 01:55:21,489
you're gonna do it anyways though then you're
like huh yeah same and then you like it bu...

1002
01:55:21,539 --> 01:55:28,409
can you can kind of do that because people
know what's going to get the most up dudes

1003
01:55:28,409 --> 01:55:35,100
which now sometimes is worth money and at the
very least you could sell your account to...

1004
01:55:35,119 --> 01:55:41,619
farm bot thing later for some money even if
your current posts don't get you money and...

1005
01:55:41,710 --> 01:55:48,670
american dream too also getting your uh job
offshored or getting the h1bs on short

1006
01:55:48,779 --> 01:55:55,310
to uh just oust you here in your homeland
isn't that great we love that folks anywho uh

1007
01:55:55,329 --> 01:56:02,390
that's that's the current American dream
right and to be

1008
01:56:02,489 --> 01:56:09,090
so you know posting fafo on every video of
like a shoplifter

1009
01:56:09,090 --> 01:56:15,810
getting you know tripping and falling on
Facebook that you don't even fucking notic...

1010
01:56:15,979 --> 01:56:22,920
you're like fafo you're about to be the foer
you know and that's okay you know it's by...

1011
01:56:22,930 --> 01:56:29,899
system is set up the way it is for a reason
and it's meant to lull you into like a ha ...

1012
01:56:29,899 --> 01:56:36,500
over like literally something that you know
oh someone who stole something at walmart

1013
01:56:36,569 --> 01:56:43,159
tripped and fell and then the like theft
protection dude got him fafo

1014
01:56:43,260 --> 01:56:49,960
your children don't have retirement and
they're 40 and like you know like

1015
01:56:49,960 --> 01:56:56,529
that but whatever it's fine it's fine it's
fun life has never been more exciting because

1016
01:56:56,529 --> 01:57:03,079
who knows you know i think that's fun i'm 35
and my dad paid my rent this month it's no...

1017
01:57:03,079 --> 01:57:09,989
my fault but he did it anyways that's just a
fact i gotta hang my hat on that forever s...

1018
01:57:09,989 --> 01:57:16,640
la vida loca anyways um life is a highway
people are crazy

1019
01:57:16,640 --> 01:57:23,250
if your kid is currently super radical
liberal maybe don't try to reconcile until...

1020
01:57:23,250 --> 01:57:29,880
sure they're not gonna try to kill you
because that's more common than it was bef...

1021
01:57:29,880 --> 01:57:36,689
yard no longer mayor of dalton i kind of wish
she would have won just because

1022
01:57:36,689 --> 01:57:43,199
why not you know fuck him oust him but also i
feel like she should i you know what

1023
01:57:43,229 --> 01:57:49,789
actually i think she should just get a
lifetime appointment like make it like a...

1024
01:57:49,789 --> 01:57:56,479
was so funny if you were not aware of that
whole saga i just i didn't even really cov...

1025
01:57:56,579 --> 01:58:03,619
other people doing little but oh man so fun
now she's gone and i can't even steal

1026
01:58:03,720 --> 01:58:10,220
her book because ai is not done writing it
yet so that sucks it sucks for everyone...

1027
01:58:10,220 --> 01:58:16,979
it and then spit out like a bullet point list
or something is that what do you do with i...

1028
01:58:17,189 --> 01:58:23,760
people are just like summarize this for me
put it in bullet points and then they just...

1029
01:58:24,010 --> 01:58:30,550
summarize their bullet points and then they
are we all who's reading it no one cool i...

1030
01:58:30,550 --> 01:58:37,159
like if you didn't write it how can you
expect anyone to take the time to read it

1031
01:58:37,159 --> 01:58:44,239
even if it sucks even if it's just you
ranting into the ether make it authentic a...

1032
01:58:44,239 --> 01:58:51,199
compliment myself yes is it working tell me
sorry i'm gonna

1033
01:58:51,359 --> 01:58:58,260
who texted me a picture of a sad frog what
did i do what did

1034
01:58:58,329 --> 01:59:05,159
i do anyways this is like my therapy if i'm
being honest it's just sorry

1035
01:59:05,159 --> 01:59:11,829
about used your government first name i said
the first syllable of

1036
01:59:11,829 --> 01:59:18,470
it thank you very much agically you lovely
human being i love you not in a weird way ...

1037
01:59:18,470 --> 01:59:25,420
without making it like actually weird you're
very very lovely human being thank you so...

1038
01:59:25,420 --> 01:59:32,300
i have a meme how to talk to your cat about
gun safety i've been saving a lot of like...

1039
01:59:32,300 --> 01:59:38,840
memes just whimsical whimsical talking to
little cat about gun safety she doesn't ca...

1040
01:59:38,840 --> 01:59:45,520
not really that interested uh love the term
american villages because de dev de devol

1041
01:59:45,520 --> 01:59:52,170
ute how do you say i know don't let the bad
de-evolution devolution i've

1042
01:59:52,170 --> 01:59:58,869
heard them say it a million times i've never
it's like never read it

1043
01:59:58,949 --> 02:00:05,460
de-evolution devolution deviled deviled eggs
my hat's not

1044
02:00:05,460 --> 02:00:12,199
tinfoil it's aluminum aluminum that's how the
british

1045
02:00:12,199 --> 02:00:18,729
say it and also i think australians is it
aluminum in it which is

1046
02:00:18,729 --> 02:00:25,539
crazy it's aluminum all right we charge ten
thousand dollars for therapy

1047
02:00:25,659 --> 02:00:32,300
we can settle right now for feet pics well it
costs the same as therapy i go to therapy...

1048
02:00:32,399 --> 02:00:39,630
for like a decade i actually enjoy it very
much but it can be helpful i i actually

1049
02:00:39,630 --> 02:00:46,640
yeah i go lay it on a professional every now
and then it's like progress kind of sometimes

1050
02:00:46,640 --> 02:00:53,180
as long as you're moving on a lateral that's
a football term i think well i mean it's n...

1051
02:00:53,180 --> 02:01:00,119
but you know if you're not just completely
railroading yourself and setting all of your

1052
02:01:00,199 --> 02:01:07,210
very you know hard-fought progress or even
just stopping your like yeah whatever

1053
02:01:07,210 --> 02:01:13,760
the derail derailment of the train of your
own life or whatever i don't know i can

1054
02:01:13,760 --> 02:01:20,359
't come up with a metaphor so i'm just using
all of them all at the same time is it com...

1055
02:01:20,359 --> 02:01:27,079
the fuck you're fucking your shit up how
about that uh if you just stop doing that

1056
02:01:27,079 --> 02:01:34,039
that's that's a good start that's a good
start and if you don't relapse in doing that

1057
02:01:34,140 --> 02:01:40,789
even better sometimes you gotta count the
baby increments because if you're not...

1058
02:01:40,819 --> 02:01:47,510
of like in a holding pattern i don't even
know what that's a thing from uh that's al...

1059
02:01:47,569 --> 02:01:54,949
i use that expression a lot i actually don't
know what it means what's a holding pattern

1060
02:01:54,960 --> 02:02:01,569
google tell me a flight path maintained by
aircraft awaiting permission to land there we

1061
02:02:01,579 --> 02:02:08,119
go i probably just read it all the time when
i read about plane crashes and i don't eve...

1062
02:02:08,220 --> 02:02:14,800
crashes i don't like plane crashes but i like
to read about them if they do occur okay i...

1063
02:02:14,800 --> 02:02:21,359
never really never really thought about it
say it all the time though

1064
02:02:21,899 --> 02:02:29,060
that kind of works though so if you're in a
holding pattern you're waiting to land or...

1065
02:02:29,060 --> 02:02:35,770
yet all right that's good you're not stalled
i ain't good uh so you're doing

1066
02:02:35,770 --> 02:02:42,300
you're doing all right holding pattern that's
good stay still or as close to it as you can

1067
02:02:42,300 --> 02:02:49,449
that's better than actively destroying your
own life you know but

1068
02:02:49,840 --> 02:02:56,800
this is my i should be like one of those like
motivational speakers not one that like go...

1069
02:02:56,829 --> 02:03:03,619
kids you can do anything but it's like hey
just don't fuck it up that bad maybe i...

1070
02:03:03,760 --> 02:03:10,710
most likely maybe it could go very poorly but
mostly just try not to like create permanent

1071
02:03:10,859 --> 02:03:17,359
damage that's really what you're trying to do
the most if you're really in a destructive...

1072
02:03:17,359 --> 02:03:24,100
to like fuck up the face that that matters
people people don't want to judge you by

1073
02:03:24,100 --> 02:03:30,649
like a facial deformity or scar or like
whatever but like it's again lizard brain ...

1074
02:03:30,649 --> 02:03:37,220
you're gonna look at him like what happened
if you're around that person all the time...

1075
02:03:37,220 --> 02:03:44,079
's like yeah it's part but like face matters
you gotta make a great impression

1076
02:03:44,079 --> 02:03:50,770
when you're first meeting someone which is
why you wear your 12 year old camo target...

1077
02:03:51,229 --> 02:03:57,729
your show and rant about god knows what for
three hours it's good for you it

1078
02:03:57,729 --> 02:04:04,750
's healthy kind of uh is this what adderall
is like

1079
02:04:05,020 --> 02:04:11,710
uh well no adderall is where you take well at
least in my

1080
02:04:11,710 --> 02:04:18,300
experience adderall is where you uh clean a
lot or you play like

1081
02:04:18,539 --> 02:04:25,090
sudoku depending on what you're doing when it
starts to kind of kick in you either play

1082
02:04:25,130 --> 02:04:31,770
a lot of sudoku or clean so it's important to
be doing the right thing this is just i th...

1083
02:04:31,770 --> 02:04:38,460
my thoughts said out loud for a string of
time i guess what are you doing kitty come...

1084
02:04:38,460 --> 02:04:44,979
on come here and create content so i'll shut
up for a second people are people love

1085
02:04:45,149 --> 02:04:52,260
you yeah see it's a little kitty surprise she
is here and she is gonna

1086
02:04:52,260 --> 02:04:58,779
get some ear scritches smell this what is it
oh

1087
02:04:58,779 --> 02:05:05,500
it's like a okay you missed the great ones
says ghost vision that was

1088
02:05:05,500 --> 02:05:12,000
my worst comment wait wait that was my worst
comment i do save the chat and i read them...

1089
02:05:12,100 --> 02:05:18,720
so i know i have not actually read like a lot
of chat tonight i know i was like hey put...

1090
02:05:18,720 --> 02:05:25,300
i don't have guess what whatever this is
that's the content and also little cat...

1091
02:05:25,359 --> 02:05:32,189
are you doing being a kitty she's being a
little cute and that's important that's a...

1092
02:05:32,189 --> 02:05:40,739
important job I think you know I think
whatever is whatever the

1093
02:05:40,779 --> 02:05:47,380
current thing is I think it's the opposite
because that is my job

1094
02:05:47,380 --> 02:05:54,039
on the internet I'm the contrarian that's
what I say just whatever

1095
02:05:54,460 --> 02:06:00,979
whatever you want I'm the contrarian on
whatever the current thing is for you and...

1096
02:06:00,979 --> 02:06:07,489
matters to you most right now just that let's
just get the the current events out of the...

1097
02:06:07,489 --> 02:06:14,159
opposite stance how dare you adderall till
the divorce says h e j b memes i have

1098
02:06:14,300 --> 02:06:20,840
never been married i know that's a shocker i
know that i again

1099
02:06:20,939 --> 02:06:27,489
what's not to love okay she doesn't like
being around people she sometimes gets ir

1100
02:06:27,500 --> 02:06:34,430
rationally angry at the sound of someone else
chewing and will yell at you about it she

1101
02:06:34,550 --> 02:06:41,210
's 35 so you know time's kind of out she's

1102
02:06:41,210 --> 02:06:48,000
got a kitty cat and she does love her more
than you sorry form

1103
02:06:48,000 --> 02:06:55,159
an orderly cue also don't because I don't
want to talk to you romantically ever, ever.

1104
02:06:55,260 --> 02:06:59,770
Don't think of me that way. That was a joke.
I don't, don't.

1105
02:07:00,180 --> 02:07:04,199
I don't exist, actually, from the shoulders
down. Just, I'm AI.

1106
02:07:04,420 --> 02:07:10,420
I'm like K, the AI. When is my turn to become
Mecha Hitler?

1107
02:07:10,520 --> 02:07:13,819
That's my job. I want to do it next. It's my
turn.

1108
02:07:13,979 --> 02:07:20,539
There we go. Ewoo. Saved it. I don't, don't
ever, ever

1109
02:07:20,720 --> 02:07:25,579
think of me in a way that is, uh, that way,
you know?

1110
02:07:26,270 --> 02:07:32,840
Cut that one off. Uh, oh, I have to hold that
feeling in,

1111
02:07:32,840 --> 02:07:36,850
says S, yeah, well, it's just weird, you
know?

1112
02:07:36,850 --> 02:07:43,369
Uh, I think it would be weird, ultimately. I
would not respect me as a internet grifter If

1113
02:07:43,369 --> 02:07:49,479
for some reason I started dating someone who
had been like, I love y'all very much.

1114
02:07:49,579 --> 02:07:54,819
And I appreciate you as human beings. And I
value you as human beings and as cult...

1115
02:07:54,920 --> 02:08:00,180
And as just people that I like, I love what
we do here, even when it doesn't make sense.

1116
02:08:00,279 --> 02:08:07,079
You know, it's like group psychosis, but fun.
I but I also think it like would

1117
02:08:07,079 --> 02:08:13,649
be very very weird to like start dating any
one of you

1118
02:08:14,000 --> 02:08:20,659
you're all disgusting and repulsive to me in
the way that like a sibling is in the most...

1119
02:08:20,859 --> 02:08:27,140
possible you're just you disgust me let's get
in a fist fight while dad's driving us dow...

1120
02:08:27,159 --> 02:08:30,979
Cheese, okay? That'll be fun, but I don't...

1121
02:08:30,979 --> 02:08:35,899
There's a picture of me. I posted it on
Twitter somewhat recently.

1122
02:08:35,899 --> 02:08:42,479
There's a picture of me. My dad and my
grandpa got the biggest kick out of drivin...

1123
02:08:42,479 --> 02:08:49,010
like, peak ungrateful brat age around the
country to look at, like, old battlefields...

1124
02:08:49,010 --> 02:08:53,619
, America's, like, you know, heritage, And we
hated it.

1125
02:08:53,619 --> 02:09:00,640
And I and my brother did not get along. And
in every single photo in front of like all...

1126
02:09:00,640 --> 02:09:06,880
national parks, a little bighorn battlefield.
Like who wants to see that?

1127
02:09:06,880 --> 02:09:13,720
I wish I could. I was such a little, I was
like eight and my brother was 10 or someth...

1128
02:09:13,729 --> 02:09:20,260
But my papa and my dad like enjoyed that
aspect of it because it's like you can only

1129
02:09:20,260 --> 02:09:26,850
take your little bratty like eight and ten
year old around to make them look at...

1130
02:09:26,850 --> 02:09:33,430
window of time and if you are currently a
parent and if you have an un like a kid wh...

1131
02:09:33,710 --> 02:09:40,550
because you're gonna get priceless photos of
your kids standing in front of national...

1132
02:09:40,550 --> 02:09:47,079
like that my brother would not touch me he
has his arm around me he's like doing the...

1133
02:09:47,079 --> 02:09:53,619
ies and i'm his sister and that's gross I
want you and I to have that kind of like, you

1134
02:09:53,640 --> 02:10:01,619
know, we're in it together, but apart.
Hoverarming because you're gross.

1135
02:10:01,720 --> 02:10:05,260
And so am I, ultimately. That's kind of, you
know.

1136
02:10:05,359 --> 02:10:09,590
So again, if you've got like an eight or a
ten year old, think about it.

1137
02:10:09,699 --> 02:10:14,479
Just like two weeks, they're going to hate
it, but you're going to have so much fun.

1138
02:10:14,579 --> 02:10:19,279
If you think that kind of like, it's like,
it's your chance to be a Griswold in your ...

1139
02:10:19,439 --> 02:10:24,010
and then have a lifetime of photos to just
like, that's hilarious.

1140
02:10:24,010 --> 02:10:32,130
It builds character and your kids will
ultimately, maybe not immediately, appreci...

1141
02:10:32,130 --> 02:10:39,199
I love those photos. I love the memories. I
wish I had not been a brat, but I was beca...

1142
02:10:39,199 --> 02:10:45,470
Driving around the country for two weeks with
my dad and my grandfather, who are both in...

1143
02:10:45,470 --> 02:10:52,140
And my grandfather now has passed and had
alzheimer's the last 10 years of his life...

1144
02:10:52,140 --> 02:10:58,899
for me you know and i was such a brat the
whole time but he was having a great time ...

1145
02:10:58,899 --> 02:11:05,659
celtic music cd and just blast it and like it
was uh we were like would

1146
02:11:05,750 --> 02:11:12,390
start shrieking like vampires in the sun
please not the celtic music

1147
02:11:12,390 --> 02:11:19,039
and he would sing like c diddies and we
thought that was like the worst and he was...

1148
02:11:19,039 --> 02:11:25,649
my papa so much so i'm glad he got to laugh
at our misery and truly enjoy it in only t...

1149
02:11:25,920 --> 02:11:32,510
can so but i'm glad my dad got to have that
time with his dad because lord knows we...

1150
02:11:32,510 --> 02:11:39,029
to be around but we gotta wear it but yeah
think about it think about it it is a...

1151
02:11:39,029 --> 02:11:45,760
it's a good time build character pro tip if
you choose to leave the cult for dating El...

1152
02:11:45,760 --> 02:11:52,270
it when you chew loudly I yelled it so Paul
your friend Paul my friend Paul too and I...

1153
02:11:52,270 --> 02:11:58,939
gun range with it was like a whole thing a
couple years ago and I have met Paul in re...

1154
02:11:59,039 --> 02:12:05,560
out in person he's real and I'm real I'm
definitely not AI so cool I yelled at Paul...

1155
02:12:05,609 --> 02:12:12,409
of a Bucky's parking lot in the middle of
Texas he was the driver mind you the renta...

1156
02:12:12,409 --> 02:12:18,949
was entirely in his name he could have left
me there and he probably should have but h...

1157
02:12:18,949 --> 02:12:25,489
better person than i am and honestly if you
leave this stream with anything follow pau...

1158
02:12:25,489 --> 02:12:32,640
good person and very kind and i was such a
bitch and i couldn't i could help it i gue...

1159
02:12:33,329 --> 02:12:39,989
bubbles it's like burst out of my chest like
the thing bite someone's arms off

1160
02:12:40,100 --> 02:12:46,779
and then it's like oh i'm sorry that was
psychotic sorry for losing

1161
02:12:46,880 --> 02:12:53,680
my shit on you at bucky's for chewing the
food that we're both having

1162
02:12:54,369 --> 02:13:01,149
anyways paul deserves a medal and a trophy
and he's paul you know what

1163
02:13:01,149 --> 02:13:06,479
paul is paul of the year I know that there's
like a half a year left, but I've seen...

1164
02:13:06,579 --> 02:13:10,420
Paul, congratulations. Paul of the year.
Maybe of the decade.

1165
02:13:10,689 --> 02:13:15,840
I don't know. You'll be in the running. If
you win the year, then you get to go into...

1166
02:13:15,939 --> 02:13:22,479
So at the Miss America knockoff show that I
can't think of

1167
02:13:22,479 --> 02:13:27,319
a funny name for on the fly. You'll be in
that one too.

1168
02:13:27,479 --> 02:13:32,119
So practice your practice your Paul wave. I
don't know if he's watching right now, but...

1169
02:13:33,859 --> 02:13:40,520
i hear you can get soup from l if you catch a
cold yeah if you're my father what's up

1170
02:13:40,520 --> 02:13:47,170
paul oh sorry i didn't i wasn't looking at
chat i've just been rambling into the ethe...

1171
02:13:47,170 --> 02:13:53,989
do you do you want to make a speech you want
to come in in the do you want voice chat f...

1172
02:13:53,989 --> 02:14:00,270
of the show so that i stopped talking about
yelling at you in a parking lot at Bucky's.

1173
02:14:00,270 --> 02:14:03,460
Bucky's is like a super fun place and I lost
my shit on him.

1174
02:14:03,460 --> 02:14:10,090
And that was also after my card got declined
because my credit card thought I was like...

1175
02:14:10,159 --> 02:14:13,989
And he bought my food and then I yelled at
him.

1176
02:14:14,060 --> 02:14:20,600
Paul is a much better person than I am. I'm
just going to say that.

1177
02:14:20,600 --> 02:14:23,640
I'm not really like, that's another thing
too.

1178
02:14:23,649 --> 02:14:30,149
If you met me, I would make you want to die.
If you dated me i would make you rue the d...

1179
02:14:30,149 --> 02:14:37,449
met me and i would not want to do that but i
would so destroy your will to live probabl...

1180
02:14:37,449 --> 02:14:44,069
not feel all that bad about it because
ultimately i warned you coming into it all...

1181
02:14:44,069 --> 02:14:50,689
't gonna be happy i'm gonna not try to like
actively ruin your life but i will and it'...

1182
02:14:50,689 --> 02:14:57,229
it no you can't many have tried all have
failed most still hate me though there

1183
02:14:57,229 --> 02:15:03,800
you go your emotions are the alien and you're
the ripley l but i'm

1184
02:15:03,989 --> 02:15:10,680
not even i'm not even i'm like the who's the
first person who dies in that movie here l...

1185
02:15:10,920 --> 02:15:18,100
google knows everything google who dies first
and is it alien you just said that i've ne...

1186
02:15:18,100 --> 02:15:25,550
i've read the synopsis who dies first in the
alien movie

1187
02:15:25,859 --> 02:15:32,810
the film kill count uh the first one is kane
by the

1188
02:15:32,890 --> 02:15:41,819
way his chest explodes yeah that's me Second
one, Brett

1189
02:15:42,060 --> 02:15:49,460
gets pulled off screen. Dallas gets mauled.
Ash gets set on...

1190
02:15:49,800 --> 02:15:55,270
There's seven deaths in the 1979 film Alien,
by the way.

1191
02:15:55,600 --> 02:16:01,510
Ash gets set on fire. Lambert gets impaled
with a tail.

1192
02:16:01,619 --> 02:16:04,699
Is that what we're calling it? Ooh-woo.

1193
02:16:05,470 --> 02:16:12,960
Shit. accidentally minimize my screen Parker
also gets mauled way

1194
02:16:12,960 --> 02:16:19,609
to follow down like way to copy Dallas and
then the xenomorph gets jettisoned into

1195
02:16:19,609 --> 02:16:26,149
space spoiler by Ripley and of those deaths
in the movie

1196
02:16:26,159 --> 02:16:33,690
only three are actually visible on the screen
just so you know

1197
02:16:33,700 --> 02:16:40,520
there's like a whole blog that like tracks
this stuff it's actually pretty little cat...

1198
02:16:40,520 --> 02:16:47,139
here why aren't you hunt it hunt it that's
why i have you for eating moths does not c...

1199
02:16:47,139 --> 02:16:53,770
uh who is getting turned into an egg there
was two of them oh it doesn

1200
02:16:53,770 --> 02:17:04,829
't say egg turning oh post like a screenshot
that

1201
02:17:04,829 --> 02:17:12,840
. Whoa! Eugh! Eugh! I don't

1202
02:17:12,840 --> 02:17:22,729
know what that is. I'm not sure that's what

1203
02:17:22,729 --> 02:17:29,579
it's doing. It's not- it's like movie gore.

1204
02:17:29,579 --> 02:17:36,309
That's a little much for me. I am a sensitive
young lady.

1205
02:17:36,819 --> 02:17:43,739
That's why I read the synopsis. Nuke the
entire site from orbit.

1206
02:17:43,840 --> 02:17:46,959
It's the only way to be sure. True. Facts.

1207
02:17:47,059 --> 02:17:53,139
True facts. There was an alternate version
where Dallas got turned into an egg.

1208
02:17:53,229 --> 02:17:59,799
I'm going to ask Google because Google knows
everything. Does Dallas get

1209
02:17:59,959 --> 02:18:09,690
turned into an egg? in the 1979 film alien
read it

1210
02:18:09,719 --> 02:18:17,940
three years ago alien the egg morphing scene
really does

1211
02:18:18,250 --> 02:18:25,239
stop the movie dead the famous and yet
somewhat retroactively controversial

1212
02:18:25,620 --> 02:18:32,190
deleted scene from alien ripley's discovery
of the aliens cocoon slash nest after seei...

1213
02:18:32,209 --> 02:18:38,920
detonate and finding brett and dallas both in
the process of metamorphosing into the sam...

1214
02:18:38,920 --> 02:18:45,700
seen in the derelict spaceship dallas is
unfortunately alive enough to beg to beg...

1215
02:18:45,700 --> 02:18:52,500
she begrudgingly does before continuing on
her way out of the ship ridley cut it for...

1216
02:18:52,540 --> 02:18:59,079
a moment in the film with the fast-paced
intensity of ripley needing to get off the...

1217
02:18:59,079 --> 02:19:05,809
of body horror while disturbing in its own
right briefly but abruptly shot the movie...

1218
02:19:05,809 --> 02:19:12,600
it to a crawl watching it again i can say
that he was right about that and that...

1219
02:19:12,600 --> 02:19:19,270
this is just a reddit thread i'm just reading
someone's reddit post from three years ago...

1220
02:19:19,270 --> 02:19:25,790
the egg morphing concept where and how does
the face hugger come in at all well i thin...

1221
02:19:25,790 --> 02:19:32,500
face and then you become an egg duh but in
the midst of the third act with the

1222
02:19:32,600 --> 02:19:39,159
nostromo time set to just to explode like
nostradamus nostromo anyways whatever uh t...

1223
02:19:39,270 --> 02:19:46,420
ripley's frenzied sprint to get the hell out
of there and watch out for the alien too t...

1224
02:19:46,420 --> 02:19:53,069
horror scene was just pretty jarring in
addition in an early draft of the script...

1225
02:19:53,069 --> 02:19:59,600
ship and the scene was supposed to get tragic
closure to their relationship but with tha...

1226
02:19:59,659 --> 02:20:06,229
scene doesn't have the weight it was supposed
to have with them just being platonic...

1227
02:20:06,229 --> 02:20:13,040
for like a dollar on a bad day while the
scene is technically well done and the egg...

1228
02:20:13,040 --> 02:20:19,690
interesting the nicest way i can put it in
parentheses come on this is ready you can ...

1229
02:20:19,750 --> 02:20:28,579
why it was cut stop the pace dead so they get
turned

1230
02:20:28,579 --> 02:20:35,350
like so like so is it like food for like the
baby

1231
02:20:35,440 --> 02:20:47,790
are they food for the baby and they're gonna
get it

1232
02:20:48,120 --> 02:20:54,940
is shown briefly in alien 3 during the chases
in the

1233
02:20:55,030 --> 02:21:02,110
tunnel says the most top voted comment from a
deleted account d

1234
02:21:02,110 --> 02:21:09,030
allas is the one still partially alive brett
is goo it doesn't stop shit i like the ide...

1235
02:21:09,030 --> 02:21:15,860
of the species it has to do it some way i'll
piggyback on this says deleted user to add...

1236
02:21:15,860 --> 02:21:22,489
cocooning dallas explains why it's so
lethargic at the end there's one part i ne...

1237
02:21:22,680 --> 02:21:29,340
ass around the ship to almost a state of
torpor at the escape pod ridley has...

1238
02:21:29,469 --> 02:21:36,129
it to look like it was deteriorating and then
it want to the narcissist to die so like

1239
02:21:36,239 --> 02:21:43,170
there were but i guess there were eggs so
like there's more but wait there

1240
02:21:43,170 --> 02:21:49,889
's more should we watch the final scene of
alien or should we not hi what's up cheesy

1241
02:21:49,889 --> 02:21:56,540
burton how you doing air traffic control it's
a big circle in the sky stacked you bet

1242
02:21:56,540 --> 02:22:03,049
cha was it covid related what's up puffman
sorry again i have not been reading chat...

1243
02:22:03,049 --> 02:22:09,680
el and the prolapsed anus of your damn it if
you don't know what i'm talking about don

1244
02:22:09,680 --> 02:22:16,209
't look it up don't do not look up Howie
Mandel prolapsed anus TikTok video just don't

1245
02:22:16,239 --> 02:22:22,889
do it you're gonna regret it and also the
phrase is this COVID related oh I think

1246
02:22:22,889 --> 02:22:33,729
the only place where that video still is
hosted live is probably

1247
02:22:33,729 --> 02:22:40,260
on foxhole so I don't know when that was like
three years ago god

1248
02:22:40,340 --> 02:22:46,940
it still gets me oh my god I didn't know it
still had that didn't know

1249
02:22:46,940 --> 02:22:53,629
I had that ability to be quite honest
definitely look it up says Paul all right...

1250
02:22:53,629 --> 02:23:00,219
here's the TLDR Howie Mandel anywhere from
two to six no I haven't been

1251
02:23:00,219 --> 02:23:06,739
doing the show for six years anywhere from
two to four years ago because i don't have

1252
02:23:06,829 --> 02:23:13,370
a real great sense of like where it is in the
timeline made a tiktok video in which he

1253
02:23:13,709 --> 02:23:20,819
was standing in front of a photo of a pretty
bad prol

1254
02:23:20,819 --> 02:23:27,479
apse uh and he said when my friend so and so
bent

1255
02:23:27,610 --> 02:23:34,139
over this happened uh do you think it's covid
related and if so what are we going to do

1256
02:23:34,139 --> 02:23:40,760
about it and that's it and it's just like an
up close how he's like what are we

1257
02:23:40,879 --> 02:23:47,459
gonna do about it and any like millions of
people saw it live and were like what and...

1258
02:23:47,459 --> 02:23:54,020
got taken down but of course the internet it
made the circles around all the other soci...

1259
02:23:54,020 --> 02:24:00,579
someone says is this COVID related I think
about it now you know you don't have to lo...

1260
02:24:00,579 --> 02:24:07,219
though see men you're gonna go smell the
stinky sandwich you're gonna like you...

1261
02:24:07,350 --> 02:24:14,860
curiosity is not always rewarded sometimes
well I guess if you like

1262
02:24:15,239 --> 02:24:21,829
smelling disgusting things as a group of
friends maybe if you're if your buddies ha...

1263
02:24:21,829 --> 02:24:28,680
could be the one to post it you could be the
guy so there's that think about think about

1264
02:24:28,780 --> 02:24:35,670
it there's a lot there's a lot of gain there
too uh john hurt says

1265
02:24:36,000 --> 02:24:42,940
damp squid uh no free milk indeed eight years
of free milk

1266
02:24:43,180 --> 02:24:49,729
l is like negative i'm a meat popsicle i
don't i don't

1267
02:24:50,059 --> 02:24:56,569
exist i'm a floating head i'm a disembodied
head i don't even have feet i keep lying t...

1268
02:24:56,579 --> 02:25:03,340
you will potentially send me ten thousand
dollars and no one has so uh very horrifyi...

1269
02:25:03,340 --> 02:25:09,940
than a queen well good night y'all good night
mr cheese i'm a man are you

1270
02:25:10,069 --> 02:25:16,770
talking about is that that like dude from the
like most racist town in america that like...

1271
02:25:16,780 --> 02:25:23,659
an interview he's like i'm a man i'm a guy
i'm too chronically online uh the presence...

1272
02:25:23,659 --> 02:25:31,280
makes them seem like really smart and deadly
bugs wait wait okay hang

1273
02:25:31,280 --> 02:25:38,020
on uh um stinky sandwich well it's just it's
team building the eggs hatch and the

1274
02:25:38,059 --> 02:25:44,569
critters go and jump into a human the alien
does something to the body some kind of...

1275
02:25:44,569 --> 02:25:51,149
an egg humans are glued to the walls torpor
is a good word it says your friend paul ne...

1276
02:25:51,149 --> 02:25:57,809
good word uh sigourney weaver's undersized
period panties haunt my dreams says schna

1277
02:25:57,809 --> 02:26:04,319
uzer max you know you always really cut right
to the heart of the matter what i don't

1278
02:26:04,319 --> 02:26:10,909
want to know uh nay i eat eggs says cool frog
good username by the way i like it i

1279
02:26:10,909 --> 02:26:17,610
believe the alien was meant to have a short
life cycle so after it reproduced it was...

1280
02:26:17,610 --> 02:26:28,129
it on the shuttle so like do they
intentionally nerf it so she looks cool...

1281
02:26:28,129 --> 02:26:38,819
scene alien 1979 three

1282
02:26:38,819 --> 02:26:45,459
minutes almost to the to the dot should we
watch it do you

1283
02:26:45,459 --> 02:26:52,120
want to watch it do you want to or no it
doesn't matter if you

1284
02:26:52,120 --> 02:26:58,680
want to we're gonna do it alien shuttle
escape hd or 4k what's the

1285
02:26:58,829 --> 02:27:05,610
difference i don't know but this one has more
views so surely 400 000 people can't be wr...

1286
02:27:05,610 --> 02:27:12,129
they quit i'm not trying to open i'm not
trying to open up a different

1287
02:27:12,129 --> 02:27:18,799
program right now computer is it my fault
that i clicked that button yes but you should

1288
02:27:18,959 --> 02:27:25,500
know i didn't mean to do that and you should
anticipate my

1289
02:27:25,500 --> 02:27:34,950
needs god all right well all right all right
we're watching

1290
02:27:34,950 --> 02:27:41,489
the final three minutes of alien i want to
know well i guess i gotta how fast is it...

1291
02:27:41,489 --> 02:27:48,229
's bursting out of chests right is that like
the babies is that like the egg part like ...

1292
02:27:48,229 --> 02:27:54,790
't matter cat survives good very horrifying
much more than queen gibbs feet no i don't...

1293
02:27:54,790 --> 02:28:00,049
ie Mandel describing his friend's pink sock.
Aw. I forgot about that phrase.

1294
02:28:00,159 --> 02:28:03,340
Ew. Thanks for the $5 for grossing me out.

1295
02:28:03,440 --> 02:28:07,219
If you're going to gross me out, give me
fivers. That's the rules.

1296
02:28:07,270 --> 02:28:13,299
I can't complain too much about the Alien
Queen because without it, Capcom wouldn't...

1297
02:28:13,399 --> 02:28:17,280
Predator beat-em-up arcade game. Wasn't that
like a movie too?

1298
02:28:17,479 --> 02:28:20,959
Was it good? Did anyone like it? Schnauzer
Max, did your Twitter get banned or...

1299
02:28:21,120 --> 02:28:27,620
Says Paul. uh i am always up for alien sure
alien is a great we're watching the last...

1300
02:28:27,620 --> 02:28:34,639
minutes i've read the synopsis i retained
none of it i want to see the running scene

1301
02:28:34,639 --> 02:28:41,579
does it have the deleted scene i don't want
to see that part no she gets

1302
02:28:41,579 --> 02:28:49,389
away in mere seconds i'd love to have seen
this in 1979 when nobody knew what was goi...

1303
02:28:49,549 --> 02:28:56,170
in 1979 didn't know like i said i don't know
i'm gonna be honest i've never seen

1304
02:28:56,170 --> 02:29:02,899
the movie jaws i read the synopsis of that
the other day and i maybe it's just like you

1305
02:29:02,899 --> 02:29:09,719
gotta watch it but i'm not going to it did
not seem that great in a paragraph synopsi...

1306
02:29:09,719 --> 02:29:16,239
here by the way again the big dig energy of
the night here's the final three minutes o...

1307
02:29:16,239 --> 02:29:22,850
know this is what we're gonna be doing at
some point in the show when i started nah ...

1308
02:29:22,850 --> 02:29:29,559
like choose your own this is me well i guess
the chest explodey scene

1309
02:29:29,559 --> 02:29:36,239
which we're not gonna watch because ew uh
that's me yelling at paul in a buck

1310
02:29:36,239 --> 02:29:43,409
y's parking lot after he bought my food
because my visa card was shut down briefly

1311
02:29:43,409 --> 02:29:49,909
because they were like are you in texas right
now which like by

1312
02:29:49,909 --> 02:29:57,420
the way is perfectly anyways thank you paul
i'm sorry and i'm very grateful for your...

1313
02:29:57,420 --> 02:30:03,950
and for you being nicer than i was because
you could have have left me there

1314
02:30:03,950 --> 02:30:11,420
truly and i would have deserved it i would
have deserved it so i am the exploding

1315
02:30:11,420 --> 02:30:18,110
spaceship and paul is beautiful brave sexy
ripley sprinting off

1316
02:30:18,110 --> 02:30:24,659
the ship while i'm like stop chewing okay i
don't know i don't know what happens but t...

1317
02:30:24,659 --> 02:30:31,680
about right all right here we go all right
that's as high

1318
02:30:31,680 --> 02:30:43,239
as the quality of 1979 get your shit together

1319
02:30:56,639 --> 02:31:03,340
so she doesn't know where it is she set it to
self-

1320
02:31:03,340 --> 02:31:09,959
destruct and now she's trying to get off the
ship before

1321
02:31:09,959 --> 02:31:16,610
it explodes but she's like well if it
explodes it explodes is that is that are...

1322
02:31:16,969 --> 02:31:23,590
such such as that uh let me count let me let
me on you didn't actually yell at me at

1323
02:31:23,590 --> 02:31:30,159
Bucky's I need to correct the record lol okay
well okay after this wait am I right is

1324
02:31:30,159 --> 02:31:37,739
that what's happening 79 was perfect I wasn't
there I

1325
02:31:37,739 --> 02:31:44,520
was negative 11 so has she said it to
self-destruct or is it just going

1326
02:31:44,520 --> 02:31:51,129
to and she knows it's going to so she's
trying to get off the ship what's happened...

1327
02:31:51,219 --> 02:31:57,729
to self-destruct that's just what i want to
know the stakes are one inch

1328
02:31:57,729 --> 02:32:04,600
thick girthy sorry uh jaws worked so well
because it was so believable

1329
02:32:04,620 --> 02:32:11,139
says toots little fighter fair i was two when
this came out but the local video store ha...

1330
02:32:11,139 --> 02:32:15,079
of the alien and i desperately wanted to know
about it who Vanality says yes.

1331
02:32:15,180 --> 02:32:20,540
The klaxon is a hint. What's that, Bianca
Zombie?

1332
02:32:20,639 --> 02:32:24,579
Yeah, she set the ship to self-destruct, and
if she dies, she dies.

1333
02:32:24,680 --> 02:32:31,399
Or whatever. But also the alien is loose, but
dying and slow.

1334
02:32:31,500 --> 02:32:36,639
And she has a flamethrower. Alright, we're
all up to date.

1335
02:32:43,760 --> 02:32:50,989
You now have one minute to abandon ship. The
ship will automatically

1336
02:32:52,079 --> 02:32:58,840
destruct in T minus one minute. Well, that
took like 15 seconds to say

1337
02:32:59,020 --> 02:33:03,500
, so now it's like 45 by the time she's done
saying it.

1338
02:33:03,600 --> 02:33:07,299
Or is it like one minute from the time you
finish saying it's got one minute?

1339
02:33:07,399 --> 02:33:10,840
Is it from the start or finish, you know? Or
is it like middle?

1340
02:33:13,399 --> 02:33:20,670
These are important specifications. I'd be
like, um, actually

1341
02:33:20,750 --> 02:33:27,459
it was more, you said that.

1342
02:33:27,559 --> 02:33:32,709
And then I would explode. That would be my
ending. If I were actually, I would die...

1343
02:33:32,770 --> 02:33:43,719
I would be the chest burster person at the
Bucky's parking lot. is

1344
02:33:43,719 --> 02:33:52,250
it gonna jump out do i need to prepare my
heart rate

1345
02:33:52,379 --> 02:33:59,370
it's going to isn't it of course it is
there's gonna be like one final like right...

1346
02:33:59,370 --> 02:34:06,239
my heart will explode okay so you don't want
that do you you don

1347
02:34:06,299 --> 02:34:39,000
't want that on your conscience. 12

1348
02:34:39,000 --> 02:34:45,799
, 11, 10 seconds, 9, 8, 7,

1349
02:34:46,079 --> 02:34:51,170
6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

1350
02:34:51,280 --> 02:35:02,459
Radiation, she's going to melt within 30

1351
02:35:02,459 --> 02:35:09,120
days. Over. Sorry. Or something, probably. I

1352
02:35:09,139 --> 02:35:17,159
don't know.

1353
02:35:17,200 --> 02:35:21,520
I don't know how radiation works in this kind
of situation. But I assume there's enough ...

1354
02:35:21,620 --> 02:35:29,229
As is. As is. Damn.

1355
02:35:37,620 --> 02:35:41,010
Is it on the ship with her? Did it get off?
Is it still there?

1356
02:35:41,040 --> 02:35:45,200
Or do you just not see it again? Is my heart
gonna...

1357
02:35:45,200 --> 02:35:48,840
Did she say I hate you? Girl, be petty.

1358
02:35:48,940 --> 02:35:54,620
You son of a bitch. She has like a perfect
tiny little nose.

1359
02:35:54,719 --> 02:35:59,879
Good for you, Sigourney Weaver. So you don't
see that- like, did I see it at all?

1360
02:35:59,979 --> 02:36:06,819
Where's the alien? Where's the alien? It's
not in the final three minutes of the movi...

1361
02:36:06,819 --> 02:36:13,479
zero out of ten would not recommend thank you
sorry doesn't mean to hit play again

1362
02:36:13,479 --> 02:36:20,280
i wanted to see an alien running after her i
wanted to be on the ship behind her

1363
02:36:20,379 --> 02:36:27,000
you know after that and it's like and then
cuts to like cuts to the credits directed ...

1364
02:36:27,000 --> 02:36:35,989
bay you know and like lincoln park's playing
whatever i don't know radiation

1365
02:36:36,000 --> 02:36:42,639
is a pretty big problem now for astronauts
but i just assume they figured it out in t...

1366
02:36:42,639 --> 02:36:49,139
you don't know about it can it really hurt
you so wait her cat the cat

1367
02:36:49,139 --> 02:36:56,040
a movie that kills a cat to save an alien is
no friend of mine zero

1368
02:36:56,040 --> 02:37:03,930
out of ten would not recommend in fact i'm
boycotting the alien movie yeah

1369
02:37:03,930 --> 02:37:10,750
someone's got to take a stand how are you
supposed to gourney she has aged

1370
02:37:10,750 --> 02:37:18,579
beautifully oh my gosh good for her good for
you lady she

1371
02:37:18,659 --> 02:37:25,479
's I mean I don't know where's the most
recent but

1372
02:37:25,479 --> 02:37:33,040
75 and probably some of these Pretty good.

1373
02:37:33,040 --> 02:37:44,610
Pretty good! Alien 5.

1374
02:37:44,760 --> 02:37:50,809
Sigourney Weaver will replies... Ripley...
When is this?

1375
02:37:51,000 --> 02:37:57,100
How old is this article? 2015. Okay, so Alien
5 already came out.

1376
02:37:57,200 --> 02:38:03,959
Alright, cool. Rest assured, breaking news.
10 years ago, Alien 5 was announced.

1377
02:38:04,059 --> 02:38:12,520
The feeling when you've seen the film
multiple times, but escaping Nostromo feel...

1378
02:38:12,620 --> 02:38:17,680
Is that the cat? Ripley, I did it.

1379
02:38:17,729 --> 02:38:20,799
I escaped. Cool blast. What is that, like a
Doritos commercial?

1380
02:38:20,899 --> 02:38:27,100
Suspense done right. I've seen this movie
countless times and I'm still anxious as h...

1381
02:38:27,299 --> 02:38:30,719
She gets away by mere seconds. It's almost
like it's a movie.

1382
02:38:31,600 --> 02:38:36,239
I'd still love to have seen this in 1979 when
nobody knew what was going to happen or if...

1383
02:38:36,340 --> 02:38:40,579
Even though there's no noise in space, I like
the eerie sound of wind as she's escaping.

1384
02:38:40,680 --> 02:38:46,489
Really gives you the sense that she's all
alone out there in the darkness. It says...

1385
02:38:46,780 --> 02:38:54,780
That's a good name. At 51 seconds, they tease
the alien hiding there for a moment.

1386
02:38:54,879 --> 02:38:58,190
Ripley was so desperate that she didn't even
notice. Details like this are gold.

1387
02:38:58,190 --> 02:39:08,270
Where? alex heisenberg 8709

1388
02:39:08,370 --> 02:39:17,989
where oh she has two faces i think he's
making things

1389
02:39:17,989 --> 02:39:24,540
up for attention in the youtube comments
because i don't know what he's talking

1390
02:39:24,579 --> 02:39:31,649
about and i'm an expert on this movie that
i'm boycotting is it the cat is

1391
02:39:31,649 --> 02:39:38,840
it the random dials on that thingy it could
be

1392
02:39:39,930 --> 02:39:50,700
anything where I

1393
02:39:50,700 --> 02:39:59,750
'm at 55 seconds now it's definitely not
Well, I

1394
02:39:59,750 --> 02:40:03,309
don't believe you because I don't know what
you're talking about.

1395
02:40:03,420 --> 02:40:07,790
And I think that's really that's basically
that's basically what the Internet is now.

1396
02:40:08,040 --> 02:40:12,200
Someone could be like, I know something about
this. If you look at 51 seconds, blah, bla...

1397
02:40:12,350 --> 02:40:15,950
I'm like, well, I don't know what you're
talking about and I don't see it because I...

1398
02:40:16,059 --> 02:40:19,340
So you're wrong. And then people are like,
yeah, queen.

1399
02:40:19,500 --> 02:40:24,719
And then I sell my feet pictures for ten
thousand dollars.

1400
02:40:24,819 --> 02:40:31,739
Same day photos, you know, like delicious.
You know what, I will even

1401
02:40:31,739 --> 02:40:37,680
get a canvas portrait made of them. You know,
only the best.

1402
02:40:37,680 --> 02:40:44,479
So you could be the one to have a canvas
framed, can you frame, I don't know

1403
02:40:44,659 --> 02:40:48,219
, you know what I mean? It'd be art.

1404
02:40:48,239 --> 02:40:54,889
It'd be the only one to have one. ten
thousand dollars is not even that much mon...

1405
02:40:54,889 --> 02:41:01,590
a quarter in 1915 i don't know don't buy my
feet pics because i don't want to take

1406
02:41:01,709 --> 02:41:08,270
pictures of my feet that's called reverse
psychology okay uh paul do you want to com...

1407
02:41:08,270 --> 02:41:14,940
i'm a bitch to you sometimes unintentionally
and then i regret it cool where you at

1408
02:41:14,940 --> 02:41:21,709
there you are i'm ready says Paul hi I'm
ready when you are actually be right back ...

1409
02:41:21,709 --> 02:41:28,479
I'm right wait so I'm getting mixed signals
here are you ready should I call you this ...

1410
02:41:28,479 --> 02:41:35,719
is unexpected treat ladies and gentlemen Paul
who has spent time with me in person and...

1411
02:41:35,739 --> 02:41:42,309
do it again willingly I don't know uh i'm
right wait oh that was sent

1412
02:41:42,319 --> 02:41:48,860
just now okay cool paul's gonna come in and
help us close out the show this is this th...

1413
02:41:48,860 --> 02:41:55,649
treat ladies and wait are you doing are we
doing video i'll just i'll do audio first ...

1414
02:41:55,649 --> 02:42:02,079
there start voice call also hang on i gotta
figure out Oh, he's on screen.

1415
02:42:02,180 --> 02:42:09,840
Hello. Hello. Okay, hang on. No one can see
you, but they can hear you.

1416
02:42:09,940 --> 02:42:13,079
You can see me. How do I sound? You sound
great.

1417
02:42:13,190 --> 02:42:16,420
I adjusted your volume on my end. You should
be good.

1418
02:42:16,540 --> 02:42:21,149
Thank you. Hello, everyone. This is your
friend Paul, the Paul of the year.

1419
02:42:21,399 --> 02:42:29,340
Paul, yeah. See, you didn't even know you
were in the running, but you actually, you...

1420
02:42:29,739 --> 02:42:34,350
That's amazing. Who was my runner up? Paul
Mitchell.

1421
02:42:34,719 --> 02:42:38,639
Paul Oakenford? Paul Mitchell. Oh, for the
hair.

1422
02:42:38,739 --> 02:42:41,790
For the shampoo. That was the first Paul I
could think of aside from you.

1423
02:42:41,989 --> 02:42:49,399
I believe he's a hairstylist. Well, I have
bought previously one set of expensive

1424
02:42:49,399 --> 02:42:53,590
-ass shampoo and conditioner. I didn't like
it.

1425
02:42:53,700 --> 02:42:57,819
So that's why he didn't win. So it was not
that good.

1426
02:42:59,739 --> 02:43:04,760
Yeah, he's got to get his act together. He's
a scrub. By the way, I have a new bit for...

1427
02:43:04,879 --> 02:43:08,909
Something that you could do for your show.
Maybe do it as an independent thing, like...

1428
02:43:09,020 --> 02:43:15,530
Okay, last three-minute movie reviews. You
watch the last three minutes

1429
02:43:15,590 --> 02:43:21,219
of a movie and then review it. Yeah, well,
Alien sucks.

1430
02:43:21,319 --> 02:43:24,700
Zero out of ten. There's no Alien in it.

1431
02:43:24,860 --> 02:43:28,559
I didn't even see an Alien in the last three
minutes.

1432
02:43:28,659 --> 02:43:31,680
If you notice right here, I didn't see it.
Stupid.

1433
02:43:31,819 --> 02:43:38,690
I learned nothing. By the way.

1434
02:43:38,879 --> 02:43:44,129
I think the only people that would find that
funny are already here. So, you know, it...

1435
02:43:44,260 --> 02:43:47,700
Why not? I'll watch the last three minutes of
whatever movie. And then I'll hate it.

1436
02:43:47,799 --> 02:43:56,309
Maybe we could do, like, a donation goal.
Like, if we hit this level of donations pe...

1437
02:43:56,489 --> 02:44:00,690
I'm the grift master. You need to grift
harder, L.

1438
02:44:00,959 --> 02:44:07,540
Well, I do just fine, okay? The money
problems this month have been not

1439
02:44:07,549 --> 02:44:12,000
related to the amount of money so much as the
payment system.

1440
02:44:12,100 --> 02:44:15,520
That's not anybody's fault, except for
Rumbles.

1441
02:44:15,620 --> 02:44:23,280
Yeah, I just realized I'm on screen. Yeah,
well, I told you I was going to put you on...

1442
02:44:23,379 --> 02:44:26,940
Thank you. That's fine. Your friend Paul,
everybody.

1443
02:44:27,040 --> 02:44:30,940
He spent time with me. Would you spend time
with me in person again?

1444
02:44:31,059 --> 02:44:35,290
Absolutely. Really? Why wouldn't I? Well,
because I yelled at you.

1445
02:44:35,510 --> 02:44:40,670
I yelled at you in the middle of Texas. Let's
get into that then. And I had no leverage ...

1446
02:44:40,979 --> 02:44:45,989
My credit card was like on pause for like six
hours.

1447
02:44:46,100 --> 02:44:51,180
So I had no money. I didn't know anybody. The
car was in your name and I was a cunt to you.

1448
02:44:51,280 --> 02:44:58,100
How do you plead? Uh, me? What, me?

1449
02:44:58,260 --> 02:45:02,520
That's all the accusations are on you. Guilty
of all charges, sir.

1450
02:45:02,620 --> 02:45:10,139
Take him away. Take him away. So, uh, you did
not actually yell at me in the Bucky's...

1451
02:45:10,239 --> 02:45:14,559
Let me correct the record. You yelled at me
in the hotel restaurant.

1452
02:45:14,719 --> 02:45:19,520
Oh. It wasn't a yell. It was more of a scold.

1453
02:45:19,620 --> 02:45:24,760
It's like... That tracks. You were getting
annoyed, and then you snapped.

1454
02:45:25,540 --> 02:45:28,879
You did have, I think, one drink. Well,
that's enough.

1455
02:45:28,979 --> 02:45:33,139
Maybe that was a... That's enough. That is
enough. No? She is a lightweight.

1456
02:45:33,239 --> 02:45:39,799
It is true. And I get mean, real mean, and
very specific about it.

1457
02:45:39,899 --> 02:45:44,079
Yeah, I mean, it's true, but I appreciate...
No, but you didn't do anything wrong.

1458
02:45:44,149 --> 02:45:49,520
I don't even know what I said, so if it
was... It was probably nonsense.

1459
02:45:49,860 --> 02:45:54,120
And if it was true, still... It is true. But
it was nonsense.

1460
02:45:54,600 --> 02:45:59,479
Well, okay, fair. But you're still guilty on
all charges because you pleaded guilty.

1461
02:45:59,579 --> 02:46:03,100
No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. We heard it.

1462
02:46:03,100 --> 02:46:07,319
Everyone heard it. Everyone heard it. Chad,
is this true?

1463
02:46:07,319 --> 02:46:12,100
You're going to Alligator Alcatraz and you're
getting deported.

1464
02:46:12,200 --> 02:46:18,799
I feel like I don't want to go. I hear it's
freezing there.

1465
02:46:18,920 --> 02:46:25,469
It's Florida. I feel like people who are mad
about people getting like it doesn't matte...

1466
02:46:25,479 --> 02:46:31,979
money in this world you have you cannot get
deported by you cannot pay to have that...

1467
02:46:31,979 --> 02:46:38,549
cannot pay to get deported unless like you
have fulfilled a set of requirements that ...

1468
02:46:38,549 --> 02:46:45,319
bespoke one-of-a-kind experience for everyone
each one is different some people are gett...

1469
02:46:45,420 --> 02:46:52,270
that's fun so i heard people are being sent
to syria is that true i thought it

1470
02:46:52,270 --> 02:46:58,870
was sudan whatever that's the last like 15
minutes i feel like it was sudan

1471
02:46:58,870 --> 02:47:05,370
all right back me up i'm right paul's wrong
paul he's paul the year but like paul...

1472
02:47:05,459 --> 02:47:12,180
on it's pretty easy win you're always trying
to start fights um how loud does

1473
02:47:12,190 --> 02:47:18,799
paul chew he does not chew loudly he has
really good i chew pretty loudly so

1474
02:47:18,799 --> 02:47:25,420
okay so okay no listen some people have
absolutely barnyard donkey manners when th...

1475
02:47:25,469 --> 02:47:32,110
it that i will just i will remove myself from
the situation entirely okay because at tha...

1476
02:47:32,239 --> 02:47:38,950
long in your life which is like you know and
we've all met him you have fun your manners

1477
02:47:38,950 --> 02:47:45,690
are fine um i'm crazy okay and a little
neurotic i mean aren't we all right a little

1478
02:47:45,690 --> 02:47:52,299
bit sometimes depends about what that's why
we get along we're both crazy neurotics bu...

1479
02:47:52,440 --> 02:47:59,020
's why we i didn't get along yeah yeah you
did so okay but we we gave each other the...

1480
02:47:59,280 --> 02:48:05,969
like eight hours and it was fine no we didn't
yeah we did i was talking the whole time y...

1481
02:48:05,969 --> 02:48:12,540
me oh yeah we were sleeping neither no the
one of the things was neither one of us sl...

1482
02:48:12,750 --> 02:48:19,309
like three hours a night that's true and i
know that because i was watching you tweet...

1483
02:48:19,309 --> 02:48:25,829
been i've cut back from doing that
significantly for my own health is it

1484
02:48:25,840 --> 02:48:32,370
better arguably kind of worse mentally but
physically much better depends how do you...

1485
02:48:32,370 --> 02:48:38,889
how do you feel hollow oh i've been trying to
fix that for a minute no i've no i've been...

1486
02:48:39,030 --> 02:48:45,739
in a fucking state for like a like a year all
right let's not go down this direction any...

1487
02:48:45,739 --> 02:48:52,299
i've been kind of depressed but i know but
not on stream no i do i do it on stream al...

1488
02:48:52,299 --> 02:48:59,540
admit it bros if you're depressed say hell
yeah in the chat we're gonna make it maybe...

1489
02:48:59,700 --> 02:49:06,540
i mean i'm okay i guess um anyway buckies so
no you did not let

1490
02:49:06,770 --> 02:49:13,329
me it's normal you didn't get out of the pit
i'm trying to defend you a little bit yeah...

1491
02:49:13,329 --> 02:49:20,530
not worth it thanks for buying my sandwich
all right i won't she she chewed me out sh...

1492
02:49:20,799 --> 02:49:27,510
the f slur she's like you chew like a fucking
horse you fucking f slur i'm like

1493
02:49:27,690 --> 02:49:34,399
what no that did not happen no but i promised
someone i promised my mom i won

1494
02:49:34,399 --> 02:49:41,000
't oh anyway hi mother paul mama p uh she's
probably asleep right

1495
02:49:41,000 --> 02:49:47,530
now but mama p wow i mean even though my
father is not named after

1496
02:49:47,530 --> 02:49:54,270
me he is for the internet he's papa l that is
not his actual name y'all but you know

1497
02:49:54,270 --> 02:50:00,870
it's fine what i know i i need to change this
calligraphy well

1498
02:50:01,079 --> 02:50:07,620
calligraphy yeah of the your camera keeps
getting blurry and blurry it reminds me of...

1499
02:50:07,719 --> 02:50:14,379
every now and then my camera just goes like
it's great no it's nice one of our interne...

1500
02:50:14,379 --> 02:50:21,219
thank you no it's no it's the actual focus on
the camera you remember you said you look...

1501
02:50:21,219 --> 02:50:28,110
anyway so in bucky's okay you did not yell at
me here's what happened

1502
02:50:28,110 --> 02:50:34,670
in a barnyard he'll zoom in on him a little
bit what happened paul uh here's what...

1503
02:50:34,700 --> 02:50:41,319
so um this was right after we got out of
bucky's your credit card you just mentione...

1504
02:50:41,319 --> 02:50:48,370
card got declined and but then it got flagged
after three days of traveling because you...

1505
02:50:48,370 --> 02:50:54,979
you gotta let them know that you travel in
2025 people move all over the did you did ...

1506
02:50:54,979 --> 02:51:01,659
before we went but no um because i travel a
lot for work um i'm my i don't leave

1507
02:51:01,760 --> 02:51:08,459
like a five square mile radius sorry uh same
for me usually but i used to travel a lot

1508
02:51:08,459 --> 02:51:15,409
for work so anyway this is boring um so
anyway i i don't want to explain explain i...

1509
02:51:15,489 --> 02:51:22,010
for me to explain my credit card situation
anyway everyone's got one it's i want to

1510
02:51:22,010 --> 02:51:28,600
go back to this is relatable content paul yes
it is everyone's got tables have turned pa...

1511
02:51:28,600 --> 02:51:35,250
come on my show and like harass the shit out
of me and like sandbag my conversations an...

1512
02:51:35,250 --> 02:51:41,899
become the fucking manatee or whatever i'm
hey i'm handling it yeah don't feed

1513
02:51:41,899 --> 02:51:48,450
the manatees y'all it's mean but did you say
i used to come on your show and sandbag yo...

1514
02:51:48,540 --> 02:51:55,090
time i would freak out if like anything went
wrong yeah yeah were you not there for lik...

1515
02:51:55,280 --> 02:52:01,809
oh god paul's like being he's not he's not
behaving like a no in in life like he's not

1516
02:52:01,809 --> 02:52:08,540
behaving like an automaton oh my god again
that was i'm not sure what you're trying t...

1517
02:52:08,540 --> 02:52:15,389
an unreasonable expectation of me to have for
you because i never vocalized it wouldn't

1518
02:52:15,389 --> 02:52:21,940
you say so how was i acting i don't know you
should have been the perfect co-host ever ...

1519
02:52:21,940 --> 02:52:28,690
sometimes you made fun of me and i got
flustered and i felt embarrassed and that'...

1520
02:52:28,690 --> 02:52:35,590
sides doesn't matter i thought that was i
felt that was good content like you need a...

1521
02:52:35,590 --> 02:52:42,379
bit of tension between co-hosts i am a
neurotic freak paul i don't know i know

1522
02:52:42,379 --> 02:52:49,530
that's why i like to have complete control of
everything all the time or at least the...

1523
02:52:49,530 --> 02:52:56,129
that's why we butt heads sometimes no we've
never done that that's true i just

1524
02:52:56,129 --> 02:53:02,649
lied and uh your friend l called me on it
anyway in buck

1525
02:53:02,649 --> 02:53:09,340
y's so uh you were on the phone with your
bank like why the fuck did my credit card ...

1526
02:53:09,340 --> 02:53:15,879
is my first time out of bucky's they gave me
a dumb fucking answer too they're like you...

1527
02:53:15,879 --> 02:53:22,770
okay no you're in texas i'm like that's only
a couple states over so you didn't yell

1528
02:53:22,770 --> 02:53:29,329
at me verbally you yelled at me like
contextually here's what you did

1529
02:53:29,520 --> 02:53:36,229
wait you just became a robot for a second
hang on i yelled it wait oh i'm sorry you...

1530
02:53:36,379 --> 02:53:40,399
i yelled at you verbally or context not
Verbally, not verbally.

1531
02:53:40,500 --> 02:53:44,299
You became a robot in the second half. Okay.
Oh, did I flip you off?

1532
02:53:44,399 --> 02:53:50,459
No, no, no, no. You did this. You were
talking on your phone, and you did this.

1533
02:53:50,559 --> 02:53:58,239
Did you see that? You put your finger in your
ear

1534
02:53:58,430 --> 02:54:02,860
, and you turned, like, you got as far away
from me as possible.

1535
02:54:02,959 --> 02:54:07,479
So I'm like, oh. It's so fun to be around.
Sorry.

1536
02:54:07,639 --> 02:54:14,340
Me? No, me. oh you're great i know how you
are i already know

1537
02:54:14,340 --> 02:54:20,969
how you are i know but you know no you
shouldn't have i should have just

1538
02:54:21,149 --> 02:54:28,090
chewed slower i love that sandwich too i was
it probably didn't be good to chew a little

1539
02:54:28,399 --> 02:54:35,100
slower bucky's yeah right chew your cud in
your bucky's field uh i don't know bucky's...

1540
02:54:35,100 --> 02:54:41,680
sandwich i feel like they're a little
overpriced for what you get but also i'm n...

1541
02:54:41,799 --> 02:54:48,489
be five dollars i've been there once in my
life i'll i'll buy my lunch and yours paul...

1542
02:54:48,489 --> 02:54:55,489
a picture with bucky yeah you took that in
the picture or in the parking lot one of m...

1543
02:54:55,489 --> 02:55:02,090
so it wasn't in it wasn't like we had fun the
hat on we had fun and then i was mean and...

1544
02:55:02,290 --> 02:55:08,819
we almost like got into like a serious
head-on collision remember that no but that

1545
02:55:08,819 --> 02:55:15,530
wasn't my fault i don't i know but we did
almost get it like it could have been very...

1546
02:55:15,530 --> 02:55:22,149
explain what very bad but it wasn't so um we
almost tried yes and i

1547
02:55:22,149 --> 02:55:29,239
saved us yeah paul saved us with his bare
hands do you have a clapping

1548
02:55:29,239 --> 02:55:37,520
i mean literally i don't have any sound
effects paul i'm not I've been promising t...

1549
02:55:37,620 --> 02:55:44,389
You'll never know I don't know Anyway A
pickup truck tried

1550
02:55:44,600 --> 02:55:51,700
to pass Okay so I'm in the middle lane We're
on the interstate we're going fast We're...

1551
02:55:51,799 --> 02:55:58,520
To Fort Worth And I have a story to tell
about that too Austin I want to talk about

1552
02:55:58,520 --> 02:56:03,239
Harrison Smith And how cool he is He is
awesome. If you will allow me.

1553
02:56:03,340 --> 02:56:09,940
Okay. But anyway, we're on the interstate,
and I'm in the middle lane, and there

1554
02:56:09,940 --> 02:56:14,540
's another car a little bit further than me
in the left lane.

1555
02:56:14,639 --> 02:56:19,010
And so a pickup truck is going probably 30
miles an hour.

1556
02:56:19,250 --> 02:56:22,260
I'm doing this fucking speed limit, right?
We're on the interstate.

1557
02:56:22,340 --> 02:56:27,620
We're going pretty fast, right? I'm on, like,
three hours of sleep the last, like, three...

1558
02:56:27,670 --> 02:56:34,319
I gave him, like, half an Adderall to keep
him alive. yeah i don't know probably 65 o...

1559
02:56:34,319 --> 02:56:40,909
think um no i didn't yeah actually you're
right you're right i did between

1560
02:56:40,909 --> 02:56:47,670
65 and 70 anyway a pickup truck going 30
miles an hour faster than anyone

1561
02:56:47,670 --> 02:56:54,209
else on the road uh passes me on the left i'm
from texas what country are you from he sa...

1562
02:56:54,209 --> 02:56:58,440
us too it was like a movie I heard it. Yeah.
That literally happened.

1563
02:56:58,540 --> 02:57:02,799
Yeah. But the car in front of him was a
little bit too close.

1564
02:57:02,899 --> 02:57:08,940
So he swerves in front of me. Trying to like.
Pulls the car, pulls the wheel to the right.

1565
02:57:09,040 --> 02:57:14,500
And then, but then. But then. He tries to
overcorrect to the left.

1566
02:57:14,600 --> 02:57:19,860
And smashes into that car to the left front
of me.

1567
02:57:19,959 --> 02:57:23,940
Mm-hmm. Like that's in front of me in the
left lane. We're not that far back.

1568
02:57:24,040 --> 02:57:30,719
Maybe two car lengths? it was so close we
were we were in it and it was

1569
02:57:30,729 --> 02:57:37,409
facing us at one point yeah so the car so
both the car smashed

1570
02:57:37,409 --> 02:57:44,340
into the divider the concrete division and
like at one point there's cars like driving

1571
02:57:44,440 --> 02:57:51,360
at us there's one car driving at us yeah
because it got turned around on the...

1572
02:57:51,399 --> 02:57:55,079
look up from shit posting on Twitter zoned
out and I'm like, oh.

1573
02:57:55,180 --> 02:57:59,219
She didn't scream. She did not scream. She
didn't make a noise.

1574
02:57:59,319 --> 02:58:04,139
No, in the heat of the moment, if like shit
goes down, I do deer in headlights.

1575
02:58:04,229 --> 02:58:09,260
I freeze and I die. Which is great because
sometimes women scream.

1576
02:58:09,360 --> 02:58:12,459
No, I just, I freeze and die. That's my
thing.

1577
02:58:12,559 --> 02:58:16,930
And then afterwards, I'm like trying to piece
together what happened.

1578
02:58:17,170 --> 02:58:23,799
I was like, it just happened so fast. anyway
that's the story of how we almost died i...

1579
02:58:23,799 --> 02:58:30,559
phone and a car was facing us going the
opposite way and then continued like fucki...

1580
02:58:30,559 --> 02:58:37,389
it could have been very bad we could have
gone to the hospital in like a helicopter...

1581
02:58:37,389 --> 02:58:43,930
the fun one that was like two three seconds
after the actual accident happened so you...

1582
02:58:43,930 --> 02:58:50,659
it because it was the crunching of vehicles
right in front of you is very loud very lo...

1583
02:58:50,700 --> 02:58:57,489
was it was several then people start honking
immediately like like please

1584
02:58:57,489 --> 02:59:04,100
sir stop wrecking so we were all like stopped
in front and i've been driving for like

1585
02:59:04,200 --> 02:59:11,479
several days and like probably like what five
six hours that day i'm just like we gotta ...

1586
02:59:11,479 --> 02:59:20,290
m let's just go to our hotel room we just
took off yeah ultimately yeah so fucking...

1587
02:59:20,440 --> 02:59:23,510
We could have died, but we didn't at all.

1588
02:59:23,620 --> 02:59:28,969
Like, at all. We were fine, but we could
have. We could have. Hey, chat.

1589
02:59:29,159 --> 02:59:33,979
You have me to thank for learning. This isn't
Virgie.

1590
02:59:34,020 --> 02:59:37,559
No, this is Paul. This is my former co-host.

1591
02:59:37,559 --> 02:59:41,440
Do I sound like Virgie? Do you? I don't think
so.

1592
02:59:41,540 --> 02:59:45,399
Yeah, I know Virgie. Yeah, Virgie's great.

1593
02:59:45,819 --> 02:59:49,520
I don't think you sound like him. I should
have those guys on. I don't know if they s...

1594
02:59:49,620 --> 02:59:55,379
They're always up early doing shenanigans.
Yeah.

1595
02:59:55,379 --> 02:59:58,639
Or is Pessy streaming? Like, you're talking
about Pessy doing like a long burger right...

1596
02:59:58,780 --> 03:00:03,159
Is he? I don't know. No, he usually streams
after Revenge the Cis.

1597
03:00:03,379 --> 03:00:08,260
Oh, true. If you haven't seen Elle on Joy of
Pessy, it was very funny.

1598
03:00:08,579 --> 03:00:13,079
She started making fart noises. Did I? That
doesn't sound like something I would do.

1599
03:00:13,180 --> 03:00:16,180
And I even commented about it. Fart jokes
aren't even funny.

1600
03:00:16,280 --> 03:00:21,219
Yes, they are. They are. They are funny. It's
a little trumpet sound that your butt makes.

1601
03:00:21,319 --> 03:00:27,569
That's fun. Elle on her show, deep research,
deep political research.

1602
03:00:27,680 --> 03:00:32,180
We watched the last three minutes of Alien
tonight after I ranted about nothing for t...

1603
03:00:32,280 --> 03:00:35,799
And that's your next thing. Nothing. It's the
nothing show.

1604
03:00:35,899 --> 03:00:39,600
Watch the last three minutes of a movie. Post
your review.

1605
03:00:39,700 --> 03:00:43,139
Whoever gives me the most money, I'll watch
the last three minutes of your movie.

1606
03:00:43,379 --> 03:00:47,260
How about that? Is that a good move? That's
it. Yeah. Give me money.

1607
03:00:47,360 --> 03:00:51,100
That's so stupid. I'll do it for free.

1608
03:00:51,299 --> 03:00:55,159
You could send me money if you want to. No,
no, no. We need a goal.

1609
03:00:55,260 --> 03:01:01,850
No. No. Why? Why? what am i gonna buy i don't
know i don't have anything well i mean i...

1610
03:01:01,930 --> 03:01:08,479
like i don't need anything i'm good can we
ask if i ever needed to like like raise

1611
03:01:08,479 --> 03:01:14,979
money for something i'd come up with some fun
like thing it's like i'm good right now as...

1612
03:01:14,979 --> 03:01:21,979
like that's not y'all's fault and i'm we're
working on it okay you're talking so i tol...

1613
03:01:21,979 --> 03:01:28,579
right i was told so like the payout was like
all fucked up my liaison is someone that I...

1614
03:01:28,590 --> 03:01:35,319
and is a friendly person a nice guy but I was
way too friendly about being like hey I ne...

1615
03:01:35,319 --> 03:01:41,920
a couple months and I'm going broke very fast
because I am not rich uh and then we had b...

1616
03:01:41,969 --> 03:01:48,600
back and forth kind of casually I'd been like
kind of like it'll get resolved it'll get...

1617
03:01:48,700 --> 03:01:55,200
a random text on a Friday afternoon from him
saying today's my last day at rumble sorry...

1618
03:01:55,229 --> 03:02:01,729
so the whole process got restarted over and
over again after I'm like I'm like any day

1619
03:02:01,729 --> 03:02:08,409
now I actually was foolhardy enough to think
because payment usually goes out on like...

1620
03:02:08,639 --> 03:02:15,280
come through today it's fine there's nothing
I think there's nothing less sympathetic t...

1621
03:02:15,280 --> 03:02:21,940
a person who makes money doing internet
content being like I'm not getting paid...

1622
03:02:21,940 --> 03:02:28,500
of time now it's been like three months and I
know everyone you're finale i mean i don't...

1623
03:02:28,530 --> 03:02:35,719
dad paid my rent but he was like i'm happy to
do it it's fine i cried a lot so mandatory

1624
03:02:35,719 --> 03:02:42,940
mandatory mandatory carry for two dollars you
could repay papa l you

1625
03:02:42,940 --> 03:02:49,530
could repay paul for for buckies it's like 30
bucks i'll send you money

1626
03:02:49,639 --> 03:02:56,690
right now i am going to repay my dad i
haven't been paid yet that's the problem t...

1627
03:02:56,690 --> 03:03:03,260
it persists currently but you know hey
there's always tomorrow tomorrow's friday...

1628
03:03:03,270 --> 03:03:10,200
'm hoping by the end of this month though
because if pop else to pay my rent two mon...

1629
03:03:10,379 --> 03:03:17,299
in a video game i just got called basketball
head in your chat easy to draw i thought that

1630
03:03:17,299 --> 03:03:23,989
was a thing mr mr uh easy to draw yeah uh
that was so i got called that um after we...

1631
03:03:23,989 --> 03:03:30,610
a picture with the revenge of the cis crew
marsh and royce uh royce posted it and like

1632
03:03:30,610 --> 03:03:37,239
yeah that's that was the best install their
chatters are like very mean and it's funny

1633
03:03:37,239 --> 03:03:44,260
as shit but like it's funny it's fun mean
it's fun mean but they're mean loved it uh...

1634
03:03:44,260 --> 03:03:50,909
time so uh maybe like they'll they'll call
you mr easy to draw without even blinking...

1635
03:03:50,909 --> 03:03:57,520
's so funny but if you think about what if
you were sensitive about being easy to dra...

1636
03:03:57,520 --> 03:04:04,309
the thing that was sunshine has actually
drawn me i honestly uh i think

1637
03:04:04,309 --> 03:04:11,229
it was easy i don't know maybe it wasn't no
don't repay paul mandatory carry

1638
03:04:11,350 --> 03:04:17,950
just gave me two dollars to not repay you so
sorry the grift has it oh don't repay

1639
03:04:17,950 --> 03:04:24,479
paul two dollars i'm gonna donate three so
you'd repay me don't do that don

1640
03:04:24,479 --> 03:04:31,049
't don't do that you can't you can't pay
whoever pays me the most money gets to...

1641
03:04:31,049 --> 03:04:37,799
paul thirty dollars tonight i don't even know
do i have your cash app urban mo do you have

1642
03:04:37,799 --> 03:04:44,319
that i can't actually you've never sent me
money before i don't think i know that's w...

1643
03:04:44,450 --> 03:04:51,020
on cash app or venmo do i have your contacts
i think i've used both i

1644
03:04:51,040 --> 03:04:57,739
've definitely used venmo okay let me see but
i don't yeah it's fine how does the oh the...

1645
03:04:57,840 --> 03:05:04,459
we don't need to do this on stream this is
boring for your audience no it's not i'm...

1646
03:05:04,559 --> 03:05:11,579
right now how much i've never received money
how much am i gonna pay him stay tuned to...

1647
03:05:11,579 --> 03:05:18,280
dollars i can't believe you didn't pay me
back that ten dollars wow that twenty doll...

1648
03:05:18,280 --> 03:05:25,500
couldn't even come up with that you owe me
fifty dollars with interest i don't even...

1649
03:05:25,500 --> 03:05:32,120
how much it was to be honest i knew this is
crazy chat this is the

1650
03:05:32,149 --> 03:05:38,780
most profitable stream i've ever done she's
actually doing it i feel the need to talk ...

1651
03:05:38,989 --> 03:05:45,899
in i'm adding a bunch of emojis to the end of
my message sorry so you did find me there'...

1652
03:05:45,899 --> 03:05:52,569
of well i hope this is you it's either you or
like an ai generated yeah hold on okay so ...

1653
03:05:52,569 --> 03:05:59,750
looks like let me find my venmo do i even i
don't know i don't know i am paying

1654
03:05:59,920 --> 03:06:06,479
a poll last name redacted right now so you're
welcome doesn

1655
03:06:06,479 --> 03:06:13,180
't it usually oh my god this is supposed to
be so boring you said payment to paul all

1656
03:06:13,180 --> 03:06:19,750
right all right there you go fight fight
fight oh my god i got it once and

1657
03:06:19,750 --> 03:06:26,469
one cent i gave him thirty dollars in one set
with interest paid back you're welcome...

1658
03:06:26,549 --> 03:06:33,350
're not jewish and i have to pay interest gas
pump party confetti party confetti and

1659
03:06:33,430 --> 03:06:40,549
a dollar emoji that took me a long time
because i'm not very quick at finding emoj...

1660
03:06:40,549 --> 03:06:47,379
you oh i don't see the dollar oh it says
venmo dollar in the text i got well i sent...

1661
03:06:47,379 --> 03:06:54,020
emoji and i said with interest i love it
Period. By the way, Tim Pool.

1662
03:06:54,180 --> 03:06:58,959
I want money and I will suckle whatever I
need to suckle to get it.

1663
03:06:59,059 --> 03:07:03,920
And I got it. Who's suckling for money?

1664
03:07:04,020 --> 03:07:08,180
That was Tim Pool saying. Was he saying that
about himself or was he referring to someo...

1665
03:07:08,280 --> 03:07:15,100
So that clip, he was being facetious and he
was mocking someone else.

1666
03:07:15,239 --> 03:07:21,079
But I use it as a humorous. You're seeing how
the sausage is made.

1667
03:07:21,180 --> 03:07:26,280
Never pay Paul. Thank you, but it's too late.
Paul, pay me back with interest.

1668
03:07:26,379 --> 03:07:30,520
No, just kidding. Don't do that. We'll keep
that. Never pay Paul?

1669
03:07:30,620 --> 03:07:36,399
No. Stop it. S and silly. I sent him $30.

1670
03:07:36,399 --> 03:07:43,540
01. So basically, S and silly paid me. Thank
you.

1671
03:07:43,639 --> 03:07:47,000
He paid your tab. Thank you, S and silly.

1672
03:07:47,120 --> 03:07:51,180
Can I get my Super Chats back if I lose?
because I'm up to $10 now, but I got outbid.

1673
03:07:51,340 --> 03:07:54,989
Mandatory, the ship has sailed. Paul got
$30.01 tonight.

1674
03:07:55,100 --> 03:07:58,180
This is his most profitable stream, and it's
not even his. Hell yeah.

1675
03:07:58,180 --> 03:08:02,100
Good for you. Actually, I made... Paul of the
Year.

1676
03:08:02,100 --> 03:08:07,440
Hell yeah. Paul of the Year! In July. That is
an unprecedented Paul of the Year win.

1677
03:08:07,659 --> 03:08:11,540
It's just my birthday month. Yeah. Do I have
that in my calendar?

1678
03:08:11,639 --> 03:08:14,780
No, you don't. You know how I know? Because
I...

1679
03:08:14,780 --> 03:08:18,239
Has it already happened? I've known you for
how many years?

1680
03:08:18,520 --> 03:08:22,739
I don't know. I've known you for 17 years. I
don't know how many years. You've never as...

1681
03:08:22,840 --> 03:08:31,639
I'm sorry. When is it? I don't actually
reveal my birthday publicly.

1682
03:08:31,739 --> 03:08:35,319
Text it to me. Text it to me. I'll kill you
if you don't.

1683
03:08:35,319 --> 03:08:39,219
I know where you live. On what street? And I
will do it.

1684
03:08:39,219 --> 03:08:46,100
Why not? For the plot. How? You literally
Google Maps your house to me one time.

1685
03:08:46,200 --> 03:08:53,079
I did? Yeah. I mean, I didn't like save it
but i could probably figure it out i'll ju...

1686
03:08:53,079 --> 03:08:59,700
you home you could you know did you know that
there's um seven wawas uh okay

1687
03:08:59,700 --> 03:09:06,420
i'll do some stakeouts i'll do that thing
where that like that lady who wore that i'...

1688
03:09:06,639 --> 03:09:13,190
waiting you know you are muted by the way no
i i just mouthed the word what what

1689
03:09:13,190 --> 03:09:20,459
after you said diaper in my car no the lady
you remember i remember the astronaut was ...

1690
03:09:20,559 --> 03:09:27,569
did she go to space or was it like dei did
she actually go to space

1691
03:09:27,569 --> 03:09:34,459
chat chat i hate when people i hate when
people refer to the chat as chat i'm like ...

1692
03:09:34,610 --> 03:09:41,260
username because y'all have funny fucking
usernames how do you refer okay so how do ...

1693
03:09:41,260 --> 03:09:48,020
69 tell me about your opinions of the world
you know or whatever hey did you know

1694
03:09:48,020 --> 03:09:55,049
that the guy who asked croc how to break into
will stancil's house

1695
03:09:55,059 --> 03:10:02,649
to who asked croc dance uh to sexually banned
from uh you are breaking

1696
03:10:02,649 --> 03:10:09,200
up you're you're breaking up at like the most
like important part of

1697
03:10:09,200 --> 03:10:15,969
the show um i streamed just disconnected and
reconnected a few times i think it's my fa...

1698
03:10:15,969 --> 03:10:22,760
i think okay all right say it again are we
good test test wait kino copter or whatever

1699
03:10:22,760 --> 03:10:29,370
his name kino yeah kino copter got but he's
the guy uh he just told me i know i rememb...

1700
03:10:29,370 --> 03:10:35,870
that we were gonna be friends we're gonna be
kind of racist friends together which is i...

1701
03:10:35,870 --> 03:10:42,899
we're all kind of racist together that's my
new thing we're all kind of racist but it'...

1702
03:10:42,899 --> 03:10:49,420
no but you're kind of racist no you just
gotta own it i'm not yeah you are we

1703
03:10:49,420 --> 03:10:56,090
all are it's fine it's normal anyway sure if
everyone's kind of racist then

1704
03:10:56,090 --> 03:11:01,639
no one is it's fun it's whimsical well some
people are more racist than others.

1705
03:11:01,639 --> 03:11:05,979
I know, but like everyone's kind of racist.
So like it's normal to be kind of racist.

1706
03:11:05,979 --> 03:11:10,959
I mean, I've always said that. Everyone is at
least a little racist.

1707
03:11:11,059 --> 03:11:14,420
And it's just, it's a part of like... Well,
you just denied being racist altogether.

1708
03:11:14,520 --> 03:11:21,879
Let's be honest here. Yeah, because that's
what I'm supposed to say. Dance for your...

1709
03:11:21,979 --> 03:11:30,219
Pull these strings. Pull these strings.
That's from a movie.

1710
03:11:30,440 --> 03:11:35,260
I know you don't get the reference. It sounds
like something about Nazis, is it?

1711
03:11:35,500 --> 03:11:41,219
No, it's Ed Wood. A great movie. Why does Ed
have wood?

1712
03:11:41,319 --> 03:11:47,829
Because he's horny. Why does Will Stancil
look like a female

1713
03:11:47,829 --> 03:11:53,899
-to-male trans person? Is he? Because of the
soy.

1714
03:11:54,000 --> 03:11:58,020
Because of his diet. No, but is he a woman?
For realsies?

1715
03:11:58,110 --> 03:12:01,219
He kind of looks like it. He has like
estrogen face for real.

1716
03:12:01,319 --> 03:12:09,450
You know what he eats the most of? I don't
know anything about him because I don't...

1717
03:12:09,690 --> 03:12:15,579
I actually don't know a lot about Will
Stancil because he's like kind of politica...

1718
03:12:15,680 --> 03:12:20,899
He ran for Minnesota or something? He's like
retarded and people like to make fun of hi...

1719
03:12:21,340 --> 03:12:28,139
And if he were smart and not retarded, he
could absolutely be making a killing and r...

1720
03:12:28,139 --> 03:12:33,979
, you know, but he doesn't do that. He like
shuts down his comments, which means he's ...

1721
03:12:34,129 --> 03:12:39,040
Be in it for the money. If you're going to
fight with people on Twitter, cash out on it.

1722
03:12:39,139 --> 03:12:45,840
If anyone in the audience does not know who
we're talking about, he's

1723
03:12:45,840 --> 03:12:51,399
the guy who Grock wanted to rape. Your last
show was about it.

1724
03:12:51,500 --> 03:12:55,409
Remember when they... Wasn't it like the Bin
Laden guy?

1725
03:12:55,520 --> 03:12:59,340
The guy who shot Bin Laden who was like, I
would turn Harry Sisson into my concubine.

1726
03:12:59,440 --> 03:13:06,100
Yes. I saw someone on Twitter replaced his
name with Grok, and it

1727
03:13:06,100 --> 03:13:12,629
still made total sense. That's great. He
said, if this were the ancient times, you...

1728
03:13:12,629 --> 03:13:18,979
be a concubine and you would get fucked. And
then like, that's a very odd thing to say.

1729
03:13:19,239 --> 03:13:26,030
is a player apparently he's got yes oh that
was like that was like

1730
03:13:26,030 --> 03:13:32,780
his oh yeah he's like fucking all the bitches
right i guess bitches um

1731
03:13:32,889 --> 03:13:39,840
yes i did see that harry alpha just posted on
twitter will stancil raped by robots nick...

1732
03:13:39,840 --> 03:13:46,659
to malaysia i got what i voted for wait
what's happening with nick adams what...

1733
03:13:46,659 --> 03:13:53,579
you what happened so there's an alpha male uh
influencer probably learned everything fro...

1734
03:13:53,680 --> 03:14:00,319
hell yeah anyway he's uh by the way is the
big dig academy for aspiring alphas if you

1735
03:14:00,420 --> 03:14:06,989
are a beta cuck join my discord and i'll
teach you how to be a man how do i be

1736
03:14:06,989 --> 03:14:13,940
a man but but so this alpha male influencer
just got uh nominated to be the ambassador

1737
03:14:13,940 --> 03:14:20,579
to malaysia how do i be a man Lauren um I
don't know I don't think you

1738
03:14:20,579 --> 03:14:27,100
have it yeah you have to buy you have to buy
my course that's like a billion dollars

1739
03:14:27,200 --> 03:14:33,750
and then I'm like you have it or you don't
bitch if you have to ask you'll never know...

1740
03:14:33,750 --> 03:14:40,750
yeah you did I paid for it with my finger in
the ear have a face turn what just

1741
03:14:40,750 --> 03:14:47,340
say my bitch face what my bitchy face turn
with my finger man that's so

1742
03:14:47,440 --> 03:14:54,239
that's like childish i'm sorry genuinely i
didn't see it because i don't actually see...

1743
03:14:54,239 --> 03:15:00,860
about i'm still stuck in the buckies mentally
all right oh you did we never left the...

1744
03:15:00,860 --> 03:15:07,450
in that car crash and we're in purgatory and
buckies i'm in hell will stancil actually...

1745
03:15:07,450 --> 03:15:14,149
to talk about being raped what you didn't
watch this no that's funny i might have

1746
03:15:14,149 --> 03:15:20,989
posted it to your i have been taking care of
my family today yes paul oh also

1747
03:15:21,110 --> 03:15:27,989
by the way uh coming up here in a couple
weeks uh the 30th potentially the 29

1748
03:15:27,989 --> 03:15:34,659
th and the 31st there may or may not be a
show Papa L is having a surgery and I am...

1749
03:15:34,659 --> 03:15:41,530
be there with him until he tells me please
leave me alone and I leave so it could be...

1750
03:15:41,530 --> 03:15:48,139
the 29th maybe not the 31st he probably it
depends it's not like it depends you know it

1751
03:15:48,139 --> 03:15:54,739
's not it's not like a huge deal but it's not
nothing so there I hope for the

1752
03:15:54,799 --> 03:16:01,350
best it's he is fine but it is a surgery that
he's got to get but he's

1753
03:16:01,350 --> 03:16:07,889
not like the surgery is always scary right i
got my tonsils out when i was like five

1754
03:16:08,120 --> 03:16:14,770
and it turns out you're not supposed to do
that i'm glad you're okay yeah why don't y...

1755
03:16:14,770 --> 03:16:21,340
me too i actually don't really get like i
used to get strep throat and i would stop...

1756
03:16:21,340 --> 03:16:27,940
the middle of the night my mom would like
sleep in a chair next to my bed for like t...

1757
03:16:27,940 --> 03:16:34,639
like apparently there's like a like size
rating rating for tonsils right and mine were

1758
03:16:34,639 --> 03:16:41,360
bigger than the largest size on like the
fucking size chart they truly were slowly...

1759
03:16:41,569 --> 03:16:48,229
me uh so they probably did need to come out
but like they also remove like my adenoids...

1760
03:16:48,229 --> 03:16:54,860
that i think i need but i don't get strep so
there's that

1761
03:16:54,860 --> 03:17:01,360
i know that's a really interesting story i
will tell it again if you want i was in...

1762
03:17:01,360 --> 03:17:07,979
ahead my brother was in my brother was
jealous because i got to eat ice cream for...

1763
03:17:07,979 --> 03:17:14,500
face removed surgically it's part that you're
better off without it i mean

1764
03:17:14,530 --> 03:17:21,139
it actually is kind of if you go back and
watch like videos of me before i guess wha...

1765
03:17:21,579 --> 03:17:28,329
grade seven before that if you watch like
home videos my voice is like mushy and like

1766
03:17:28,329 --> 03:17:34,940
it's clear that i cannot breathe so again
they probably needed to come out but now...

1767
03:17:34,940 --> 03:17:41,620
back in the 1997 they were like yeah fuck it
got them out the dark ages hell yeah bette...

1768
03:17:41,620 --> 03:17:48,239
than like you know my ovaries when i was like
13 because i'm like i don't know i don

1769
03:17:48,239 --> 03:17:54,780
't know if i want to be a girl anymore
because i was emo and writing in my live...

1770
03:17:54,780 --> 03:18:01,450
just hey listen i was so susceptible to
everything around me i'm pretty sure i wou...

1771
03:18:01,450 --> 03:18:08,329
like a non-binary phase as a teenager
absolutely would have and i would have bee...

1772
03:18:08,329 --> 03:18:15,069
because i had vegetarian phases as a teen i
did i i had a vegetarian phase and all i d...

1773
03:18:15,069 --> 03:18:24,420
cheese sticks mozzarella sticks And you made
your family like everyone had to accommoda...

1774
03:18:24,540 --> 03:18:31,139
It was a new me. It did not last. And I was,
you know, I would have.

1775
03:18:31,319 --> 03:18:36,030
So some fun facts. I have an older brother.
He's two years older than me.

1776
03:18:36,159 --> 03:18:42,790
And when I was little, I tried to pee out of
my belly button standing up because I saw,...

1777
03:18:42,790 --> 03:18:46,879
, I saw my brother peeing. And I was like, so
that's how you pee.

1778
03:18:47,479 --> 03:18:54,120
And so I try to pee out of my belly button
standing up because, you know, and I...

1779
03:18:54,120 --> 03:19:00,879
fucking like trans housing, munchausen mom
saw that she would absolutely be like, you...

1780
03:19:00,979 --> 03:19:04,920
Put her on, put her on testosterone. Fuck it.

1781
03:19:05,020 --> 03:19:08,079
You lifted up your shirt and then you peed
your pants.

1782
03:19:08,260 --> 03:19:11,780
No, I don't think I was like two or three.

1783
03:19:11,879 --> 03:19:14,940
OK, so mind you, even if I did pee my pants,
it's acceptable.

1784
03:19:15,180 --> 03:19:21,860
First of all, sweaty. Write that down. but i
i will i thought he was peeing out of his...

1785
03:19:21,979 --> 03:19:29,030
't actually know i don't think i did because
i feel like he would tell me that because ...

1786
03:19:29,030 --> 03:19:36,090
my mom and i feel like what a rat yeah well
brothers man no loyalty

1787
03:19:36,090 --> 03:19:42,959
no loyalty oh no we still like he has two
beautiful children a wife i have

1788
03:19:42,959 --> 03:19:49,659
a cat we will he is two years older than than
me almost to the like we're same month two...

1789
03:19:49,809 --> 03:19:56,379
apart uh we will still get into like less
aggressive but this fights as adults

1790
03:19:56,829 --> 03:20:03,500
well you gotta you gotta fight a lot we'll
start sparring you know we would beat

1791
03:20:03,500 --> 03:20:10,079
the shit out of each other's children um just
absolutely beat the shit out of each other...

1792
03:20:10,129 --> 03:20:16,659
sister oh as children I heard something
different Ew No I heard we would

1793
03:20:16,659 --> 03:20:23,229
beat the shit out of each other's children
I'm like what? My niece and nephew are lik...

1794
03:20:23,229 --> 03:20:29,760
most beautiful pure and precious thing on
this earth Okay I like heard my niece take...

1795
03:20:29,989 --> 03:20:36,739
first day alive on this earth And I was like
life has changed forever And that was not...

1796
03:20:36,739 --> 03:20:43,370
know But it was just like a new baby you have
a niece now yeah it changed

1797
03:20:43,370 --> 03:20:50,739
everything babies are amazing they're just
little just so great you

1798
03:20:50,739 --> 03:20:58,030
know i do know you ever tried to pee out your
belly

1799
03:20:58,659 --> 03:21:05,309
button chat no hey chat but seriously think
about that if the wrong

1800
03:21:05,309 --> 03:21:11,819
mother had seen saw that in today's day age i
just was trying to i was just trying to le...

1801
03:21:11,840 --> 03:21:18,590
my environment a mother would absolutely be
like my child is trans how dare you i'm li...

1802
03:21:18,729 --> 03:21:25,319
retarded i'm just two yeah that is something
i've thought a lot about like what if i

1803
03:21:25,319 --> 03:21:32,180
was born 20 years later or 20 years earlier
like how would i have been a different

1804
03:21:32,180 --> 03:21:39,680
person how did my generation my birth date
affect me like so i was my age group.

1805
03:21:39,780 --> 03:21:43,860
You would be a really unbearable boomer.
Early 80s birth date.

1806
03:21:43,959 --> 03:21:49,559
I'm an unbearable millennial. No, you're not.

1807
03:21:49,659 --> 03:21:56,129
Okay, an unbearable genzelennial? No, you're
a millennial.

1808
03:21:56,129 --> 03:22:00,219
You're fine. You're not unbearable. You're
Paul of the Year.

1809
03:22:00,319 --> 03:22:09,180
Act like it. The unbearables. Paul Leavable.

1810
03:22:09,180 --> 03:22:17,860
I'm Paul the Year. Anyway, yeah, I think a
lot about that because I was the first...

1811
03:22:17,959 --> 03:22:24,700
I think that really paved my roboting.

1812
03:22:24,770 --> 03:22:29,620
A little bit, but it's because I accidentally
pulled up a screen in front of your face f...

1813
03:22:29,659 --> 03:22:33,659
I'm going to do Pills on Foxhole while I'm
thinking about it. No, you're good now.

1814
03:22:33,659 --> 03:22:37,479
You're good. Let's do it. Pills on Foxhole.

1815
03:22:37,540 --> 03:22:42,760
No, it's just... Did you win? I usually click
it a couple minutes before I try to do the...

1816
03:22:42,860 --> 03:22:47,649
Because it is 1230. Absolutely. Because
that's the exciting moment on Fox...

1817
03:22:47,790 --> 03:22:52,899
I gotta get back on Foxhole. It's been a
while. Get your scratch-offs, you casuals.

1818
03:22:53,000 --> 03:22:56,659
Is that something we still call people? As
like a...

1819
03:22:56,760 --> 03:22:59,840
Yes. You filthy casuals, get your
scratch-offs.

1820
03:22:59,950 --> 03:23:03,760
I don't know. Filthy? I thought that was
cool. Just casual.

1821
03:23:03,860 --> 03:23:10,899
Casual Friday tomorrow. cool which is
snoopy's alter ego that wears a leather

1822
03:23:10,899 --> 03:23:17,729
jacket is casual i wrote down two things to
talk about what so i do have

1823
03:23:17,899 --> 03:23:24,409
one more thing the howie mandel thing all
right you mentioned that earlier i think n...

1824
03:23:24,409 --> 03:23:31,129
think we watched it we don't need to watch it
that's very explicit that's for grown...

1825
03:23:31,200 --> 03:23:38,219
a noose inside out listen chat listen chat
all right so the day lauren uh watched that

1826
03:23:38,219 --> 03:23:45,030
video she she's not really i'll tell you a
little bit about lauren she doesn't really...

1827
03:23:45,040 --> 03:23:51,600
a lot she doesn't really like she's not a
chatty kathy like i am um but she i use up...

1828
03:23:51,600 --> 03:23:58,670
battery on the show yeah i get it and i'm and
then i don't talk to anybody for like

1829
03:23:58,670 --> 03:24:05,280
a day and um okay so but but so to my
surprise she texts me like three

1830
03:24:05,370 --> 03:24:12,180
four five times in a row like 15 minutes
before her show what she's like

1831
03:24:12,180 --> 03:24:19,079
check this video out he he says is this a
covet thing and then like three messages

1832
03:24:19,190 --> 03:24:25,719
she's just don't type in hh ha ha ha or i
don't remember how you said it but you wer...

1833
03:24:25,930 --> 03:24:32,930
at this video it's the most it's it was so
funny it's covid related on my phone is it...

1834
03:24:32,940 --> 03:24:39,649
related howie mandel don't look it up oh i
did oh my god it was in 2022 you said

1835
03:24:39,649 --> 03:24:46,389
wait you looked it up subjects sri lanka
dutch farmers shinzo abe kamala word salad...

1836
03:24:46,389 --> 03:24:52,920
brain decay tiktok cringe random twitter
cringe And I said, I've got Howie Mandel...

1837
03:24:52,920 --> 03:24:58,100
a prolapsed asshole asking if it's COVID
related. LOL. You said, LOL, WTF.

1838
03:24:58,100 --> 03:25:02,049
And then I sent you the video. And then I
said, very sorry. You said, I'll react live.

1839
03:25:02,049 --> 03:25:08,920
And I said, but this is a 100 percent real
XD. I can't show the actual prolapsed assh...

1840
03:25:09,020 --> 03:25:12,540
You said, ugh, ha ha ha ha ha. And I said, is
this COVID related?

1841
03:25:12,639 --> 03:25:15,700
Question mark, question mark, question mark.
LMFAO with a lot of O's.

1842
03:25:15,959 --> 03:25:22,860
OMG, I have to dry my hair. I'll see you
soon. Are you showing Shinzo Abe...

1843
03:25:22,959 --> 03:25:26,379
Okay, see ya. And I said, yeah, that should
be okay. I haven't seen it yet.

1844
03:25:26,479 --> 03:25:30,340
You ready, boy? That's the pre-show chat.

1845
03:25:30,440 --> 03:25:38,659
Yep. Right at the same time. We were doing a
show. Howie Mandel is making videos with a...

1846
03:25:38,750 --> 03:25:46,799
I remember that. We were doing a show. It was
over StreamYard, but you weren't broadcast...

1847
03:25:46,899 --> 03:25:53,680
Anyway, I was Elle's co-host. every saturday
and i used to at midnight technical...

1848
03:25:53,680 --> 03:26:00,219
the show all the time but i used to freak out
anytime any one of them would happen and n...

1849
03:26:00,219 --> 03:26:07,430
that was a problem shanghai sucks tbh
everyone uses it so whatever because

1850
03:26:07,579 --> 03:26:14,459
it's easy mode it sucks and you could argue
that so streamrards great

1851
03:26:14,459 --> 03:26:19,989
for guests But you can do everything
StreamYard does over Discord or Zoom.

1852
03:26:20,309 --> 03:26:26,899
I don't want my guests to be on easy mode. I
want them to have to solve a puzzle in an

1853
03:26:27,350 --> 03:26:33,700
amount of time that if they don't solve it,
they explode on that spaceship with the...

1854
03:26:33,799 --> 03:26:37,579
It depends on the guest. And then they don't
come on the show.

1855
03:26:37,680 --> 03:26:46,280
Because they exploded in space in 1979.
There's some people you would make...

1856
03:26:46,920 --> 03:26:53,739
who okay alex jones wants to come on i don't
think i would like to have him on the show

1857
03:26:53,920 --> 03:27:00,500
you what wait you said you wouldn't i would
talk over literally anyone i don't care how

1858
03:27:00,600 --> 03:27:07,329
important they are because i talk over people
that's why donald trump wants to come on t...

1859
03:27:07,329 --> 03:27:13,899
zoom he would talk over me so it'd be perfect
we'd just be yelling at each over each oth...

1860
03:27:14,059 --> 03:27:20,659
not at each other it's like car talk that
show where like the guys from new jersey...

1861
03:27:20,760 --> 03:27:27,579
my dad loved it too i think it went off the
air like 15 years ago ratchet and clank no...

1862
03:27:27,750 --> 03:27:34,329
a video game something ratchet and clank no
they had no their names were something lik...

1863
03:27:34,329 --> 03:27:40,829
ratchet and clank was a video game though
correct also banjo kazooie was a video game

1864
03:27:40,829 --> 03:27:47,620
well okay there's a lot of video games out
there paul there's many video games you kn...

1865
03:27:47,620 --> 03:27:54,450
game how many of them you're playing on gamer
voice checkmate liberals okay wolfenstein...

1866
03:27:54,450 --> 03:28:01,149
to hitlertown oh my god video game jack
lauren after you're done

1867
03:28:01,309 --> 03:28:08,120
uh l with your skyrim playthrough i was gonna
start it last night but then papa l got...

1868
03:28:08,120 --> 03:28:14,790
flu no literally like no problem my dad gets
sick i go take care of him that's it sorry

1869
03:28:14,790 --> 03:28:21,309
um dad's always gonna come over y'all sorry
yeah and the rankings uh that is

1870
03:28:21,350 --> 03:28:28,659
true i forgot what i was gonna say uh after i
do skyrim no you should play whatever

1871
03:28:29,100 --> 03:28:35,989
game i was thinking of rash and clank yeah no
you should play um yeah rash and clank i...

1872
03:28:35,989 --> 03:28:42,510
what i was about to say sorry for talking
over you see that's why i can't have on i...

1873
03:28:42,510 --> 03:28:49,120
is so rude because let's i love the people
who watch you're not rude no you're not ru...

1874
03:28:49,120 --> 03:28:55,920
want to talk over you right now it's your
fucking show you have the right to talk ov...

1875
03:28:55,920 --> 03:29:02,579
it's most of the same people who watch the
show regularly every now and then we have ...

1876
03:29:02,579 --> 03:29:09,389
stuck around i love it i love new people i
like the lurkers too i know you're there s...

1877
03:29:09,389 --> 03:29:15,969
down the road and you can't chat and that's
fine again i if you're not chatting i just...

1878
03:29:15,969 --> 03:29:22,729
that you agree with which is let's be honest
gosh darn near everything you're like yeah...

1879
03:29:22,889 --> 03:29:29,600
the road you're like yeah out loud i i just
imagine that you're all cheering me on...

1880
03:29:29,600 --> 03:29:36,420
that or you know you're a bot beep boop i
watch a lot of shows

1881
03:29:36,420 --> 03:29:43,290
uh and i don't chat do you go do you go yeah
when sometimes yeah

1882
03:29:43,290 --> 03:29:50,360
yeah i don't know i'm not even kidding i lurk
everywhere on the internet

1883
03:29:50,360 --> 03:29:56,979
except for in our little like spaces like
i'll lurk plenty of places and i do you wa...

1884
03:29:56,979 --> 03:30:03,750
and that's just like not talk i haven't
watched a show in a while but i haven't kn...

1885
03:30:03,750 --> 03:30:10,620
have lied i'm sorry do you want i don't lie i
try not to lie anymore as like you should...

1886
03:30:10,790 --> 03:30:17,389
't i haven't known you were streaming text me
text my cellular phone okay all right next

1887
03:30:17,659 --> 03:30:24,239
time it'll be like i am streaming in eta 30
minutes give me some give me some heads up...

1888
03:30:24,239 --> 03:30:30,750
i make sure i might show up i will do that
i'll try uh i'll be right back

1889
03:30:31,030 --> 03:30:37,559
okay unless you need my help to talk about
something no we're gonna talk

1890
03:30:37,559 --> 03:30:44,489
about you when you leave though hold on let
me turn the sound on on my phone this guy...

1891
03:30:44,489 --> 03:30:51,200
a oh what a a guy who bought me a sandwich
and let me yell

1892
03:30:51,200 --> 03:30:57,700
at him at buckies what an asshole anyways
that's your friend paul if you never met him

1893
03:30:57,959 --> 03:31:05,209
uh paul show is paul's wonderful uh paul does
a great show i just don't know that they'r...

1894
03:31:05,209 --> 03:31:11,840
when they're happening i think i disable
notifications for like everything and then

1895
03:31:11,840 --> 03:31:18,379
i'm like i never know things are happening
but i get irrationally angry when i get to...

1896
03:31:18,379 --> 03:31:25,020
them all out so i'd rather just get none and
then complain that i didn't get a...

1897
03:31:25,020 --> 03:31:31,559
you know oh it's a win-win for me as a woman
on the internet uh he'd a guy paul's

1898
03:31:31,590 --> 03:31:38,170
wonderful he's a wonderful person we've known
each other for many many years he used to ...

1899
03:31:38,170 --> 03:31:44,790
i was lauren southern he doesn't actually but
that was his bit when we first were like w...

1900
03:31:44,930 --> 03:31:51,579
establishing himself as the reply guy of the
chat i was teasing you yeah but i thought ...

1901
03:31:51,579 --> 03:31:58,129
because sometimes i'm a little retarded and i
take things very literally so i was like w...

1902
03:31:58,129 --> 03:32:04,840
'm not canadian i'm like wait a minute i want
all my super chats back well because you k...

1903
03:32:04,840 --> 03:32:11,420
was lauren southern so i felt bad i was like
i need to clarify you're sending money to ...

1904
03:32:11,420 --> 03:32:16,370
a lady in alabama okay thank you i am
southern and you're You're not Lauren Chen?

1905
03:32:16,520 --> 03:32:22,059
No, but... Free my girl. She didn't do
nothing wrong.

1906
03:32:22,159 --> 03:32:27,840
You're not Laura Logan? I forget. Wait, she's
the Fox News blonde lady, right?

1907
03:32:27,940 --> 03:32:31,209
She's the one that blocked me, and I don't
know why. What'd you do? Nothing.

1908
03:32:31,209 --> 03:32:38,819
I've never interacted with her. Well, it's
probably because you're a man who sniffs...

1909
03:32:38,920 --> 03:32:42,680
It's pretty gross. It has nothing to do with
anything. Well, it's gross.

1910
03:32:45,479 --> 03:32:49,459
You don't need a block. Whatever. Men like to
share rotten smells together.

1911
03:32:49,559 --> 03:32:52,750
Why do y'all do it? Why, Paul?

1912
03:32:53,010 --> 03:32:56,299
I don't. The people. No, you have before.
What are you talking about?

1913
03:32:56,399 --> 03:33:02,879
No, that's a team building exercise that men
do. The only smell thing is like, smell th...

1914
03:33:03,139 --> 03:33:06,440
It smells like cinnamon. And then you smash
the person's face in the cake.

1915
03:33:06,559 --> 03:33:12,180
Okay. Whatever. I don't know what you're
talking about.

1916
03:33:12,280 --> 03:33:15,780
You're talking about men like to smell bad
smells together.

1917
03:33:15,850 --> 03:33:21,719
If a man smells something that smells
disgusting, he will call his other friends...

1918
03:33:21,819 --> 03:33:28,680
I would not do that. Chat, would you? Call
one in the chat if you would do that.

1919
03:33:28,780 --> 03:33:33,739
It's like a generalization of a certain age
range.

1920
03:33:33,790 --> 03:33:37,790
I don't think older men would do it. I'd say
like 45 and under, maybe.

1921
03:33:37,899 --> 03:33:44,469
45 and under? Closer you get to like 35 and
under, almost definite no yeah i

1922
03:33:44,489 --> 03:33:51,479
'm not gonna say how old i am because that's
an identity paul is 62

1923
03:33:51,680 --> 03:33:58,290
doesn't he look great somebody somebody he's
the oldest millennial ever so i so i was...

1924
03:33:58,290 --> 03:34:04,819
discord as i often do join l's discord i've
been trying to do i've been trying to make...

1925
03:34:04,979 --> 03:34:11,690
getting great i've been trying to not have
existential dread about hanging out she on...

1926
03:34:11,690 --> 03:34:18,409
if you want or tag me if you post in a
different chat about something you want me...

1927
03:34:18,409 --> 03:34:24,950
i want to tag you in every single one i will
ban you no you won't i'll ban you no you...

1928
03:34:24,950 --> 03:34:31,559
have mod powers over me only i don't i don't
think i think claire has like the keys to ...

1929
03:34:31,559 --> 03:34:38,120
ire could just like kill the whole thing if
she wanted to but she would never and i lo...

1930
03:34:38,120 --> 03:34:44,639
if you if you ban me i'll ask claire to ban
the whole server claire would never she

1931
03:34:44,639 --> 03:34:51,459
's my rider die sorry girl power girls power
girls rule boys drool or whatever you

1932
03:34:51,459 --> 03:34:58,219
know did you say girls rule boys rule girls
rule boys drool you didn't say

1933
03:34:58,440 --> 03:35:04,969
drool you said rule we both rule that's my
whole thing when people argue in chat like...

1934
03:35:05,139 --> 03:35:11,700
'm like yeah men are from mars and women are
from venus i learned that from a book titl...

1935
03:35:11,700 --> 03:35:18,399
my parents both had after they divorced you
know it taught me nothing because i only r...

1936
03:35:18,399 --> 03:35:25,799
was like damn i bet they're i bet they're
growing as people after reading that L rea...

1937
03:35:25,799 --> 03:35:33,739
and the synopsis of a book book reviews I was
about to make

1938
03:35:34,000 --> 03:35:41,459
a racist joke I mean you encouraged me to be
racist earlier

1939
03:35:41,659 --> 03:35:48,290
so let's hear it we're all kind of racist you
don't have to be it's like you got to be...

1940
03:35:48,290 --> 03:35:54,829
ful with it because tasteful racism is fun
for everyone involved it's like oh can i h...

1941
03:35:54,829 --> 03:36:01,790
great coupon and then you just drop the
n-word hard r you know right i would watch

1942
03:36:01,799 --> 03:36:08,579
that commercial excuse me n-word do you have
any gray coupon and just like

1943
03:36:08,739 --> 03:36:15,649
say it nonchalantly the con connie west just
like buy like super bowl ads of like the l...

1944
03:36:15,649 --> 03:36:22,190
i actually never watched those because i
don't actually care what he's doing but...

1945
03:36:22,190 --> 03:36:28,950
of him at the doctor's office after he got
gassed with nitrous oxide oh i can't remember

1946
03:36:28,950 --> 03:36:36,129
what the super bowl ad was about it was about
like hey i'm kanye and i want attention

1947
03:36:36,129 --> 03:36:42,860
i feel bad for him but he is a man who
controls his own destiny

1948
03:36:42,860 --> 03:36:49,530
and if he doesn't then he put himself in that
situation speaking of destiny i don't give a

1949
03:36:49,530 --> 03:36:56,170
shit about steven bonnell i hope he gets
fucking i don't i hope he gets rabies beca...

1950
03:36:56,170 --> 03:37:02,739
urable i think it'd be fun i think it'd be
fun to watch steven bonnell slowly wither...

1951
03:37:02,950 --> 03:37:09,739
a fucking cretin i'm i'm starting to get the
impression you don't like him i think he i...

1952
03:37:09,920 --> 03:37:16,420
there is a video of him it's like one of the
oldest videos on the farm on the kiwi farm...

1953
03:37:16,569 --> 03:37:23,340
there i'll be lurking i'll be reading people
on kiwi farms are crazy in the best way...

1954
03:37:23,340 --> 03:37:29,899
it all one of the first videos of destiny
from like 10 years ago is him like in a vi...

1955
03:37:30,069 --> 03:37:36,670
someone someone starts making good valid
arguments i don't even know what the fucki...

1956
03:37:37,129 --> 03:37:43,870
doing this like like a fucking snake because
he can't handle it because someone's actua...

1957
03:37:43,870 --> 03:37:50,370
video of him on kiwi farms on like page two
go find it and like after that i was like...

1958
03:37:50,370 --> 03:37:56,870
start withering like slithering like he's
like he's like wiggling like a snake in th...

1959
03:37:56,870 --> 03:38:03,520
someone like someone made like a video of it
like no no it's like he can't handle the f...

1960
03:38:03,520 --> 03:38:07,059
like Oh, he's showing, like, cognitive
dissonance.

1961
03:38:07,159 --> 03:38:10,420
He's literally, like, writhing. It's so
weird.

1962
03:38:10,520 --> 03:38:17,030
It's so weird. I don't want to engage with
someone who's, like, that kind of fucking...

1963
03:38:17,030 --> 03:38:21,340
they start, like, physically ticking when
someone, like, is winning an argument agai...

1964
03:38:21,440 --> 03:38:28,059
Okay? That's crazy. That's crazy. So he's
been on – his wife left

1965
03:38:28,489 --> 03:38:35,420
him, and he's been on – and then he started
taking Adderall and his personality changed.

1966
03:38:35,520 --> 03:38:40,440
And that's when he said like, Oh good. Corey
Campadori died.

1967
03:38:40,540 --> 03:38:43,940
Like, you know, that's a new thing. He's an
edgelord. He's an edgelord.

1968
03:38:44,040 --> 03:38:47,399
Right. Like, Oh, I'm so glad so-and-so died.
Wow. Yeah.

1969
03:38:47,579 --> 03:38:52,139
No one's ever been an edgelord on the
internet. Go back to fucking 4chan, faggot.

1970
03:38:52,260 --> 03:38:56,860
Hey, Lauren, someone should have taught those
poor girls how to swim.

1971
03:38:56,959 --> 03:39:00,450
Laugh track. Ha ha. Okay. We get it.

1972
03:39:00,739 --> 03:39:04,559
We've been to the year 1999. We've been to
the year 2003.

1973
03:39:04,659 --> 03:39:10,299
There are some people who are saying that
kind of shit because they're actual demons...

1974
03:39:10,399 --> 03:39:17,200
All of his hatred is of himself, and he does
it because that's what he has distilled

1975
03:39:17,420 --> 03:39:23,889
his own personality that's presented down to,
and he has to perform it.

1976
03:39:24,680 --> 03:39:31,260
he fucking hates himself and that is the
that's honestly the most beautiful fucking...

1977
03:39:31,360 --> 03:39:37,920
and his as his kid starts to get more popular
on the internet he's gonna that's gonna ea...

1978
03:39:37,920 --> 03:39:44,639
he is going to get he's gonna hate watching
that happen it seems like his kid hates hi...

1979
03:39:44,639 --> 03:39:51,389
's a beautiful thing i you know i actually i
do kind of believe in like the karmic...

1980
03:39:51,500 --> 03:39:58,280
of divine comedy god has a great sense of
humor by the way giving him a son that...

1981
03:39:58,520 --> 03:40:05,139
shows him the way that he could be alive and
all of the things that all the time he was...

1982
03:40:05,239 --> 03:40:12,020
faggot on the internet amazing being a
fucking faggot you wasted like your life i...

1983
03:40:12,020 --> 03:40:18,520
what to be the edgelord on in 2025 on twitter
good job yeah it's so

1984
03:40:18,520 --> 03:40:23,520
it's so He's like 35 years old. And he's
like, hey, look at me.

1985
03:40:23,600 --> 03:40:27,680
I can say bad words. It's cool that those
little girls died.

1986
03:40:27,780 --> 03:40:34,440
Wow. It's so fucking cringe. Congratulations.
It's like a fucking

1987
03:40:34,440 --> 03:40:38,959
90s horror slasher movie. You know what I
mean?

1988
03:40:39,059 --> 03:40:42,809
There are people who are genuinely
celebrating it because they're evil demons.

1989
03:40:42,959 --> 03:40:49,579
He's just a husk. he's doing it because he's
he's doing it because he's expected to he

1990
03:40:49,829 --> 03:40:56,579
knows that some people will be like that's a
shitty thing to say no one leaves that...

1991
03:40:56,579 --> 03:41:03,250
ified or actually angry they're just like
stop please it's like it's like watching a...

1992
03:41:03,250 --> 03:41:09,850
organism like respond to external stimuli it
doesn't have a brain but it's like twitchi...

1993
03:41:09,850 --> 03:41:16,590
es when it is like you know it's a little
brain organoid saying i'm glad xyz died...

1994
03:41:16,940 --> 03:41:23,500
who support opposite politics to me you know
belong to that group i nine-year-old

1995
03:41:23,600 --> 03:41:30,479
girls whatever who cares i'm an edgelord i'm
edgy i'm different it's not a phase it's n...

1996
03:41:30,479 --> 03:41:37,129
what he is now just a husk a single cell a
single-celled organism i don't know anythi...

1997
03:41:37,129 --> 03:41:43,930
i don't care i don't care i hope he gets
rabies and dies i hope he gets rabies and ...

1998
03:41:43,930 --> 03:41:50,610
i think that would be very funny for him i
hope the women suing him for revenge porn win

1999
03:41:50,610 --> 03:41:57,430
courts are pretty good on that because what
was it aaron m halt

2000
03:41:57,540 --> 03:42:04,069
what was like the uh like are you up or
whatever site that shit was pretty fucking

2001
03:42:04,069 --> 03:42:10,620
mean like are you up there was an old there
was a website that existed for a long time

2002
03:42:10,620 --> 03:42:17,500
i think it was called like is anyone up or
are you up or something like that and it's...

2003
03:42:17,530 --> 03:42:24,040
like naughty images and videos that like
their ex and then guys who like really

2004
03:42:24,079 --> 03:42:30,690
hated what like either they would like hack
it and get they would like post their name...

2005
03:42:30,709 --> 03:42:37,280
it psychotic okay i think it's not a nice
thing to do to like show your buddies a...

2006
03:42:37,479 --> 03:42:44,139
girlfriend sends you or whatever that's not a
nice thing to do but posting on the intern...

2007
03:42:44,139 --> 03:42:50,770
the best thing to do is to not take a picture
of your boobies and send it to any man it...

2008
03:42:50,770 --> 03:42:57,450
you have a nice stable loving relationship
with your samsung bespoke ai refrigerator...

2009
03:42:57,450 --> 03:43:04,079
who will never let you down i disagree it's
sending pictures to men of your boobies is...

2010
03:43:04,079 --> 03:43:10,899
anyway are you no it's not putting yourself
out there digitally i just want to say eve...

2011
03:43:10,899 --> 03:43:17,489
's nothing private about it pretend like
everyone that you've ever potentially met ...

2012
03:43:17,489 --> 03:43:24,920
to at some point potentially encounter
whatever you're sending all the time all t...

2013
03:43:24,920 --> 03:43:31,799
because at some point it could become like a
data dump and someone who hates you or has...

2014
03:43:31,940 --> 03:43:38,579
shit that's how like you know so don't and
now that like uh facial recognition and stuff

2015
03:43:38,690 --> 03:43:45,680
like that for so many years they're like cam
girls and shit like that would be like qua...

2016
03:43:45,680 --> 03:43:52,200
like facial wrecking like like you can do
that shit now and they'd find out who they...

2017
03:43:52,200 --> 03:43:58,809
'm not saying i don't think that you should
do any sort of sexual favors for money for...

2018
03:43:58,809 --> 03:44:05,440
it's a very predatory industry that young
girls get roped into and i could understan...

2019
03:44:05,489 --> 03:44:12,049
you've fallen into something that's very
detrimental and damaging to your physical...

2020
03:44:12,090 --> 03:44:18,899
getting getting out of it but like the way
that some men treat

2021
03:44:18,899 --> 03:44:25,469
women is not it's not like oh you dumb slut
or what it's it's

2022
03:44:25,469 --> 03:44:32,319
nothing but abject hatred and hope it like
hoping that they get rabies and die

2023
03:44:32,420 --> 03:44:39,200
but like worse you know like some men truly
hate women's existence they want the worst...

2024
03:44:39,379 --> 03:44:45,940
and they would enjoy watching them suffer you
know like truly and those kind of men are ...

2025
03:44:45,940 --> 03:44:53,020
doing this sort of thing they're trying to
blackmail young girls who are again alread...

2026
03:44:53,020 --> 03:44:59,670
and then they like some fucking like it's one
day lifetime movie star you know

2027
03:44:59,719 --> 03:45:06,379
uh comes and like takes advantage of it like
that's the kind of shit like and i think...

2028
03:45:06,520 --> 03:45:13,190
anyone who's ever found to be like part of
that sort of like blackmail like should be...

2029
03:45:13,590 --> 03:45:20,569
yeah i've heard horror stories about that of
young girls it's a it's a it's an it's an...

2030
03:45:20,569 --> 03:45:27,360
that's built on grooming that's already
horrible and it it's already evil the peop...

2031
03:45:27,360 --> 03:45:34,079
advantage of someone who's in a vulnerable
state trying to get out of it you should b...

2032
03:45:34,079 --> 03:45:40,670
to be honest now i would do it actually i
don't think i would be able to pull the...

2033
03:45:40,860 --> 03:45:47,399
fucking dare you oh i would shoot you in the
face and i would not i try to like like so...

2034
03:45:47,399 --> 03:45:55,389
fucking birdshot or something there you go
yeah in minecraft

2035
03:45:56,090 --> 03:46:02,809
no in real life no in real life skin you and
award that

2036
03:46:03,040 --> 03:46:09,559
young lady a coat have you been following the
hassan drama no i know you have i don

2037
03:46:09,559 --> 03:46:16,290
't care it's so funny if it's funny like
sometimes i'll catch it but like i whateve...

2038
03:46:16,290 --> 03:46:22,850
are like who draw i don't have that thing in
my brain i wish i did kind of you're a wom...

2039
03:46:22,850 --> 03:46:29,559
should love gossip why do i love gossip
gossip but like not internet gossip

2040
03:46:29,659 --> 03:46:36,409
like not internet people gossip who the fuck
cares like if someone

2041
03:46:36,409 --> 03:46:43,110
was like oh did you do it some bitch i know
i'm a fucking retard in alabama i would be...

2042
03:46:43,139 --> 03:46:50,159
cares why do you care guys dm dm me some the
only time i ever cared about

2043
03:46:50,159 --> 03:46:56,799
any internet drama was when sydney watson
brought up the cuck article that was the...

2044
03:46:56,799 --> 03:47:05,190
on the internet in a million That was so
funny. That was so funny because then peop...

2045
03:47:05,440 --> 03:47:11,440
And he's writing like alpha bro articles.
What? That was a beautiful time.

2046
03:47:11,520 --> 03:47:16,010
I want money. Tim Pool, shut up for a second.

2047
03:47:16,120 --> 03:47:19,930
Like, would you? Would you ever? Yeah, I'd do
it.

2048
03:47:19,959 --> 03:47:26,219
$100. $50. $30. I'll do it for free.

2049
03:47:26,440 --> 03:47:32,239
Fuck it. Watch the streaming after Elle.
Watch me take a dildo.

2050
03:47:32,340 --> 03:47:40,559
It was not a tiny one. You cannot. How big
was it?

2051
03:47:40,659 --> 03:47:46,680
You cannot sit on like a donkey wiener with
your booty and then be like, here's how to...

2052
03:47:46,780 --> 03:47:50,489
Join my alpha bro club and pay me money and
I'll teach you.

2053
03:47:50,680 --> 03:47:55,500
The way you become an alpha man is you take
the biggest dildo.

2054
03:47:55,600 --> 03:48:02,760
Take it up the butt. for money on the
internet and pose like a little sissy bitch

2055
03:48:02,760 --> 03:48:09,340
while you do it it's it's it's it's secret
it's because i am embracing it as a man an...

2056
03:48:09,340 --> 03:48:15,920
a it's a traditionally emasculating thing
it's actually the most masculine thing a m...

2057
03:48:16,020 --> 03:48:22,799
willingly that is true alpha bro material
getting railed in the asshole because i wa...

2058
03:48:23,040 --> 03:48:29,920
it give me a million dollars join my club
it's called the liminal order and we secretly

2059
03:48:29,920 --> 03:48:37,290
circle jerk every other wednesday join the
best paul on the internet

2060
03:48:37,420 --> 03:48:43,989
club yeah give me money because i will tell
you that you're not man enough and you sho...

2061
03:48:43,989 --> 03:48:50,750
manly or whatever oh you're one of those get
more bitches you know get more bitches and...

2062
03:48:50,750 --> 03:48:57,409
don't have to know how you dildo up the ass
to get bitches by the way it takes a bitch...

2063
03:48:57,450 --> 03:49:04,459
pro tip actually most women that you want to
get with would be repulsed beyond repair

2064
03:49:04,459 --> 03:49:11,260
by that there's certain things that a man
cannot recover from in most women

2065
03:49:11,260 --> 03:49:17,899
's eyes other women want your demise for
again sick perverse reasons that

2066
03:49:17,899 --> 03:49:24,670
you should not entertain okay you don't want
to be the man who has to start wearing an...

2067
03:49:24,670 --> 03:49:31,729
diaper at the age of 35 because you have a
loose booty hole i feel awkward you saying...

2068
03:49:31,729 --> 03:49:40,399
i'm like 90 of your screen paul yes this is
the face of Paul of the Year.

2069
03:49:40,500 --> 03:49:45,299
Thank you. In the middle of July. That's
unprecedented, everyone.

2070
03:49:45,399 --> 03:49:51,229
I actually zoomed in on you too, sorry. I'm
like ultra zoomed in.

2071
03:49:51,340 --> 03:49:54,700
Yeah, I've noticed that. I wanted to say
something, but you were on a roll.

2072
03:49:54,739 --> 03:50:01,350
I didn't want to interrupt. It's for dramatic
effect. I thought everyone would really wa...

2073
03:50:01,399 --> 03:50:07,979
I feel like I need to look into the... Here's
something you do. Can I make some commenta...

2074
03:50:07,979 --> 03:50:14,680
do that's like no one else does you look
directly into the camera yes i'm talking t...

2075
03:50:14,680 --> 03:50:21,260
if i'm gonna have a rant about my existence
to you i want i want to lock in with me al...

2076
03:50:21,260 --> 03:50:27,850
if we're gonna start like going into a
psychosis as a cult we gotta do it togethe...

2077
03:50:27,850 --> 03:50:34,649
't make eye contact in real life very easily
but i can stare at a camera all day no it'...

2078
03:50:34,649 --> 03:50:41,530
it's a camera you do you do you're all right
if we're gonna go into a group cult

2079
03:50:41,530 --> 03:50:48,219
psychosis i got we gotta have eye contact
lock in with me that's true that

2080
03:50:48,219 --> 03:50:54,719
's why i will teach you how to be a man if
you give me money it's like the music here's

2081
03:50:54,719 --> 03:51:01,479
how you make eye contact with a woman don't
practice step one don't also the thing

2082
03:51:01,479 --> 03:51:08,010
that they tell you to like look slightly
above that we can tell it looks weird don'...

2083
03:51:08,010 --> 03:51:14,579
look in between find a woman who also won't
meet your eye no we can it's weird we can...

2084
03:51:14,579 --> 03:51:21,139
can't yes you can you didn't i'm not looking
at your eyes currently i know that's why

2085
03:51:21,139 --> 03:51:27,520
that's why it doesn't matter go ahead lauren
i interrupted I'm talking about real life,...

2086
03:51:27,620 --> 03:51:31,000
The internet's not real. Everything is fake
and gay.

2087
03:51:31,200 --> 03:51:36,229
This entire room is a movie set. I'm in
Hollywood, California.

2088
03:51:36,340 --> 03:51:39,899
My handlers have told me... I don't know.

2089
03:51:39,989 --> 03:51:43,709
I wish we were, like, equal with our
portraits.

2090
03:51:43,899 --> 03:51:49,870
No. You're the feature. I feel like you're
watching me and making fun of me.

2091
03:51:50,059 --> 03:51:53,739
Like, Mersh watches Steel Toe. I don't know
who that is.

2092
03:51:53,809 --> 03:52:00,299
I know. I know who Mersh is. I don't know who
that is. I said it for the benefit of your...

2093
03:52:00,420 --> 03:52:03,680
No worries. Merch making fun of a guy who's
weird.

2094
03:52:03,750 --> 03:52:07,719
I will go read the Kiwi Farms, like, thread.
No, do not.

2095
03:52:07,819 --> 03:52:11,959
Do not. No, no, no. The Kiwi Farms will steer
you wrong on this one.

2096
03:52:12,000 --> 03:52:17,639
I love Kiwi Farms. Steer you wrong on this
one. It's so great. Everyone on there is...

2097
03:52:17,729 --> 03:52:21,620
It's, like, in the way that scratches my
brain just right. I'm in there.

2098
03:52:21,659 --> 03:52:25,450
I'm in there. I'm posting. Yeah. But you
don't know who it is. You don't know my po...

2099
03:52:25,600 --> 03:52:32,159
everywhere i exist on the internet that's not
like the discord and like

2100
03:52:32,159 --> 03:52:39,079
my like socials is it's you would never in a
fucking million years unless i've...

2101
03:52:39,079 --> 03:52:45,620
yeah you probably would i don't think the
kiwi farms likes marsh i don't really

2102
03:52:45,719 --> 03:52:52,430
care yeah okay good ultimately i am friends
with people because if they're friendly

2103
03:52:52,430 --> 03:52:59,090
and respectful to me that's why like again
though this is i feel like it's like a but...

2104
03:52:59,329 --> 03:53:05,899
i met nick fuentes one time he was very
polite and very kind he's very courteous a...

2105
03:53:06,000 --> 03:53:13,010
to go out with us to dinner they said yeah
what time are you going and then i went up...

2106
03:53:13,010 --> 03:53:19,600
did you know so uh he's a really nice he's a
very courteous person in a

2107
03:53:19,700 --> 03:53:26,079
this world, OK? But he talked to another
woman like several years later.

2108
03:53:26,180 --> 03:53:30,170
He just talked to Candace Owens like
yesterday. I didn't watch it.

2109
03:53:30,170 --> 03:53:35,479
Oh, I thought they had a falling out. No, no,
they I don't know if they did or they didn't.

2110
03:53:35,579 --> 03:53:39,680
They did a couple of years ago. Who am I
thinking of? Yeah, it was the first.

2111
03:53:39,780 --> 03:53:44,709
That's the drama I know. But I think they
just talk.

2112
03:53:44,750 --> 03:53:51,379
I'm good. He can be court. that's the thing
he it's funny everyone makes an opinion

2113
03:53:52,030 --> 03:53:58,709
about people with like very um like candace
owens getting fired from daily wire was th...

2114
03:53:58,879 --> 03:54:05,569
like they always made her look like an angry
black woman like you know yelly whatever l...

2115
03:54:05,569 --> 03:54:12,459
it's based on some truths and something but
candace is very funny and most of her show...

2116
03:54:12,559 --> 03:54:19,360
post like the like most yelly like like i
don't know which is not how i think most...

2117
03:54:19,579 --> 03:54:26,079
want to be portrayed it doesn't really give
like an image of like strength or but she'...

2118
03:54:26,159 --> 03:54:32,799
very relaxed she's making jokes she's not
like losing her shit over stuff and then u...

2119
03:54:32,799 --> 03:54:39,489
to like show that side of her i think getting
fired for was like the best thing that eve...

2120
03:54:39,489 --> 03:54:46,040
every single show and dissect every word so i
don't know but i think that she is being...

2121
03:54:46,139 --> 03:54:52,729
like maybe you don't like it don't watch it
that's the internet bitch oh no someone di...

2122
03:54:53,129 --> 03:55:00,010
wanted them to say no no no no well maybe
maybe but but all right i don't know what she

2123
03:55:00,049 --> 03:55:06,729
did supporting it doesn't matter what i'm
okay I don't like people who

2124
03:55:06,850 --> 03:55:11,579
support Andrew Tate. I think he's a
pedophile.

2125
03:55:11,659 --> 03:55:17,159
I think Andrew Tate is retarded. I think he's
literally a pedophile rapist.

2126
03:55:17,260 --> 03:55:21,780
He's retarded. Therefore, yeah, he's Muslim
and retarded.

2127
03:55:21,879 --> 03:55:27,739
So that's enough for me. And also he's a
rapist. I don't know the ins and outs of a...

2128
03:55:27,840 --> 03:55:32,200
Allegedly. He's a Muslim and retarded, so
that does track.

2129
03:55:32,299 --> 03:55:36,459
Yeah, okay, cool. I don't want to say
anything liable.

2130
03:55:36,559 --> 03:55:41,979
He's a retarded Muslim. Yeah, I think so.

2131
03:55:42,079 --> 03:55:47,159
So based. Who? Who? Who said that? Is a pimp
desk mouse?

2132
03:55:47,260 --> 03:55:53,040
OK. Well, all right. Again, it's different
when I don't care.

2133
03:55:53,139 --> 03:55:57,209
He I did see like one tweet from him one time
before I blocked and muted like anything.

2134
03:55:57,600 --> 03:56:02,180
And I don't care about these people. I don't
care about them. I don't want them to occu...

2135
03:56:02,420 --> 03:56:07,180
But I did see one tweet before I like managed
to cancel out like one other filter that I.

2136
03:56:07,280 --> 03:56:15,659
And he's like talking about how people who
read books as opposed to just go out there...

2137
03:56:15,780 --> 03:56:21,799
He's like. But Lauren reading is so gay. He
probably can't.

2138
03:56:21,799 --> 03:56:26,280
He probably can't. He probably does not have
a professional test player.

2139
03:56:26,379 --> 03:56:32,139
I don't care. My dad is a software engineer.

2140
03:56:32,360 --> 03:56:38,969
I don't know shit about that shit. I am too.
I am too. OK, well, you and Papa could tal...

2141
03:56:39,069 --> 03:56:42,879
I would. Well, he's not anymore. He's in a
leadership role, but he used to be.

2142
03:56:42,969 --> 03:56:50,920
I don't think I've spoken to Papa. Our cross
is an elusive character because he is he's...

2143
03:56:51,020 --> 03:56:54,559
Well, I don't know what that has to do with
being elusive.

2144
03:56:54,659 --> 03:57:00,260
OK, but we we just want his retire. I don't
want any one to ruin my dad's retirement.

2145
03:57:00,680 --> 03:57:07,760
You're saying I'm going to ruin your dad's
retirement? No, I'm talking about the fuck...

2146
03:57:07,860 --> 03:57:14,409
Like call his fucking job. Oh, I see. You
know what I mean? Like I don't want to rui...

2147
03:57:14,409 --> 03:57:20,200
like targeted by the internet. It still has
happened. But for the most part, I don't t...

2148
03:57:20,299 --> 03:57:27,000
They are not background characters in my
life. They are fully realized human beings...

2149
03:57:27,079 --> 03:57:31,870
your internet content, you know? So I just
pop out.

2150
03:57:32,040 --> 03:57:39,860
Papa L likes to hang out in the chat a little
bit, but he has a very he has worked his...

2151
03:57:39,959 --> 03:57:44,620
And so did my stepmother. That is their
legacy that they have worked on together.

2152
03:57:44,719 --> 03:57:51,180
And like he deserves every bit of this
retirement because it's it's like he it's...

2153
03:57:51,280 --> 03:57:59,200
He's going to have a good retirement and have
a great like next, you know, 100 years wit...

2154
03:57:59,520 --> 03:58:06,059
we're all gonna live for a long time i don't
know how yet but i'm gonna figure it out s...

2155
03:58:06,069 --> 03:58:12,670
l wants to do more stuff with me when he does
but currently there is a lot at stake papa...

2156
03:58:12,870 --> 03:58:19,590
rent last month because i couldn't pay mine
and it was just fine like because he's wor...

2157
03:58:19,590 --> 03:58:26,149
we came from nothing we did not papa l has
worked his ass off with my stepmother they...

2158
03:58:26,149 --> 03:58:32,920
were planning on having a nice retirement
together so he deserves i

2159
03:58:32,920 --> 03:58:39,840
'm fidgeting too much chat no you're fine i'm
like 95 of the screen

2160
03:58:39,879 --> 03:58:46,680
i just realized i'm probably very distracting
as lauren tells her very uh heartfelt story

2161
03:58:46,680 --> 03:58:53,309
about her father Well, I don't know. It's
wild, you know, when all the

2162
03:58:53,329 --> 03:59:00,360
work that you do on this earth, good, bad,
ugly, stupid, internet drama

2163
03:59:00,360 --> 03:59:06,920
, whatever, it's all going to be left when
you die and go to heaven and see

2164
03:59:07,139 --> 03:59:13,760
us there, right? but okay so it's it is wild
how i i love my step

2165
03:59:13,780 --> 03:59:20,399
mother so much i miss her so much but she
truly like did measurable work on

2166
03:59:20,420 --> 03:59:27,250
this earth that just it i was just thinking
about it that woman what a hell of a woman...

2167
03:59:27,250 --> 03:59:33,889
her so much so i want papa l to have
everything that he deserves in this life...

2168
03:59:33,889 --> 03:59:38,159
so have i he's got the cold right now He's
got raccoons in his garage.

2169
03:59:38,159 --> 03:59:46,170
So, you know, well, well, okay. So he took
one raccoon on a ride and set it free near...

2170
03:59:46,170 --> 03:59:51,079
Raccoons love Creeks. It's fine. But then he
got home and saw two more in the garage.

2171
03:59:51,079 --> 03:59:57,719
So we don't know how many, because then
immediately after that, he like fell down ...

2172
03:59:57,719 --> 04:00:04,639
down with like a pretty like bad cold flu
thing. Um, and if for some reason he is...

2173
04:00:04,639 --> 04:00:11,409
the new like sars from like raccoons from
alabama garage raccoons that's you

2174
04:00:11,409 --> 04:00:18,260
know he's patient zero uh but no i think
he'll be fine

2175
04:00:18,360 --> 04:00:24,879
there's a there's a resurgence in like late
flu-like symptom season right now which is...

2176
04:00:24,879 --> 04:00:28,940
wild for July, but here we are. It's wild.

2177
04:00:28,940 --> 04:00:34,139
You know what it is? It's wash your hands
after you pee. All right. Yeah, like just ...

2178
04:00:34,239 --> 04:00:41,239
I wash my hands before I pee. Well, that is
it's a very distinct and deliberate choice.

2179
04:00:41,309 --> 04:00:48,299
I will give you that. Thank you. Paul here,
everyone.

2180
04:00:48,440 --> 04:00:54,040
Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo. Somebody
clip that and use me as a voice as a.

2181
04:00:54,139 --> 04:01:00,540
Just watch the VOD and clip it yourself.
Lazy. No, I'm not going to use myself as a...

2182
04:01:00,639 --> 04:01:08,540
How narcissistic is that? Why not? If you're
not your own number one fan or your number...

2183
04:01:08,639 --> 04:01:15,239
I'm my own number one hater. OK, well, then
record yourself hating on yourself and the...

2184
04:01:15,239 --> 04:01:18,379
it over and then be like, yeah, and then do
like that. That'd be fun.

2185
04:01:19,299 --> 04:01:24,420
Self-loathing hour. Self-loathing power hour.
The existential dread.

2186
04:01:24,520 --> 04:01:31,100
Evening. Existential evening. Where
everyone's just like, everyone

2187
04:01:31,100 --> 04:01:36,680
you've ever loved or love or could
potentially fall in love with later.

2188
04:01:36,770 --> 04:01:39,899
We're all going to die and there's nothing
you can do about it. Oh, God.

2189
04:01:40,040 --> 04:01:44,180
What's it even mean, man? And then you're
like, oh, wait.

2190
04:01:44,280 --> 04:01:48,379
No, actually, I don't mean to make you
depressed.

2191
04:01:49,299 --> 04:01:56,500
I want to paint my face with like a corpse
and sing black metal.

2192
04:01:56,600 --> 04:02:01,889
That's like the kind of crap I was writing in
my life journal as like a teenager, though...

2193
04:02:02,010 --> 04:02:08,639
I would have 100% been like a non-binary 13
year old had I been born like 10 years later.

2194
04:02:08,739 --> 04:02:13,159
Oh, yeah. The existential dread of my life
makes me.

2195
04:02:13,260 --> 04:02:19,760
I think I still got a little bit of that. I
want to be an edgelord You

2196
04:02:19,760 --> 04:02:26,350
know It's not a phase No this is just kind of
it It's not intentional You're

2197
04:02:26,350 --> 04:02:33,309
honest but also you're an edgelord Why can I
say faggot sometimes Why am I an edgel

2198
04:02:33,309 --> 04:02:40,399
ord Do you say I guess you do Sometimes Cause
sometimes you're just like You

2199
04:02:40,920 --> 04:02:47,520
give the response I hope Stephen Bonnell gets
rabies and dies Ooh, edgy

2200
04:02:47,579 --> 04:02:54,280
I hope he does, though Sometimes you give
responses that are just like Don't care, y...

2201
04:02:54,379 --> 04:03:01,479
That's like a little edgelord-y About what?
It depends on the context Because you're...

2202
04:03:01,479 --> 04:03:08,129
's argument Yeah, well, they're retarded And
I'm right Because this is the internet You...

2203
04:03:08,190 --> 04:03:16,709
in the year of our lord 2025 Call him
retarded and inflect Let me explain I gues...

2204
04:03:16,819 --> 04:03:21,659
Okay. I was trying to teach you. I'm trying
to be the senpai.

2205
04:03:21,729 --> 04:03:27,520
I know. Tell them that they're dumb and their
dad hates them.

2206
04:03:27,620 --> 04:03:31,600
Yeah. That's a little edgelordy. It's a
little bit like playing to the crowd.

2207
04:03:31,700 --> 04:03:35,479
Some people were raised in a loving
environment and you just kind of happened,...

2208
04:03:35,579 --> 04:03:43,520
It shows. Yeah. Not you. It shows.

2209
04:03:45,579 --> 04:03:50,489
Some people were like cultivated by a loving
family. Some people grow like a weed.

2210
04:03:50,639 --> 04:03:53,700
Do you like the cracks in the concrete, huh?
Yeah.

2211
04:03:53,879 --> 04:03:58,700
Yeah. Mm. It's beautiful. It's really
beautiful.

2212
04:03:58,799 --> 04:04:02,040
Perseverance. It's the state of the human
condition.

2213
04:04:02,139 --> 04:04:08,799
Anyways, I got to go to bed. It's my mom's
birthday over the weekend,

2214
04:04:08,799 --> 04:04:13,680
and I am having a secret lunch with my
stepdad tomorrow to plan a little thing.

2215
04:04:13,829 --> 04:04:18,959
It's not that secret. Well, she doesn't watch
the show. My mom tried one time and she's...

2216
04:04:19,059 --> 04:04:23,930
And I was like, please don't watch it. My
mom, I love my mother. She is supportive, ...

2217
04:04:24,120 --> 04:04:29,739
She wants more games. She wants more game
shows. No, my mom is, my mom is a mama.

2218
04:04:29,840 --> 04:04:34,719
She's a mom. She's a mom. She's in her like
40s.

2219
04:04:34,819 --> 04:04:40,219
She's very young. 40s? No, it's, but she's,
she's Gen X.

2220
04:04:40,319 --> 04:04:46,120
She was like a teenager in the 70s. She's a
cool girl, but she is not like she's not...

2221
04:04:46,219 --> 04:04:50,930
She did have me when she's pretty young. I
have young parents, but I'm getting older.

2222
04:04:51,020 --> 04:04:55,059
So they are, too. You know, that's what time
is all about. Time.

2223
04:04:55,159 --> 04:05:01,979
There's a time for peace, a time for war. So
wait, what's that fucking lyric?

2224
04:05:02,079 --> 04:05:07,799
He used to send me messages about in a world
full of feel for a world full of people.

2225
04:05:07,899 --> 04:05:14,489
Only some want to fly. Isn't that crazy? well
i mean are they able to

2226
04:05:14,590 --> 04:05:21,139
fly or do they just want to because wanting
shit and being able to do something or two...

2227
04:05:21,209 --> 04:05:27,809
something or two very different things and
that's it's like uh what do you call it li...

2228
04:05:27,809 --> 04:05:34,520
or metaphor a metaphor first like succeed
like only some people have drive

2229
04:05:34,520 --> 04:05:41,329
you know it's about drive it's about power We
say we devour Put to work, waste our

2230
04:05:41,329 --> 04:05:45,639
hours And take what's ours Remember that
song? No, what is that?

2231
04:05:45,780 --> 04:05:52,290
It was like the rock It was a fucking song I
forget what movie Too Fast, Too

2232
04:05:52,350 --> 04:05:59,049
Furious I forget what the movie was I've
never seen a Fast or Furious movie One or ...

2233
04:05:59,280 --> 04:06:06,069
We should watch the last three minutes Of the
last one Not any of the other ones, just t...

2234
04:06:06,069 --> 04:06:12,920
should do that Go to space in one of them In
their car I think I'm not even kidding

2235
04:06:13,020 --> 04:06:19,809
It's amazing Oh shit here we go again And
they're like in space In a car I

2236
04:06:19,930 --> 04:06:26,569
don't know I have not seen the movie I have
gotten vague details from descriptions And...

2237
04:06:26,569 --> 04:06:33,879
old threads that I have remember Of the last
one and that's it Yes And then we'll listen

2238
04:06:33,879 --> 04:06:40,659
to that song about the guy who died in the
car crash that i can't remember his name o...

2239
04:06:40,760 --> 04:06:47,549
and i believe oh wow nice vocals without you
my friend if you ever

2240
04:06:47,549 --> 04:06:54,450
die which i fell off i will get like you know
how sometimes i think it's like a hispanic...

2241
04:06:54,559 --> 04:07:01,250
it's not your race it's true no they'll get
like their whole back windshield of their ...

2242
04:07:01,559 --> 04:07:08,180
know have you it's a it's like a hispanic
thing but what are you trying to say what ...

2243
04:07:08,180 --> 04:07:14,750
panic family they will get like a mural of
them in the entire back windshield of thei...

2244
04:07:14,750 --> 04:07:21,350
also seems like a great way for you to also
meet them quicker you didn't do that for k...

2245
04:07:21,399 --> 04:07:28,079
it's it's always like it's like their family
i think you didn't do that for coach

2246
04:07:28,079 --> 04:07:34,829
red pill like i oh man that still hurts
gonzala i was gonna go on his show right

2247
04:07:34,829 --> 04:07:41,530
after right before he got arrested dude i was
gonna go on his show then next week that...

2248
04:07:41,700 --> 04:07:48,340
that's pretty that's pretty inconsiderate
that's pretty inconsiderate of my career i...

2249
04:07:48,340 --> 04:07:54,860
and dying when i was supposed to go on your
show i if i remember the story correctly h...

2250
04:07:54,950 --> 04:08:01,479
took you a while to find it and then you sent
him a message back and then he died a litt...

2251
04:08:01,479 --> 04:08:08,180
yes so he contacted you from like ukraine
while he was doing between yeah yep and wh...

2252
04:08:08,180 --> 04:08:14,989
he said let's do a show i haven't published
it but we just chat like i was i was just...

2253
04:08:14,989 --> 04:08:21,760
oh my god dude basically i'd like i did not i
did not talked to him like i thought he wa...

2254
04:08:21,760 --> 04:08:28,860
he was out i was just like oh my god i can't
believe like you know and he was like i do...

2255
04:08:28,860 --> 04:08:35,450
message but it was it was just like uh it was
relief and uh we should catch up and that ...

2256
04:08:35,530 --> 04:08:42,270
were never like friends really but like we'd
always i don't know that that

2257
04:08:42,270 --> 04:08:48,899
is i think you know who else should be shot
in the face

2258
04:08:48,899 --> 04:08:59,479
oh the uh the transgender of the year in
ukraine remember

2259
04:08:59,530 --> 04:09:06,079
um yes sarah something yeah um and then she
or he he uh

2260
04:09:06,079 --> 04:09:12,780
when he he changed back to a man because i
think ukraine um yeah like

2261
04:09:12,920 --> 04:09:19,520
stop being a fucking faggot can i read some
of the did you read this one from cornelius

2262
04:09:19,520 --> 04:09:26,299
but i have to go to dollars no i'm sorry
cornelius uh papa l liked your uh he sent ...

2263
04:09:26,659 --> 04:09:33,489
about a raccoon in a garage it was very funny
we liked it sorry i didn't text you back l...

2264
04:09:33,489 --> 04:09:41,559
math making our friends smell stinky shit
because it's fun to do awful things to you...

2265
04:09:41,659 --> 04:09:47,340
Thank you, Cornelius. See, Paul, you're weird
for not wanting to make your friends smell...

2266
04:09:47,440 --> 04:09:54,040
Yeah. I understand now. Rob Stuff. I am
weird.

2267
04:09:54,139 --> 04:09:59,159
You're right. Rob Stuff, $100 for $5. Lauren,
you have a sexy soul, lady.

2268
04:09:59,260 --> 04:10:04,559
He's talking about your soul. Please, keep
your pants on, Rob.

2269
04:10:04,559 --> 04:10:07,829
Thank you. I don't know what that means, but
I appreciate it.

2270
04:10:07,930 --> 04:10:11,139
How about your soul? My soul is saved by
Jesus Christ above.

2271
04:10:11,260 --> 04:10:18,540
Thank you. Yeah. I don't know. That's a very
kind compliment.

2272
04:10:18,620 --> 04:10:22,559
So, of course, I'm going to be weird. Sarah
Ashton Cirillo.

2273
04:10:22,659 --> 04:10:27,940
I know his name. Thank you, Tootsie. Toots,
little fighter.

2274
04:10:28,040 --> 04:10:32,620
I think he should have really given it all
for Ukraine.

2275
04:10:32,719 --> 04:10:38,459
You know? Did he give it to you? If you don't
even die in the war, do you care?

2276
04:10:38,530 --> 04:10:45,799
I thought you were talking about his penis.
No, I'm if you go be a go die in the war,...

2277
04:10:45,899 --> 04:10:52,059
You're like, I'll die for Ukraine. Prove it.
They didn't give his finger.

2278
04:10:52,200 --> 04:10:58,709
I don't give a fuck. They lose his finger. He
was 100% like an active role in Gonz

2279
04:10:58,709 --> 04:11:04,260
alo getting murdered. Active role was and
vindictive about it.

2280
04:11:05,450 --> 04:11:12,040
I don't think he, I think he should also get
rabies and die. By like a, like a, like an...

2281
04:11:12,040 --> 04:11:17,360
from like a transgender fish. And then, yeah,
like something real fun.

2282
04:11:17,459 --> 04:11:22,159
One of the fucking freaking gay frogs that
Alex Jones warned us about also has rabies.

2283
04:11:22,379 --> 04:11:26,350
And that's how you're going to die. That's
how you're going to shuffle off your morta...

2284
04:11:26,540 --> 04:11:33,079
Sad. That's one way of putting it. Well, if
you get to, if you go past a certain point...

2285
04:11:33,079 --> 04:11:36,520
rabies, there's nothing they can do. So don't
get rabies.

2286
04:11:36,620 --> 04:11:43,149
Should I get my tetanus shot? Tetanus is one
of those viruses that does not mutate

2287
04:11:43,149 --> 04:11:50,920
a significant amount over time, which is why
it's a very effective vaccine.

2288
04:11:51,020 --> 04:11:58,139
So you're saying I should. I got one after I
got stung by a bee a couple years ago beca...

2289
04:11:58,200 --> 04:12:03,200
I'm sorry to hear about that. It's crazy, but
that is something that they recommend and ...

2290
04:12:03,850 --> 04:12:12,299
Granted, this was before, like, I haven't
done, like, the deep reading on it, but...

2291
04:12:12,399 --> 04:12:20,479
Because it's, like, how they, like, you know,
getting a little bit of tetanus and then...

2292
04:12:20,579 --> 04:12:25,600
Or you could just, you could, you could poke
yourself with a rusty nail.

2293
04:12:25,700 --> 04:12:29,219
It's, like, the same thing. That would...

2294
04:12:29,399 --> 04:12:33,100
Alright, I'll do that. Yeah, just, like, give
yourself a little bit of tetanus, but not ...

2295
04:12:33,860 --> 04:12:40,510
all right how much rusty nails just the tip
of a rusty nail yeah it's just the tip yea...

2296
04:12:40,510 --> 04:12:47,180
like you just do that go to like ace hardware
and then touch and then if you get like re...

2297
04:12:47,180 --> 04:12:53,750
then sue them so it'll be a rusty nail so i
should go to ace hardware ask for a rusty...

2298
04:12:53,850 --> 04:13:00,709
honest i would not take medical advice from
me literally ever okay i'm going to do it ...

2299
04:13:00,709 --> 04:13:07,239
and i didn't die yet so there's that you got
tetanus what i got a tetanus shot after i ...

2300
04:13:07,239 --> 04:13:13,760
'm allergic to bees that's something that
they recommend and i was like sure i don't...

2301
04:13:13,760 --> 04:13:20,530
people who get shots over and over don't die
there's something specific about bee sting...

2302
04:13:20,530 --> 04:13:27,120
do this and i was like okay it was like 2018
i was living in california at the time i w...

2303
04:13:27,120 --> 04:13:33,690
at the time uh yeah you were no you weren't i
was honestly moving to california and want...

2304
04:13:33,799 --> 04:13:40,690
it wasn't like a huge part of it but like i
was like man i miss my down home racist fl...

2305
04:13:40,690 --> 04:13:47,430
's oh i see you know because people in
california are crazy no i don

2306
04:13:47,430 --> 04:13:54,260
't know it was just honestly i don't really
have the thing in my brain

2307
04:13:54,479 --> 04:14:01,459
that makes me want to be hysterical over
something so i started watching friends

2308
04:14:01,549 --> 04:14:08,260
of mine me me chewing okay that is a
psychosomatic response to your fucking...

2309
04:14:08,260 --> 04:14:14,899
uh-huh i don't know what that word means i
try to sound smart it's like when you well...

2310
04:14:14,899 --> 04:14:22,190
no that's what what the fuck does that word
mean somatic is like autosomal fucking

2311
04:14:22,190 --> 04:14:28,840
is it what's asmr mean it's like it's like
asmr the bad ending

2312
04:14:28,979 --> 04:14:35,639
or you get angry it's like a it's like a
cacophony what's psychos no that's what...

2313
04:14:35,639 --> 04:14:42,180
just when you take like um a sugar pill
refers to the influence of mental

2314
04:14:42,180 --> 04:14:48,870
and emotional factors on physical health yeah
you were chewing loudly and it made me...

2315
04:14:48,870 --> 04:14:55,370
to be away from you um so let me defend you
for a second you were on the phone and i w...

2316
04:14:55,370 --> 04:15:02,399
much enjoying that sandwich and we were like
a foot away from each other psychological...

2317
04:15:02,500 --> 04:15:09,120
as physical symptoms yeah i start feeling
like i'm gonna die when i get panicked and...

2318
04:15:09,120 --> 04:15:15,989
okay that kind of works it kind of fits
whatever i like close close enough i'm not...

2319
04:15:15,989 --> 04:15:22,559
okay i have an english degree from auburn
university that i earned in 2013 okay i wo...

2320
04:15:22,760 --> 04:15:29,659
know what psychosomatic means but i don't how
does that make you feel uh i don't really...

2321
04:15:29,760 --> 04:15:37,149
i i mean i'm sorry shall i for content uh no

2322
04:15:37,159 --> 04:15:45,950
i think that was pretty funny i'm indifferent
to it how

2323
04:15:45,950 --> 04:15:52,819
about that i'm just i'm just a blade of grass
in a sea

2324
04:15:52,819 --> 04:15:59,549
of We don't know. I'm just a caterpillar

2325
04:15:59,610 --> 04:16:05,440
, a very hungry caterpillar caterpillar. And
they wrote a book about me eating stuff.

2326
04:16:05,540 --> 04:16:09,799
It can be called a very hungry caterpillar, I
think.

2327
04:16:09,899 --> 04:16:15,500
Like doctors. I'm on the front cover. I'm a
caterpillar in disguise.

2328
04:16:15,600 --> 04:16:18,739
You'd never know it. Surprise, everyone.
That's my big secret.

2329
04:16:18,809 --> 04:16:25,680
I'm a caterpillar. I'm a caterpillar. You
thought I was a fed or like had a, you kno...

2330
04:16:25,780 --> 04:16:31,979
No, I'm a fucking caterpillar. But I know
you're the caterpillar who turned up to th...

2331
04:16:32,139 --> 04:16:36,620
I know that works. No, I'm the caterpillar on
Bugs Life who's like, Oh, I'm about to fly.

2332
04:16:36,719 --> 04:16:42,280
But like, just me. But he's happy anyways.

2333
04:16:42,379 --> 04:16:48,899
The wings were the friends he made along the
way. Yeah, you're like destiny after he go...

2334
04:16:48,899 --> 04:16:52,850
him and he couldn't handle it when he's on.
I'll find that video and post it in the...

2335
04:16:52,850 --> 04:16:59,409
It's funny. He's like absolutely spazzing
out. And I was like, anyone who has like t...

2336
04:16:59,409 --> 04:17:03,799
reaction to something, you could tell he was
not aware that he was doing it.

2337
04:17:03,899 --> 04:17:07,639
It was well before he had it was well before
he had like a big presence online.

2338
04:17:07,739 --> 04:17:14,500
So like he was not thinking about like hyper
aware of like all of his movements and try...

2339
04:17:14,500 --> 04:17:22,719
kind of edgelord shit. So like he just was
having an involuntary like snake moment...

2340
04:17:22,889 --> 04:17:26,819
It wasn't even like a heated one. He was just
like that irked.

2341
04:17:26,920 --> 04:17:31,000
That's crazy. That is a crazy human being who
should die of rabies.

2342
04:17:31,100 --> 04:17:36,290
You know what gives me that kind of emotional
reaction is that guy who argued with him.

2343
04:17:36,399 --> 04:17:43,040
What's his name? Adam Conover ruins
everything. That's the kind of guy who you...

2344
04:17:43,049 --> 04:17:46,860
fucking retarded he is because he just is too
retarded.

2345
04:17:46,959 --> 04:17:51,120
He's too smug. Yeah, he's retarded and smug,
which is a hell of a combo.

2346
04:17:51,500 --> 04:17:58,299
And there's a lot of that in San Francisco
area, by the way. That gets under my skin,...

2347
04:17:58,420 --> 04:18:02,059
on it to not let it get under my skin. What?

2348
04:18:02,159 --> 04:18:06,479
Like, it's obnoxious to listen to. Why would
you let it affect you?

2349
04:18:06,579 --> 04:18:10,159
Because when you let things get under your
skin, that's a vulnerability.

2350
04:18:10,260 --> 04:18:13,299
That's a weakness. No, I know. It is. Why
would you let it affect you?

2351
04:18:13,399 --> 04:18:16,680
That's what I'm saying. It should not affect
me.

2352
04:18:16,780 --> 04:18:20,459
Just don't let it. But it does sometimes.
Why? Okay, I won't. That's a fucking retar...

2353
04:18:21,159 --> 04:18:25,219
I'm trying, Lauren. Let go of your
attachment.

2354
04:18:25,360 --> 04:18:31,940
Sometimes things get under your skin, like
chewing. Well, that is involuntary ASMR.

2355
04:18:32,100 --> 04:18:36,559
Exactly, that's what I'm saying. It's
involuntary ASMR. It's not different.

2356
04:18:36,659 --> 04:18:41,829
Why do I care if some dude on the internet is
retarded? There's a million more just like...

2357
04:18:41,979 --> 04:18:45,659
Because smugness gets to me. Why? I'm sure
I'm not alone in this.

2358
04:18:45,760 --> 04:18:49,500
Adam Cano, FN Super Trucker says, who?

2359
04:18:49,600 --> 04:18:53,020
The one thing you can always be in control of
is your response to something.

2360
04:18:53,120 --> 04:18:58,520
Correct. And there's very little that you can
be in true control of in this world.

2361
04:18:58,620 --> 04:19:05,260
So. Correct. In an actual emergency, I deer
in headlights and otherwise.

2362
04:19:05,360 --> 04:19:12,659
Why the fuck would I waste my energy? I know
this is called big dig energy, but I'm lik...

2363
04:19:12,709 --> 04:19:18,200
I'm like a reptile. I'm laying in my sun
lamp. Waiting for like the big bugs.

2364
04:19:18,309 --> 04:19:23,020
I'm buggy. I'm a bug man. I don't know. I
haven't had one in a long time, to be honest.

2365
04:19:23,200 --> 04:19:29,600
The show title is, like, ironic now. Like
Alanis Morissette.

2366
04:19:29,700 --> 04:19:34,600
Yeah. Like Rain. I am going to go to bed.

2367
04:19:34,649 --> 04:19:37,840
I will leave you up on Discord if you want to
talk to everyone for a little bit.

2368
04:19:37,940 --> 04:19:41,739
Like, I don't care. Actually, no. I don't
want to do that.

2369
04:19:41,780 --> 04:19:44,940
I have work tomorrow. Yeah. Like, I feel like
I should do a stream.

2370
04:19:45,040 --> 04:19:50,159
I know exactly what I would call it. I should
have gone to bed like an hour ago though.

2371
04:19:50,260 --> 04:19:54,430
And I'm going to have to do like a hard cut
off in eight minutes without the song and...

2372
04:19:54,540 --> 04:19:59,020
Paul L of Paul of the year. I was going to
say L of the year.

2373
04:19:59,120 --> 04:20:02,319
Paul won L of the year. That's crazy.
Amazing. I won.

2374
04:20:02,420 --> 04:20:08,979
Some people don't want to fly. Said seal.
That's how seals talk.

2375
04:20:09,079 --> 04:20:12,219
All right. I'll try and do like, right.

2376
04:20:16,959 --> 04:20:23,680
You want to know the entire time? Like
everyone talks about the San Francisco Bay...

2377
04:20:23,739 --> 04:20:27,700
I never saw a single one the entire time I
was living there for like six months.

2378
04:20:27,860 --> 04:20:32,000
Never single one. I think it's a conspiracy
to get people to go out there.

2379
04:20:32,100 --> 04:20:38,379
That's the next big dig. Why didn't I see a
sea lion in 2018 in California?

2380
04:20:38,479 --> 04:20:43,260
I tried. I drove down to Monterey Bay. OK,
and that city kind of sucks.

2381
04:20:43,360 --> 04:20:48,139
What? Oh, really? Yeah. I heard there was
like a pretty good aquarium.

2382
04:20:48,239 --> 04:20:56,579
It was okay. Okay. It was okay. The one with
one Florida ocean.

2383
04:20:56,680 --> 04:21:00,340
What is that? In California? No, I'm saying.

2384
04:21:00,440 --> 04:21:04,280
Okay. Yeah. So that one. Have you ever been
checkmate, Maga?

2385
04:21:04,379 --> 04:21:08,979
I haven't. So that. Okay. That one sucks. But
the one in Florida.

2386
04:21:09,100 --> 04:21:14,120
What is it? See the one with Shamu. What is
that?

2387
04:21:14,219 --> 04:21:19,899
SeaWorld. SeaWorld. SeaWorld. Oh, it's
awesome. I went in my high in the 90s.

2388
04:21:19,899 --> 04:21:25,079
I can't believe it's still open. Yeah, I bet
it was. I don't know if that was when they...

2389
04:21:25,159 --> 04:21:29,100
I started a stream. Well, it's not started
yet, but.

2390
04:21:29,100 --> 04:21:32,440
OK, please start it. It's OK. Oh, is it?

2391
04:21:32,440 --> 04:21:36,709
Oh, is it like doing the like it's just doing
the spinning?

2392
04:21:36,809 --> 04:21:40,930
I just did the rumble thing, and I haven't
actually started it yet.

2393
04:21:41,059 --> 04:21:46,500
This is very boring. I gotta go. Paul. I
gotta go to bed.

2394
04:21:46,639 --> 04:21:53,299
I'm sorry, I'm rushing. But sometimes when
you hit, like, it takes a second to, like,...

2395
04:21:53,299 --> 04:21:57,909
to hit, like, start stream or submit or
whatever, or if, like, you were waiting fo...

2396
04:21:58,040 --> 04:22:02,579
Those are two different things. Paul! What?
Why do you chew so loud?

2397
04:22:02,680 --> 04:22:07,540
That's the real question, isn't it? Well,
that's fair.

2398
04:22:07,639 --> 04:22:11,069
You know what? Solid answer. Good answer.
That's why you're Paul of the Year.

2399
04:22:11,219 --> 04:22:18,250
He sticks by his convictions, ladies and
gentlemen. I apologize if you sent any funny

2400
04:22:18,250 --> 04:22:21,620
donation chats that you wanted me to read or
Paul to read.

2401
04:22:21,690 --> 04:22:30,260
I think he covered them. Sorry. I can't talk
shit about myself because I enjoy doing th...

2402
04:22:30,350 --> 04:22:34,180
And it's not so that you'll be like, no,
Lauren, this is the best show ever. Don't ...

2403
04:22:36,170 --> 04:22:39,840
I did not do a good job tonight, and I
appreciate you sending me money in spite o...

2404
04:22:39,940 --> 04:22:42,959
That's crazy of you, and I appreciate it.
That's fun. That's fun for me.

2405
04:22:43,079 --> 04:22:49,600
And honestly, thank you. Sorry I didn't
follow through with my very bare

2406
04:22:49,659 --> 04:22:54,219
bones kind of thing of like, if you send me a
dollar, I should say thank you.

2407
04:22:54,270 --> 04:23:01,120
I do appreciate you very much. Okay, my
stream is up, but I do

2408
04:23:01,120 --> 04:23:07,829
need to go to the bathroom. real quick paul's
gonna

2409
04:23:07,829 --> 04:23:14,440
go pee out of his belly button that's how
that's how they do it by the way that's ho...

2410
04:23:14,510 --> 04:23:21,290
i learned it smart oh sorry sorry oh i don't
know if you heard that i heard you twice

2411
04:23:21,290 --> 04:23:27,969
go pee outside like a man real men pee
outside there you go that's that's your big

2412
04:23:27,969 --> 04:23:35,500
dig academy of aspiring alphas lesson of the
day real men pee outside I'd pee inside

2413
04:23:35,659 --> 04:23:43,059
No, pee outside Oh sorry, that was you saying
pee outside Yeah, go pee outside, be a man...

2414
04:23:43,059 --> 04:23:49,729
, uh I do think I know But I want to set up
what I'm going to cover Paul, I have got to

2415
04:23:49,729 --> 04:23:56,469
go to bed in four minutes, please Go pee I
mean, my stream is up I didn't have a sing...

2416
04:23:56,469 --> 04:24:02,969
episode 580 We had a good time anyways Please
go pee, please, I'm going to start being m...

2417
04:24:02,969 --> 04:24:09,510
but I gotta start a If you're gonna raid me,
I gotta start a song So I'm gonna do that ...

2418
04:24:09,510 --> 04:24:15,799
to do that I gotta kind of get off He
deserved me being a bitch to him Yeah, who...

2419
04:24:15,909 --> 04:24:21,420
I agree Sometimes you deserve it Because you
don't respect my time Who said that?

2420
04:24:21,559 --> 04:24:28,340
At all At all Or the fact that I'm neurotic
and crazy And this is making

2421
04:24:28,340 --> 04:24:35,889
my literal skin Crawl please go pee and
please I need

2422
04:24:35,889 --> 04:24:42,510
to start a song my stream is up right now so
what I'm saying is I'm gonna leave okay

2423
04:24:42,510 --> 04:24:49,379
bye thank you for coming on I had a good time
oh don't show my discord damn alright that

2424
04:24:49,450 --> 04:24:56,100
's how you establish boundaries by telling
someone that they're annoying but also

2425
04:24:56,459 --> 04:25:03,200
Paul is a wonderful Paul of the year I think
he will do a great uh honor to the role

2426
04:25:03,309 --> 04:25:09,879
it's a new one that i invented just now all
the year though in

2427
04:25:09,879 --> 04:25:16,659
the middle of july is a crazy time to clinch
it because like there's a whole other half...

2428
04:25:16,659 --> 04:25:23,850
sorry that the show sucked sorry that i keep
saying sorry for the show sucking

2429
04:25:23,909 --> 04:25:30,690
i just i appreciate you sticking it out with
me sorry that that's also annoying sorry f...

2430
04:25:31,000 --> 04:25:38,389
about it just now and making it worse you
know here's two belly button peas and a...

2431
04:25:38,620 --> 04:25:45,190
laura don't say thank you get something that
you want that will make you happy thanks r...

2432
04:25:45,190 --> 04:25:51,750
that is an innocent thing that i did as a
little kid and if the if a crazy munchause...

2433
04:25:51,750 --> 04:25:58,659
you know i think about that kind of stuff all
the time I was a very easily Influenciable...

2434
04:25:58,729 --> 04:26:05,420
, teenager Young adult and basically didn't
become Sentient until I was probably like ...

2435
04:26:05,420 --> 04:26:12,120
super liberal and trying to like Alienate my
parents was probably the best case Scenari...

2436
04:26:12,120 --> 04:26:18,940
the flow and the flow If you haven't noticed
It's not great It's not great I thought

2437
04:26:18,940 --> 04:26:26,190
John Oliver was like so intelligent Like I'm
a snarky non sequiturs that's politics

2438
04:26:26,209 --> 04:26:32,920
baby anyways don't get mad don't get mad at
shit on the internet that you

2439
04:26:32,920 --> 04:26:39,450
see okay the whole idea is to learn from it
if you can or form some sort

2440
04:26:39,450 --> 04:26:46,309
of mitigation strategy should whatever it is
it's pissing you out like come at you...

2441
04:26:46,379 --> 04:26:52,879
and otherwise if you can chip in in
incremental ways to be subversive to their

2442
04:26:52,940 --> 04:26:59,850
efforts now a little wrench in the gears a
little concern fagging you know for a supe...

2443
04:26:59,850 --> 04:27:06,719
woke organization they don't have to know
you're not really like you know super...

2444
04:27:06,719 --> 04:27:13,340
ed but like that can absolutely derail the
progress of a organization for like a mont...

2445
04:27:13,340 --> 04:27:19,860
be you anywhere anytime they'll never know
that's the kind of service you can do for...

2446
04:27:19,979 --> 04:27:26,500
can have a little laugh about it just for
funsies you know i think that's great i th...

2447
04:27:26,500 --> 04:27:33,250
thing that you could do with like a moderate
amount of effort but you should take care ...

2448
04:27:33,250 --> 04:27:39,799
and your community first if you can and if
you can't then you know hey life is a high...

2449
04:27:39,799 --> 04:27:47,319
rascal flats once said in a song about cars
with mouths that talk so

2450
04:27:47,420 --> 04:27:54,079
that's actually a pretty good movie i don't
actually remember the plot of it but i...

2451
04:27:54,079 --> 04:28:00,860
honk if you liked the cars movie by pixar did
paul give me a link yet sorry i kind

2452
04:28:00,860 --> 04:28:07,600
of started blame john stewart for john oliver
you know i always think it's funny that we...

2453
04:28:07,600 --> 04:28:14,280
's not literally funny obviously uh but like
trevor noah was the successor on that like...

2454
04:28:14,360 --> 04:28:20,940
they never really talk about how badly his
ratings tank they always just kind of act...

2455
04:28:20,940 --> 04:28:27,620
ah came on and everyone just kept watching
they did not i think like three quarters o...

2456
04:28:27,729 --> 04:28:34,409
hip dropped over the course of like a year
and they just like we're like yeah it's a ...

2457
04:28:34,430 --> 04:28:40,930
of the shows when you look at the ratings for
new shows and and like legacy media like y...

2458
04:28:40,930 --> 04:28:47,440
someone had like comcast digital cable the
kind of crap they get on all their channel...

2459
04:28:47,530 --> 04:28:54,170
get this on real tv you know what i mean um
it's kind of shit you can only get on an...

2460
04:28:54,190 --> 04:29:01,100
streaming site uh like what do you the
Nielsen ratings or whatever it's actually

2461
04:29:01,100 --> 04:29:07,909
like I mean no one is truly watching a lot of
these shows it's like waiting rooms

2462
04:29:07,909 --> 04:29:14,620
and airports and shit probably but they get
the most traction from

2463
04:29:14,680 --> 04:29:21,379
like right-wing which like like newsbusters
and all that

2464
04:29:21,379 --> 04:29:27,930
MRC uh like newsbusters that whole uh media
research center rather is like a whole the...

2465
04:29:28,049 --> 04:29:34,639
different subsidiaries and i can't remember
all the names of them right now they do a...

2466
04:29:34,700 --> 04:29:41,739
and they have someone who's watching
everything all the time so they know you k...

2467
04:29:41,809 --> 04:29:48,340
that happens every day and they post about it
but i swear to god if right-wingers did no...

2468
04:29:48,340 --> 04:29:52,159
retarded on the view then no one would ever
know about it ever because no one watches it.

2469
04:29:52,159 --> 04:29:55,959
You know, it's actually kind of weird to
think about.

2470
04:29:55,959 --> 04:30:04,100
Sometimes. Sometimes you just shouldn't fan a
fire. Oxygen feeds it,ygen feeds it,...

2471
04:30:04,100 --> 04:30:07,239
You know, maybe you should just let it
suffocate alone.

2472
04:30:07,459 --> 04:30:13,649
And get rabies. Do I have a sorry, Paul, ask
for a link in the stopping attention.

2473
04:30:13,879 --> 04:30:19,059
Uh, no abyss here. Just a bit echoey at times
crash.

2474
04:30:19,059 --> 04:30:23,309
I see why you chewed him out, to be honest.

2475
04:30:23,700 --> 04:30:30,290
no Paul's wonderful but again I have known
Paul now for years and

2476
04:30:30,290 --> 04:30:36,860
we have hung out in person we went on a
little mini road trip where I made him dri...

2477
04:30:36,860 --> 04:30:43,440
I get nervous driving in places that I don't
know and then I yelled at him

2478
04:30:43,510 --> 04:30:50,120
on the day but I think that's something that
I both marvel at

2479
04:30:50,120 --> 04:30:56,860
sometimes and sometimes i genuinely do get
like i just annoyed as shit when i read the

2480
04:30:57,079 --> 04:31:03,709
but like we we are all in our own way our own
little unique special snowflake but we all...

2481
04:31:03,709 --> 04:31:10,360
so sometimes it's just like damn you annoy
the shit out of me but like respect becaus...

2482
04:31:10,360 --> 04:31:17,959
of some of you sometimes and i'm gonna say
that some is doing some heavy lifting righ...

2483
04:31:17,959 --> 04:31:24,370
Some of you think I'm great and you're like,
yeah, alone in your house about everything...

2484
04:31:24,370 --> 04:31:29,510
You know, some of you are like, well, this
bitch is stupid.

2485
04:31:29,510 --> 04:31:34,069
And then I win you back with some like
something. I don't know.

2486
04:31:34,069 --> 04:31:39,930
Or I've been muted the whole time. You're
just here for the chat, in which case.

2487
04:31:40,200 --> 04:31:44,620
Fair. Still counts as a B for me. No abyss
here.

2488
04:31:44,620 --> 04:31:51,680
Just a bit echoey at times uh truly i don't
know i'm just not doom

2489
04:31:51,680 --> 04:31:58,209
pilled i never will be though i'll never
black pill you know that's

2490
04:31:58,209 --> 04:32:04,750
the thing they want the most they want to
plant like the seed of like there is no ho...

2491
04:32:04,750 --> 04:32:11,549
lungs you know we could blow up the fucking
death star you know liberals love to make...

2492
04:32:11,629 --> 04:32:18,920
wars reference i'm gonna blow up the death
star bitch with my innate piloting ability

2493
04:32:18,920 --> 04:32:25,420
in space after being on a desert planet
driving tractors as

2494
04:32:25,459 --> 04:32:32,350
a child i'm gonna do it all right checkmate
liberals

2495
04:32:32,350 --> 04:32:39,090
i don't know did you see how the epa is going
to release all the chem

2496
04:32:39,090 --> 04:32:45,629
trail documents says f and super trucker oh
we were looking at uh all the different cl...

2497
04:32:45,659 --> 04:32:52,420
who sent it to me in the chat i wish that i
could remember off the top of my head just...

2498
04:32:52,420 --> 04:32:59,059
cloud seeding areas uh in texas they have
like an east west north south it's like

2499
04:32:59,059 --> 04:33:06,040
gangs of cloud seeding in texas don't show up
on the north side wearing orange

2500
04:33:06,040 --> 04:33:12,630
they'll kill you with silver iodide now all
of a sudden i'm gonna trust the government

2501
04:33:12,630 --> 04:33:19,369
yeah well again that's what no one's ever
gonna be truly happy with anything i think...

2502
04:33:19,369 --> 04:33:25,939
thing you can do is lower your expectations
but don't throw out the baby with the

2503
04:33:26,060 --> 04:33:34,159
bath water i hate that expression but so many
people like you need I think you can be li...

2504
04:33:34,229 --> 04:33:40,979
This is how I see it. I am going to never,
ever get in the way of any positive

2505
04:33:40,979 --> 04:33:47,599
momentum that is going for the general
zeitgeist around America first ever.

2506
04:33:47,819 --> 04:33:54,500
And I'm not going to shoot myself in the foot
because someone disappointed me in a...

2507
04:33:54,500 --> 04:34:01,389
guess what, sweaty, it's going to happen
again and again and again. And if you deci...

2508
04:34:01,819 --> 04:34:10,330
Mitch McConnell exists or because Trump's
being weird about Epstein documents or Pam...

2509
04:34:10,639 --> 04:34:17,250
Truly, that's honestly my opinion, is that
she went in over her head and thought she...

2510
04:34:17,250 --> 04:34:20,340
it all to me right now because I'm the lady
now. No.

2511
04:34:20,340 --> 04:34:27,060
Bitch. She needed to have someone going in
there who knew where the bodies were burie...

2512
04:34:27,060 --> 04:34:33,330
whereabouts and to go in there without
announcing it, without the pomp and...

2513
04:34:33,560 --> 04:34:40,630
She did it all fucking wrong because she was
trying to do showmanship like Trump does, ...

2514
04:34:41,099 --> 04:34:47,939
Trump I think is being stupid about it
because he is so fucking focused on every...

2515
04:34:47,939 --> 04:34:54,650
thing I think he genuinely just got flustered
by someone asking about it when there was

2516
04:34:54,650 --> 04:35:01,380
all the shit going on with like ICE agents
shootouts uh there was like at that time h...

2517
04:35:01,419 --> 04:35:07,680
being banned for purchase by like Chinese
subsidy like there's some good shit happen...

2518
04:35:07,869 --> 04:35:13,610
It's a shitty sound clip. Trump absolutely,
though, was in the same social circles as...

2519
04:35:13,810 --> 04:35:18,709
He's in photos with him. There's the whole
thing about like the banning from Mar-a-Lago.

2520
04:35:18,709 --> 04:35:24,009
I know, I know, I know. By all means. Who
knows? Ultimately, I don't think we ever...

2521
04:35:24,009 --> 04:35:30,750
I think releasing that video is stupid as
shit. I think ultimately, because the rest...

2522
04:35:30,750 --> 04:35:35,630
going on for 30 years, what they could have
just done, it'd be disappointing.

2523
04:35:35,840 --> 04:35:42,439
But what they should have done, what Pam
Bondi should have had the fucking brains t...

2524
04:35:42,439 --> 04:35:48,020
road and go, we are trying hard and to keep
trying hard, but to not make a big show of...

2525
04:35:48,119 --> 04:35:52,240
If you announce, hey, by the way, we're
coming to raid your shit.

2526
04:35:55,680 --> 04:36:00,509
stupid. If there's some like 40 chess from
that, I don't know what it is.

2527
04:36:00,709 --> 04:36:05,819
I think Pam Bondi is in way over her head and
should be replaced probably like immediately.

2528
04:36:05,830 --> 04:36:12,340
Also, I don't watch Dan Bongino show, so I
don't know a lot about him, but he is also...

2529
04:36:12,409 --> 04:36:15,759
a lot substantial that I can like think of
off the top of my head.

2530
04:36:15,880 --> 04:36:21,799
Perhaps he has, I don't know, but I don't
really, I never really cared for like...

2531
04:36:21,869 --> 04:36:28,740
I wasn't like his target audience that's fine
so i don't i don't have like a i don't kno...

2532
04:36:29,040 --> 04:36:35,540
watcher i'm just like a i thought i thought
you would be cracking skulls to be honest ...

2533
04:36:35,750 --> 04:36:42,299
're being subverted at every turn by every
single person ever and every single like y...

2534
04:36:42,299 --> 04:36:48,939
there's a lot of shit i don't think we'll
ever truly know though i think that's just...

2535
04:36:48,939 --> 04:36:55,639
to make a peace with it'd be like that
sometimes shitty it's not a reason to burn...

2536
04:36:55,639 --> 04:37:02,810
want you to think it is it's always been
bigger than trump it will continue

2537
04:37:02,810 --> 04:37:09,380
on after he is gone out of office he's gonna
live for a long time though so you know bu...

2538
04:37:09,380 --> 04:37:16,069
doesn't end with him it started with him and
when you think about the fact that we had ...

2539
04:37:16,069 --> 04:37:22,639
ryan ticket eight years ago that they tried
to run Nikki Haley this year we got we got...

2540
04:37:22,639 --> 04:37:29,470
work to do elsewhere and you know they should
have kicked the can down the road ultimate...

2541
04:37:29,470 --> 04:37:36,000
thing to do no don't get don't hand out
binders and be like I'm going to get all t...

2542
04:37:36,000 --> 04:37:42,619
wrote a letter that's like the Jim Jordan
school of strongly worded letters approach...

2543
04:37:42,630 --> 04:37:49,299
okay paul send me a link please i keep asking
for it i keep forgetting to check

2544
04:37:49,490 --> 04:37:56,430
the chat did you send it to me oh i forgot to
hang up on discord paul send me a mess or ...

2545
04:37:56,430 --> 04:38:03,490
i could look it up i'm being lazy i gotta go
to bed i just think I don't know

2546
04:38:03,549 --> 04:38:10,220
I also think that I don't know anything
either Dunning Kruger I'm retarded these

2547
04:38:10,220 --> 04:38:16,799
are just I'm just observing with you we're
all just like leaves of grass or something...

2548
04:38:16,799 --> 04:38:23,360
something sentient unless you're one of those
hippies that thinks that grass can

2549
04:38:23,360 --> 04:38:30,119
think I don't know what the fuck I'm talking
about I gotta go to bed I gotta plan my mo...

2550
04:38:30,119 --> 04:38:36,939
birthday mama l by the way also my god paul
there he is link hell

2551
04:38:37,240 --> 04:38:43,840
yeah open link a new tab paul does a stream
oh i'm talking

2552
04:38:43,840 --> 04:38:51,270
okay cool you can go to his stream and watch
me in my stream link in the chat more...

2553
04:38:51,270 --> 04:38:57,779
the that shit has not existed again she
should have brought in a subject matter...

2554
04:38:57,959 --> 04:39:04,529
she could have gotten whitney to come
stateside i think she should have brought ...

2555
04:39:04,529 --> 04:39:11,189
tan grisner shout out to like you know the
real like i would not bring

2556
04:39:11,220 --> 04:39:17,729
me in people are like you should do i don't
actually know there are people who have be...

2557
04:39:17,729 --> 04:39:24,380
know where the bodies are buried or have a
pretty good idea where to look who specifi...

2558
04:39:24,380 --> 04:39:30,959
could write a strongly worded letter that is
not how this is going to go down and I thi...

2559
04:39:30,990 --> 04:39:37,500
many many years ago before any of the I don't
think there was ever truly going to be a

2560
04:39:37,500 --> 04:39:44,119
satisfactory conclusion if she doesn't know
the Epstein files inside and out before sh...

2561
04:39:44,119 --> 04:39:50,669
in there and someone hands her a bunch of
already declassified document she's like g...

2562
04:39:50,669 --> 04:39:57,209
i think that's kind of what happened that's
retarded so many different ways but what i...

2563
04:39:57,229 --> 04:40:03,939
say raid boop url all right cool go watch
paul i'm going to bed lauren

2564
04:40:03,939 --> 04:40:10,919
snipe my stream no i i did it i just had to
go grab the link is

2565
04:40:10,979 --> 04:40:17,919
it raid oh wait confirm raiders of the lost
ark i am not gonna do like

2566
04:40:17,919 --> 04:40:24,650
a i'm not i'm not playing the song i've got
to go i truly have something that is...

2567
04:40:24,650 --> 04:40:31,349
been here for like an hour too long so sorry
love you mean it been a long day i knew th...

2568
04:40:31,349 --> 04:40:37,900
i'd feel better and i do and thanks for
coming on paul sorry i yelled at you again...

2569
04:40:37,900 --> 04:40:44,560
the fucking house all right go raid go watch
paul paul's having a good time he has a gr...

2570
04:40:44,560 --> 04:40:51,549
he's funny and gosh darn it people like him
where's the button i'm just gonna do a...

2571
04:40:51,560 --> 04:40:58,259
no because i leave go away i'm not i'm not
doing anything else except for stalling to...

2572
04:40:58,560 --> 04:41:34,540
there it is okay bye you you