1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,300 You know, I don't really understand this whole USAID or USAID thing. 2 00:00:05,580 --> 00:00:08,460 It can be difficult. Luckily for you, I can explain it. 3 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:08,980 Okay. 4 00:00:09,820 --> 00:00:15,340 See here, you're what's called a taxpayer, and I am the government. 5 00:00:15,740 --> 00:00:16,160 Okay. 6 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:18,820 May I have some tax money, please? 7 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,000 Sure. 8 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:21,640 Great. Here you are. 9 00:00:21,820 --> 00:00:24,860 This is the price you pay for a civilized society. 10 00:00:25,260 --> 00:00:29,000 So you give that $20 to me, the government. 11 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,700 This is an NGO, a non-government organization. 12 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:38,280 And this is an American small business. 13 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:39,080 Okay. 14 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:45,420 Okay, now out of that $20 you give to me, $10 I need to keep because, you know, I've got to keep the lights on. 15 00:00:45,660 --> 00:00:46,020 Sure. 16 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:48,260 And $10 goes to the NGO. 17 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:49,160 All right. 18 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:52,320 This one's called Rochambeau for World Peace. 19 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:53,020 All right. 20 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,720 You see that small business owner right there? 21 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:55,560 Yes. 22 00:00:55,740 --> 00:00:58,500 I'm going to need you to mostly peacefully kick him in the balls. 23 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:00,600 Wait, what? 24 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:01,220 You got a series? 25 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:02,280 You want that money? 26 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:02,680 Yeah. 27 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:03,520 Get a kickin'. 28 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:03,860 All right. 29 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:05,220 Clear. 30 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:05,920 Oh. 31 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:06,600 Oh. 32 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:06,920 Oh. 33 00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:08,060 What? 34 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:08,820 Oh. 35 00:01:09,180 --> 00:01:10,800 But why don't I get anything? 36 00:01:11,260 --> 00:01:12,380 You don't get anything. 37 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:13,520 Very good. 38 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:14,740 You see him right there? 39 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:15,140 Yeah. 40 00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:15,640 Yeah. 41 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:16,740 Take that money from him. 42 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:17,960 Excellent. 43 00:01:18,140 --> 00:01:19,120 Thank you for your taxes. 44 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:21,020 Your contributions are well noted. 45 00:01:21,420 --> 00:01:21,720 May I? 46 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:22,340 Uh, yeah. 47 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:22,820 Thank you. 48 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,100 That's called a kickback. 49 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:30,100 Now, this mouthy little terrorist over here that doesn't understand that free speech has limitations. 50 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:30,700 Yeah. 51 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:31,320 What? 52 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:32,660 He needs a kick in the nuts. 53 00:01:33,140 --> 00:01:33,440 No. 54 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,160 Get a kick in the nuts. 55 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:34,860 I don't think that that's... 56 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:37,780 Oh, my God. 57 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:38,080 Yeah. 58 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:39,520 Now, you see... 59 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:40,380 I heard it shatter. 60 00:01:40,380 --> 00:01:43,220 If the government did that, that would be unethical. 61 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:44,760 Maybe even illegal. 62 00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:45,540 Why? 63 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,820 But a non-government organization... 64 00:01:47,820 --> 00:01:48,260 Why? 65 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,780 ...can kick as many Americans in the nuts as they want. 66 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:55,120 And the best part is, the Americans will pay for it. 67 00:01:55,340 --> 00:01:57,420 Do you like getting kicked in the nuts, friend? 68 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:57,940 No. 69 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,220 Would you like it to stop? 70 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:00,020 Yes. 71 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:01,720 I'm gonna need some more money, please. 72 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,260 I don't have more money. 73 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:04,580 Oh, he doesn't have more money. 74 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,560 This is called an audit. 75 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:06,960 What? 76 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:07,260 No. 77 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:08,560 Oh, God. 78 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:09,480 Oh, God. 79 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:10,740 Oh, God. 80 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:11,960 Oh, that looks painful. 81 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:13,320 That's okay. 82 00:02:14,460 --> 00:02:14,740 Yep. 83 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:17,740 He's gonna have to pick himself up by the bootstraps. 84 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:22,740 40% of Somalia's GDP is our money that we give to them. 85 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:26,920 So, do you care about the Somalians, good sir? 86 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:28,000 Of course. 87 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:29,340 Yeah, have some more money, please. 88 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:32,160 Oh, I think you guys are... 89 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,580 So the NGO took all the rest of it. 90 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,300 You know what that means. 91 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:37,720 He needs an audit. 92 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:38,720 Oh, my God. 93 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:40,680 Oh, please. 94 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:46,780 And this is how your government and non-government organizations make the world a better place. 95 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,780 I'm gonna need that money in the form of a donation. 96 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:51,160 Oh, God. 97 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:52,580 Thank you very much. 98 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:54,000 Oh, God. 99 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:55,120 See? 100 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:55,740 Oh, God. 101 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:58,120 Everybody's happy. 102 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:58,460 It's cold. 103 00:02:59,240 --> 00:02:59,720 It's cold. 104 00:03:00,420 --> 00:03:01,120 It's cold. 105 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:01,180 It's cold. 106 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:03,180 It's cold. 107 00:03:03,180 --> 00:03:05,120 It's cold. 108 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:18,420 It's cold. 109 00:03:18,420 --> 00:03:20,560 It's cold. 110 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:21,780 It's cold.