1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:16,420 The Donald Trump dance has become an absolute phenomenal, weird, ridiculous, like you're 2 00:00:16,420 --> 00:00:18,800 doing that stupid dance, you guys, just stop it. 3 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:23,460 I stop what you're doing, cause I'm about to ruin the image of me that you used to. 4 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:28,120 I look money, a king bee making honey, see, deep state, I hope you're ready for me. 5 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:33,020 Now gather round, I'm the new sheriff in town, all my people rise up and stand your ground. 6 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:37,400 Now drink up all the Diet Coke you got in your show, so just let me introduce myself. 7 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:43,100 My name is Trumpty, I like my mashed potatoes lumpy, fake new though, how I like the punksy. 8 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:46,480 That little sniper on the float tin, he took a shot but he missed me. 9 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:51,020 I don't fall, y'all, I'm lucky everybody, still going strong and funky. 10 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:55,480 So put on your big boy pants, come on, let's do the dance. 11 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,800 Do the Trump, do the Trump, do the Trump, do the Trump. 12 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:04,660 Come on now, let's do the Trump, do the Trump, come on, do the Trump, do the Trump. 13 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:09,120 Check me out, y'all, we do the Trump, do the Trump, just watch me do the Trump, do the 14 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:13,760 Trump, I don't know what I'm doin', doin', we do the Trump, do the Trump. 15 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:18,260 Come on now, we're about to do the Trump, do the Trump, it's time to do the Trump, do the 16 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:18,760 Trump, yeah. 17 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:22,200 My favorite dish is a double Big Mac 18 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,760 Cause I find it quite delicious 19 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:25,700 I ate up all your fries cause it's scrumptious 20 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:28,400 And yo, my squirrel, peanut, are you listening? 21 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,040 Yeah, they took you out like a rap 22 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:31,500 Why they treat you like that? 23 00:01:31,900 --> 00:01:33,840 It never would've happened, not with me 24 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,320 And yeah, it's safe to assume 25 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:37,560 The commonest, the jam, you're gonna end up in a tomb 26 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:40,220 Whoa, crazy, I always really faze these 27 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:42,340 You never catch me cause you're just too lazy 28 00:01:42,340 --> 00:01:44,460 That you want me and my homie fans 29 00:01:44,460 --> 00:01:46,240 Cause this is how we do the dance 30 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,620 You jump, you dance, you chase 31 00:01:48,620 --> 00:01:49,540 You do the jump 32 00:01:51,140 --> 00:01:52,020 Come on 33 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:53,600 I do the Trump, you jump 34 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,340 Come on, let's do the Trump, you jump 35 00:01:55,340 --> 00:01:56,940 Check me out y'all 36 00:01:56,940 --> 00:01:58,220 We do the Trump, you jump 37 00:01:58,220 --> 00:01:59,980 Just watch me do the Trump, you jump 38 00:01:59,980 --> 00:02:02,600 Do anything you know what I'm doing 39 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,560 We do the Trump, you jump 40 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,440 Come on everybody, do the Trump, you jump 41 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,160 It's button, do the Trump, you jump 42 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,700 Yeah, white people 43 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:12,060 Do the Trump, you jump 44 00:02:12,060 --> 00:02:13,860 Do the Trump, you jump 45 00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:34,600 Doesn't he know any other steps besides this? 46 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,560 This should freak everybody out. 47 00:02:43,860 --> 00:03:13,840 Thank you.