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and we're live. Today we've got President Trump and Elon Musk in the studio. Welcome back, guys.

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Hey, Joe. Good to see you. Always a pleasure, Joe. Now, President Trump, you've been back in

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office for less than two weeks, and it's fair to say you're keeping busy. How's it going?

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Well, Joe, as you know, we're sending the bad people back to their countries. But if I'm honest,

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I think I may have overdone it with the Hispanics. Oh, yeah? Yeah, Joe, Taco Tuesday feels different

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now. Less taco, more Tuesday. What about you, Elon? What's up? The usual. Building cars,

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science experiments, pioneering rocket technology. How German of you? Nice one. I did not see that

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one coming. Come on, guys. Do you really think this is a good idea? Just kidding. Baby, I love you.

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Anyways, Mr. President, what's next on your agenda? Well, Joe, we've got a lot of things to take care

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of, starting with all of the... Sorry, guys. I think there was something wrong with that elk steak I

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had for lunch. Don't be sorry. You know I'm quite the fatter myself. Listen, guys, no one knows farts

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like I do. I have the best farts, the warmest farts, farts that smell like you've never smelled

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before. I feel sorry for Melania. Don't be. She's my closest competitor. Hey, did you guys

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know I invented a new type of fart? What? Yeah, I call it the Atmos fart. Check it out.

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This guy's a genius.