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Hey everybody, gather round. I'm here to give you anything you like. You want free college, energy, mortgages, whatever you like. You have come to the right place. Why? I'll tell you why.

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Who can take your money? With a twinkle in their eye. Take it all away and give it to some other guy. The government. The government can. Who can tax the sunrise? Who can tax the trees? Who can tax the trees?

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Let you run a business and collect up all the fees. The government. The government. Oh, the government can. The government can. And the government can. Cause they mix it up with lies and make it all taste good.

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The government can.

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And who can give a bailout? Who can give a bailout? Tell us to behave. Tell us to behave. And make the founding fathers roll over in the grave.

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The government. The government. Oh, the government can. The government can. And the government can. Come and mix it up with lies and make it all taste good. Make it all taste good.

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The government. The government takes everything we make. Now what we're hungry and malicious.

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Their economics aren't fictitious. Soon we'll have to eat our dishes.

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Oh, who can be a failure

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In so many ways

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And instead of getting fired

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Hey, we'll give ourselves a raise

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The government

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Oh, the government can

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And the government can

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Because they make it up

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We'll have to make it all taste good

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And your Uncle Sam can

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Because he mixes it

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We'll have to make it all taste good

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Make it all taste good

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And it feels so good

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Because the government says I should