1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,160 Today, I am signing an executive order making it legal to call your friends fags and retards 2 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:13,540 if they are doing something faggy or retarded. Fags and retards, ladies and gentlemen. We've 3 00:00:13,540 --> 00:00:18,660 got to start calling our friends this again, and we will. We're going to call them fags and retards 4 00:00:18,660 --> 00:00:18,980 again.