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Welcome back to the world's most popular game show.

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Why does everyone hate the Jews?

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OK, folks, you know how this goes.

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Let's put two minutes on the clock,

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top 15 answers on the board.

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Why does everyone hate the Jews?

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Yes, Mel.

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Because they're cheap.

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50 points.

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Joyce.

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Oh, Bill, I know this one.

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Because they control the media.

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Show me they control the media.

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How about because they killed Jesus?

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I'd say killing a messiah is a pretty Jew-y thing to do.

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Oh, lightning round, double the money.

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Because they start all the wars in the world.

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Because they control the world's financial institutions,

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leading all non-Jews to inevitable financial ruin

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while benefiting only themselves.

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Because they used to kill Christian children

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and use their blood to bake their weird Passover bread.

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Because, you know.

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Because they run Hollywood.

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Because, like, can they get over this Holocaust thing already?

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Yeah, move on, Jews.

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Because they're rapists.

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Ponzi schemers.

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Globalists.

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Because they're Jews.

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Oh, Joyce wins big money tonight, folks.

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Congratulations, Joyce.

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A game well played.

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I'll read it.

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It's a great job.

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It's a great job.

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But this is a great job.

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I did the best job forwon.

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But this is like a guy in the world.

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It's a great job, Phoenix.

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Because my object's world,

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I направ a lot together for them.

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I was in the world.

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こんな job.

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I made my job.