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You know, it's just good to see everybody having a good time.

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The country's almost back to normal before World War III.

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COVID was just so strange.

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We lost a lot of people during COVID,

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and most of them are still alive.

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Yeah, right?

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Right?

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Yeah, there's a lot of people that I don't fuck with anymore.

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Before COVID, I would have told you

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that vaccines are the most important invention in human history.

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After COVID, I'm like, I don't think we went to the moon.

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I think Michelle Obama's got a dick.

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I think Pizzagate is real.

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I think there's direct energy weapons in Antarctica!

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I'm just kidding.

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I don't think Michelle Obama's got a dick,

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but I believe all that other shit.