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Wow, that's great. The pilot was chosen because of their skin color.

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Hey, I have to pretend to be mad you said that.

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Uh, no, I'm saying it like it's a good thing.

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Good, because it's definitely a good thing.

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So good, I want to warn everyone on the plane about the good news.

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What a fabulous idea.

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Hey, everyone, ladies, gentlemen, children.

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There are children on this plane? Oh, wonderful.

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Uh, great news.

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Really great news.

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Uh, this airline has decided to pick its pilots based on diversity.

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Oh, wonderful. My child is here.

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Ah, yeah, I'm so glad to witness history like this.

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Ha ha, yeah, we really are going to be history.

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Whoa, that's so great.

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I wish the people who built the plane were selected because they were black women.

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We need the person in the front of the plane to be a different color than the people in the back of the plane.

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Or the same skin color. Ha ha, I can't think of anything more important in a pilot than them looking like me.

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Hey, flew in Desert Storm and got passed up for this job. I'm so happy for they them.

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Hey, everyone. Thank you for flying with us today.

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Ha ha. To celebrate our new pilot's inaugural flight, we're just going to leave the seatbelt signs on the whole time, if that's okay.

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Please, don't ask me for anything.

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In today's news, DEI Airlines Flight 267 has landed unconventionally with no survivors.

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It's suspected that white supremacist attitudes among passengers likely caused the pilot to lose control of the airline,

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with DEI Airlines opening an investigation into passenger conduct.

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And this news station has obtained audio of the flight's final moments from the flight's box of color.

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Oh, wow. I, uh, I've never been on a plane pointed in this direction before.

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Oh, how historic.

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Who says they're supposed to stay in the air anyway?

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I'm a retired pilot. Maybe I can help?

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Not to imply she needs my help or anything.

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Oh, yeah. I wouldn't want to imply that.

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Yeah, I think maybe it's time for Lightman to sit down and listen.

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Correct.

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Sorry.

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Oh, we're really close to the ground, huh?

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Correct.

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Not that that's a bad thing.

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Correct.

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Oh, wow. The airline released this statement earlier today.

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We at DEI Airlines would like to sincerely apologize.

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After reviewing black box audio from an unconventionally landed flight,

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it's been revealed that our customers failed to clap for our pilot after the plane made contact with the ground.

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White pilots receive applause every day, and this is an unacceptable double standard.

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We vow to do better and are starting by withholding settlement money from the passengers' families.