1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,300 You know, I run with Satan every day. He's at me all the time. 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:05,620 So it doesn't bother me if he's got a red suit on. 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:06,560 JJ? 4 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:08,080 What? 5 00:00:09,180 --> 00:00:10,020 Anything you want to say? 6 00:00:10,660 --> 00:00:10,980 No. 7 00:00:11,340 --> 00:00:13,640 See, let me say this other one thing, too. 8 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:17,360 If you put him in the midst of children and put Jesus here, 9 00:00:17,460 --> 00:00:19,020 and all the kids will follow Santa Claus. 10 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:20,620 I don't see it happening. 11 00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:23,040 I'll tell you what we do. We go along, feel our way. 12 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:27,300 If it looks totally, you know, stupid or offensive, then we won't do it. 13 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:29,120 But let's get a sense of the lie of the land. 14 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:30,900 It's going to be cold. It's very cold. 15 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:32,640 Ooh, it is cold, isn't it? 16 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,460 Here we go. Volunteers of America. 17 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:36,920 Are we all here? 18 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:37,600 We're here, sir. 19 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:38,760 Follow the leader. 20 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:40,480 Good morning. 21 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:42,480 Hi, I'm Louis Theroux. 22 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:43,480 Deborah Sanchez. 23 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:44,320 Deborah Sanchez. 24 00:00:44,540 --> 00:00:45,520 This is my team. 25 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:46,280 These are your elves? 26 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,240 Well, yep, I guess so. Elves, Sanchez. I'm not sure. 27 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:51,800 I want you to know, Deborah, we've got a couple of sensitivities 28 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,460 that we should be aware of. 29 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:54,100 Yeah, I know. 30 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:55,600 Just so we get off on the right footing. 31 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:59,340 Um, JJ doesn't like looking ridiculous. 32 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:00,780 I don't know why. 33 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:03,660 We don't mind looking ridiculous, but Ren... 34 00:01:03,660 --> 00:01:04,100 I don't mind. 35 00:01:04,540 --> 00:01:07,800 Ren doesn't mind looking ridiculous, but he also... 36 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:11,480 Ren was a little bit concerned about some of the iconography of Christmas, 37 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:12,460 specifically. 38 00:01:12,580 --> 00:01:14,240 The Santa is a bit satanic. 39 00:01:14,780 --> 00:01:15,600 I just, uh... 40 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:17,600 I just, uh... 41 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:18,800 I'm confused. 42 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:23,600 Santa's a sweet, jolly guy who spreads love and joy. 43 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,160 Well, I'm sure you'll get a chance to discuss this with him. 44 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,440 Well, the only problem is, see, this is Christ's birthday. 45 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,040 And he should be the center of his birthday. 46 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:34,720 Oh, Randy. 47 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,960 But yet, this man dressed in red and black belt. 48 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:39,380 Randy. 49 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:40,360 Long beard. 50 00:01:41,300 --> 00:01:43,440 But Randy wants to be a team player, so he's coming along. 51 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:43,660 Yes, I am. 52 00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:44,000 He's going to help. 53 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:44,660 I am. I'm a team player. 54 00:01:44,660 --> 00:01:46,220 But I just wanted you to know... 55 00:01:46,220 --> 00:01:47,580 Who's going to actually play Santa? 56 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:48,540 Well, how does this work? 57 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:49,940 Because I thought we were going to be Santas. 58 00:01:50,020 --> 00:01:50,400 We should be Santas. 59 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,560 We're not all going to be Santas? 60 00:01:51,620 --> 00:01:53,760 No, we've got Santas and we've got elves. 61 00:01:53,940 --> 00:01:54,300 Okay. 62 00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:55,440 Well, what's this elf thing? 63 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,500 The elves are cool. It's all right. 64 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:58,600 I'd rather not put a... 65 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:00,680 a St. Claus suit. 66 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:01,380 Okay. 67 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:02,620 Sorry, I'll volunteer. 68 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:03,880 I'll be St. Claus. 69 00:02:04,380 --> 00:02:05,240 Okay, let's go. 70 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:05,600 Okay. 71 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,200 You better not fight. 72 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,020 You better not fight, I'm telling you why. 73 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:10,420 Why? 74 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:13,560 Santa Claus is coming to town. 75 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,020 Gather on. 76 00:02:15,020 --> 00:02:15,400 Wow. 77 00:02:15,780 --> 00:02:16,600 Ho, ho, ho! 78 00:02:16,660 --> 00:02:16,880 Second. 79 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:20,660 Ho, ho, ho, you guys. 80 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:22,440 Give me five. 81 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:23,940 All right. 82 00:02:25,380 --> 00:02:26,560 Santa's a big guy. 83 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:27,100 He's strong. 84 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,260 Are you all right, Randy? 85 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:28,860 I'm okay. 86 00:02:29,060 --> 00:02:29,540 What's happening? 87 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:30,580 Well, just a shock. 88 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:31,120 Paul? 89 00:02:31,340 --> 00:02:32,880 It's just, you know, kind of a shock. 90 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:33,360 Go on. 91 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:35,460 Well, you know, just the whole scene. 92 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:36,780 Ho, ho, ho! 93 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:38,040 We'll see what we can do. 94 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:39,240 Oh, true! 95 00:02:39,580 --> 00:02:39,840 Oh! 96 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,640 But why does it make you feel weird? 97 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:42,400 Well, the symbol. 98 00:02:43,180 --> 00:02:44,500 Because it symbolizes? 99 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:45,520 The Antigrap. 100 00:02:45,740 --> 00:02:46,120 Uh-oh. 101 00:02:47,060 --> 00:02:48,700 You better stop talking about that. 102 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:49,720 That's bringing me down. 103 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:51,720 All right. 104 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:52,300 Hello! 105 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:53,340 Black belt! 106 00:02:53,460 --> 00:02:55,160 Not a brown belt, not a white belt. 107 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:56,520 Ho, ho, ho! 108 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:57,500 Money going. 109 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:57,880 Hello! 110 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:58,300 Hello! 111 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:01,660 Volunteers of America! 112 00:03:01,860 --> 00:03:03,200 We want to help feed the homeless! 113 00:03:03,580 --> 00:03:05,840 Get a photo with Santa for a small donation. 114 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:06,680 Okay. 115 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:08,420 Okay, everybody, smile! 116 00:03:08,580 --> 00:03:09,260 All right! 117 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:10,840 Have your picture made with Santa. 118 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,520 Well, after a shaky start, we all pulled together, 119 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:18,440 and in the end, raised nearly $300 for the homeless. 120 00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:20,160 Have your picture made with Santa. 121 00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:21,760 I don't want to jinx it, 122 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:25,040 but I'm feeling pretty good about bringing my friends together. 123 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:26,180 Santa! 124 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:30,180 Are you thinking maybe you should forget about living up on a mountain in Idaho 125 00:03:30,180 --> 00:03:32,460 and come down and do this full time? 126 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:33,820 It's not me. 127 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:34,860 It's tempting. 128 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:37,480 Definitely, it's tempting. 129 00:03:37,580 --> 00:03:38,120 What is it? 130 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,760 You've taken it twice! 131 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:43,120 You've got to find out who's naughty or nice! 132 00:03:43,460 --> 00:03:46,920 Santa Claus is coming to time! 133 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:53,140 The kids and girls and boys will have a jubilee! 134 00:03:54,140 --> 00:03:57,920 They're going to build a tar-land town all around the country! 135 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:02,760 It means a lot to me that even though you opposed the idea of Santa Claus, 136 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,680 that you came out and helped us. 137 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:05,880 Oh, listen, I want to. 138 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:06,340 Why? 139 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:06,880 Why do you want to? 140 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,300 Well, I want to be a member of the team. 141 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:09,300 You know? 142 00:04:10,660 --> 00:04:18,160 Oh, I'm happy to be a man with a long white beard. 143 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,320 He's coming to town! 144 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,240 I think it's Santa! 145 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,960 Oh, Santa, come on! 146 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:24,680 I think it's Santa! 147 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:25,320 I think it's Santa! 148 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:25,800 I think it's Santa! 149 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:25,960 I think it's Santa! 150 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:26,940 I think it's Santa! 151 00:04:26,940 --> 00:04:27,760 I think it's Santa! 152 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:28,420 I think it's Santa! 153 00:04:28,420 --> 00:04:29,940 December 21st. 154 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,640 Four days till Christmas. 155 00:04:32,380 --> 00:04:34,240 Today is Randy's day. 156 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:35,780 His personal goal? 157 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:38,140 To convert Manhattan. 158 00:04:38,140 --> 00:04:44,140 I'd like it if the team could come along, but I'm a little worried about the JJ factor. 159 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:50,140 As a porn star, I'm thinking he might have a problem promoting fundamentalist Christianity. 160 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:55,140 Now, I know your family, you came from kind of a Christian background in some respects, is that right? 161 00:04:55,140 --> 00:04:57,140 My parents are. 162 00:04:57,140 --> 00:05:00,140 Thanks very much. And you sort of rebel against that? 163 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:02,140 No. No? I just don't believe in it. 164 00:05:02,140 --> 00:05:06,140 Do your parents put more religious pressure on you now that you're in the business? 165 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:10,140 My mom. Yeah. 166 00:05:10,140 --> 00:05:13,140 My brother just gives up, but my mom is annoying about it. 167 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:18,140 She's mentioned something every time I talk to her, you know, about me quitting and all this other crap. 168 00:05:18,140 --> 00:05:24,140 You know, that's, you know, if God will help you take crap. 169 00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:27,140 You seem slightly defensive about religion, a little bit. 170 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:34,140 It's not defensive, it's just... I don't know. It depends on how it's asked. 171 00:05:34,140 --> 00:05:37,140 I don't like things shoved down my throat. 172 00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:39,140 So my parents tried, and it's a bad idea. 173 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:41,140 Mm-hmm. 174 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:46,140 Hmm. Looks like JJ won't be part of Randy's crusade. 175 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:49,140 Hmm. Okay, here we go. 176 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:53,140 But Mike will. He believes in a New Age religion called the Course in Miracles. 177 00:05:53,140 --> 00:05:57,140 Mike, you sure you don't have a problem coming out and helping Randy? 178 00:05:57,140 --> 00:05:58,140 No. No problem. 179 00:05:58,140 --> 00:05:59,140 Really? 180 00:05:59,140 --> 00:06:02,140 Do you have any spiritual beliefs? 181 00:06:02,140 --> 00:06:05,140 Well, I need to ask a question first, though, before... 182 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:08,140 Do I? Can I ask my question and then you can ask yours? 183 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:13,140 No. I've asked a question and I... Courtesy demands an answer. 184 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:18,140 Um... Do I have any spiritual beliefs? 185 00:06:18,140 --> 00:06:19,140 Yes. 186 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:25,140 That's a tough one. 187 00:06:25,140 --> 00:06:28,140 I'd say yes, but not really. 188 00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:35,140 Well, that's about as evasive an answer as a man could give. 189 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:41,140 What's the fundamental difference between your belief, the Course in Miracles, and Randy's belief? 190 00:06:41,140 --> 00:06:53,140 Yeah, well, the thing about fundamentalist Christians is that they believe the Bible to be the absolute literal truth. 191 00:06:53,140 --> 00:06:54,140 No... 192 00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:55,140 No ifs, or buts. 193 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:56,140 Yeah. 194 00:06:56,140 --> 00:07:02,140 But the Course in Miracles is something that was given to us for this 20th century by Christ, as a matter of fact. 195 00:07:02,140 --> 00:07:08,140 It was channeled from 1965 to 1972. 196 00:07:08,140 --> 00:07:14,140 So you're telling me that the Course in Miracles is basically a transmission from Jesus Christ? 197 00:07:14,140 --> 00:07:15,140 Yes. 198 00:07:15,140 --> 00:07:19,140 And so, I mean, if you tell Randy that, I mean, what do you think is going to happen? 199 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:20,140 I think he's going to wig out. 200 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,140 I mean, he's going to be upset, though. 201 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:23,140 Yeah, he's going to be upset, sure. 202 00:07:23,140 --> 00:07:24,140 Sure. 203 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:25,140 Randy! 204 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:30,140 Randy's plan to convert Manhattan involves a revolutionary new technique. 205 00:07:30,140 --> 00:07:31,140 Good to see you. 206 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:32,140 Good to see you. 207 00:07:32,140 --> 00:07:33,140 I brought a helper. 208 00:07:33,140 --> 00:07:34,140 Hey, Mike. 209 00:07:34,140 --> 00:07:35,140 Hey, ready? 210 00:07:35,140 --> 00:07:36,140 You want to help us? 211 00:07:36,140 --> 00:07:37,140 Sure. 212 00:07:37,140 --> 00:07:40,140 In the past, he used Christian bumper stickers to win souls. 213 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:42,140 Now, balloons. 214 00:07:42,140 --> 00:07:43,140 Oh, yes. 215 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:47,140 On each balloon, there's a little card called a gospel card. 216 00:07:47,140 --> 00:07:48,140 Well, the balloons themselves... 217 00:07:48,140 --> 00:07:50,140 And the balloon has the message on it, too. 218 00:07:50,140 --> 00:07:52,140 Want to go to heaven? 219 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:56,140 Call 1-800-252-LORD. 220 00:07:56,140 --> 00:08:00,140 Go Tell Ministries Incorporated... 221 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:01,140 Celebrate... 222 00:08:01,140 --> 00:08:02,140 Cleburne. 223 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:03,140 Cleburne, Texas. 224 00:08:03,140 --> 00:08:04,140 Cleburne, Texas. 225 00:08:04,140 --> 00:08:07,140 And when they get down at the bottom, people see them coming. 226 00:08:07,140 --> 00:08:09,140 They'll pick it up, and they'll read this. 227 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:15,140 And they go to the nearest phone, and they will hear a 60-second gospel message. 228 00:08:15,140 --> 00:08:18,140 Preached by Randy James. 229 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:28,140 For Randy's Manhattan Project, he's inflated 500 balloons using just three gas canisters and two windbags. 230 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:35,140 Everything's all right in my father's house, in my father's house, in my father's house. 231 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:43,140 Everything's all right in my father's house where there's joy, joy, joy. 232 00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:44,140 Whoo! 233 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:45,140 That sounded good. 234 00:08:45,140 --> 00:08:47,140 We're working like a unit now. 235 00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:48,140 Yes. 236 00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:49,140 Shall we get back to it? 237 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:52,140 I'm going to heaven. 238 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:54,140 Wanna come along? 239 00:08:54,140 --> 00:08:55,140 Oh, Louie. 240 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:56,140 Hey, Louie. 241 00:08:56,140 --> 00:08:57,140 Yeah. 242 00:08:57,140 --> 00:08:59,140 I want you to take a little bit more helium. 243 00:08:59,140 --> 00:09:02,140 Say, Jesus is Lord. 244 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:04,140 Jesus is Lord. 245 00:09:05,140 --> 00:09:06,140 He said it. 246 00:09:06,140 --> 00:09:07,140 He said it. 247 00:09:07,140 --> 00:09:09,140 You're trying to drug me up and convert me on you. 248 00:09:09,140 --> 00:09:10,140 Is this legal? 249 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:11,140 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 250 00:09:11,140 --> 00:09:12,140 He said it. 251 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:13,140 Take a good tube. 252 00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:14,140 I don't think. 253 00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:15,140 Jesus is Lord. 254 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:16,140 Look, Randy, that's New York. 255 00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:17,140 Right. 256 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,140 Waiting for... 257 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,140 The launch. 258 00:09:19,140 --> 00:09:20,140 The launch of the balloons. 259 00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:21,140 Yeah. 260 00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:22,140 Uninhabited area. 261 00:09:22,140 --> 00:09:23,140 Move them. 262 00:09:23,140 --> 00:09:24,140 Keep coming. 263 00:09:24,140 --> 00:09:25,140 Move them out. 264 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:26,140 Get them out. 265 00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:27,140 But move them out. 266 00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:28,140 Move them out. 267 00:09:28,140 --> 00:09:29,140 Get them out. 268 00:09:29,140 --> 00:09:30,140 Yeah. 269 00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:31,140 Uninhabited area. 270 00:09:31,140 --> 00:09:32,140 Move them. 271 00:09:32,140 --> 00:09:33,140 Keep coming. 272 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,140 Move them out. 273 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,140 Get them out. 274 00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:36,140 Move them out. 275 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:37,140 Get them out. 276 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:39,140 Get them out. 277 00:09:39,140 --> 00:09:40,140 Get them out. 278 00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:41,140 Get them out. 279 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:42,140 Get them out. 280 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:43,140 Get them out. 281 00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:44,140 Get them out. 282 00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:45,140 Get them out. 283 00:09:45,140 --> 00:09:46,140 Get them out. 284 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:51,140 Working under Sergeant Randy James, Mike, Patsy and I position our balloons to be launched 285 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:52,140 over Manhattan. 286 00:09:52,140 --> 00:09:53,140 How are we doing, Randy? 287 00:09:53,140 --> 00:09:54,140 Is this far enough? 288 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:55,140 Oh, no. 289 00:09:55,140 --> 00:09:56,140 This is... 290 00:09:56,140 --> 00:09:57,140 We've got to go a little bit farther. 291 00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:58,140 Got to clear the... 292 00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,140 This building. 293 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:08,820 this building now all we need is the go-ahead from randy's commander-in-chief father we just 294 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:14,260 ask you now to bless these pollutants lord that they go to the hands that will need them 295 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:28,260 and they will not be lost anywhere in woods or hang up anywhere father amen and amen 296 00:10:29,140 --> 00:10:48,820 oh hallelujah oh hallelujah oh hallelujah look at those take these look at them in the sky yeah oh wow 297 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:54,260 look at them up there they look great you can see them so far away you see all the way up there 298 00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:59,140 oh you can see them like stars yeah there they go praise the lord 299 00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:11,460 wow look at them do you feel good randy oh yes hallelujah really amen and we did we did well 300 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:18,180 the team did well i think perfect it's too bad jj wasn't here jj should have seen this i'm praying 301 00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:23,540 what about mike i'm praying for i don't know about mike i don't know what he believes well we'll go 302 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:28,580 into that later yeah good how do you feel mike did you get anything at tingle it was a great day 303 00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:34,900 really yeah wonderful i think anytime you uh spread a uh a spiritual message it's uh of worth 304 00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:41,860 how do you feel good i love seeing balloons go up 305 00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:49,940 it was a great day the launch went so well it hardly mattered that none of the balloons actually 306 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:50,900 went to manhattan 307 00:11:55,540 --> 00:12:04,420 december 22nd three days till christmas today is mike's day his mission to make it as a folk singer 308 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:11,140 i want to help out hey mike hey louis how you going sorry i'm late man so i've used my connections in 309 00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:16,340 the music industry to get him in with an up and coming producer you ready yes you know where we're 310 00:12:16,340 --> 00:12:23,940 going no no recording studio recording studio uh run by a woman called gig lizzie okay and she's a nice 311 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:28,340 woman from what i can tell she's gonna she's gonna be able to uh she's gonna give you some direction 312 00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:31,300 i think and also if you need it you know sorry let me i'm not making any sense 313 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:39,540 hey hey how you doing give a gig lizzie uh you've come to the right place yeah is that gig lizzie yes 314 00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:46,020 it is i'm louis through from bbc2 nice to meet you this is mike hey mike hey 315 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:54,180 does this look all right to you mike yeah studio wise i mean i don't really know a bit out of my depth 316 00:12:54,180 --> 00:13:00,900 here so gig lizzie can i give you the pitch on mike you know he's he's uh he's not he's no spring chicken 317 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:05,700 but he's the real thing he's from idaho he dropped out in 68 he never dropped back in do 318 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:10,980 you know what i'm saying like you you cannot find someone did you know mike lives underground 319 00:13:11,780 --> 00:13:17,940 no that's fascinating yeah and that's no bs that's totally true he lives in an underground 320 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:22,740 home and he's lived there for how many how many years uh since 71. since 71. i don't know if that 321 00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:27,300 matters to you it matters to me greatly i'm an environmentalist and i belong to several 322 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:33,220 organizations that are pretty radical some of them even chain themselves to trees i haven't 323 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:38,820 chained myself to a tree but i've been uh battling with the uh non-environmentalist forces forever 324 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:43,780 since i've been up in idaho he goes and starts fights in loggers bars oh my god oh i can't believe 325 00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:47,700 it you've come to the right place yeah i want to go home with you 326 00:13:47,700 --> 00:14:02,740 okay where are you gonna go when there's nowhere else to go north to alaska south of mexico 327 00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:16,500 traveling on great lyrics got a real good hook let's go let's go we don't want you to write 328 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:20,420 your voice though and we got to stay focused you just pretend you're a siren 329 00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:35,540 what about the name mike ayla it's not so bad what about mountain mike mountain mike that is pretty 330 00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:48,180 good mountain mike that's it i've been called that before excellent picture the front doorway of your home 331 00:14:50,420 --> 00:15:01,860 excellent and look up at the sky excellent oh that's wonderful you have these lovely blue eyes 332 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:06,980 and your skin is so nice can i just take your glasses off would you mind just to get one shot 333 00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:19,220 without them okay now look right at me okay excellent knock them dead okay hey hey mike it's lizzie 334 00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:25,460 would you feel more comfortable sweetie if i was with you or if i stayed in here um either way 335 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:30,900 let's try it this way first okay take a nice deep breath before you start your song 336 00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:40,580 mike stand by we're rolling i left a girl in new york one in idaho i hopped a freight in thorda and 337 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:47,940 through oh hi oh it's okay has it ever happened that an artist has been really successful 338 00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:52,820 and critically acclaimed without actually having that much talent it doesn't really matter though 339 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:57,300 his worst enemy is himself actually what really yeah you got to watch yourself talk when you're 340 00:15:57,300 --> 00:16:00,820 a musician you got to tell yourself you're great all the time we just have to get through his 341 00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:06,020 blockage don't shine me on because i he's a friend and i and as a friend i don't want to 342 00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:09,620 be in a position of like leading him up the garden path but see i'm not into limitations 343 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:12,820 you know what i mean that's who i know you know what i mean i'm just saying like he shouldn't 344 00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:17,700 pursue something that's just not gonna happen because it's not fair on him you know what else 345 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:21,940 does he have to do but live in the woods i want to go with everybody he might as well try he could 346 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:30,020 be one of the first older people that makes it i left a girl in new york one in idaho i hopped a freight 347 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:36,740 in thordon again guys oh what happened okay uh i screwed up on the last verse mountain mike that was 348 00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:44,420 excellent keep going yeah you know what watch yourself talk um but i was wondering if the 349 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,900 sounded really good to me mike i thought it sounded excellent 350 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:50,980 yeah 351 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:59,860 i'm like you i get so nervous when i'm performing in front of people and all you got to do is 352 00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:05,540 just remember that you're here for a reason you know god put you here and you know that and i 353 00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:11,460 know that then you're going to get national exposure okay this message is going to hit home to a lot of 354 00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:17,700 people who are living in little boxes okay they're not even they're not even in touch with the earth 355 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:22,660 and that's what you represent you represent the earth and the message that people can live in harmony 356 00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:28,500 with the earth and heal this planet okay so i don't want you to be negative about yourself at all 357 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:34,180 because you're really beautiful okay i'm really impressed with your character and your strength 358 00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:37,300 so just relax take a nice deep breath 359 00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:40,740 okay 360 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:49,060 thanks very much guys here let me walk you out mike it was great to meet you 361 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:54,180 there's one thing i got to get from you that's a hippie hug you bet how do you know 362 00:17:57,860 --> 00:18:03,380 thank you for help she seemed pretty good i thought what do you think mike i thought she was 363 00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:08,020 excellent really yeah did you really you're not just saying that yeah no i'm impressed did you think 364 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:17,940 she was keen on you um i hope so do you i thought she was kind of a kind of a groovy gal you thought 365 00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:25,060 she was groovy yeah really yeah she was nice i think she has a boyfriend there though so no she's 366 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:33,060 getting divorced oh she's getting divorced yeah oh well it looks like mike's on his way 367 00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:40,100 and what with randy's balloon release being such a success i'm feeling pretty good about the individual 368 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:48,340 missions the only problem is when we get together as a team we're still not gelling the way i envisioned 369 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:53,220 maybe i was naive to think we'd ever be able to rise above our differences 370 00:18:54,420 --> 00:19:00,820 but now a team event gig lizzie has booked mike at a nightclub and the others are coming to lend support 371 00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:14,820 this is mike's big night the pressure is on a little confidence building 372 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:28,820 would it help if i joined in oh yes please do let's do it together yeah ready 373 00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:42,260 okay we have a very special guest here all the way from idaho i'd love you to give a very warm 374 00:19:42,260 --> 00:19:44,020 welcome welcome to mount mike 375 00:19:56,980 --> 00:20:03,700 where are you gonna go when there's nowhere else to go north to alaska south of mexico 376 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:24,180 i'll probably keep on roaming that story's awful sad where are you gonna go when there's nowhere else to go 377 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:38,180 to go north to alaska south of mexico 378 00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:52,180 i think i had another verse to that but i forgot it some time ago don't feel bad i've seen many a person forget the words to their own songs and then playing the same song for 20 years but 379 00:20:52,180 --> 00:21:06,180 yes the bottom line is step aside bob jillen step aside you know lilith bear jewel you know lisa lowe because mountain mike is taking it all right 380 00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:20,180 mike i'm really proud of you 381 00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:22,180 okay 382 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,180 that's only one in turn 383 00:21:28,660 --> 00:21:34,180 it was 384 00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:48,180 do 385 00:21:48,180 --> 00:22:00,240 December 23rd. Two days till Christmas. 386 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,240 This is JJ's day. 387 00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:08,400 I've been putting it off, but it's time to face the biggest challenge of the week. 388 00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:12,540 The true test as to how far we've come as a team. 389 00:22:12,780 --> 00:22:15,840 So, does anyone know what the plan is today? I know JJ does. 390 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,840 This afternoon, JJ's got a photo shoot. 391 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:24,080 You know, I'd love it if the team could, I don't know about being involved, but just sort of support JJ. 392 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,420 Does that sound all right, Mike? 393 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:26,040 Yeah. 394 00:22:26,380 --> 00:22:28,700 I know, like, what do you think, Randy? You're making a face. 395 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:36,080 I don't know too much about it, but as I understand, it would involve things that might be undopped. 396 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:40,940 You know, I'd rather not be near or part of it. 397 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:42,420 Could I run that by the team? 398 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:42,760 Yes. 399 00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:43,060 Yeah. 400 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,100 Is that okay? 401 00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:45,620 What? 402 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,720 Yeah, I'm not sure if I'm going to want to stay for much of this either. 403 00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:52,780 We'll see what's going on. 404 00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:57,260 I don't want to be a... 405 00:22:57,260 --> 00:22:57,840 I don't know. 406 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:58,880 Come on. 407 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,200 You're not even being... 408 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,540 You're not even vaguely convincing as someone... 409 00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:07,500 I'm not into public sex, let's put it that way. 410 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,220 This is what's called softcore. Am I right, JJ? 411 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:09,660 Yeah. 412 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:10,220 Yeah, come on, Mike. 413 00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:11,340 I reserve the right to leave. 414 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,040 Don't be silly. 415 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:12,660 No, yeah, no, no. 416 00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:15,380 Actually, a lot of people don't like to watch it. 417 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,460 But you know what it is, though? 418 00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:19,760 It's just about learning about each other, because that's what this has been about in the Christmas 419 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,340 season, you know, finding out about each other's lives. 420 00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:23,600 Okay, well... 421 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,320 Well, you don't have to get nude to do that, do you? 422 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,840 No, we don't have to get nude. 423 00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:27,560 I mean, no one else. 424 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:32,720 I don't have to view nudity to find out about somebody else's life. 425 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:33,520 No, no. 426 00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:36,240 You've never been nude in front of me, and I know a lot about you. 427 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:36,800 That's true. 428 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:40,960 Do it. 429 00:23:45,460 --> 00:23:47,420 Hi-ho, hi-ho. 430 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,240 It's off to work we go. 431 00:23:49,240 --> 00:24:00,160 Hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho. 432 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,720 Micah, this is for J.J. 433 00:24:01,820 --> 00:24:04,440 Boy, Tristan, I'll just let you know, Micah and I don't mind helping if there's stuff you 434 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:04,840 need to do. 435 00:24:04,980 --> 00:24:06,060 Randy's a fundamentalist. 436 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,620 He'd prefer not to be involved. 437 00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:10,660 Okay, no problem. 438 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:11,500 It's no problem. 439 00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:13,960 And what very broadly is the concept? 440 00:24:14,060 --> 00:24:15,440 We've got a couple of young lovers are out. 441 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,980 It's Christmas, they're picking up... 442 00:24:16,980 --> 00:24:18,820 These are young lovers on Christmas Eve. 443 00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:20,740 They're walking around, having a good time. 444 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:22,680 Honey, take the hair out of your face, please. 445 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,400 Thank you. 446 00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:25,140 They're having a good time. 447 00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:29,700 They're in the holiday spirit, and they're all excited. 448 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:35,360 And we're going to watch as their excitement manifests beyond the norm. 449 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,640 Guys got to smile and laugh a lot. 450 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:38,700 Smile and laugh a lot. 451 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,620 Why are you waving this thing in their lens? 452 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:44,860 Well, this is a special kind of photo shoot we do in the adult industry. 453 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,060 It's called the peep show shoot. 454 00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:48,960 What this gives the effect of is the shooting through the bushes. 455 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:53,140 So it'll look like that I'm someone who's actually watching a real couple really doing this. 456 00:24:53,180 --> 00:24:55,740 It looks like I'm hiding in the bushes and I'm a stalker. 457 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,520 Let's look at the pretty, the pretty decorations. 458 00:24:58,660 --> 00:24:59,020 Hold it. 459 00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:00,160 Randy, what do you think? 460 00:25:00,260 --> 00:25:01,800 I sure am glad I'm not a part of it. 461 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:02,160 Really? 462 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,260 Mike looks like he's getting into it. 463 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:04,760 Yeah. 464 00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:06,120 That position's cute. 465 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,000 Having a lot of fun. 466 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,160 Real slow, real slow. 467 00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:10,960 Go ahead, have fun. 468 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,640 The hotel is an acronym for the gospel on the telephone. 469 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,220 Uh-huh. 470 00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:16,160 Being laughing up, you're laughing hysterically. 471 00:25:16,940 --> 00:25:20,040 So when you call that 800 number, you'll hear me. 472 00:25:20,260 --> 00:25:20,960 Uh-huh, really? 473 00:25:21,140 --> 00:25:22,680 Yes, and I want you to leave your name. 474 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:23,760 Randy. 475 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,400 He's just got a third soul there. 476 00:25:26,420 --> 00:25:27,120 Stay focused. 477 00:25:27,780 --> 00:25:28,340 What's happening? 478 00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:30,600 I'm thinking about my father's business. 479 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:31,060 Yeah. 480 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,220 Aren't you interested in the shoot, though? 481 00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:34,240 It seems pretty interesting. 482 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,340 No, I think not. 483 00:25:35,420 --> 00:25:36,740 So far, it doesn't look too bad. 484 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:37,320 What? 485 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,560 Whatever it is JJ and Monica are doing. 486 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,220 Well, no, it doesn't look too bad. 487 00:25:42,380 --> 00:25:44,820 No, it's, but it's what's up here that counts. 488 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,180 Uh, I just, I think she's cute. 489 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,940 Does that have any bearing, Randy? 490 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,340 You think she's cute? 491 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:56,300 Oh, you know, she's, she's real nice looking, you know, but. 492 00:25:56,860 --> 00:25:58,200 It doesn't mean everyone it is. 493 00:25:58,740 --> 00:25:59,820 Sin is sin. 494 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,020 Look at them over there. 495 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,060 They're just having fun. 496 00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:03,180 Okay, what's in their mind? 497 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,460 We can't see their minds. 498 00:26:04,660 --> 00:26:05,140 That's right. 499 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:05,800 Only God can. 500 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,320 Could be my, could be what? 501 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:09,960 I don't know, perfectly innocent. 502 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:12,400 Which to me, pretty innocent. 503 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:13,820 Good, okay. 504 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:14,380 Come on, let's go. 505 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:14,680 Let's go, let's go. 506 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:14,960 Let's go, let's go. 507 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,460 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 508 00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:17,280 Cheat toward me. 509 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:18,880 On a bright, you've got a smile. 510 00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:21,680 Oh, yeah, no. 511 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,040 That's the island greeting. 512 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:30,680 The sand we use from the land where palm trees sway. 513 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:32,580 Here we are. 514 00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:35,620 Are you telling me that JJ's going to actually have to get wood out here on the street? 515 00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:37,980 Oh, we have a scooted location that we're heading to. 516 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:38,500 It's outdoors? 517 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,620 It's outdoors, yes. 518 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:41,100 It's outdoors. 519 00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:41,560 Out. 520 00:26:42,140 --> 00:26:42,300 Yeah. 521 00:26:43,420 --> 00:26:43,700 Sir? 522 00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:44,480 Oh, my God. 523 00:26:45,740 --> 00:26:48,900 To say Merry Christmas to you. 524 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:55,860 Meli Kalikimaka is a thing to say on a bright night. 525 00:26:55,860 --> 00:26:57,100 Get a top off, get a top off. 526 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:58,540 Honey, take your head out of your face. 527 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,540 Honey, head back in ecstasy. 528 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:01,020 Head back. 529 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:01,960 Head back. 530 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:02,360 Oh, boy. 531 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:02,960 Oh, it's great. 532 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:03,660 The boat's going by. 533 00:27:03,740 --> 00:27:03,980 Beautiful. 534 00:27:03,980 --> 00:27:04,720 Yeah, that's it. 535 00:27:04,780 --> 00:27:04,960 Good. 536 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,560 You said you weren't going to, like, you didn't even want to see it. 537 00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:08,300 I knew you were. 538 00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:08,960 That was fake. 539 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,040 I knew you were fake. 540 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:10,880 It wasn't fake. 541 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:11,500 It wasn't fake. 542 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:12,540 I'm like, you're grooving on it. 543 00:27:12,540 --> 00:27:16,700 I just, I just didn't, I didn't particularly want to see a friend of mine engaged in sex, 544 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,700 but this is very funny. 545 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,180 Besides, she's a doll. 546 00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:19,920 Yeah. 547 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,460 You worried about Randy? 548 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:22,680 Yeah. 549 00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:23,500 Me too. 550 00:27:23,980 --> 00:27:30,240 You know, this is what you're missing when you're up in the mountains. 551 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,920 Who's missing it? 552 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:32,360 You. 553 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:33,500 Who's missing it? 554 00:27:33,580 --> 00:27:33,840 You. 555 00:27:36,700 --> 00:27:38,900 Where was the last time you did that in an underground room? 556 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:39,460 Your ass. 557 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,460 Honey, head back in ecstasy. 558 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:40,920 Head back. 559 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,380 You're not getting really fruity. 560 00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:43,380 Yeah, that was... 561 00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:46,880 Oh, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas to you. 562 00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:52,420 Hey, how was it, JJ? 563 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,040 Oh, it was a blast. 564 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:59,060 Randy, you accept that JJ has the right to live his life any way he wants to? 565 00:27:59,100 --> 00:27:59,400 Sure. 566 00:27:59,580 --> 00:27:59,780 Yeah. 567 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:00,260 God gave us that right. 568 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:00,920 You're required to. 569 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:01,760 That's, yeah, that's... 570 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,080 Yeah, God gave us that right. 571 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:03,380 Yeah. 572 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,380 He, God is not a dictator. 573 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:05,980 Yeah. 574 00:28:05,980 --> 00:28:07,420 God did not make us a robot. 575 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,140 So, and if he, if he wants to go out and looking at all movies... 576 00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:11,180 If he wants to go to hell, he can go to hell, will he? 577 00:28:11,180 --> 00:28:13,040 Well, you're saying, but that's the thing, he's going to go to hell. 578 00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:19,480 In his present condition, if he were to die right now, according to the scriptures, he would go to hell. 579 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,820 Personally, I don't care. 580 00:28:21,820 --> 00:28:23,940 I mean, if hell exists, I'll just go there. 581 00:28:24,020 --> 00:28:24,740 It's fine with me. 582 00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:30,540 You know, I, do I believe, I believe it's over, that's it, you're done, we're ceased to exist, we're out of the loop. 583 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:34,200 You see, JJ, I only have one sentence for you. 584 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:40,940 You're dead spiritually, and therefore you cannot receive spiritual things. 585 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:46,460 The Bible says the natural man receiveth not the things of God, for they are foolishness unto him. 586 00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:48,180 Well, what I'm saying is... 587 00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:49,720 Is that bad, being dead spiritually? 588 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:50,480 Well, sure. 589 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,500 That's like bad. 590 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:52,300 You're not alive. 591 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,280 Mike, what do you think of what JJ does? 592 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,340 It's not my line of work. 593 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:04,600 I am taught to condemn no one, to pass judgment on no one. 594 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:04,960 Yeah. 595 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:09,720 And so I cannot pass judgment on what he does. 596 00:29:09,860 --> 00:29:15,220 I mean, my religious beliefs are different from other people's. 597 00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:19,700 I lean more to the philosophy that everything you do is caused by you. 598 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:31,140 If someone, I don't care what they are, if they honestly believe it and stay true to their faith, I respect them for that dedication and that passion to, you know, to work at it. 599 00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:31,320 Yeah. 600 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,320 I mean, no matter what it may be. 601 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,740 I mean, even if I think what they're doing is completely silly. 602 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:35,260 Yeah. 603 00:29:35,260 --> 00:29:40,580 It's still, it represents a very, a person that's at least honest with themselves. 604 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:46,300 But for the group dynamic for the team, if you accepted Jesus, it would be great. 605 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,940 It would just make us function as a unit so well. 606 00:29:48,940 --> 00:29:50,740 Yeah, no, that's an interesting concept. 607 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,500 I did that a while back. 608 00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:53,460 Did you really? 609 00:29:53,580 --> 00:29:54,540 I changed my mind. 610 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:55,780 Did you hear that, Randy? 611 00:29:55,780 --> 00:29:57,860 It's not an uneducated opinion I have. 612 00:29:57,980 --> 00:29:59,060 I mean, one of my friends is a minister. 613 00:29:59,620 --> 00:30:01,860 So it's what I choose. 614 00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:05,300 I choose to do what I do and go the way I go and believe what I believe. 615 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:16,380 I find that most religions, Christianity especially in this country, are very unaccepting and unwilling to allow any other, any kind of diversion of thought. 616 00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:17,520 Christianity is not a religion. 617 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,400 No, it's a division. 618 00:30:19,620 --> 00:30:20,240 No, it's not a religion. 619 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,660 Christianity is a division of religions. 620 00:30:21,660 --> 00:30:22,240 It's a good point, though. 621 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:22,980 It's not a religion, though. 622 00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:23,300 Hang on, hang on. 623 00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:24,660 Christianity is a division of religions. 624 00:30:24,660 --> 00:30:25,240 No, it's not. 625 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:25,880 Wait, hang on. 626 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:26,300 It is. 627 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,300 Randy, that's an interesting one. 628 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,660 You don't think Christianity is a religion? 629 00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:29,100 Oh, no. 630 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,460 Christianity by itself is not a religion. 631 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:31,040 It's a division. 632 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,140 No, it's not a division. 633 00:30:32,420 --> 00:30:33,060 It's not a religion. 634 00:30:33,060 --> 00:30:33,740 Well, what is it, then? 635 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:34,460 Reality. 636 00:30:34,940 --> 00:30:35,620 It's reality. 637 00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:36,820 That's irrelevant. 638 00:30:37,180 --> 00:30:38,020 What do you mean it's irrelevant? 639 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:39,140 I bet they're all screwed. 640 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:39,840 Hold it, hold it. 641 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:45,160 Okay, is there anything we can do to cement the team? 642 00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:47,760 Like, I was thinking maybe some Christmas carols. 643 00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:50,100 Something seasonal. 644 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:54,620 Well, it'd be kind of funny to sing about somebody that you didn't believe was God. 645 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:57,740 I was seeing Holly and the Ivy are one of the ones, I saw three ships. 646 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,220 No, no, what is this all about? 647 00:31:00,740 --> 00:31:04,000 Why are these wreaths out here and all these lights and what is this all about? 648 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,660 It's Christmas. 649 00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:10,360 I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day. 650 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,780 Don't you believe, let me ask you this one thing. 651 00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:14,140 On Christmas Day in the morning. 652 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:15,220 Louie, let me ask you this. 653 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,120 No, you don't want to sing Randy's for real. 654 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,440 No, no, listen to me. 655 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,380 Here, just a moment. 656 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:19,720 Okay. 657 00:31:19,900 --> 00:31:21,260 We'd have to agree on something. 658 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:22,320 Yeah, Rudolph. 659 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,300 All right, well, Rudolph, yeah, what are you saying about Rudolph? 660 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,040 Red-Nosed Reindeer? 661 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:26,720 Is that all right? 662 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:27,220 Sure. 663 00:31:27,580 --> 00:31:28,180 Is that okay? 664 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:28,920 Oh, yeah. 665 00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:31,640 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. 666 00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:35,540 Had a very shiny nose. 667 00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:41,480 And one day on Christmas Eve, Santa came to say. 668 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:42,840 Does no one know the words? 669 00:31:43,780 --> 00:31:45,260 Not, no, I never have. 670 00:31:45,380 --> 00:31:47,160 I enjoy listening to it, but I don't know. 671 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,560 In fact, I've always detested the song myself, but that's all right. 672 00:31:52,320 --> 00:32:00,880 December 24th, Christmas Eve. 673 00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:03,420 Things seem to be falling apart. 674 00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:08,960 As team leader, I've decided to take action by arranging an emergency group activity. 675 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,720 Okay, we want to go up here, guys. 676 00:32:11,820 --> 00:32:17,560 I'll tell you what's happening is, um, as part of the bonding experience, we're going 677 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,600 to do a little bit of singing. 678 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:19,320 How does that sound? 679 00:32:19,380 --> 00:32:19,960 A little bit of singing? 680 00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:20,460 Wonderful. 681 00:32:20,700 --> 00:32:21,700 Yeah, does that sound all right? 682 00:32:21,780 --> 00:32:22,540 No, it's a little bit. 683 00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:23,580 I don't see. 684 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,080 Yeah, Mike, say yes. 685 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:25,940 Uh, yeah. 686 00:32:26,460 --> 00:32:26,760 Hello. 687 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:28,580 No. 688 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:30,240 Hello, down here. 689 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:34,280 I've retained the services of a choir master called Jack Goodwin. 690 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,480 Why don't you guys just step in and you can do a little vocalizing? 691 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:37,840 Good. 692 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:38,660 Would that be okay? 693 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:39,300 Thank you. 694 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,200 JJ's a little nervous. 695 00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:42,320 JJ's a little bit nervous. 696 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:43,040 I need water. 697 00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:43,900 JJ. 698 00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:44,400 He needs a bath of water. 699 00:32:44,660 --> 00:32:45,860 He's being a bit funny today. 700 00:32:49,060 --> 00:32:50,040 Are you all right, JJ? 701 00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:52,480 Wait, she's like, I'm not all right. 702 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:53,560 I don't know. 703 00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:58,300 It's just like, you're not working along with the team as much as you were before. 704 00:32:58,380 --> 00:33:00,800 I'm working along with the team, but I told you, I don't sing. 705 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:06,640 Okay, I'll be with you in just one tick. 706 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,720 Jack, um, we haven't been getting along that well. 707 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,100 I can understand that. 708 00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:13,380 Really? 709 00:33:13,380 --> 00:33:16,840 Yeah, I've just discovered, uh, discovered what these guys do for a living. 710 00:33:17,220 --> 00:33:19,480 So, and yesterday we had a big argument. 711 00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:19,920 Did you? 712 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:20,280 Yeah. 713 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:26,200 I don't know what's happening, but, um, basically Randy got upset because JJ wouldn't accept Jesus. 714 00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:30,060 And then Mike's believes in this thing called The Course in Miracles. 715 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:30,880 Have you heard of that? 716 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:31,300 I've heard of that, yeah. 717 00:33:31,580 --> 00:33:32,300 So, who is that? 718 00:33:37,260 --> 00:33:37,940 That's Mike. 719 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:46,000 But the thing is, is, then we tried to sing, I tried to get him to sing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer as a way of, like, bringing the team together. 720 00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:46,300 Right. 721 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,440 And none of us knew the words. 722 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:53,040 But then I thought, you know, maybe we can make this work if we get a real pro. 723 00:33:53,340 --> 00:33:54,340 It's possible. 724 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:54,680 You know. 725 00:33:55,020 --> 00:33:55,740 For Deck the Halls. 726 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,260 Deck the Hall with bowels of holly. 727 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,080 Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. 728 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,220 Tis the season to be jolly. 729 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,820 Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. 730 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,080 Dawn we now our gay apparel. 731 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,440 Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. 732 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,880 Troll the ancient euletide carol. 733 00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:19,720 Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. 734 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:24,320 The way this works, just if you haven't gotten, maybe I'll wait for JJ. 735 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,160 Yeah, let me just get him. 736 00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:25,560 All right. 737 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,280 Come on, come on. 738 00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:28,580 You don't have to, no one's making you sing. 739 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:29,480 Just be part of this room. 740 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:32,860 Come on, man. 741 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,300 It's not killing you. 742 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:35,320 It's killing me. 743 00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:35,880 It's not. 744 00:34:35,980 --> 00:34:37,120 Come on, man. 745 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:37,380 Come on. 746 00:34:37,380 --> 00:34:38,160 It's killing me. 747 00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:39,360 Look at my hand. 748 00:34:41,220 --> 00:34:42,360 Just stay in the room. 749 00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:43,040 You don't have to sing. 750 00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:43,860 Just stay in the room. 751 00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:48,620 Okay. 752 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:51,180 I don't like coursing. 753 00:34:51,180 --> 00:34:55,420 You're making me feel as though you're just bumming out over there. 754 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,600 I just want to make sure you're all right. 755 00:34:58,980 --> 00:35:01,160 I do have a couple of ideas, JJ. 756 00:35:01,340 --> 00:35:03,300 If you want to be the conductor on this, 757 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,740 which is just a matter of giving us the high sign to get started, 758 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:06,960 that's perfectly fine with me. 759 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,360 Hey, JJ, you can do it. 760 00:35:08,380 --> 00:35:09,140 How does it strike you? 761 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,360 You can just go one, two, three, four with your finger, 762 00:35:12,420 --> 00:35:13,340 and we'll come in after that. 763 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:13,960 It's up to you. 764 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:18,780 An actor just doesn't go out and do roles that he likes. 765 00:35:18,980 --> 00:35:22,880 You know, I mean, a real actor does anything he's asked. 766 00:35:23,380 --> 00:35:23,700 Okay? 767 00:35:24,140 --> 00:35:24,720 Come on. 768 00:35:24,780 --> 00:35:25,220 Get up here. 769 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:25,660 Get up. 770 00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:26,780 Get your ass up here. 771 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:27,520 Come on. 772 00:35:27,540 --> 00:35:28,100 You're an actor. 773 00:35:28,220 --> 00:35:28,940 There you go. 774 00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:29,960 I can do this. 775 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,280 Oh, good one. 776 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:31,880 Hey. 777 00:35:34,020 --> 00:35:36,000 Yeah, that's enough. 778 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,480 JJ, would you just get us started? 779 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:39,340 Yeah, it's all right. 780 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,560 One, two, three, four. 781 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,800 Dashing through the snow 782 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,300 In a one-horse open sleigh 783 00:35:48,300 --> 00:35:50,360 O'er the fields we go 784 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,940 Laughing all the way 785 00:35:51,940 --> 00:35:52,820 Ha, ha, ha! 786 00:35:52,820 --> 00:35:54,500 A strong bobtail ring 787 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:56,420 Making spirits bright 788 00:35:56,420 --> 00:36:00,520 What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight 789 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,820 Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells 790 00:36:02,820 --> 00:36:04,380 Jingle all the way 791 00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:07,580 Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh 792 00:36:07,580 --> 00:36:08,100 Everybody! 793 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,740 Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells 794 00:36:10,740 --> 00:36:12,340 Jingle all the way 795 00:36:12,340 --> 00:36:15,580 Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh 796 00:36:15,580 --> 00:36:16,080 Ho! 797 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,940 Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 798 00:36:19,940 --> 00:36:28,620 Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh 799 00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:32,480 Christmas bells are ringing 800 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:36,560 Carolling, carolling, now we go 801 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,940 Christmas bells are ringing 802 00:36:39,940 --> 00:36:43,940 Carolling, carolling through the snow 803 00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:47,360 Christmas bells are ringing 804 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:51,800 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding 805 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:57,160 Christmas bells are ringing 806 00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:10,360 I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas day 807 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,360 This is it, the big day 808 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:13,220 Christmas 809 00:37:13,220 --> 00:37:16,300 The team's coming out to my place in Brooklyn 810 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:19,980 An uneasy truce has taken hold 811 00:37:19,980 --> 00:37:24,740 Randy and JJ are no longer speaking 812 00:37:24,740 --> 00:37:29,920 Mike's itching to convert Randy to the Course in Miracles 813 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:36,220 And as if that weren't enough, I'm worrying about how the team's going to respond to the mystery guest 814 00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:37,280 Refreshments? 815 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:37,660 Yeah 816 00:37:37,660 --> 00:37:38,860 I'm taking requests 817 00:37:38,860 --> 00:37:39,540 What would you like? 818 00:37:41,380 --> 00:37:42,600 Don't you like that fireplace? 819 00:37:43,660 --> 00:37:48,220 The reason you're all here is because you've shown me a lot of hospitality this past year 820 00:37:48,220 --> 00:37:52,420 I visited you all in your homes and you were very kind 821 00:37:52,420 --> 00:37:54,720 And I just wanted to return the favor 822 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:56,080 And that's why you're here 823 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:56,460 Yes 824 00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:57,700 I'd like for you to come back 825 00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:58,920 Come back to Cleburne 826 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:03,220 In Cleburne, in L.A., in North Idaho with Mike 827 00:38:03,220 --> 00:38:05,780 You know, I've traveled a lot this year 828 00:38:05,780 --> 00:38:10,800 And it's been a real pleasure meeting people as nice as yourself 829 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,260 Here's to the team 830 00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:14,040 To the team 831 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,380 How about that? 832 00:38:16,380 --> 00:38:17,360 Oh, wonderful 833 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:22,100 To the team again 834 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:23,120 To the team again 835 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,060 To the team again 836 00:38:24,060 --> 00:38:25,700 Our mystery guest 837 00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:26,660 Locked in the closet 838 00:38:26,660 --> 00:38:27,600 Wondering if he had arrived 839 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,140 The mystery guest is coming 840 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:29,880 He is coming 841 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:30,580 Yeah 842 00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:31,340 It's a he 843 00:38:31,340 --> 00:38:32,900 He and his wife 844 00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:35,660 He's due here in about a little while, actually 845 00:38:35,660 --> 00:38:36,260 Good 846 00:38:36,260 --> 00:38:37,680 Yeah, pretty interesting 847 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:38,980 I want to be well prepared for him 848 00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:39,780 He's a reverend 849 00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:40,940 Oh, really? 850 00:38:41,020 --> 00:38:41,280 Yeah 851 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,600 A reverend 852 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:43,520 That's the name of God 853 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:44,100 Yeah 854 00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:46,320 His name is Reverend 855 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,320 Short 856 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,660 Reverend Robert Short 857 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:51,620 I am a reverend myself 858 00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:53,160 Yes, Universal Life Church 859 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,660 What kind of reverend? 860 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,620 He's a reverend of the Blue Rose Ministry 861 00:38:57,620 --> 00:39:01,100 And I don't know whether it's, uh, it's not strictly Christian 862 00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:05,540 It's basically, it's geared around the idea of extraterrestrials 863 00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:06,740 Oh, right 864 00:39:06,740 --> 00:39:07,440 Do we know those? 865 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,940 In the past, they came and people worshipped him as gods, right? 866 00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:12,980 Well, kind of, not exactly 867 00:39:12,980 --> 00:39:15,660 He basically thinks they're still around and they're, um 868 00:39:15,660 --> 00:39:16,680 Yeah, well, they're still here 869 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,980 Well, they're on a planet called, uh, Koldus 870 00:39:19,980 --> 00:39:22,640 I beg your pardon? 871 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:24,780 They're on a planet called Koldus 872 00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:26,980 How do you spell it? 873 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,640 K-O-L-T-A-S 874 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,160 In our nearest English equivalent 875 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:30,500 Oh, I see, okay 876 00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,460 What do you think, JJ? 877 00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:35,340 He's probably insane 878 00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:36,240 Do you think he is? 879 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,260 Oh, I'm pretty sure he is 880 00:39:37,260 --> 00:39:39,320 Is he going to preach a sermon or bring a message to him? 881 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,880 No, he's going to channel an E.T. for us 882 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,380 He's going to channel a space creature 883 00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:45,980 Oh, I'll have to be excused for that 884 00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:47,320 Really? Why? 885 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:50,020 Well, channeling is just against my faith 886 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:50,520 Really? 887 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:50,940 Yes 888 00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:53,620 It's, uh, it's, uh, it's demonic 889 00:39:53,620 --> 00:39:56,180 You don't think, uh, much of the Bible was channeled? 890 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,700 I don't think any of it was channeled 891 00:39:57,700 --> 00:40:01,020 You don't think Daniel, uh, channeled an angel? 892 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,500 Channeled is, is, is, uh, the occult 893 00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:04,800 Really? 894 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:05,620 Oh, yes 895 00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:06,380 You sure about that? 896 00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:07,440 You're saying, well, you know 897 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,600 Daniel is the occult 898 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:09,440 Oh, no 899 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,560 Don't put words in my mouth, Mike 900 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:12,580 That revelation would be 901 00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:13,260 Wait, wait, wait 902 00:40:13,260 --> 00:40:14,140 Let's keep it from my mouth 903 00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:15,160 Christmas Day, Christmas Day 904 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:15,940 Yeah, Christmas Day 905 00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:16,740 It's Christmas Day 906 00:40:16,740 --> 00:40:17,500 Christmas Day 907 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,040 You see, the only thing is 908 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,820 Is, is, is this, Louie 909 00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:23,800 The one way that the devil engulfs people 910 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,560 Or gets people 911 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,900 Is that he makes this just like, you know 912 00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:28,800 It's not really real 913 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:29,560 It's just for fun 914 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:30,520 You know 915 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,920 It, it's, it's just like the Ouija board 916 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:33,680 Yeah 917 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,480 See, the Ouija board is satanic 918 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:36,320 Is it? 919 00:40:36,380 --> 00:40:37,020 Oh, yes 920 00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:40,100 I minister to hundreds of, of people 921 00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:43,200 Who have, uh, who have been taken in 922 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,680 By the Ouija board 923 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:45,640 He doesn't? 924 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:48,140 Well, I would just want to say one thing about Reverend Robert Short is 925 00:40:48,140 --> 00:40:49,780 He's not a Ouija board 926 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:50,080 Okay 927 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:50,540 You know 928 00:40:50,540 --> 00:40:51,540 All right 929 00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:52,540 All right, all right 930 00:40:52,540 --> 00:40:53,880 All right, that's too rude 931 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:54,240 I can't 932 00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:54,800 Put it away 933 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,640 Toast 934 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:57,820 To the devil 935 00:40:57,820 --> 00:41:01,580 No 936 00:41:01,580 --> 00:41:04,220 Lord, cancel that 937 00:41:04,220 --> 00:41:06,300 Here we go 938 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:07,140 The door just went 939 00:41:07,140 --> 00:41:07,860 Hang on 940 00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:08,760 Show me the rest later 941 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,320 Looks good, JJ 942 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:14,760 Hello? 943 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,580 Yeah, hello, we're here 944 00:41:16,580 --> 00:41:18,400 Who is it? 945 00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:19,420 Robert Short 946 00:41:19,420 --> 00:41:21,240 Hey, great to have you here 947 00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:21,860 Robert Short 948 00:41:21,860 --> 00:41:22,220 Hi 949 00:41:22,220 --> 00:41:23,720 Nice to see you, Charlotte 950 00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,460 Come in, Merry Christmas 951 00:41:25,460 --> 00:41:26,260 Merry Christmas to you 952 00:41:26,260 --> 00:41:27,180 Welcome to my home 953 00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:28,100 Come on in 954 00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:29,440 Meet the rest of the team 955 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:34,680 Reverend Short was part of, uh, one of the shows I did on, on people who were involved in the UFO subculture 956 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,880 And Reverend Short is a space channel 957 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:37,440 Yep 958 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,020 Isn't that right? 959 00:41:38,020 --> 00:41:38,340 All right 960 00:41:38,340 --> 00:41:38,700 Yeah 961 00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:40,200 45 years, that's right 962 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:40,940 45 years 963 00:41:40,940 --> 00:41:41,660 What's his name? 964 00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:42,420 I mean, what? 965 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:42,740 He means 966 00:41:42,740 --> 00:41:43,520 God's name 967 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:44,520 The Almighty, yeah 968 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:45,780 What is his name, though? 969 00:41:45,860 --> 00:41:46,060 Yes 970 00:41:46,060 --> 00:41:47,580 What do you mean, what is his name? 971 00:41:49,060 --> 00:41:49,660 Well, what? 972 00:41:50,580 --> 00:41:51,820 You know, we all have a name 973 00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:53,960 Almighty God, Father of Lights, is what I call him 974 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,000 In other words, he's the creator of all things 975 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,540 He's the living creator of all things 976 00:41:57,540 --> 00:41:58,320 Of a supreme being 977 00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:58,760 Whichever you are 978 00:41:58,760 --> 00:41:59,760 You mean Jesus Christ? 979 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,160 Jesus Christ is the Son of God 980 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,600 He's also the creator 981 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,400 Well, I'm just saying I don't quibble over the semantics of the thing 982 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:08,540 There's not semantics 983 00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:10,820 Are you basically in the same camp? 984 00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:12,520 No, I don't think so 985 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:12,800 No 986 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,460 No, see, I'm not necessarily orthodox 987 00:42:16,460 --> 00:42:18,440 I'm non-denominational 988 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:18,980 I'm a religious 989 00:42:18,980 --> 00:42:21,860 I'm a minister in the Universal Church of the Mass 990 00:42:21,860 --> 00:42:23,000 The only thing is 991 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,160 I'm in the oldest church 992 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,620 I'm in the oldest church 993 00:42:26,620 --> 00:42:27,180 No, I'll tell you what 994 00:42:27,180 --> 00:42:30,360 You know, this whole thing has been an experiment in getting along 995 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,120 Oh, yeah, yeah 996 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,040 That's what it's all about 997 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,480 We come from different worlds 998 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:34,600 Can we get along 999 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,440 We recognize the same God 1000 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,640 And the thing is, though, on top of that 1001 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:39,900 Can we have a good time? 1002 00:42:40,020 --> 00:42:40,480 Oh, absolutely 1003 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:40,920 On top of that 1004 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:41,640 Can we have a good time? 1005 00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:43,820 We still believe in the same Lord 1006 00:42:43,820 --> 00:42:45,560 We still believe in the same God 1007 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:46,480 Is that true, Randy? 1008 00:42:47,780 --> 00:42:48,180 Well 1009 00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:49,720 I do, very definitely 1010 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:52,060 Not necessarily, because the devil believes in Christ 1011 00:42:52,060 --> 00:42:53,240 Yeah, but I'm saying 1012 00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:54,700 If you commit to that 1013 00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:56,080 If you commit to that 1014 00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:56,760 Rather than going 1015 00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,880 Well, I don't see 1016 00:42:58,880 --> 00:42:59,560 If you did that 1017 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:00,480 No, you're not committed 1018 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:01,400 Let me throw out 1019 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:02,280 I want to throw out one idea 1020 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,240 I want to throw out a real radical idea 1021 00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:04,520 Yeah 1022 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:05,640 Mm-hmm 1023 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:09,200 Reverend Short channels Corton 1024 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:13,360 Randy, you try and convert Corton 1025 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,620 To born-again Christianity 1026 00:43:14,620 --> 00:43:15,920 No, I'd rather he wouldn't do that 1027 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:16,580 No, because he's not 1028 00:43:16,580 --> 00:43:17,160 No, where is he? 1029 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:18,380 He's on a 1030 00:43:18,380 --> 00:43:20,620 It's a planet called Koldus 1031 00:43:20,620 --> 00:43:21,740 That's the equivalent of Arbitus 1032 00:43:21,740 --> 00:43:23,460 These are people from another solar system 1033 00:43:23,460 --> 00:43:24,760 That are basically parallel to ours 1034 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,120 Bring everyone together 1035 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,020 Parallel to ours 1036 00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:27,640 Would that work at all? 1037 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,180 There are people that once lived in this system 1038 00:43:30,180 --> 00:43:30,900 Well, the New Testament 1039 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:31,480 That had to leave this area 1040 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,320 The word is very clear 1041 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,280 That if you add anything to this Bible 1042 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,740 Or you take anything away from it 1043 00:43:39,740 --> 00:43:41,300 Yeah, but John said something else, though 1044 00:43:41,300 --> 00:43:42,460 Many books could be written 1045 00:43:42,460 --> 00:43:43,800 And there were supposed to be books in the Bible 1046 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:44,420 That aren't there 1047 00:43:44,420 --> 00:43:44,440 In the past 1048 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,900 They had already been 1049 00:43:45,900 --> 00:43:48,200 They had already been spoken 1050 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,720 He didn't delineate what they should 1051 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:50,240 Let's take a break 1052 00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:51,100 Let's take a break 1053 00:43:51,100 --> 00:43:52,280 As hosts, I'd like to step in 1054 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,080 Can we recap? 1055 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,960 Converting, caught on, bad idea 1056 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:56,600 Bad idea 1057 00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:57,220 Out of the question 1058 00:43:57,220 --> 00:43:58,080 Bad idea 1059 00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:01,040 Can we move the proceedings ahead anyway? 1060 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:01,440 Yes 1061 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,260 Randy, you may leave, of course 1062 00:44:03,260 --> 00:44:05,460 You know, whatever you would like to do 1063 00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:06,280 That would be most comfortable 1064 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:07,560 If you want to sit in and listen 1065 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,200 Well, you couldn't go on with me in here 1066 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,080 I would not allow it 1067 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:11,520 Really? 1068 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:12,380 That's what I'm saying 1069 00:44:12,380 --> 00:44:13,360 That's what I just got to tell him 1070 00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:14,480 He could not do it 1071 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:15,160 Okay, that's fine 1072 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,220 He could not do it with me in here 1073 00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:18,000 Well, I could, but I'm just saying 1074 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:18,640 No, you couldn't 1075 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:21,920 Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 1076 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,000 The power of God would not allow you to do it 1077 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:23,500 Time out 1078 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:23,900 Okay 1079 00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:26,000 So, Randy, what would you prefer to do? 1080 00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:27,880 Take a walk, or... 1081 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:32,860 yeah yeah yeah well anyway let me give you a hug here hey oh yeah don't go away here 1082 00:44:32,860 --> 00:44:39,040 oh yeah sure no everything's cool hallelujah i love you i love you too all right yeah everything's 1083 00:44:39,040 --> 00:45:00,140 cool amen okay glory glory hallelujah glory glory hallelujah and god bless everyone here 1084 00:45:00,140 --> 00:45:14,120 yeah put it there hallelujah hallelujah praise the lord praise the lord praise the lord 1085 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:22,700 praise the lord when you were singing just then was that like what was that exactly 1086 00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:28,020 i was just filled with the holy spirit and the holy spirit i was in the spirit 1087 00:45:28,020 --> 00:45:37,200 spoke to do with yes oh yes see the lord will always give a born-again believer more power 1088 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:43,460 and a and more filling of the holy spirit to combat a certain particular thing now that 1089 00:45:43,460 --> 00:45:48,520 you've spoken tongues a little bit and you're saying you don't think reverend short's gonna 1090 00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:54,180 be able to do you think so no you've zapped them yeah they're not gonna be that's right did you 1091 00:45:54,180 --> 00:46:00,480 really yeah i did is that kind of like a counter-attack oh yes really oh yeah yeah and with a little 1092 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:05,160 artillery behind me see the lord's throwing out their artillery out of me really yeah so all right 1093 00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:10,360 if you need any help yeah come back does happen again when you come back that doesn't bother me i 1094 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:18,200 like it i'll be glad to yeah why not it's fun see you soon see you louie as a christmas gift 1095 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:24,880 reverend short has offered to use his body as a vessel for his alien friend corton we were 1096 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:29,260 going to have you over here is that okay no i have to be sitting in the southeast louis always 1097 00:46:29,260 --> 00:46:35,060 corton will share with us the benefit of his extraterrestrial wisdom focus okay 1098 00:46:35,060 --> 00:47:02,060 this is central control this is central control stand by 1099 00:47:02,060 --> 00:47:22,900 central control this is addy central control this is addy on behalf of the honorable corton 1100 00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:28,500 representative we are ready to begin with information which we have for these individuals 1101 00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:33,240 in this time period let us begin with the individual who's to the left forefront of the 1102 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:39,740 instrument yep say your first name my name jj 1103 00:47:39,740 --> 00:47:50,880 within the next um four to six of your earth months um there will be a dramatic change um in 1104 00:47:50,880 --> 00:48:03,460 your um life activity um so that it would give you a more rounded character to pursue um modeled after 1105 00:48:03,460 --> 00:48:14,700 another individual um and this one has the initials um mjf um is that known to you um michael j fox 1106 00:48:14,700 --> 00:48:23,340 what is that mjf oh yeah i guess you do like michael j fox yeah it would be safer profession 1107 00:48:23,340 --> 00:48:29,180 to to go straight right do do legitimate movies very well um another question mike 1108 00:48:29,180 --> 00:48:45,420 uh it is thus termed miracles because it uh seemingly um applies to each individual differently 1109 00:48:45,420 --> 00:48:53,240 bought um brains very succinct um enlightenment erudition um mike what was that i didn't even 1110 00:48:53,240 --> 00:49:00,880 understand that one did you um yeah are you saying that um the course brings enlightenment to uh that 1111 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:11,120 is correct um caught on are you satanic we are only committed to that which is um almighty god 1112 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:15,000 father of light son so that's a no yes um 1113 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:26,640 on behalf of the honorable court on representative we are ending our transmission 1114 00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:32,100 caught on departed 1115 00:49:32,100 --> 00:49:40,060 and randy and patsy joe return handling seemed to go off more or less okay wow 1116 00:49:40,060 --> 00:49:46,680 that's unusual yeah that's bad yeah that's bad yeah well normally you say that's good but i'd say 1117 00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:51,660 that's good well anyway now we're all here maybe we could get something to eat what do you think 1118 00:49:51,660 --> 00:49:56,620 okay on three everyone pulls okay okay one two three 1119 00:49:56,620 --> 00:50:02,540 and so our christmas get together draws to a close 1120 00:50:02,540 --> 00:50:13,080 at times i didn't think we'd make it but here we all are 1121 00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:18,960 each of us from our different worlds sitting at the same table breaking bread 1122 00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,620 and coming together in the christmas spirit 1123 00:50:21,620 --> 00:50:27,440 who would like a gift 1124 00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:31,620 surely that's yours the reverend short that's your one 1125 00:50:31,620 --> 00:50:35,400 randy james jj michaels 1126 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,820 these are candles for my house 1127 00:50:37,820 --> 00:50:48,420 it's almost like it's christmas 1128 00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:54,360 maybe this is the time for one final unifying act 1129 00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:55,820 i was just thinking should we make a toast 1130 00:50:55,820 --> 00:50:59,960 we have been together for a week at least you know the original core group of the team 1131 00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:03,820 has been together for a week and we haven't been able to agree on an awful lot have we 1132 00:51:03,820 --> 00:51:08,600 let's face facts nothing there's anything wrong with it we've cooperated extremely well in difficult 1133 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:14,040 circumstances so it would really mean a lot if right now we could agree on something 1134 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:20,640 you know what we can agree on what love is the greatest force that exists 1135 00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,780 see god is the greatest force that exists 1136 00:51:23,780 --> 00:51:27,680 and god's love love is the greatest force that exists 1137 00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:29,760 no i'll say god is if you mean god 1138 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:30,620 well of course 1139 00:51:30,620 --> 00:51:33,480 yeah but love is the thing that holds everything together 1140 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,600 no god is the one that's holding anything without god 1141 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:40,900 anything without god okay okay i'd like to make a toaster is that a good idea 1142 00:51:40,900 --> 00:51:41,760 yeah very good 1143 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:42,600 oh here here 1144 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,140 oh yes 1145 00:51:44,140 --> 00:51:45,780 wow wow 1146 00:51:45,780 --> 00:51:51,400 my toast is to my friends who are all seated here at this table 1147 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,780 yes 1148 00:51:54,780 --> 00:51:58,680 thank you for being here 1149 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:22,360 just like the ones i used to know where the treetops glisten and children listen to hear sleigh bells in the snow 1150 00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:27,740 hey thank you 1151 00:52:27,740 --> 00:52:29,780 hey thank you thanks for being such great guests 1152 00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:36,900 it wasn't too much of an ordeal was it was it all right randy was it all right 1153 00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:37,860 really it's fine 1154 00:52:37,860 --> 00:52:37,900 it's fine 1155 00:52:37,900 --> 00:52:38,900 it's fine 1156 00:52:38,900 --> 00:52:39,900 it's fine 1157 00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:40,900 it's fine 1158 00:52:40,900 --> 00:52:41,900 oh hey all right cheerio 1159 00:52:41,900 --> 00:52:42,900 surely 1160 00:52:42,900 --> 00:52:43,900 lovely to see you 1161 00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:44,900 thanks so much 1162 00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:47,900 let's do it again next christmas 1163 00:52:47,900 --> 00:52:48,900 yay 1164 00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:49,900 yay 1165 00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:51,900 merry christmas 1166 00:52:51,900 --> 00:52:58,900 i'm dreaming of a white christmas 1167 00:52:58,900 --> 00:53:04,900 i'm dreaming of a white christmas 1168 00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:10,900 i'm dreaming of a white christmas 1169 00:53:10,900 --> 00:53:17,900 i'm dreaming of a white christmas 1170 00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:27,900 to throw a beach ball onto a fifth avenue bus but that's a kind of cynical view and a lot of people like this image of atlas holding up the world 1171 00:53:27,900 --> 00:53:31,900 first of all we're going to learn how to fall down and you're going to lean on one side 1172 00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:33,900 and you're going to lean on one side 1173 00:53:33,900 --> 00:53:34,900 oh boy 1174 00:53:34,900 --> 00:53:35,900 hey 1175 00:53:35,900 --> 00:53:36,900 there you are that's better 1176 00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:38,900 that's it 1177 00:53:38,900 --> 00:53:41,900 how you doing mike 1178 00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:42,900 hanging on 1179 00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:43,900 yeah 1180 00:53:43,900 --> 00:53:48,900 are you happy with your direction is that where you're gonna is that where jj's going from now 1181 00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:50,900 the more variety i get to do the better 1182 00:53:50,900 --> 00:53:52,900 more more more more more exactly 1183 00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:56,900 so you think about snow 1184 00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:59,900 what do you think i don't think it's cold enough to snow 1185 00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:02,900 it would be great to have a white christmas 1186 00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:03,900 yeah it would be nice 1187 00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:04,900 i'm dreaming of that 1188 00:54:04,900 --> 00:54:05,900 i'm dreaming of that 1189 00:54:05,900 --> 00:54:06,900 here we go 1190 00:54:06,900 --> 00:54:12,900 blesses be white