1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:15,240 I was driving through Michigan, the heart of America's car industry. 2 00:00:16,460 --> 00:00:21,380 It's also home to a subculture of car smashing called Demolition Derby, 3 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,700 which I hope to get involved in. 4 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:28,800 My first point of contact, ice delivery man John Lipka. 5 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,960 What was it on the Dukes of Hazzard? 6 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:33,380 Oh, General Lee. 7 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:34,340 The General Lee. 8 00:00:34,420 --> 00:00:36,340 Yeah, they jumped through the doors though, didn't they? 9 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:37,100 Can you do that? 10 00:00:37,540 --> 00:00:38,560 Yeah, sure. 11 00:00:38,980 --> 00:00:39,900 I think I can do it. 12 00:00:41,860 --> 00:00:42,500 All right. 13 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:46,660 You know, it's been years since I had somebody who guts enough to ride in here with me. 14 00:00:52,860 --> 00:00:54,100 Put you on your nails. 15 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:58,520 Makes a noise, doesn't it? 16 00:00:58,660 --> 00:00:59,100 Sure. 17 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,140 Jesus. 18 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:06,760 Were there flames shooting out of there? 19 00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:09,720 So what is a Demolition Derby? 20 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,880 Is that like people racing around a track? 21 00:01:12,060 --> 00:01:12,380 No, no. 22 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,600 Demolition Derby isn't like racing at all. 23 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:17,420 They call it a race, but I used to race. 24 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,760 Demolition Derby is where you smash car to car, head to head. 25 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:21,240 Yeah. 26 00:01:21,340 --> 00:01:22,180 Let them go, man. 27 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:23,280 And how do you win? 28 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:24,900 Be the last one running. 29 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:25,580 Really? 30 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,260 Eliminate all your competition. 31 00:01:27,260 --> 00:01:28,380 By crashing into them? 32 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:29,820 By crashing into them, yep. 33 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,460 How do I look wearing this? 34 00:01:32,540 --> 00:01:33,140 You look good. 35 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:34,080 You look good. 36 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,060 I could put my old one on with butt heads. 37 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:36,600 Yeah. 38 00:01:37,020 --> 00:01:38,120 Yeah, let's do it. 39 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:42,300 See, there's the old one. 40 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:43,300 Harder. 41 00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:43,960 Harder. 42 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:44,880 Harder. 43 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:44,960 Harder? 44 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:47,600 Harder. 45 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:48,840 Ow. 46 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:50,660 My teeth. 47 00:01:50,660 --> 00:01:53,540 Sometimes you get hit in the cars a lot harder than that. 48 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:54,440 Come on. 49 00:01:54,580 --> 00:01:55,680 Oh, I'm not kidding. 50 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,680 It sounds a little bit frightening. 51 00:01:57,980 --> 00:02:02,200 If you're frightened, you wouldn't even want to give it a try, because a scared person isn't 52 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,200 going to be a good driver. 53 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:07,760 Now, I might be wrong, but in my eyes, I have no fear in there. 54 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,340 What if you do feel fear? 55 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:10,540 You just pretend you don't have any? 56 00:02:10,540 --> 00:02:10,800 Yep. 57 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:11,400 Yep. 58 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,180 I don't ever have any fear of that. 59 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:14,200 You have to say that. 60 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:15,760 What? 61 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,480 You have to say you don't have any fear. 62 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:18,600 No, I don't. 63 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,000 So these are your trophies, John? 64 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:21,920 Those are mine. 65 00:02:22,380 --> 00:02:23,840 Those are what it's all about to me. 66 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:24,980 These are all yours? 67 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:26,220 Those are all mine. 68 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:27,600 What are they made out of? 69 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:29,840 Actually, some of them are made out of pla... 70 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,860 Here's, for instance, this one. 71 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,320 It's one of my older ones. 72 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:36,740 That's like a heavier marble than simulated. 73 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:37,860 This is wood here. 74 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:39,080 Is that simulated marble? 75 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:39,460 Yeah. 76 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,140 So they're plastic? 77 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:42,580 Basically, yes. 78 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:42,740 Yeah. 79 00:02:43,180 --> 00:02:44,060 Most of them, yes. 80 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,040 To me, they're not. 81 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,640 What are they made out of to you? 82 00:02:46,740 --> 00:02:47,180 Gold. 83 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:47,860 Really? 84 00:02:47,860 --> 00:02:51,460 I got a lot of hard work and sweat and blood sometimes into those. 85 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:53,400 Wow. 86 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,760 How does that make you feel looking at it? 87 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:57,160 Makes me want to win. 88 00:02:57,340 --> 00:02:57,760 Does it? 89 00:02:57,820 --> 00:02:58,140 Sure. 90 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,080 It gives me confidence. 91 00:02:59,420 --> 00:02:59,800 What do you do? 92 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:00,620 Do you play basketball? 93 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,160 Baseball? 94 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:02,580 No, really. 95 00:03:02,580 --> 00:03:02,920 Tennis? 96 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:03,760 Racquetball? 97 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:04,680 Um... 98 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:05,500 What's your hobby? 99 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:06,640 Uh... 100 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:07,280 Reading. 101 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:08,400 All right. 102 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:10,720 When you accomplish a nice novel... 103 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:11,000 Yeah. 104 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,880 Don't you think back about it for a minute and think of... 105 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:14,480 Relish it? 106 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:14,900 Yeah. 107 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:15,400 Relish it? 108 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,080 There you go. 109 00:03:16,180 --> 00:03:16,460 Sure. 110 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:17,520 Savor it that way? 111 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:17,640 Yeah. 112 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:21,820 Well, I guess I can savor those because they stay in front of me forever. 113 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:22,880 I know what you mean. 114 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,520 I've never really much been much to sit down and read. 115 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:25,980 No? 116 00:03:26,060 --> 00:03:27,680 That's where you and I are different, see? 117 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:31,200 I have to force myself to finish reading an interesting article. 118 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:31,800 Yeah. 119 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:33,420 It's not because I can't read. 120 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:34,500 I can read. 121 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:35,040 Yeah. 122 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,580 But if I get into a book like that, I skim. 123 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:41,880 I start skimming and then I don't get the whole gist of the book and... 124 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:42,100 Yeah. 125 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,080 I don't skim when I crash cars. 126 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:44,900 Why not? 127 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,320 It's all right there in front of you. 128 00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:47,640 There's no chance to skim. 129 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:50,180 Not at all. 130 00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:56,760 It was the night before a big derby for John, a hometown event in front of all his friends 131 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:57,320 and family. 132 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:01,680 With only a few hours till crunch time, I helped John get his car ready. 133 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,340 You got it a minute, Louis? 134 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:04,740 Yeah. 135 00:04:04,980 --> 00:04:06,560 I'm going to grab us a couple tools here. 136 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:07,440 Okay, I got it. 137 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:10,820 Okay, you ready? 138 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:11,760 I don't know. 139 00:04:11,820 --> 00:04:12,380 What am I doing? 140 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:13,820 We're going to bolt this hood on. 141 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:18,360 These two bolts go right through there and there. 142 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,400 Oh, man. 143 00:04:19,420 --> 00:04:20,360 I'm going to hit that hole. 144 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:25,420 But how are we going to hold this in the right place so that we can bolt it? 145 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:26,040 You hug it. 146 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:27,720 I don't know if I... 147 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:28,360 Muscle power. 148 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:32,400 Come over and bolt it for him, Bill. 149 00:04:33,580 --> 00:04:34,840 I'll take care of this side. 150 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:41,180 Take that one. 151 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:41,200 Take that one. 152 00:04:48,780 --> 00:04:49,500 Almost tight. 153 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,120 Leave it so I can still move the hood a minute. 154 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:54,720 Move it. 155 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:57,720 How do you do this on your own? 156 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,240 Determination, Louis. 157 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:03,180 Determination. 158 00:05:05,340 --> 00:05:08,960 If I got to do it all by myself, I prop it up with a broom. 159 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:10,360 Really? 160 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:11,540 I'm not kidding you. 161 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:13,440 Pull it down, guys. 162 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,340 Let's see if it fit. 163 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:18,340 How does it look more like a car, Louis? 164 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:19,320 Yeah, it looks good. 165 00:05:19,460 --> 00:05:19,660 Huh? 166 00:05:19,660 --> 00:05:23,580 What do you think I'm going to think when I see the Demo Derby tomorrow? 167 00:05:23,780 --> 00:05:24,880 You're going to want to walk away. 168 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:25,620 Why? 169 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,240 Because I'm telling you, it gets gruesome sometimes. 170 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:30,800 You'll probably want to walk away. 171 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,400 But you said some people see it and they just think they get hooked. 172 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:34,120 They want to do it. 173 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:38,840 If you told me you change your oil in your car and you put your mufflers on and you change 174 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:46,100 shocks on your car and do minor repair, I might think that you might get hooked in it. 175 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:47,460 I like driving, though. 176 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:48,260 Do you? 177 00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:48,640 Yeah. 178 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:49,460 Competitively? 179 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:50,460 You like to road race? 180 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:54,640 When you take off the stoplight and that guy passes you, would you just as soon run you 181 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,700 over and crash him or try to catch him? 182 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:57,620 I'll floor it. 183 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:58,620 I want to get past him. 184 00:05:58,760 --> 00:05:59,920 But you don't want to run into him. 185 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,240 You just want to get past him. 186 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,080 No, I don't want to run into him. 187 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,360 Then you aren't going to go for this. 188 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:05,620 I'd just as soon run into him. 189 00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:06,360 Run him off the road. 190 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:07,160 Get him out of the way. 191 00:06:07,340 --> 00:06:08,680 Like road rage kind of thing. 192 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:09,000 Sure. 193 00:06:09,180 --> 00:06:09,500 Is it? 194 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:10,200 Yeah. 195 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:10,700 Sure. 196 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:11,260 Sure. 197 00:06:12,340 --> 00:06:17,520 Later that night, John corralled his wife Liz and their kids into helping with the car. 198 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:18,940 Are you going to help me? 199 00:06:19,220 --> 00:06:20,440 Don't go out of my life. 200 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:20,620 Don't go out of my life. 201 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:31,400 I think John thinks I'm too interested in books to ever drive in a demo derby. 202 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:32,220 Bookworm. 203 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:33,260 Oh, are you? 204 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:35,480 You know, I read occasionally. 205 00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:37,040 It's not the only thing I do. 206 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:37,900 Right. 207 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:42,440 Well, ain't nothing wrong with reading because usually you learn quite a bit through reading. 208 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:43,140 Yeah. 209 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,460 Depends what you're reading. 210 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:49,220 I asked him if he did racquetball or basketball. 211 00:06:49,220 --> 00:06:50,560 You don't do none of that. 212 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,520 First thing he said was reading. 213 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:53,960 So I was like, oh boy. 214 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:58,080 No offense, because that makes you very intelligent, very smart. 215 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:58,500 No. 216 00:06:58,860 --> 00:07:01,900 I couldn't relate any of my type of hobby to yours, see? 217 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,680 That's where I keep kidding you about being a book lover. 218 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:04,900 You are. 219 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:07,420 Oh man. 220 00:07:07,420 --> 00:07:08,880 Yeah, what do you think, Bob? 221 00:07:09,540 --> 00:07:10,420 About what, Louis? 222 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,560 About my aptitude for maybe demo derbying. 223 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,240 I think you'll be surprised. 224 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:19,380 I think you, uh, I don't think you'll do it again if you did it. 225 00:07:19,380 --> 00:07:19,940 Why? 226 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,420 You just don't strike me as a type. 227 00:07:23,580 --> 00:07:24,940 What is that supposed to mean? 228 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,000 That sounds like an insult. 229 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:26,620 No, no. 230 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:28,340 Don't take me wrong there. 231 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:29,800 I'd tell you if I was insulting you. 232 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:30,140 Yeah. 233 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:33,660 I just don't think you have the aggressiveness to do it. 234 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,040 I'm not all that aggressive. 235 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:36,120 It's true, actually. 236 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:38,720 But maybe you don't have to be aggressive. 237 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:40,300 Oh, I think it helps. 238 00:07:41,180 --> 00:07:42,420 You know, I'm an okay driver. 239 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:45,520 It's pretty hard to get a license in Great Britain. 240 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:46,880 Do you like the speed? 241 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:50,260 Um, well, you know, sometimes. 242 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:51,500 Do you like to burn rubber? 243 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:52,440 Yeah, yeah. 244 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:53,520 I like it when it screeches. 245 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:53,960 Do you? 246 00:07:54,220 --> 00:07:54,520 Yeah. 247 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,640 You might not do half bad, really. 248 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:01,360 Bob was trying to be nice, but already I felt out of my depth. 249 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:02,140 John? 250 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:03,240 There. 251 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:03,920 John? 252 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:04,500 Yes? 253 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:05,780 I'm getting kind of tired. 254 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:07,200 I think I might hit the road. 255 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:08,160 All right. 256 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:09,680 How late are you going to be here, do you think? 257 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,920 Oh, I imagine I'll be here till four o'clock. 258 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:12,280 Really? 259 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:13,380 Yep, yep. 260 00:08:13,380 --> 00:08:16,600 And then I have another helper, or another guy to help you up too, so. 261 00:08:16,740 --> 00:08:16,960 Do you? 262 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:19,020 Yep, Bob does also. 263 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:20,160 All right, good night, all. 264 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:22,160 Good night, Louis. 265 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:23,800 Don't stay up too late. 266 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:31,900 It was the big day. 267 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,380 I'd come to see John off. 268 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:35,860 I was a little nervous. 269 00:08:36,340 --> 00:08:39,780 John's wife, Liz, had warned me John gets edgy the day of the competition. 270 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:49,820 It probably needs air. 271 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:51,580 It looks really flat. 272 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:52,540 It probably needs air. 273 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:52,880 What do I do? 274 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:53,540 Just pop it. 275 00:08:53,540 --> 00:08:56,900 How long is it going to take to fix? 276 00:08:58,220 --> 00:08:59,080 Ten minutes, maybe. 277 00:08:59,280 --> 00:08:59,400 Yeah. 278 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:00,080 Not very long. 279 00:09:00,260 --> 00:09:01,300 We can do that at the track. 280 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:02,780 How's it going, John? 281 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:04,400 Not good, Louis. 282 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:05,160 How are you today? 283 00:09:05,340 --> 00:09:06,120 Not too bad. 284 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:07,100 Not too bad? 285 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,160 Were you up late last night? 286 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:08,700 Very. 287 00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:10,420 I'm just trying to stay out of your way. 288 00:09:10,580 --> 00:09:11,340 That's a good man. 289 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:13,640 That's a good man. 290 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,560 But if I can help, say the word. 291 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:17,860 Did you sleep well last night? 292 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:18,340 Yeah, I did. 293 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:18,880 Did you? 294 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:20,960 No, I'm glad you got some sleep for me. 295 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:21,480 How's that? 296 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,460 I sense you really want to win. 297 00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:24,720 Oh, I want to win bad. 298 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:25,660 You have one if you don't. 299 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:29,900 I want to win bad because this car isn't as hard as a lot of them that are going to be there. 300 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:32,920 Well, Louis, I'm off. 301 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:33,260 Yeah? 302 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:34,780 So we'll hook up with you at the track. 303 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:36,440 Good. 304 00:09:36,580 --> 00:09:37,420 All right, I don't want to stay down. 305 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,180 After I get her all squared away. 306 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:56,380 3D car coming on the track. 307 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:57,120 Jim lives. 308 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:57,820 Tom lives. 309 00:09:57,980 --> 00:09:58,800 How are you feeling? 310 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:00,020 I'm nervous. 311 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:00,620 Are you ready? 312 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:01,440 He's got a heartache. 313 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:07,700 To win the derby, John first had to qualify for the feature by being one of the last three 314 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:09,660 cars still moving in his heat. 315 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,740 Do you get nervous that he's going to get hurt or that he's not going to win? 316 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:15,980 I know he's going to win. 317 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:19,380 You've got to win. 318 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:25,080 As the cars lined up, even I started feeling nervous. 319 00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:25,980 Here we go. 320 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:27,120 Here we go. 321 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:27,600 This is it, Louis. 322 00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:28,720 This is the big one. 323 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:29,680 Here we go, over there. 324 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:35,940 I'm here in five, four, three, two, one. 325 00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:36,520 Let's go. 326 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:42,780 Here we go, over there. 327 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:43,360 Here we go. 328 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:43,480 Here we go. 329 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:43,620 Here we go. 330 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:45,160 Here we go. 331 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:50,700 Get up! 332 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,660 Are there any rooms at all? 333 00:10:56,660 --> 00:10:58,200 Can't hit the driver's door. 334 00:10:58,460 --> 00:10:58,820 Yes. 335 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:00,740 You have to be hitting it all the time. 336 00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:02,040 You have to be hitting it all the time. 337 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:02,560 Yes. 338 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:12,920 It looked hard, but not impossible. 339 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:15,400 At least the rules were easy to follow. 340 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:32,720 John's car had taken a pounding, so back in the pit, he and Bob made some minor repairs. 341 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:42,720 How are you feeling, John? 342 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,120 I'm ready to win, Louis. 343 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:45,440 No fear. 344 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,200 I don't ever have any fear. 345 00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:48,240 I just get mad. 346 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:49,240 Are you mad now? 347 00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:50,280 No, baby! 348 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:54,780 I want to win, Louis! 349 00:11:54,780 --> 00:12:07,840 Well, if the heat had been hard, the feature was something else. 350 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:07,900 God! 351 00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:09,260 God! 352 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:09,820 God! 353 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,820 I want to win, Louis! 354 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:12,960 God! 355 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:14,340 Whoa! 356 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:22,440 They seem to be going quite a little faster. 357 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:23,700 Yes, they are. 358 00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:25,080 Whoa! 359 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:32,020 Come on, let's hear some hedgehog! 360 00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:34,780 Hand him! 361 00:12:34,780 --> 00:12:48,160 I think that radiator's done. 362 00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:52,700 You gotta smoke them, baby. 363 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:54,160 Come on! 364 00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:10,780 He took seconds! 365 00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:12,780 220, how is this, or what is this? 366 00:13:12,780 --> 00:13:13,780 Tell me what's going on here. 367 00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:15,780 Feature third place, John. 368 00:13:15,780 --> 00:13:17,780 No, don't go slamming things around at me. 369 00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:19,780 That's not the way you do business. 370 00:13:19,780 --> 00:13:21,780 No trophies? 371 00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:23,780 I didn't ask. 372 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:25,780 What did you get? 373 00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:29,780 $15, ripped off, yeah. 374 00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:33,780 What was the grand total of your prize money? 375 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:34,780 $200. 376 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:35,780 $200. 377 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:37,780 So it's not hugely profitable. 378 00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:39,780 Oh, it's not profitable at all. 379 00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:40,780 It's a ripple. 380 00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:42,780 That's not the way the show gets run, no. 381 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,780 It was a real eye-opener for me. 382 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:48,780 Did I actually leave the ground, or didn't my wings pick me up all the way? 383 00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:49,780 Yeah, you were off. 384 00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:51,780 It was definitely off the ground, wasn't it? 385 00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:53,780 So now you're going down to drive, or what? 386 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:56,780 When I saw the first few early rounds and the track was still wet, I thought, this doesn't 387 00:13:56,780 --> 00:13:57,780 look too bad. 388 00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:59,780 It kind of disappointed you a little bit, didn't it? 389 00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:00,780 No, it wasn't disappointed. 390 00:14:00,780 --> 00:14:03,780 So maybe this is something I could get involved in. 391 00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:07,780 And then as it moved on later into the night, it got faster and faster. 392 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,780 By the end, I thought, this is mental. 393 00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:11,780 Them guys, yeah, it was out to hurt people. 394 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:12,780 It wasn't. 395 00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:15,780 They didn't care if they drove right through me, if you want to know the truth. 396 00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:18,780 What was the worst hit you took while you were out there this evening? 397 00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:19,780 Gosh, I couldn't tell you. 398 00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:20,780 Really? 399 00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:23,780 I think probably the last dozen of them were all pretty vicious. 400 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:24,780 It was fun, though. 401 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:25,780 Was it? 402 00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:26,780 Sure. 403 00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:27,780 Are you sure it was fun? 404 00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:28,780 Yeah! 405 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:33,780 You snap your fingers, turn that car back to fresh, I'll go right back out and do it again. 406 00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:37,780 Have you got any advice for me to find out whether or not I'm interested in going further? 407 00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:38,780 Relax. 408 00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:40,780 Just like a drunk driver in an accident. 409 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,780 Who gets hurt? 410 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:42,780 Not the drunk driver. 411 00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:43,780 Relax. 412 00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:44,780 Tension's going to hurt you. 413 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:45,780 Really? 414 00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:46,780 Yes. 415 00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:47,780 So maybe have a few drinks before you go out. 416 00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:49,780 I wouldn't have a drink. 417 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:54,780 I don't know, so I'd go for a few drinks, but you want to relax. 418 00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:55,780 Yeah. 419 00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:56,780 Yes. 420 00:14:56,780 --> 00:14:59,780 We got you some beers and root beers and stuff, too. 421 00:14:59,780 --> 00:15:00,780 You did? 422 00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:02,780 Yeah, a small celebratory gift. 423 00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:03,780 It's not much. 424 00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:04,780 You're going to drink one of those, too? 425 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:05,780 Are you? 426 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:06,780 Well, I don't drink beer. 427 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:07,780 That's why I asked if you were. 428 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:08,780 Well, they're for you. 429 00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:09,780 I don't know. 430 00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:10,780 You take them home and do whatever you want with them. 431 00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:11,780 I'll take them down. 432 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:12,780 You give them to Bob if you don't want them. 433 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:13,780 I got a pit crew. 434 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:14,780 Yeah, you give them to the pit crew. 435 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:15,780 Yep, I can do that. 436 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:16,780 Yeah. 437 00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:17,780 Thanks again. 438 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:18,780 That's why we got the root beer. 439 00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:19,780 Is this for my sorrows? 440 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:20,780 Yeah. 441 00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:21,780 And my pains? 442 00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:22,780 Yeah. 443 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:23,780 Okay. 444 00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:24,780 Thanks. 445 00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:25,780 Bye. 446 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:26,780 See you, Louis. 447 00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:27,780 See you, Liz. 448 00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:28,780 That was a good show. 449 00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:29,780 That was excellent. 450 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:30,780 It is. 451 00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:39,780 I was putting on a brave face, but deep inside, my confidence was shaken. 452 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,780 Maybe John was right. 453 00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:45,780 Maybe I was too much of a bookworm to make it in the derby world. 454 00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:52,780 Then I heard about a driver who sounded more my speed. 455 00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:57,780 Rick Arnold of the over 40 and having fun derby team in Port Clinton, Ohio. 456 00:15:57,780 --> 00:16:05,780 Do you drive your car on the street with your thumbs like this or like this? 457 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:06,780 That's a bit of a weird question. 458 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:07,780 That's a bit of a weird question. 459 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:11,780 I think I'd normally drive it with the thumbs on the outside of the wheel. 460 00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:12,780 I don't know, though. 461 00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:14,780 You do the 10-2? 462 00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:18,780 I think I do 10-2, but sometimes I drive, look, I don't want to cause a crush, but sometimes 463 00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:21,780 I drive like that with one hand down like that. 464 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:22,780 Do you know what I mean? 465 00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:24,780 And the other one on the window, do you know what I'm talking about? 466 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:25,780 Yeah, like this. 467 00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:26,780 Yeah. 468 00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:29,780 But this one's down here, though. 469 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:34,780 In a demolition derby, you don't want your thumbs in there when it spins, because that 470 00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:36,780 will injure your thumbs. 471 00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:41,780 I joined up with Rick and his teammates to look for derby cars at a local junkyard. 472 00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:44,780 This Cadillac would be a good one, right here. 473 00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:45,780 Yeah, really? 474 00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:46,780 Oh, that's cool. 475 00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:48,780 It's a Cadillac. 476 00:16:48,780 --> 00:16:49,780 Wow! 477 00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:50,780 There's a lot of engine down there. 478 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:52,780 How much would you pay for one of these? 479 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:53,780 $500. 480 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:54,780 Is that a good prospect? 481 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:58,780 I would say we'd probably bypass that one, because the door skin's gone. 482 00:16:58,780 --> 00:16:59,780 Yeah. 483 00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:00,780 This one's ready. 484 00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:01,780 How do you mean it's ready? 485 00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:02,780 There's no motor in it. 486 00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:05,780 How long have you been trying to win the feature for? 487 00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:07,780 Five years now. 488 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:10,780 Last year was our best showing. 489 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,780 And this year, we took it on the chin. 490 00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:13,780 Meaning? 491 00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:17,780 Meaning we lost everyone we've entered so far. 492 00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:23,780 I worry about getting involved slightly because I think, maybe I'm not that aggressive, maybe 493 00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:24,780 I'm not aggressive enough. 494 00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:26,780 But then you don't seem very aggressive, Rick. 495 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,780 When you get in that car, you have a job to do. 496 00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:34,780 It usually starts at the stare down, when you're staring the guy down next to you, and 497 00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:38,780 you're right next to him, and he's looking at you like, I'm going to hit you. 498 00:17:38,780 --> 00:17:39,780 Before you crash? 499 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:40,780 Yeah. 500 00:17:40,780 --> 00:17:41,780 They're getting ready to count. 501 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:42,780 Yeah. 502 00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:43,780 And the derby's about to go. 503 00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:44,780 Yeah. 504 00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:48,780 And you've pulled up next to another guy, and he's looking at you like, I'm going to hit 505 00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:49,780 you. 506 00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:50,780 Could you give me that look right now? 507 00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:51,780 Yeah. 508 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:55,780 That is to break the will of the person. 509 00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:58,780 To look right at him in his eye and see right through him. 510 00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:00,780 Because to me, you're nothing but a car. 511 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:01,780 Can I do like a stare down at you? 512 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:02,780 Sure. 513 00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:03,780 No. 514 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:04,780 Why? 515 00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:05,780 No. 516 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:06,780 You just don't have the look. 517 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:07,780 Why? 518 00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:08,780 You just don't have it. 519 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:09,780 That person that's in the car, he's evil, you know? 520 00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:10,780 He'll hurt people. 521 00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:11,780 You? 522 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:12,780 Me. 523 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:13,780 Yeah. 524 00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:14,780 He would hurt people. 525 00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:18,780 Rick said that wherever he went, he heard cars calling to him. 526 00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:19,780 What do you see? 527 00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:20,780 This is a 67 Chevy Impala. 528 00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:21,780 Looks like a two-door coupe. 529 00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:23,780 Let's jump out and look at it. 530 00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:24,780 Okay. 531 00:18:24,780 --> 00:18:39,780 It'd be a shame to smash up a nice car like this, wouldn't it? 532 00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:41,780 Oh, I don't know. 533 00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:45,780 Almost an honor, instead of a shame. 534 00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:46,780 How do you mean? 535 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:47,780 Instead of a shame. 536 00:18:47,780 --> 00:18:52,180 But in that 20 minutes, you're going to turn a beautiful old Chevrolet, fantastic looking 537 00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:57,460 streamlined, smooth-lined old car into basically a crushed Coke tin, aren't you? 538 00:18:57,460 --> 00:19:01,720 I'm going to recycle some Detroit metal. 539 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,880 That is what I'm going to do. 540 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:08,320 A car like this probably is about ready for recycling. 541 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:14,640 The guy I was following in the demo I saw yesterday, his mantra was, no fear. 542 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,640 Yeah. 543 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,640 You know what I mean? 544 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,640 Yeah, I sure do. 545 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,540 I see it a lot. 546 00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:22,540 I have fear. 547 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,540 I respect the Derby. 548 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:31,540 And anybody that says they're not scared either are lying or they're absolutely crazy. 549 00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:34,540 That makes me feel a little better, actually. 550 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:38,540 I don't think he has respect of the game. 551 00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:40,540 He has no respect of the game. 552 00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:42,540 He's saying he's not scared. 553 00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:43,540 Baloney. 554 00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:44,540 He's lying. 555 00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:45,540 He's lying. 556 00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:46,540 He's lying. 557 00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:50,540 He's lying to hide his fear. 558 00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:54,540 So can we look at your trophies? 559 00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:55,540 Sure. 560 00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:57,540 They're just right in here. 561 00:19:57,540 --> 00:20:00,540 I've only been doing it five years. 562 00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:06,540 So I feel pretty lucky to have four trophies out of five years. 563 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:10,540 Most guys don't even get anything their first few years of demolition. 564 00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:13,540 So there's no first place trophy on there? 565 00:20:13,540 --> 00:20:14,540 No. 566 00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:15,540 There's no first place. 567 00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:17,540 I haven't won it all. 568 00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:18,540 No. 569 00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:20,540 I'm still working on that. 570 00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:21,540 So what's the word? 571 00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:25,540 Well, I hope you choose to run. 572 00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:26,540 I really do. 573 00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:27,540 Really? 574 00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:28,540 I think you'll find it fun. 575 00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:32,540 Let's say I do get inside that car and go in for a derby. 576 00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:34,540 One last piece of advice. 577 00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:35,540 Keep your eyes on your opponent. 578 00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:39,540 Keep your thumbs out of the steering wheel and hold it to the floor. 579 00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:43,540 Well, you can give me a stir just for a final thought. 580 00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:44,540 Mmm. 581 00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:53,540 That's the idea. 582 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:55,540 I think he's got it. 583 00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:58,540 He's about to break my will. 584 00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:00,540 Hey, thanks so much. 585 00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:06,540 To derby or not to derby? 586 00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:08,540 That was the question. 587 00:21:08,540 --> 00:21:12,540 With Rick as my inspiration and my thumbs out of the steering wheel, 588 00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:16,540 I was on my way to see Kevin Hanna in the Appalachian Mountains. 589 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:19,540 Kevin had a car to show me, and if the terms were right, 590 00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:23,540 he'd let me drive it in the Coshocton County Fair. 591 00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:25,540 So do you actually own this yard? 592 00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:26,540 Yeah. 593 00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:29,540 We bought it back in 1986. 594 00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,540 I never wanted to be a renter. 595 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,540 I wanted to be an owner. 596 00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:33,540 It's nice. 597 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:36,540 It's kind of like your own piece of heaven if you like this stuff. 598 00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:41,540 We've got guys that come out here and just walk around just for the atmosphere. 599 00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:44,540 This looks like a demo derby car right here. 600 00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:49,540 I retired two years ago, so needless to say, I don't need to run them anymore. 601 00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:50,540 You retired from demo derbying? 602 00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:51,540 Mm-hmm. 603 00:21:51,540 --> 00:21:52,540 How come? 604 00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:57,540 Well, I was up to about ten runs a year, and that gets a little hard on the body. 605 00:21:57,540 --> 00:21:58,540 But you look like you could take a pounding. 606 00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:00,540 I mean, you're a big guy. 607 00:22:00,540 --> 00:22:02,540 Yeah, big guy's been too, though. 608 00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:05,540 Well, this is our best specimen. 609 00:22:05,540 --> 00:22:06,540 I haven't owned too long. 610 00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:14,540 I just bought it all from a boy that decided it was past its prime, and he was ready for something better to move up to. 611 00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:17,540 Can you take me around this one, show me why you think it's a good car? 612 00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:20,540 Well, mostly it's a four-door sedan. 613 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,540 It's got good, solid window posts. 614 00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:23,540 Yeah. 615 00:22:23,540 --> 00:22:24,540 It's a lot. 616 00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:27,540 When you've got four doors, you've got all that framework around the window area. 617 00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:28,540 Does it have an engine? 618 00:22:28,540 --> 00:22:29,540 You can weld in. 619 00:22:29,540 --> 00:22:30,540 It's got an engine and everything in it, yeah. 620 00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:31,540 Can we look? 621 00:22:31,540 --> 00:22:32,540 Oh, yeah. 622 00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:34,540 There you go. 623 00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:41,540 How about that? 624 00:22:41,540 --> 00:22:44,540 I don't like that squeaking noise, though. 625 00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:47,540 Well, that comes with old age. 626 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:49,540 That's the muffler bearings squeaking. 627 00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:50,540 That's nothing. 628 00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:52,540 I think I want it. 629 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:53,540 Yeah? 630 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:54,540 300, you said, right? 631 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:55,540 Yeah. 632 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:58,540 I don't want to, you know, I don't want to rip you off. 633 00:22:58,540 --> 00:22:59,540 Seriously. 634 00:22:59,540 --> 00:23:01,540 I do come from BBC Two. 635 00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:02,540 I'm fairly well-financed. 636 00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:03,540 Oh, yeah? 637 00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:04,540 Yeah. 638 00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:05,540 You want to call it 350? 639 00:23:05,540 --> 00:23:06,540 Well, whatever. 640 00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:07,540 Yeah. 641 00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:08,540 Whatever floats your boat. 642 00:23:08,540 --> 00:23:10,540 We can do whatever. 643 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:11,540 Yeah. 644 00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:12,540 All right, let's do it. 645 00:23:12,540 --> 00:23:16,540 Now, just give it a couple of soft pedals on your brake pedal. 646 00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:19,540 You've got to learn to drive with your left foot also. 647 00:23:19,540 --> 00:23:23,540 Kevin had a cousin called Stevie who lived nearby. 648 00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:27,540 Like me, Stevie was driving at the Coshocton Fair Demo Derby. 649 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,540 I thought I'd pay a visit. 650 00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:31,540 I'm looking for Stevie. 651 00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:34,540 How's it going? 652 00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:35,540 You're Stevie? 653 00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:36,540 Yep, I'm Stevie. 654 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:37,540 Can I come in? 655 00:23:37,540 --> 00:23:38,540 Sure, come on in. 656 00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:43,540 So this is your place? 657 00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:44,540 This is my place. 658 00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:45,540 Your trailer? 659 00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:46,540 My trailer. 660 00:23:46,540 --> 00:23:47,540 Could you show me around? 661 00:23:47,540 --> 00:23:48,540 Sure. 662 00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:49,540 Give me a tour? 663 00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:50,540 Short tour, but it's a tour. 664 00:23:50,540 --> 00:23:51,540 Trophies. 665 00:23:51,540 --> 00:23:52,540 Trophies. 666 00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,540 Are these all for demo derbies? 667 00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:56,540 Yes, those are all demo derby trophies. 668 00:23:56,540 --> 00:23:57,540 Yeah. 669 00:23:57,540 --> 00:23:58,540 So you've won a few? 670 00:23:58,540 --> 00:23:59,540 Won a few. 671 00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:01,540 Yeah, that's good going because you're pretty young. 672 00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:02,540 Yeah. 673 00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:04,540 Ten years, twelve trophies, that's not too bad. 674 00:24:04,540 --> 00:24:05,540 That isn't too bad. 675 00:24:05,540 --> 00:24:06,540 That's good. 676 00:24:06,540 --> 00:24:13,540 I've got to say, you're not my idea of like your classic sort of real hard-bitten demo derby driver. 677 00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:14,540 Do you know what I mean? 678 00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:16,540 Because I'm smaller than everybody else? 679 00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:17,540 Well, just younger and smaller. 680 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:18,540 Younger, smaller. 681 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:22,540 But when you get in the car, I get the same size car they do, I can hit just as hard as they can. 682 00:24:22,540 --> 00:24:23,540 Yeah. 683 00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:24,540 As long as I stay in the car. 684 00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:25,540 Yeah. 685 00:24:25,540 --> 00:24:27,540 I just don't get in any fights back in the pits. 686 00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:28,540 I just keep my mouth shut. 687 00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:29,540 Yeah. 688 00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:32,540 And you've got a dead animal on your wall. 689 00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:35,540 Yeah, that's the first and only deer I ever actually shot hunting. 690 00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:36,540 Because you only did it once? 691 00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:38,540 No, I went more than once. 692 00:24:38,540 --> 00:24:43,540 That's the only time I've ever actually been successful, so my dad had it mounted for me for a birthday present. 693 00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:46,540 Which comes first, deer hunting or demo derby driving? 694 00:24:46,540 --> 00:24:48,540 Definitely demo derby driving. 695 00:24:48,540 --> 00:24:49,540 Oh, yeah. 696 00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:50,540 Why? 697 00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:52,540 It's more fun. 698 00:24:52,540 --> 00:24:54,540 Sitting in a tree waiting for a deer to come by is no fun. 699 00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:57,540 Chasing somebody around with a car, now that's fun. 700 00:25:01,540 --> 00:25:03,540 It feels good doing that, doesn't it? 701 00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:04,540 Getting used to it, yeah? 702 00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:05,540 Yeah. 703 00:25:05,540 --> 00:25:06,540 It feels quite good doing that. 704 00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:07,540 Why is that? 705 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:08,540 Because it's fun. 706 00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:09,540 Yeah. 707 00:25:10,540 --> 00:25:14,540 Also, you're a little bit frightened and it happens and you're still okay. 708 00:25:14,540 --> 00:25:15,540 Yeah. 709 00:25:15,540 --> 00:25:18,540 You're not used to being able to do that. 710 00:25:18,540 --> 00:25:19,540 Yeah. 711 00:25:19,540 --> 00:25:20,540 Just different. 712 00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:22,540 How did you decide to do this? 713 00:25:22,540 --> 00:25:24,540 Why do you want to run a derby car? 714 00:25:24,540 --> 00:25:30,540 Well, I want to do it because it just looks kind of fun, but it's also a bit frightening, 715 00:25:30,540 --> 00:25:31,540 so it's a challenge. 716 00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:35,540 And at first when I saw someone do it, I was kind of freaked out. 717 00:25:35,540 --> 00:25:40,540 But then I met a guy called Rick, who sort of said it's okay to be afraid. 718 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:46,540 And when he told me that, I felt, well, I think I can do this as long as I'm allowed to be afraid, you know? 719 00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:50,540 He said you experience every human emotion when you do it. 720 00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:51,540 That's about right. 721 00:25:51,540 --> 00:25:52,540 Really? 722 00:25:52,540 --> 00:25:53,540 Really, yeah. 723 00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:58,540 Because you'll get mad at a couple people and you'll be scared when you get in there, but then you'll have fun, you'll be laughing. 724 00:25:58,540 --> 00:26:00,540 How have you been making out this year? 725 00:26:00,540 --> 00:26:07,540 I've only run once and my big car broke and my little car got put on the logs, so that's the only derby I've ran this year. 726 00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:08,540 So you didn't do very well? 727 00:26:08,540 --> 00:26:13,540 No, I didn't do very good in my first try out this year, so we have to go try it again. 728 00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:16,540 Use the hood for your tool bench. 729 00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:19,540 The derby was just three days away. 730 00:26:19,540 --> 00:26:22,540 Stevie was ready, but I still had a car to build. 731 00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:24,540 This is hard. 732 00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:27,540 Which way round do you go to unscrew? 733 00:26:30,540 --> 00:26:31,540 Left. 734 00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:33,540 Will it come out of there now? 735 00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:36,540 You get a determined look on your face. 736 00:26:36,540 --> 00:26:37,540 He got me. 737 00:26:37,540 --> 00:26:41,540 Grab it with the vise grips and give it the old gear shift special. 738 00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:43,540 Forward and back until it snaps. 739 00:26:43,540 --> 00:26:45,540 Like that? 740 00:26:45,540 --> 00:26:48,540 Yeah, I'm a little more aggressive. 741 00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:53,540 There we go. 742 00:26:53,540 --> 00:26:54,540 There, there. 743 00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:56,540 Now that's determination. 744 00:26:56,540 --> 00:26:58,540 Nearly time for a break. 745 00:26:58,540 --> 00:27:00,540 You wore yourself out already. 746 00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:09,540 I still have some anxieties about being hit in a car and getting in the demo derby, so I was wondering if there's anything we could do to sort of get me acclimatized. 747 00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:10,540 You can smash me. 748 00:27:10,540 --> 00:27:11,540 You want to smash me? 749 00:27:12,540 --> 00:27:13,540 Are you sure you wouldn't mind? 750 00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:16,540 But it's only fair I get to smash back once or twice. 751 00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:18,540 Would you be on for that, Stevie? 752 00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:19,540 Sure. 753 00:27:19,540 --> 00:27:20,540 That sounds like fun. 754 00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:21,540 Yeah. 755 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:26,540 You chicken out, just, you know, wave your arms, run off in a corner, you know, you know. 756 00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:28,540 I'm not that aggressive. 757 00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:29,540 I'm not that mean. 758 00:27:29,540 --> 00:27:30,540 Yeah. 759 00:27:30,540 --> 00:27:31,540 We need to find a car. 760 00:27:31,540 --> 00:27:32,540 Okay, should we do it? 761 00:27:32,540 --> 00:27:33,540 You want to find a car? 762 00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:34,540 Yeah. 763 00:27:36,540 --> 00:27:39,540 What's all the, you, what's the nervous? 764 00:27:39,540 --> 00:27:41,540 Well, you know, I've got a very thin neck. 765 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:44,540 It won't break off. 766 00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:45,540 We promise. 767 00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:46,540 Look at how little I am. 768 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:47,540 Yeah. 769 00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:49,540 Don't walk around with your head down or falling over backwards. 770 00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:50,540 Yeah, but I've got a small head. 771 00:27:50,540 --> 00:27:52,540 There's not a lot to hold. 772 00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:53,540 Look at it. 773 00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:55,540 You can put your, put your hand around my neck for goodness sake. 774 00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:56,540 No. 775 00:27:56,540 --> 00:27:57,540 Go on, seriously. 776 00:27:57,540 --> 00:27:58,540 You're choking. 777 00:27:58,540 --> 00:27:59,540 Look at that. 778 00:27:59,540 --> 00:28:00,540 That's not, that's a loose fit. 779 00:28:00,540 --> 00:28:01,540 Yeah. 780 00:28:01,540 --> 00:28:02,540 That's a loose fit. 781 00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:03,540 Yeah, but look at this. 782 00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:04,540 Here. 783 00:28:04,540 --> 00:28:05,540 I can't get mine around yours. 784 00:28:05,540 --> 00:28:07,540 Give me, that's from years of practice. 785 00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:08,540 How big, how big is a hand? 786 00:28:08,540 --> 00:28:09,540 Look at how big I am. 787 00:28:09,540 --> 00:28:10,540 Look. 788 00:28:10,540 --> 00:28:11,540 I mean, I'm bigger than you all the way around. 789 00:28:11,540 --> 00:28:12,540 Well, exactly. 790 00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:14,540 Just because you're tall doesn't mean anything. 791 00:28:14,540 --> 00:28:17,540 Well, Stevie, that isn't so thick. 792 00:28:17,540 --> 00:28:18,540 No. 793 00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:20,540 You're just about the same size. 794 00:28:20,540 --> 00:28:21,540 Okay. 795 00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:22,540 Okay. 796 00:28:22,540 --> 00:28:23,540 Should we do it? 797 00:28:23,540 --> 00:28:24,540 Yeah. 798 00:28:24,540 --> 00:28:25,540 Yeah. 799 00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:33,540 Is it normal to feel a certain amount of fear? 800 00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:35,540 The first time, yeah. 801 00:28:35,540 --> 00:28:38,540 Don't eat before you get in the car. 802 00:28:43,540 --> 00:28:45,540 Are you ready? 803 00:28:45,540 --> 00:28:47,540 Start that engine on. 804 00:28:47,540 --> 00:28:50,540 Push the clutch in too, nervous. 805 00:28:50,540 --> 00:28:54,540 Can I ride with you? 806 00:28:54,540 --> 00:28:57,540 Drive up there and hit that car. 807 00:28:57,540 --> 00:28:58,540 On the left or the right? 808 00:28:58,540 --> 00:28:59,540 On this side. 809 00:28:59,540 --> 00:29:01,540 Between the white and the front tire. 810 00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:03,540 Let out on the clutch. 811 00:29:04,540 --> 00:29:05,540 Hit it. 812 00:29:05,540 --> 00:29:06,540 Stay on the gas. 813 00:29:14,540 --> 00:29:15,540 Let out on the clutch. 814 00:29:15,540 --> 00:29:16,540 Stay still. 815 00:29:16,540 --> 00:29:17,540 Come on, hit me. 816 00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:19,540 Fucking hell. 817 00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:20,540 Fucking hell. 818 00:29:20,540 --> 00:29:21,540 That's nothing. 819 00:29:21,540 --> 00:29:25,540 I just put it back in reverse and go after you. 820 00:29:25,540 --> 00:29:26,540 Hang on. 821 00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:29,540 Shit. 822 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:37,540 I didn't want to hear your passenger side. 823 00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:38,540 Heard you learn how to drive. 824 00:29:38,540 --> 00:29:39,540 Walmart. 825 00:29:39,540 --> 00:29:40,540 Heating right in a number. 826 00:29:40,540 --> 00:29:41,540 No. 827 00:29:41,540 --> 00:29:42,540 That's what you want. 828 00:29:42,540 --> 00:29:43,540 We're junking him. 829 00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:44,540 We gave him the mud. 830 00:29:44,540 --> 00:29:45,540 We got him stuck in the mud. 831 00:29:45,540 --> 00:29:46,540 Go for it. 832 00:29:46,540 --> 00:29:47,540 He killed it. 833 00:29:47,540 --> 00:29:48,540 It's dead. 834 00:29:48,540 --> 00:29:50,540 Push the clutch in and try to start it again. 835 00:29:50,540 --> 00:29:51,540 It's dead. 836 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:52,540 It's dead. 837 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:53,540 My grandmother can hit harder than that. 838 00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:03,540 It's dead. 839 00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:04,540 My grandmother can hit harder than that. 840 00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:19,540 What's going on? 841 00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:30,680 you know what this means he wins really yeah you're dead he wins oh no give him one more 842 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:37,180 stevie you have to don't you want to be in here stevie get in here 843 00:30:37,180 --> 00:30:39,420 you're on your own 844 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:53,980 that's about as good as it gets so now what do you think that was excellent so far so good 845 00:30:53,980 --> 00:30:59,520 now it was time to get to work and impress kevin and stevie with my automotive know-how 846 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:03,360 hey there we go 847 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:17,220 hey that felt good 848 00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:19,600 so now comes the lender 849 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:41,560 Randy and I said, yeah 850 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:42,880 well you knew about me 851 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,860 he hit another little bit 852 00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:48,360 but pull that big right after you 853 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,860 you missed the ones up here 854 00:31:50,860 --> 00:31:51,780 you better go get it 855 00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:53,280 i think maybe we'll get Dewey up here 856 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:57,320 i bet i'd better go get it 857 00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:02,320 We don't have that much time we got to be done by a gaster 858 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,320 This is coming away 859 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,320 He's still on the first headlight 860 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,320 All we need to know is some flames 861 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,320 Wanna see if we can make some? 862 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,320 Whoo! 863 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,320 So you think you'll be able to hear that? 864 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,320 Yeah, I reckon 865 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,320 It's good, I like it 866 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:49,320 Works good 867 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:51,320 So much for that 868 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,320 Now you've got stacks 869 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,320 Working on the car made me feel closer to Kevin and Stevie 870 00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:01,320 The only trouble was, now I was their friend, it wasn't enough for me to take part 871 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,320 They actually wanted me to do well 872 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,320 Kevin had showed me some video highlights of his own derby career 873 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,320 I sensed that now he's retired, he was living out his dream through me 874 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,320 Looks good 875 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,320 How do you feel? 876 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,320 Nervous? 877 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:17,320 Nervous 878 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,320 That's just first time butterflies 879 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,320 Why do you get your seatbelt on sitting in the car? 880 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:22,320 This is nothing 881 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,320 Thanks a lot, you're a real pal 882 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,320 Chicken maybe is more the word 883 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,320 Who are you talking about? 884 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,320 Is there a yellow streak running up your back? 885 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,320 Huh? 886 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:36,320 You know 887 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,320 You know 888 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,320 I'm a macho, I don't mind saying I'm a wimp 889 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,320 You know, don't you think that bothers me? 890 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,320 They can see fear in your eyes 891 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,320 Now you've got to get fired up and let's get going 892 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:49,320 Okay, okay, okay 893 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,320 Stevie, how do you feel? 894 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,320 I'm ready to go 895 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:54,320 I want to hit something 896 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,320 You nervous? 897 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,320 No 898 00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:58,320 Little bit? 899 00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,320 Not really, no 900 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,320 A little bit? 901 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:01,320 Nah 902 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,320 Kinda anxious 903 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:03,320 I want to go hit something 904 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:15,320 What are you laughing at? 905 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,320 That's a little extreme but okay 906 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,320 Do you think that's silly? 907 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,320 What is this? 908 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,320 I don't know, that's a back protector 909 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,320 Like a back protector? 910 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:24,320 Yeah 911 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,320 Eh, you might need that 912 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,320 You'll need these, so 913 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,320 You'll need these elbow guards 914 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,320 Yeah? 915 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,320 So that's not too silly 916 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,320 That's not too bad 917 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,320 You don't think people will take it out on me 918 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,320 because I'm dressed all spiffy? 919 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,320 Well... 920 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,320 I don't know 921 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,320 I can't speak for everybody else 922 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:40,320 Yeah, we'll see I guess 923 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,320 We'll see 924 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,320 Where do I go? 925 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,320 Over here 926 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,320 I'm scared 927 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,320 Nothing to be scared of 928 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,320 Attention all drivers 929 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,320 You should be at the driver's speed 930 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:56,320 It is beginning now 931 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,320 It is mandatory 932 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,320 Drivers, drivers only 933 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,320 You do look a little out of place 934 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,320 You do look a little out of place 935 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,320 I do, don't I? 936 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,320 I look like a complete plunker 937 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,320 But when you get out there 938 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,320 You'll be just fine 939 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,320 I'm 940 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,320 Why? 941 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,320 How are you? 942 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,320 How you doing? 943 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,320 I'm Louie 944 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:18,320 Bill 945 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:19,320 Pleased to meet Bill 946 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:23,320 Good to know you 947 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,320 Okay guys, listen up 948 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,320 I'm out here to put a show on tonight 949 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,320 That's all I'm here for 950 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,320 I don't give a flying shit which one of you win 951 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:36,320 Did anybody bring their car here not to tear it up tonight? 952 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,320 That's what I do for a living 953 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,320 I tear up cars 954 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,320 Red flag means stop 955 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:45,320 Is anybody color blind and cannot see the color red? 956 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,320 Red's like this guy's uniform here 957 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,320 That's red, that means stop 958 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,320 If you're out here to have fun wrecking your car 959 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,320 This is the most fun you're going to have with your pants on 960 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,320 Okay guys, good luck 961 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,320 You guys get your helmets 962 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,320 Set your glasses 963 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,320 Come on around here and get in line 964 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:03,320 Can we find helmets? 965 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,320 Sure 966 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:08,320 Are you ready? 967 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,320 One more 968 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,320 There you go 969 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,320 Now, get in the car and do that to them 970 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,320 Okay, let's do it 971 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,320 Why am I doing this? 972 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,320 Why am I doing this? 973 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,320 Because you're a mean fighting machine 974 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,320 Make your episode of that 975 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:28,320 Oh 976 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,320 Ah! 977 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,320 It's a solid panel air 978 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,320 Stevie and I were in our team colors of orange and white 979 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,320 I was in double zero 980 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,320 He was in seven one five x 981 00:36:55,320 --> 00:37:06,280 Oh my God. 982 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:13,320 Five, four, three, two, one. 983 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,400 Fucking hell. 984 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:25,260 From the first hit, I knew it was going to be misery. 985 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,500 Nothing had prepared me for this. 986 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:49,820 While Stevie zipped up and down, scoring hits and dazzling the crowd, 987 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,300 I concentrated on being smashed from all sides. 988 00:37:55,320 --> 00:38:02,500 Every time I thought I was on the point of rallying, I'd get hit and forget where I was. 989 00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:17,340 With minutes left, I finally got going and drove into a wall. 990 00:38:17,340 --> 00:38:28,860 Then I reversed into Stevie's driver's side door, getting a warning from the flagman. 991 00:38:28,860 --> 00:38:38,040 At least I was still in one piece. 992 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:43,600 But then, for reasons I still don't fully understand, disaster struck. 993 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:44,800 You made it! 994 00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:45,100 No! 995 00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:46,100 Woohoo! 996 00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:48,340 I'd made it to the future. 997 00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:49,280 Did I make it? 998 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,280 Woohoo! 999 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:59,880 Now I had to face Kevin. 1000 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:08,060 Were they being nice to me because I was an out-of-towner? 1001 00:39:08,060 --> 00:39:09,060 No! 1002 00:39:09,060 --> 00:39:10,060 No! 1003 00:39:10,060 --> 00:39:12,240 They give you what they thought you had coming, I'm afraid. 1004 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:13,240 Really? 1005 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:14,240 Yeah. 1006 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:18,240 Well, we need to get some work done because you've got a feature to go to. 1007 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:19,240 Awww! 1008 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:21,240 No, you whine about that later. 1009 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:25,240 Kevin, I'm a little confused because I'm sure I didn't really drive very well. 1010 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:26,240 No, you did. 1011 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,240 No, but you drive better next time. 1012 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:31,240 First time drivers all drive like that when they're not familiar. 1013 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:32,240 So how did I get through then? 1014 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:33,240 Good car. 1015 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,240 Good engine. 1016 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:38,240 It came back to life when you wanted us to crank it up. 1017 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:42,240 My foot slipped off the fucking chair. 1018 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:46,240 I think I hit you by accident on the driver's door, Stevie. 1019 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,240 What's that? 1020 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,240 I think I hit you on the driver's door. 1021 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:49,240 That's okay. 1022 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:50,240 You did good. 1023 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:51,240 Thanks, man. 1024 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,240 You did real good. 1025 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:55,240 What's that, do you want home with one of them little dust collectors for your show? 1026 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:56,240 Oh, no. 1027 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:58,240 I didn't want to do it again. 1028 00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:00,240 Yeah, you've got to do it again. 1029 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:01,240 Have I got to do the feature? 1030 00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:03,240 Can you qualify for the feature and not go? 1031 00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:06,240 You don't have to drive the feature if you don't think you have enough cars. 1032 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:07,240 Yeah. 1033 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,240 What are you going to do? 1034 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,240 I'm driving. 1035 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,240 I'm having a ball. 1036 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,240 Really? 1037 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:12,240 Look at you. 1038 00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:13,240 You're loving it. 1039 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:14,240 This is great. 1040 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:15,240 This is fun. 1041 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:18,240 This is why we do this. 1042 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:21,240 Good, good, good, good. 1043 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:22,240 Your bumper's back on. 1044 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:23,240 Is it? 1045 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:24,240 We'll let it cool down a little bit more. 1046 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,240 Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. 1047 00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:28,240 I'm not sure that I want to go into the feature. 1048 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:29,240 Yes, you do. 1049 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:30,240 Why? 1050 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:33,240 You've got the same odds as everyone else out there. 1051 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:37,240 I don't want to feel like I'm whipping out, but I don't want to go out again that much. 1052 00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:38,240 You don't? 1053 00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:39,240 Yeah. 1054 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:40,240 Wasn't that much fun? 1055 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:41,240 No. 1056 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:42,240 You don't want to do it again? 1057 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,240 Not that much. 1058 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:50,240 It was just, it wasn't really my cup of tea, if you know what I mean. 1059 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,240 We started this together. 1060 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,240 Yeah. 1061 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,240 We need to finish it. 1062 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:54,240 Why are you so... 1063 00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:56,240 Just drive out there and make a few circles. 1064 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:57,240 Why? 1065 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,240 Do some donuts. 1066 00:40:58,240 --> 00:40:59,240 Do something crazy. 1067 00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:00,240 Why? 1068 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:01,240 You'll never do it again. 1069 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:02,240 I didn't come here to win. 1070 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:03,240 I really didn't. 1071 00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:05,240 I came here to check it out, just see what it was all about. 1072 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:08,240 But I just don't enjoy it that much. 1073 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,240 It's not in his blood. 1074 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:12,240 That's all there is to it. 1075 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:13,240 We should have drugged his teeth. 1076 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:15,240 Well you keep arguing with him, but I'm going around. 1077 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:16,240 I'll be hoarse if I keep it up. 1078 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,240 Okay. 1079 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:18,240 You're up in the wind, boy. 1080 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:19,240 This is what you're supposed to be doing. 1081 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:20,240 It's a war. 1082 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:24,240 Either the best or the best. 1083 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:36,240 You're just rubbing it in, aren't you? 1084 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:38,240 You're missing it. 1085 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:39,240 You're missing it. 1086 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:40,240 There's a knife right there. 1087 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:47,240 Why do it if you don't even like it that much? 1088 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:53,240 We just got Stevie right into the wall. 1089 00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:54,240 Whoa! 1090 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:55,240 That could be you. 1091 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:56,240 I'm so glad I'm not out there. 1092 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,240 That's why you're not out there. 1093 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:58,240 I know. 1094 00:41:58,240 --> 00:41:59,240 You see how tough this is. 1095 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:00,240 I know how tough it is. 1096 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:01,240 I can't see it. 1097 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:02,240 I can't see it. 1098 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:03,240 I can't see it. 1099 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:04,240 I can't see it. 1100 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:05,240 I can't see it. 1101 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:06,240 I can't see it. 1102 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:07,240 I can't see it. 1103 00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:08,240 I can't see it. 1104 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:09,240 I can't see it. 1105 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:10,240 I know how tough it is. 1106 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:11,240 I've done it many times. 1107 00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:16,240 I went through this all the time. 1108 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:22,240 I can't believe you didn't want to do that. 1109 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,240 That went like hell. 1110 00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:25,240 Are you pleased? 1111 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,240 Yeah, I'm happy. 1112 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:27,240 I had fun. 1113 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:28,240 Both times. 1114 00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,240 He let my air out of my windbag. 1115 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,240 I'm done. 1116 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:33,240 Oh, don't say that, Kevin. 1117 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:34,240 You make a friend. 1118 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:36,240 You do what you can. 1119 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:43,240 And then, I mean, I can understand why he didn't want to go out there, but it's not the name 1120 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:44,240 of the game. 1121 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:45,240 You know, that's not the way we did it. 1122 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,240 You've got four minutes to get your money and your trophies. 1123 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:48,240 You've got to take the trophy. 1124 00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:49,240 I'm going to take the trophy. 1125 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:50,240 Don't worry about that. 1126 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:51,240 Let's go get our trophy. 1127 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,240 Where do we go? 1128 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,240 There you go, Louie. 1129 00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:54,240 You can take one of those home with you. 1130 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:55,240 I'm ready to get one of these. 1131 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,240 Surprise money. 1132 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,240 Thank you. 1133 00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:58,240 Thanks very much. 1134 00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:59,240 Give me your trophy. 1135 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:00,240 Thank you. 1136 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,240 That feels good. 1137 00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:02,240 Were they hitting hard, Stevie? 1138 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,240 That was hitting hard. 1139 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:04,240 That was hard. 1140 00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:05,240 Was that hard? 1141 00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:06,240 That's hard. 1142 00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:07,240 It looked fucking hard. 1143 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:08,240 That is nice. 1144 00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:09,240 I like it. 1145 00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:10,240 I've got one too, you know. 1146 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:11,240 Yeah, good job. 1147 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:12,240 I was cheering for you. 1148 00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,240 Were you? 1149 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,240 Yeah. 1150 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:15,240 Oh, you've got a headache. 1151 00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:16,240 You've got a headache? 1152 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:17,240 You've got a headache? 1153 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:22,240 My lower back hurts. 1154 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:35,240 Does it? 1155 00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:38,240 Well, you got another one for your window. 1156 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:40,240 The beer's on you tonight. 1157 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:41,240 The beer's on me. 1158 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:42,240 It's great. 1159 00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:43,240 It's great. 1160 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:45,240 We did what we wanted to do, yes? 1161 00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:46,240 Yeah. 1162 00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:47,240 Yeah, I did. 1163 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:48,240 Wow. 1164 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:50,240 So what do you think? 1165 00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:52,240 It's a little stuck. 1166 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:54,240 How are you going to get that off, then? 1167 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:58,240 Wait for one of them to come over here with their loader and pick me up and sit me down. 1168 00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:01,240 So what are you going to do now after you got it off, I mean? 1169 00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:02,240 Load them up, take them home. 1170 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:09,240 I'll take it home and pull the motor and transmission out of it and put it in a different car and jump the rest of the car. 1171 00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:11,240 Uh-oh. 1172 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:13,240 He really did a good job. 1173 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,240 He had this crowd up. 1174 00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:16,240 How did I do? 1175 00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:20,240 In the feature, I'll eventually get over it. 1176 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:26,240 It was time to leave the world of Demo Derby, having heartily disappointed everyone in it. 1177 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:31,240 When I got to the feature, I'd realised that however much I wanted to please Kevin and Stevie, 1178 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:34,240 self-preservation came first. 1179 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:35,240 I really let you down. 1180 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:36,240 Nah. 1181 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:39,240 Better off you don't have a backache and you're safe. 1182 00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:40,240 You're just being nice. 1183 00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:41,240 Yes, I am. 1184 00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:42,240 You're right. 1185 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:43,240 I'm being nice. 1186 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:46,240 I'd like to have seen you go a little farther, but... 1187 00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:51,240 medical reasons, medical reasons. 1188 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:52,240 Like a backbone. 1189 00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:53,240 You didn't say it. 1190 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:54,240 You did. 1191 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:55,240 How you doing? 1192 00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:56,240 Smiling. 1193 00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:57,240 Kevin will be out in a minute. 1194 00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:58,240 He's on the phone. 1195 00:44:58,240 --> 00:44:59,240 What's he doing? 1196 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:00,240 We was in eating some beans. 1197 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:01,240 Were you? 1198 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,240 Yeah. 1199 00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:03,240 How do you feel? 1200 00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:04,240 Real good. 1201 00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:09,240 I woke up this morning thinking I'd like to run it again. 1202 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:10,240 Too late now. 1203 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,240 I know. 1204 00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:12,240 It is, isn't it? 1205 00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:13,240 See, you should have driven the feature. 1206 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:14,240 I wasn't ready for the feature. 1207 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:15,240 Wasn't ready for that. 1208 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:18,240 I need more time to develop my basic skills. 1209 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:19,240 You know what I mean? 1210 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:20,240 Before I face the big boys. 1211 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:21,240 Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. 1212 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:23,240 I still feel like a bit of a wimp though. 1213 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:24,240 I'm not ready for that. 1214 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:25,240 I need more time to develop my basic skills. 1215 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:27,240 You know what I mean, before I face the big boys. 1216 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:28,240 Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. 1217 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:29,240 I still feel like a bit of a wimp though. 1218 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:30,240 No, you did fine. 1219 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:32,240 When did he sneak in? 1220 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:33,240 A couple minutes ago. 1221 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:34,240 While I was unloading your car? 1222 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:35,240 Yeah. 1223 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:36,240 Oh. 1224 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:37,240 Oh. 1225 00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:38,240 Oh. 1226 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:39,240 Oh. 1227 00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:40,240 Oh. 1228 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,240 Oh. 1229 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:42,240 Oh. 1230 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,240 Oh. 1231 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:44,240 Oh. 1232 00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:45,240 Oh. 1233 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:46,240 Oh. 1234 00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:47,240 Oh. 1235 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:48,240 Oh. 1236 00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:49,240 Oh. 1237 00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:50,240 Oh. 1238 00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:51,240 Oh. 1239 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:52,240 Oh. 1240 00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:53,240 Oh. 1241 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:54,240 Oh. 1242 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:55,240 Oh. 1243 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:56,240 Oh. 1244 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:57,240 Oh. 1245 00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:59,240 So how do you feel? 1246 00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:00,240 Not too bad. 1247 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:02,240 A little bit stiff. 1248 00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:03,240 Nothing serious though. 1249 00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:07,240 Well, quitters usually don't hurt too bad the next day. 1250 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:08,240 I'm still not over it. 1251 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:10,240 No, I'm sure. 1252 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:11,240 You didn't know that you had won, Stevie said. 1253 00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:12,240 No. 1254 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:13,240 He ran over and you thought you didn't know what was going on. 1255 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:14,240 I didn't know what was going on. 1256 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:17,240 I thought they were throwing me out for sandbagging. 1257 00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:20,680 he ran over and you thought you didn't know what was going on i didn't know what was going on i 1258 00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:27,000 thought they were throwing me out for sandbagging me too dude i hadn't hit anything in about 15 1259 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:33,480 minutes well they were hitting you it kind of counts we're ready to get this thing on to its 1260 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:47,400 next life okay 1261 00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:26,760 should we just look at it and contemplate it there's not much to say to it now except audio 1262 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:38,600 it's in car heaven